Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 31 Gentle Breeze and Bright Moon × Fat and Thin Immortal Boys √

What Mingyue Patriarch? I'm more like Bodhi Patriarch.

Using two apples as a substitute for ginseng fruit? Do you think I've lost my IQ in love to play such a pointless trick on you?
"Yes, Ancestor Mingyue!"

Upon hearing this, Yuan Meng tilted her head back, her round face filled with the satisfaction of being recognized.

Just kidding, this is his god of wealth! What's so special about calling her Mingyue Ancestor? If it were Zhang Wei, he'd practically call her godmother.

"Hmm~~ Good boy, you'll get a reward!"

As she spoke, Yuan Meng then tossed over two more bananas.

Lin Mo:
"No, why are you giving me bananas? I'm not Fu Hang. And where did you pull all this stuff out of?"

Yuan Meng didn't have a backpack or a bag in her hands at this time. She just stretched her hands behind her back and pulled out two huge apples. Then she stretched them out again and pulled out two bananas. Just like her mother, Grey Wolf, she could have whatever she wanted with her hands behind her back.

“My master is Zhen Yuanzi, so of course I can also use the ‘Sleeve Universe’ technique. Look!” As she spoke, Yuan Meng stretched her small hand behind her back again, then grabbed it hard, and pulled out a super-sized cup of cold drink with a straw stuck in it, right under Lin Mo’s shocked gaze.

"Huh? Is this correct?"

As he spoke, Lin Mo stood up and circled around Yuan Meng. He couldn't find any pockets, and the skirt wasn't bulky at all.

Seeing her relaxed and carefree demeanor, he couldn't help but think of a comedian pulling a baseball bat from under his long gown. Lin Mo then gave her a thumbs up and said:

"Yuan Shen, you are truly gifted!"

This is actually the difference between men and women. Men would never imagine how much storage space some girls' skirts have.

Not to mention the long skirt Yuan Meng is wearing now, even a JK short skirt has ridiculously large storage space, and it doesn't look bulky at all.

"That's right, I am the Bright Moon Ancestor!" she said, taking a big, satisfying gulp of her cold drink with both hands.

"By the way, Sister Yuan, what made you decide to dress like this today?" Lin Mo asked curiously.

It's not that she's not good-looking. After all, Miss Yuan is a top contender in the rich girl/loli category. As long as she doesn't wear anything too sexy, she looks good no matter what. Mingyue Tongzi is no exception.

But who would wear such clothes to work? Even wearing an ancient-style dress would be perfectly normal, since ancient styles have been all the rage these past few days, especially among girls.

"Hey, I went to a comic convention yesterday, and this is what I wore. I was the center of attention, and I was so happy with it that I wore it here today!" Yuan Meng said matter-of-factly.

"Anime convention?" Lin Mo was a little confused and continued, "You're a rich woman now, why do you still do cosplay?"

"Do you understand what a hobby is? Who says you can't like cosplay if you have money? Besides, there are plenty of people in our cosplay community who come from well-off families. Who says we have to make money? We mainly want to make ourselves happy!" Yuan Meng said, giving him a disdainful look.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo thought it made sense. Having money and having hobbies don't conflict; there's even the option of driving a sports car to deliver food and experiencing life.

"Sister Yuan, what other characters have you cosplayed?" Lin Mo asked curiously.

This question hit the nail on the head. Yuan Meng sat down, took out her phone from behind her back, and opened her photo album, which contained her previous cosplay works.

You won't believe it until you see it! Yuan Meng is practically a loli cosplayer portraying the Holy Grail, whether it's Angela, Klee, Kanna, or the platelets from Cells at Work!
She portrays each character so vividly that it's as if they stepped right out of an anime.

"How is it? Isn't it beautiful? If you like it, I'll take you with me next time. With your looks, we could cosplay as a couple!" Yuan Meng said proudly, while also thinking that taking him along might be a good idea. After all, the little black dog has evolved and is definitely handsome.

Hearing this, Lin Mo frowned, then said, "It's not impossible, then I want to cosplay Zhao Yun."

“No problem, I’ll cosplay Diao Chan. Zhao Yun and Diao Chan are a couple in King of Glory,” Yuan Meng said happily.

"No need, would you like to choose someone else?" "Choose someone else? Who?"

"Yeah, you can cosplay Changbanpo!"

Yuan Meng:
"You fucking bastard, you're still going to stab me? I'll beat you to death!"

After saying that, Miss Yuan pulled out another egg pancake from her skirt and slapped it directly in his face.
I must say, this dress is really nice, and there's food and drink included.

Three minutes later, Lin Mo finished his egg pancake, then showed off a banana, realizing for the first time that it was actually true that good things could fall from the sky.

"Hey! If you eat my cake, you're mine now. Here, put this on, and from now on you'll be Ancestor Qingfeng!"

Watching Lin Mo finish his breakfast, Yuan Meng tossed him a bag from who-knows-where, inside which was the light purple Qingfeng Ancestor set.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo reached out and tried to gag himself.

“Even if you poop it out, you still have to put it on for me!” Yuan Meng said.

In response, Lin Mo simply retorted, "I don't want it. I'll buy you one, or even ten. If you want me to wear this, you're asking for trouble!"

"Really not going to wear it?"

"Don't wear it!"

"What a pity! I was thinking that if you wore it, I would send you a big red envelope of ten thousand yuan!"

Lin Mo remained unmoved. This price might have been acceptable before, but it couldn't buy his noble soul now.

"Why don't you try asking Zhang Wei? I think he'll agree."

With a quick glance, Lin Mo transformed into a master of ideas and came up with a brilliant plan.

"Oh yeah, how could I forget about Fatty? Great idea!"

After saying that, Yuan Meng swept up the remaining bananas and apples in front of him, grabbed the bag, and left without looking back, as if she had made up her mind.

Lin Mo breathed a sigh of relief. Firstly, he could focus on his work. Secondly, he didn't know how to explain that he had been tricked by Liu Ruyan; Yuan Meng would definitely be furious if she knew.

Meanwhile, Yuan Meng's same act was being performed again in front of Zhang Wei.

Time flew by and it was noon. Lin Mo was eating claypot rice when suddenly two figures, one large and one small, one purple and one green, appeared in front of him.

"Hahaha, Wei-ge, how did she convince you? Did she have some leverage over you, or did Yuan Shen offer a price you couldn't refuse?"

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At this moment, Zhang Wei was dressed as a Qingfeng Tongzi (a type of Taoist priest), with a wig on his head. His clothes were a bit small, and his hairy calves were sticking out, making him look quite comical.

Facing the constant flow of customers in the store, he forcefully covered his face with his sleeve.

Seeing this, Yuan Meng couldn't help but kick him: "Cough cough, say something, or we won't pay the final payment?"

"How dare you! You want to call me Ancestor Qingfeng!" Zhang Wei stammered, his face flushed red.

At this moment, Lin Mo was laughing so hard he was almost out of breath, and he couldn't help but point at the two of them and say:
"Have you two seen 'The Living Buddha Ji Gong'? The fat and thin fairy boys! Hahaha!"

Zhang Wei:
Yuan Meng: _(`」∠)_
(End of this chapter)