Electronic Nezha

Chapter 166 Girlfriend Benefits
One advantage of being with people from the Sixth Division is that they can quickly understand anything you say that is difficult to comprehend.

The Queen's hair incident was over in five minutes, but my new relationship with Ma Chaoran sparked a lot of discussion...

Shark put his arm around Liu Zhenhua and said, "The father found a stepmother for me, but no one even asked what I, his brother, thought about it."

Liu Zhenhua removed his hand and said, "I have no objection."

Ma Chaoran said smugly, "Even his own mother has no objections."

At this moment, Sixth Master said, "It's normal for Fengzi to find someone in his prime, but hey, you and Han Shiya have been divorced for several years now, why haven't you actually found someone?"

The chubby boy said, "Was it because your ex-sister-in-law was too good? Brother Feng, it's like saying, 'Once you've seen the ocean, you can't be satisfied with a river.'"

I waved my hand and said, "I'm like someone who's been bitten by a snake once and is afraid of ropes for ten years. You'll all have this day sooner or later. You'll understand when your wife calls your full name a dozen times a day."

Jinli said, "I think Brother Feng is spoiled for choice. With his qualifications, what kind of woman can't he find?"

I asked in surprise, "What are my conditions?"

The phrases "overwhelmed by choices" and "unable to find anything" are used to describe me for the first time. It feels like labeling an ordinary worker in a meat processing plant's cold storage as "incompetent and tyrannical" and "harming the loyal and virtuous"...

The koi fish said, "You are the savior."

I almost forgot about that.

At this moment, Yuan Yuan poured a cup of tea and handed it to Ma Chaoran, saying, "I'm entrusting Master's safety to you from now on. Tell me what you'd like to eat and I can give you special treatment."

Ma Chaoran excitedly grabbed Yuanyuan's hand and asked, "Is it okay after midnight?"

Yuan Yuan said gently, "I don't need to sleep."

Ma Chaoran laughed loudly, "There are such benefits to being someone's wife!"

The chubby guy said speechlessly, "First of all, you guys are fake. Secondly, she's a girlfriend, not a wife. Old Ma, you're really willing to go to any lengths for a bite to eat."

Ma Chaoran glanced at the koi fish and said, "I was just too scared to go hungry." She rubbed her hands together and said, "Luckily, no one knows Lao Liu's true identity, otherwise I would have been seen as a gold digger in everyone's eyes."

The chubby boy said, "In our eyes now, you're a gold digger! You're only after people, cars, and money!"

Ma Chao laughed heartily.

Sixth Master said, "It's good that Old Ma has this identity. No one will suspect anything if the two of you are together. It saves me from having to send two people to follow you suspiciously all the time. But how did you two get together?"

I didn't understand at first, but Dolphin said, "Right, you have to make up a love story, including how many meals you ate together, who pursued whom, and so on."

I said, "Do we really need to go to such lengths?"

The dolphin said, "Yes, that's stipulated in our basic work rules."

I looked at Ma Chaoran and then at myself, and said, "Judging from external conditions, she should be the girl I'm pestering."

Ma Chaoran waved her hand casually and said, "Never mind, I'm the one who chased you."

"Why should I?" That was my first reaction; I was unconvinced...

The koi fish said, "Isn't this the part that needs to be made up? Where did you two first meet?"

I said, "Strictly speaking, it was at the fruit market, the time Zhang Biao caused trouble."

Koi said, "That's love at first sight. Reporter Ma has loved eating fruit since she was a child, and she has always aspired to marry the fruit stand owner." The chubby boy said, "Okay, your storytelling skills are on par with your cooking skills."

Everyone nodded.

Jinli smiled apologetically, "Just kidding. She must be admiring Mr. Liu's masculinity."

I said, "I didn't even lift a finger."

Shark said, "Anyway, it's just something for others to hear. They'll just listen to whatever Old Ma says, and they'll just think to themselves that this woman is blind."

Ma Chaoran said, "Think it over before you speak. You're offending two people with those words!"

Actually, everyone started talking nonsense at this point, offering all sorts of random ideas and jokes, and finally managed to fabricate a reasonably plausible love story. That's when it became clear that everyone had their own expertise; in their story, they detailed how many meals we had afterwards, including what we ate, but how our relationship gradually developed was rather vague, making it seem like two foodies formed a dining partnership based on a shared interest.

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I was awakened from my sleep by a knock on the door. I looked at my watch and it was not yet six in the morning; it was still dark outside.

I wouldn't dare say more, but I haven't gotten up this early in at least five years. Still incredibly sleepy and grumpy, I shuffled to the door and flung it open, gritting my teeth as I yelled, "Who is it?"

Ma Chaoran stood at the door, nodding at me casually as always: "Good morning."

"Isn't it too early? Do you need something?"

Ma Chaoran suddenly smiled mysteriously: "Here's some girlfriend perks for you."

I glanced at her absentmindedly, then looked back at the interior setting. I was in my dormitory in the Sixth Division, and the details were still impeccable.

"Aren't you annoying?" I yelled.

"Why are you getting angry?"

"Nonsense, yesterday he played my son, and today it's someone else. Don't you understand? I'll never sign your autograph! By the way, what new tricks can you come up with dressed as Ma Chaoran?" Old Ma said he was going to give me a girlfriend treat. What's wrong with the Queen's thought process? Could it be that it wasn't hypnosis, but just a normal wet dream... or a nightmare?
Ma Chaoran paused for a moment, then suddenly grabbed me and shook me, saying, "Old Liu, wake up, you're not hypnotized."

Hmm, her hands are quite strong, like Old Ma's style, gripping so hard it hurts. Ouch, is the Queen's skill improved or is it just my imagination? Why am I dreaming of being so sleepy? Is that reasonable?
Ma Chaoran continued shaking me: "It really is me!"

Now I was fully awake. I looked at my watch and saw that I hadn't sprayed perfume or generated any electricity. So... was all of this in reality?
"Okay, okay, I believe you." I pushed her away, rubbing my shoulder, and said, "What are you trying to do in the middle of the night?"

Ma Chaoran said, "It's morning now, let's go for a run together."

I almost killed her with my droopy eye bags: "Is this the girlfriend perk you were talking about?"

"Yes! I've thought about it. Our script is a bit lacking, so we can only make up for it with actions. Now that you have a new girlfriend, shouldn't you make some changes? Let's go for a run together every day. When others see us, they won't have to say anything, and I'll naturally blend into your circle."

"Every day? Running?" Right now, I don't want to understand either of those words. I just want to crawl back into bed and take a nap.

Ma Chaoran smiled and said, "Of course, it's not all just for show. You have fatty liver, right? Let's run for two months and see if we can lose it. Isn't that a perk?"

I said with a worried look, "Old Ma, I don't like sports either."

Are you also worried about not having a place to shower after sweating?

"No, I'm just naturally averse to exercise. Let me put it this way, even if you put me in a place full of water, I still wouldn't want to move."

"Then you don't like swimming, try running instead."

(End of this chapter)