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Chapter 1029 Have you ever saved a fox on a snowy mountain?
Zhao Yun was very happy. After all, if there were too many single men among her colleagues in the bureau, she, being single herself, would also feel a lot of pressure!
Now it's great, with this social event, there are fewer single guys in their department.
It's just that Director Liu was slow to react. When he wanted to organize a matchmaking event last year, the kindergarten teachers, teachers, and hospital nurses had already been snatched up by other units, especially those fire departments. They were really ruthless. When they organized matchmaking activities and had tug-of-war with the girls, they really went all out and made the girls angry. Later, when they heard that the police department wanted to organize a matchmaking event, they didn't even give them a second glance.
Therefore, Director Liu explicitly forbade any tug-of-war activities at tomorrow's social gathering. Everyone should dress smartly and then engage in some ambiguous interactive games together.
They even brought out the police dogs. After all, in their department, it seems that the only dog that girls like is the squad leader. If the squad leader can put in some effort, wouldn't the atmosphere just liven things up?
Don't call it shameless; it's called making the most of available resources. Director Liu still can't understand why those fire departments don't bring those girls along for water fights during their social events.
What's wrong? Does the fire department lack that little bit of water? You guys usually love playing in the water, how come you forgot about it now?
But Director Liu is getting on in years, and there must be a reason why the leaders of the fire department didn't use that tactic.
If a tug-of-war can make a girl cry, imagine what would happen if it were a water fight! The firefighters could set up water cannons and spray these girls with water, and things would get even more chaotic!
It can only be said that only those with their own soldiers know their own strengths, and everyone is simply playing to their strengths and avoiding their weaknesses.
The social gathering tomorrow is basically finalized. It was originally supposed to be on Sunday, since some companies don't give Saturdays off, but considering that Sunday is Qingming Festival, we have to do it a day earlier.
Of course, this wasn't too difficult for the Sichuan girl. All he had to do was gather the girls together and take them there, and that would complete the task. As for what activities the police station prepared, that was their business and not their concern.
Having finalized the itinerary and time, Zhao Yun immediately called Director Liu back, and then, satisfied, led Lin Mo upstairs.
That evening, after Liu Ruyan got off work, Lin Mo told her about tomorrow's plans, and Liu Ruyan readily agreed, saying she wanted to go and join in the fun.
After dinner, Lin Mo sat at the table on the balcony, researching academic papers on his computer, while Liu Ruyan lay on the sofa watching short videos.
"Hahaha, my god, this is hilarious! What is this?! Is AI this abstract now?"
Lin Mo was looking up information when Liu Ruyan suddenly burst into laughter on the sofa, almost as if she were about to faint.
Seeing this, he couldn't help but look up: "What's wrong?"
“Little brother, this video is so funny. Wait a minute, let me ask you something. If you saw a white fox that was about to starve to death on a snowy mountain, and you happened to have a braised duck, would you save the fox?” Liu Ruyan asked.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo asked, puzzled, "Maybe!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan quickly stood up, coughed lightly twice, and then walked over with a seductive look on her face. She wrapped her arms around his neck and said softly, "Young master, have you ever saved a fox on the snow mountain?"
Upon seeing this, Lin Mo narrowed his eyes and said with a look of disdain, "Are you that braised duck?"
Liu Ruyan: "I can't figure this out."
Lin Mo: "Are you a snow mountain?"
Liu Ruyan: "I am a fox!"
Lin Mo: "You are the paper I wrote?"
Liu Ruyan: "Even if we take a step back, can't I be a fox?"
Lin Mo: "You're a peacock, aren't you!" Liu Ruyan:
"You did this on purpose, didn't you? Have you seen that video?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him: "What do you think? I'm not like you, I don't have to work every day. I usually just browse short videos, of course I've seen them before."
"Okay, you fox, what brings you here?"
Liu Ruyan: →_→
"I've come to repay a debt of gratitude!"
Lin Mo: "Hold on, I don't think we need to go through those cliché procedures. From a young age, teachers have taught us to do good deeds anonymously. But since you've already found me and want to repay my kindness, let's just give you a few million!"
Liu Ruyan:
"You're really shameless! You've become addicted to living off women. What, didn't you watch The Legend of the White Snake when you were a kid? You married a fox spirit who came to repay a debt of gratitude. Does she have magic powers to make you rich?"
"Xu Xian was terrified. Although he was eventually rescued, his wife was imprisoned again. In the end, he was only able to get his wife out because his son passed the civil service exam and entered the government. Xu Shilin from the Central Committee called the Leifeng Pagoda Office to investigate Fahai for illegally imprisoning protected animals and dealt with the relevant responsible persons."
"This path has been trodden by many before. Although I can accept a fox offering herself in marriage, I'm not sure if my son can pass the civil service exam!" Lin Mo said helplessly, spreading his hands.
Liu Ruyan:
"Fine, I won't repay your kindness!"
Lin Mo: "No way, we're already here, so just give me some money. We can talk about money, not feelings. After all, who says that only repaying a debt of gratitude is possible by offering yourself in marriage?"
After joking around, he even watched the entire compilation of these videos about rescuing foxes in the snowy mountains. There's all sorts of stuff in there. Whether you save the fox or not, you'll get killed anyway, so what's the point of playing?
As for Lady White Snake? He had seen it before. He watched it with great enthusiasm when he was a child and really thought that Bai Suzhen was able to be rescued because Xu Shilin was the reincarnation of the God of Literature. Now that he saw it, the reincarnation of the God of Literature might not be able to defeat Fahai, but the imperial officials were able to destroy Fahai and the temple where he had taken a vow, and even bury Fahai in the ground to cosplay as ginseng.
So, in this society, those who cultivate immortality are not as good as those who take the civil service exam; monks are not afraid of magical duels, but they are afraid of police batons.
"He has absolutely no sense of romance, and he calls himself Xu Shilin from the Central Committee? How could you even come up with something like that?"
Lin Mo's words made Liu Ruyan laugh in anger, but upon closer reflection, they seemed to make a lot of sense.
If we're talking about the God of Literature having some influence, Xu Shilin had come before he became the top scholar in the imperial examination, but Fahai ignored him and even said he would only release Bai Suzhen after the Leifeng Pagoda collapsed and the West Lake dried up. But after Xu Shilin became the top scholar, the pagoda didn't collapse and the water didn't dry up, yet he still released her.
Because Fahai himself knew that if he didn't release the people, Leifeng Pagoda would be treated as a dangerous building, the water of West Lake would have to be diverted, and he would be imprisoned. In short, he was cowardly.
Lin Mo smiled at this and said, "That's called wisdom, baby!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan shivered instantly: "Ugh~~~ How cheesy! Go take a shower right now!"
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
"No, I was just being a bit cheeky, it's not like you'd drain my yang energy directly, is it?"
Liu Ruyan: "What else would a fox spirit absorb if not yang energy?"
Lin Mo: "The fox must be playing PUBG, right?"
Liu Ruyan blushed upon hearing this: "Get lost!"
(End of this chapter)
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