Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

It's said that people don't mind the effort when doing bad things, and they're even willing to spend a little money, which perfectly hits the nail on the head with young people.

Of course, you need to have some close friends to enjoy this. Buying oranges to eat yourself is just crazy, but if you buy them for your friends, they're a perfect match!
It has to be said that this stall owner is a business genius; she managed to come up with such a unique idea.

Lin Mo bought two jin (1 kg), completely forgetting that he had just said that anyone who bought these oranges was out of their mind.

Of course, from Liu Ruyan's perspective, her boyfriend is indeed a bit dim-witted, and she has come to accept it calmly.

But thinking about how she had forced herself to eat the sour oranges for Lin Mo, she realized that she wasn't such a good person after all.

Thinking about it this way, she immediately felt at peace.

"Brother, brother, save me half a pound of these sour oranges!" Liu Ruyan said as soon as the two got out of the car in the residential area.

Lin Mo: ? ? ?
"You're not thinking of giving it to my cousin, are you?"

Liu Ruyan: "No, Su Su has been busy with work lately and hasn't had time. Besides, if you want the horse to run, you have to give it a little something in return. I'm planning to give Yunyun a couple to try tonight, hehe!"

Lin Mo: →_→

"I didn't realize you were so cunning!"

"Get lost! I don't have many close friends. Yunyun is the closest. Who else should I ask if not her?" Liu Ruyan punched him and said.

Lin Mo smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, as long as I'm not eating them. I'm going to the studio to deliver the oranges. Do you want to come?"

"Go, of course I'll go! Let's go see what's going on!" Liu Ruyan nodded repeatedly. After all, she had already bought the oranges, so of course she had to go and see how they turned out.

The two of them then walked in through the back door of the studio, each carrying a bag of oranges.

"Hey, everyone's busy! Come on, I just bought some oranges, have a taste!"

As soon as he entered, he saw several people playing games and writing papers. Upon seeing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but greet them warmly.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan sat up abruptly from the sofa, holding her phone: "Is the sun rising in the west today? You even know to bring me food, that's great!"

"By the way, what are you two doing?"

As she spoke, Miss Yuan snatched the plastic bag, took out an orange and started peeling it, then took a bite.

“My brother and I went home for a while. By the way, Yuanyuan, how are these oranges? Are they sweet?” Liu Ruyan asked quickly.

But the scene they had imagined of Miss Yuan losing control of her expression because of the sourness did not occur. Instead, she smiled and gave a thumbs up, saying, "Quite good, very sweet. Where did you buy this orange?"
Come on, Sichuan girl, you should try this!

As he spoke, he tossed one to the Sichuan girl.

Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan exchanged a glance, both seeing the doubt in each other's eyes. Could this orange really be sweet?
After all, you can't guarantee that every single orange in that pile will be sour. What if the one they ate was sour, or the one Miss Yuan ate was sweet?

After all, judging from Miss Yuan's reaction alone, the two of them really couldn't tell whether she was faking it or the oranges were genuinely sweet.

"It's the fruit stand outside, the one next to Xiaoli Supermarket!" Lin Mo explained.

Just then, Chuanmei also popped an orange into her mouth and tasted it. Then she calmly nodded: "Hmm~~ This orange is really good, very sweet. Speaking of which, the weather is getting warmer now, it's time to eat watermelon!"

"Squad Leader Wang, you two should try some too!"

As he spoke, he took two oranges and tossed them to the class monitor and Director Wang.

The two took the oranges, peeled them, and ate them without changing their expressions.

Squad leader: "Seriously, this orange tastes exceptionally sweet, with a slightly grainy texture, a bit like a tangerine!"

Director Wang: "Indeed, let's buy two pounds later!"

Squad leader: "No problem!"

Seeing this, He Xiaoyue couldn't stand it anymore and quickly reached out from her seat to call out, "Mine! Mine! I want some too, Chuanmei!"

Seeing this, Chuanmei had no choice but to take out another orange and toss it over. He Xiaoyue caught it, took a bite, and her eyes lit up: "Director Wang, when you go to buy some later, please bring me two jin!"

Director Wang: "No problem!"

Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan were dumbfounded by the group's actions. They had come to prank their friend, so why wasn't the orange sour anymore?
Looking at it this way, aren't the two of them utterly clowns?
Noticing their somewhat awkward expressions, Miss Yuan couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with you two? What's with those expressions?"

"Oh? It's nothing, Sister Yuan, are your oranges really that sweet?" Lin Mo stepped forward, wanting to try another one.

Upon seeing this, Miss Yuan hugged the bag tightly to her chest: "It's not sweet, it's sour! Isn't this for us?"
Besides, didn't you two taste the oranges when you bought them?

Seeing Miss Yuan's possessive attitude towards her food, Lin Mo had no more doubts and hurriedly stepped forward, wanting to confirm one last time whether the oranges he and Liu Ruyan had eaten were the only ones that were sour: "I didn't taste any, Sister Yuan, give me one, if it's good I'll go buy some more!"

Finally, after much persuasion, he managed to get two of them. He and Liu Ruyan each took one, peeled them open, and stuffed them into their mouths.

