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Chapter 339 Take my lion's fangs!

This kindergarten can be considered an elite kindergarten in Jiangning City. Simply put, the tuition is very expensive, and the parents of the children there are all wealthy and influential. Although they may not all be as rich as Mr. Yuan, they are all prominent figures. No one wants to lower themselves to be a thug and put on a show for others!
As for the school organizing the exercise to arrange its own people, although it's not impossible, it always gives people the feeling of rigging the competition. After all, who can be both the referee and the player?

Parents send their children to these kindergartens and pay so much tuition. Besides wanting their children to receive a better education and make friends in the same social circle, safety is naturally their top priority.

Even if the people they arranged put on a realistic performance, it will damage the reputation of their kindergarten once the parents find out. If they go back and say that so-and-so kindergarten staged a fake anti-riot play, it will affect their school's enrollment.

It's important to know that this kindergarten isn't the only high-end kindergarten in the city; it does have its own competitors.

“How are we shameless? College students have a face too. Besides, look at the four of us: one is a minor, one is a dog, one is chubby, and I'm the only normal person. These are four thugs. If we go up there, we'll be wiped out!” Lin Mo objected.

He could have been a thug, after all, there aren't many opportunities to legally fight these days.

Before, he would have been a little worried, but now he felt incredibly strong and was just worried about not having a chance to unleash his full potential. He wasn't afraid at all, but he was also a man who cared about his reputation!
"So what? Sister Yuan, I'm with you guys too. What, do you think you're the only one with face? And what do you mean? Are you looking down on Sister Yuan?"

"What are you pretending for? You're belittling the three of us, making us feel worthless. You think you're the only normal one?" Miss Yuan immediately objected.

So what if she's small? She wasn't there to confront the security personnel; she just came to join in the fun and see if she could squeeze into the crowd and have some fun with a few kids.

As for whether the kindergarten principal will be upset if she succeeds, that's not something she should worry about. Anyway, you sent me here, so if you don't defend yourselves properly, you deserve it.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo sighed. It wasn't that he looked down on the three of them, but if this had happened yesterday, he would have looked down on four of them. After all, he was quite self-aware.

“I don’t know about others, but I do know the baby’s father, Jiang Feng, your cousin. He was in the army and is now in the public security system. His skills are definitely top-notch. If you bring him here, wouldn’t our chances of winning be much greater? It would also strengthen the school’s security team,” Lin Mo said, puzzled.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at him and spat, "You know my brother is a policeman, how can he become a criminal?"
Of course, it wasn't that my brother couldn't bring himself to do it; on the contrary, he was quite interested. But he had to work, and there were things to do at the bureau. He couldn't very well come to the school to become a thug and quit his job!
If he weren't busy, my brother could easily bring a few colleagues to come over as a group. But now it's just my sister-in-law. We can't let her, a woman, be the one to act as a criminal!

Lin Mo:
That makes so much sense; he was speechless.

Meanwhile, the security guard looked Wang up and down, quite satisfied. He patted Wang's arm and laughed, "Young man, not bad, very strong. Don't worry about anything when you go in. Use all your strength, don't worry about hurting anyone. Just treat yourself as a real criminal, the more ruthless the better, the more heartless the better, the more inappropriate... *cough cough*"
In short, rest assured, our security personnel are highly professional and will definitely be able to subdue you without causing you injury. You don't need to be afraid.

Wang Chu:
What am I scared of? Old man, do you have any manners? You're acting like you're not even human. Even though he's strong, who says being strong means you have to be a main thug? You lousy guy!

"Grandpa, do you have any longer weapons? I think I look cooler with a spear, a flash of cold light first, then the spear strikes like a dragon. This thing is too short, not imposing at all. And this cardboard kitchen knife, for such a big kindergarten, the props department is really terrible. Can't they make it more realistic?" The Sichuan girl complained with a speechless expression, holding a cardboard kitchen knife in her left hand and a machete with Peppa Pig drawn on it in her right.

He didn't care about being a thug; in fact, he was a little excited. If he had known there was this part, he would have used Li Shiya's alternate account. That way, he could have filmed some material and let netizens see his manly side. At the very least, he could have shown netizens what it meant to be like Lin Daiyu uprooting a willow tree.

Upon hearing this, the security guard thought for a moment, took the paper kitchen knife from the Sichuan girl's hand, and then handed her an inflatable Pleasant Goat long stick: "Take this and play with it. With your small frame, you can easily grab anything."

After saying that, he gave Director Wang a series of instructions, which could be described as teaching him various techniques, such as not to fight head-on, to use flanking tactics, and if all else fails, to form a three-on-three formation with the tall young man (Lin Mo) next to him and the skinny, weak greyhound next to him to launch a surprise attack. Although they might not win, they could at least last longer.

It was even revealed that the longer you persist, the better the reward.

Sichuan girl:.
Just then, someone patted Chuanmei on the shoulder. It turned out that Lin Mo and Miss Yuan, who had been arguing nearby, had walked over at some point.

"No, what does this old man mean? I feel like he doesn't respect me," the girl from Sichuan said uncertainly.

To this, Miss Yuan couldn't help but smile: "Put aside your feelings, he just doesn't respect you."

"Why? What am I lacking? I'm a dignified man, at least seven feet five feet tall, right? Three feet one meter, I'm a little over 1.7 meters tall, yes, five feet. How can I, a dignified five-foot man, suffer such humiliation?" the Sichuan girl exclaimed excitedly.

After saying that, Chuanmei saw Lin Mo and Miss Yuan looking at her with knowing expressions.

"Hey, you two don't look down on me too, do you?" the Sichuan girl said, breaking down in her defenses.

In response, Lin Mo patted him on the shoulder: "Maybe not in other situations, but today's situation really is Wang's home turf. Besides, look at the difference between you and him. It's just that Wang has been losing weight quite effectively recently, otherwise he could fit two of you in his belly, and his belly would be big enough to make you fly away."

Simply put, in the eyes of the security guard, Director Wang is a born criminal; he doesn't even need makeup to play a criminal, he's more criminal than a criminal himself.

As for the Sichuan girl, she's just a little chick, not tall, and as thin as a stick. Her thighs aren't even as thick as Director Wang's arms. If all the thugs were like that, it would be easy to deal with them. The sixty-year-old gatekeeper might be able to take them down with one punch.

On the contrary, Lin Mo, with his height of just over 1.8 meters after putting on shoes, at least had a height advantage. Although he was not strong, he could at least be considered decent.

As for Miss Yuan, she's just here to make a joke. What kind of ability can a girl who looks like a minor have?
Soon, the four of them stood outside the kindergarten gate, each holding a 'controlled knife' made of balloons and cardboard. Miss Yuan had her hair styled into pigtails, held an inflatable long knife in her left hand, and her own weapon, a 1000-ton black inflatable hammer, in her right hand.

Lin Mo had only a black inflatable short stick in his hand, while Chuan Mei had somehow gotten her hands on a pink inflatable spiked club, saying that it suited his macho image.

Wang, on whom the security guard had placed high hopes, changed into a jacket with the word "criminal" written on it and held a cardboard kitchen knife in each hand, clearly indicating that he was being considered the main force.

There were actually four coats, but Lin Mo and the other two thought they were too ugly and refused to wear them, so Wang Chu was chosen as their representative.

"Brothers, let's devise a battle plan now. We'll charge in later. The three of you will be the main attackers, breaking through their lines and covering my charge into the crowd. One kill is enough, two kills are a bonus!" Miss Yuan passionately rallied the troops. The three men:
"We're criminals, what's there for you to be proud of?" Lin Mo rolled his eyes at him.

He had only heard these words in anti-Japanese war dramas, but they were the 'villains' now. Was it appropriate for them to say such impassioned lines?

"If there's anything inappropriate, and you behave well, I, Sister Yuan, will treat you to a visit to Qingshui Watai." With that, Miss Yuan put on sunglasses and a mask, covering herself up completely.