The next second, a familiar sour feeling rushed to her head. Liu Ruyan: "Pah~~"

Lin Mo: "Hiss~~~"

Just then, along with the two of them, Miss Yuan and the others also spat out the oranges in their mouths.

"Ugh~~he~tui~ What is this? You dare to try to fool your sister Yuan with such a little trick? I've already done all this before. Are you stupid, Liu Ruyan? You've finally met your match, hahaha!" After vomiting, Miss Yuan laughed wildly.

After the others finished vomiting, they looked at each other with smug expressions.

Sichuan Girl: "I knew it! When Sister Yuan finds something delicious, she always eats it all by herself in secret. How could she possibly share it?"

"Old Mo, this won't do. How's the orange? Is it tangy and refreshing at times?"

Squad leader: "But I have to say, it's not easy to find such sour oranges."

He Xiaoyue: "I sensed something was wrong immediately, especially when I saw Director Wang's legs, which were so sore they were turned pigeon-toed. I knew you were all holding back, and I was right!"

Director Wang: "This is so sour! I wanted to shout, but the squad leader stepped on my foot and wouldn't let me say it!"

Liu Ruyan:
Lin Mo:
Okay, okay, so this is how everyone plays, huh? I have to say, these guys really aren't losing out at all.

When Miss Yuan first ate the sour orange, she only thought that she couldn't suffer herself, so she gave one to Chuanmei.

Unexpectedly, Chuanmei thought the same way and gave two to Director Wang and the class monitor. As for He Xiaoyue, she asked for them herself; she hadn't even planned to give them to her at first.

But once everyone started to put on a brave face, the situation suddenly changed. They had to let Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan have a taste, otherwise they wouldn't be satisfied.

Besides, none of them were good people; they immediately realized that Lin Mo had deliberately bought these sour oranges.

So, without exchanging a single word, the group completed a perfect plan solely through their tacit understanding.

In particular, Miss Yuan's food-protecting behavior was a stroke of genius. She frankly said that the orange was sour, but she didn't want to give it to Lin Mo. Isn't that a manifestation of food protection?
Lin Mo was completely unaware that these few living fathers had been eating a segment of orange for so long without swallowing it, which is why they were directly affected.

"You just want us to eat it too, even if you're willing to endure the sourness yourself?" Liu Ruyan wiped her mouth after spitting out, somewhat incredulous.

Miss Yuan waved her hand upon hearing this: "No, no, no, we didn't know the oranges were sour at first, we just didn't want to suffer a loss."

If any one of them had thrown up, I would have thrown up too. I never thought we were all in the same boat and could all hold our liquor like that!

But then again, these oranges are great. Director Wang will buy me two pounds later; I'll take some back for my sister-in-law. They're really sour!

Sichuan Girl: "Me too, me too! Buy me 20 jin (10 catties) and I'll give it to my fans. I'll randomly select ten lucky fans from the group and give each of them two jin (1 kg)!"

Squad leader: "Well, it's just that it doesn't keep well, otherwise I would definitely have mailed some to my friend. What a pity!"

Liu Ruyan;
At that moment, she realized for the first time why these people could become friends. It was truly a case of finding kindred spirits in humble circumstances; they could even think of the same way when it came to insulting each other.

"Why are you making that face? Don't think I don't know, you must have instigated Mozai. You're no good either!" Miss Yuan said disdainfully when she saw Liu Ruyan's hesitant expression.

Liu Ruyan: "Me? Instigated him?"

Lin Mo: "Stop pretending, Sister Ruyan. I didn't hide it from you back then, did I? Besides, you came here on your own initiative!"
We're the kind of people who can't be two different kinds of people even if we sleep in the same bed, so let's just accept it!

"Well, you little brat, so this is how you play now?" Liu Ruyan was so angry she laughed, and said helplessly.

Lin Mo shrugged: "There's nothing we can do about it. We were the ones who got killed by them!"

The people nearby burst into laughter upon hearing this, and He Xiaoyue exclaimed, "Look~ Couples are like birds in the same forest; when disaster strikes, they fly away separately. This reaction is so real! They've started fighting amongst themselves. I feel like I'll never touch love again in this lifetime!"

The class monitor rolled his eyes at him and said, "Get lost! I wonder who was the love-struck fool from last year!"

“The past is the past. Now I’m a pervert, Director Wang. Is there anything you absolutely won’t touch?” He Xiaoyue asked.

Director Wang: "I probably won't gamble or use drugs, after all, I have nothing but hatred for gambling and drugs!"

There's no way around it; people with girlfriends don't have the confidence to say they won't touch porn.

"Trash, you're so smug about having a boyfriend, always showing off your love to me. Can't you learn from Sichuan girls?"
"Chuanmei, tell him you absolutely won't touch anything?" He Xiaoyue spat.

The Sichuan girl who was called out was taken aback, then thought for a moment, and finally said seriously: "I would not touch a single needle or thread of the people, because I am a Party member!"

Lin Mo: "You were just eating my orange!"

Sichuan girl: "Didn't I throw up? Besides, you're a Party member, so it doesn't count!"

Everyone:
(End of this chapter)