Three people:? ? ?
"No, what do you mean? You're all covered up, but what about us?" Lin Mo asked, his eyes wide.

Miss Yuan retorted matter-of-factly, "Do I have a face? You grown men don't!"

Three people:
Who's shameless? We're all human beings. Just because we're men doesn't mean we can be shameless!
It was already quite presumptuous of us to be dragged into the city to act as thugs in the middle of the day. Now we're going up there and making a fool of ourselves. You should be careful to protect your privacy. How can someone be so shameless?
Five minutes later, the four people lined up, all wearing masks and holding 'weapons', glaring menacingly at the kindergarten.

"How do we get in?" Lin Mo asked, somewhat perplexed, looking at the tightly closed kindergarten gate.

What was initially thought to be a group of ruthless bandits breaking into the school to commit arson, murder, and robbery turned out to be a shocking surprise as the first step resulted in the immediate deaths of four of the bandits.

"How do we get in? We'll just swagger in, of course!" With that, Miss Yuan stepped forward and said to the gatekeeper, "Sir, open the gate, we're going in to kill someone!"

‘Buzz~~~’

As the electric sliding gate slowly opened, the security guard poked his head out and chuckled, "Good girl, keep it up! Try to hold on a little longer!"

Miss Yuan gave an OK sign: "Don't worry, sir, you can rest now."

The gatekeeper: "Okay!"

It has to be said, they were quite polite. The four of them entered the kindergarten gate in this strange atmosphere.

"Wait a minute, why did the gatekeeper open the gate for us? Shouldn't he have stopped us?" Lin Mo asked.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan looked at him as if he were an idiot and said speechlessly, "Nonsense, if he doesn't let us in, the four of us can't get in at all. If the four of us thugs don't get in, who are the security personnel inside guarding against?"

"Without criminals, security personnel have nothing to do; how can they demonstrate to students' parents how safe their school is?"

What he said made so much sense that he was speechless.

Seeing that Lin Mo remained silent, Miss Yuan clapped her hands to attract the three's attention: "Alright, everyone, perk up! Youth has no price, let's chop him in the crotch! Our motto is: Brothers! United! Their Strength!"

Sichuan girl: "Just do it!"

Director Wang: "Awoo~ Nobody works!"

Lin Mo: "I'm going to take on seven!"

Miss Yuan:
"Forget it, forget it. We have absolutely no chemistry with you guys. Remember this: when we see someone, the adults go first, and I'll handle the minors!"

As they spoke, led by Miss Yuan with an air of confidence, the three arrived at the training ground. Outside the ground were many parents, while inside, only one class of children sat in rows. Just as Miss Yuan was about to approach, two security guards in uniforms stepped forward and stopped her, asking:

"Who are you and how did you get in?"

Seeing this, Miss Yuan looked at the three men beside her, but the three of them were also unsure of the procedure and were momentarily stunned.

When the security guard saw the word "criminal" on Director Wang's clothes, he immediately understood that he had been given a job. However, the script they had been given was that, until the criminals made a move, they were just ordinary people, and the security personnel could not take the initiative to act; they only had the right to stop them.

Then, the two sides were locked in a stalemate outside the playground. After about ten seconds, seeing that the three men did not react at all, Miss Yuan finally could not hold back. She took out a 1000-ton inflatable sledgehammer, jumped up, and slammed it hard on the head of the security guard in front of her.

"Take my lion's tooth!"

The security personnel were also very dedicated; with one blow of the hammer, the victim instantly collapsed to the ground.

"Get to work! What are you looking at?" Miss Yuan shouted.

The three then realized what had happened and quickly rushed forward to 'chop' the other security guard to the ground.

Soon, five or six security personnel appeared on the playground and surrounded them. Miss Yuan, showing no fear, led the three of them directly to meet them, cursing as she went:
"Useless! Three old men need me to personally lead the team!"

Three people:
(End of this chapter)