Electronic Nezha

Chapter 165 Big Brother
Enraged, the Queen grabbed the corner of the table with both hands and was about to overturn it.

I quickly stopped her, saying, "Calm down, whoever gets angry first will be embarrassed!"

The queen nearly strained her back with her effort. Although she was in control in the dream, she seemed to acknowledge that she wasn't as strong as me. She materialized her own form, grabbed the cups, plates, bowls, and chopsticks on the table, and threw them at me. With a thought, the food floated backward in the air, using a counterforce.

"Liu Chuanfeng, you just wait!"

I opened my eyes abruptly, and the first thing I saw was Ma Chaoran's long, thick eyelashes. I was still standing there, my body swaying slightly. Ma Chaoran placed one hand on my back to prevent me from falling, and Liu Zhenhua was also looking at me with concern.

Seeing that I was awake, Ma Chaoran said, "Old Liu, how come you're still confused after eating a hamburger?"

I asked her in return, "How long have I been asleep?"

"You... fell asleep? It was only for the time it took me to lose focus."

It turns out that the dream only lasted a few seconds. Ma Chaoran obviously didn't realize that I had just exchanged blows with the Queen, and she couldn't have imagined that all the strange things came from that hair. If Liu Zhenhua had been there, he should have been able to see some clues, but unfortunately he came in later.

I looked down at my palm; the strand of hair was no longer moving.

I hurriedly found a small plastic box for thumbtacks in my toolbox, put the hair in it, sealed it, and said urgently, "Quick, back to Division Six."

Back at the Sixth Division, I called people from all sides and placed the plastic box in the center of the table.

“I’ve found a way for the Queen to hypnotize me,” I said. “This must be a strand of hair she placed on me. As soon as this thing comes into contact with a person, it will naturally enter your dream.” I recounted what had just happened in detail.

The group exchanged glances and began to seriously re-examine the hair.

I immediately noticed the difference between it and the one before – in such a short time, more than half of it had turned white, and it would still wriggle occasionally, but very slowly, as if it too had entered its twilight years.

Sixth Master said with his hands behind his back, "It's a good thing. We don't have to be so worried and suspicious anymore."

That's what I think too.

The chubby boy found a pair of tweezers and picked up the hair. The white part was already indistinguishable from a real hair, while the black part still peeked out slightly in mid-air, as if searching for a target. The chubby boy threw his coat on the table and placed the hair on it. The black hair began to slowly seep into his clothes.

Koi said, "This thing seems to be conscious; it can go looking for people on its own."

However, the black parts gradually turned white during the time we watched, and soon lost all mobility.

The chubby boy asked in confusion, "Disposable?"

Jinli said, "That doesn't matter. As long as you have hair, you'll never have just one strand. What woman doesn't lose a dozen strands every time she combs her hair? The Queen must have a lot of hair..."

The dolphin said, "That's why the Queen has the confidence to try and fail again and again."

The chubby boy asked me, "Brother Feng, have you been hypnotized recently?"

I shook my head: "Not during my time at the Sixth Division."

"Why is that?" the chubby boy asked, puzzled.

Ma Chaoran suddenly said, "I know!" She quickly ran outside and came back with a bulletproof vest.

boom.

She threw the bulletproof vest on the table.

"Because that thing can't drill through this thing!"

Everyone suddenly realized, "I've been wearing a bulletproof vest while I'm out selling things lately. Today, before I went to my parents' house, I made sure to take it off and leave it in the car. I bet if my parents saw me selling things in a bulletproof vest, they wouldn't praise me for being a clever little devil who knows how to keep warm..."

Without saying a word, everyone began to search the bulletproof vest carefully. In the end, Yuan Yuan found a hair about the length of a thread and pulled out a long strand of hair.

The long hair was wriggling! The chubby boy put it back into the plastic box I brought and said, "I'll take it for testing tomorrow."

I asked him, "Can you detect DNA?"

"As long as its owner is also a living being, it is possible."

I held the completely white hair in my hand, and with a sense of satisfaction, I took out a lighter and burned it.

"laugh--"

The white hair twisted and burned quickly, then emitted the aroma of grilled squid tentacles...

"Wow!" everyone exclaimed in unison. Some sniffed, while others turned their heads away in disgust, making it immediately clear who didn't like grilled squid.

In retrospect, the thing that hypnotized me last night was either a stray that slipped through the net, or it just happened to get on me when I took off my bulletproof vest.

Dolphin said, "Brother Feng is a businessman, and he comes into contact with many people every day, but there probably aren't many who can get close to him repeatedly and put their hair on him."

I added, "Especially those that have only recently emerged."

Every day, I only deal with Lao Wang and Li Ping. Now, there's another one, Hu Chunyan. Lao Wang has been my friend for almost ten years, and I've known Li Ping for several years. It's not surprising or abrupt at all that Sister Hu suddenly came to our two stalls and asked to join us!

Sixth Master said, "Then let's not alert them. Let's wait for the experiment results."

The shark held up the small box containing the hair and examined it, saying, "If it weren't just one hair, I'd really like to have the Queen hypnotize me too and see what she's going to say to me."

I threw the bulletproof vest I had worn into his arms and said, "Look again, you might actually find one. To be honest, the Queen has a good figure."

At this moment, Sixth Master scratched his head and said, "Finally, there's some progress—I think there was something else going on at the Sixth Division today. Oh, right, how did things go with Old Ma and Fengzi's matter?"

Ma Chaoran said, "Our relationship is official." She announced to everyone, "I'm announcing that Lao Liu and I are dating, and I'm his girlfriend from now on."

All eyes immediately turned to me!

I quickly explained, "It's fake, it's fake!"

The chubby boy said, "Brother Feng, you don't need to say that. We know it's fake. You're not stupid."

"Huh?" Ma Chaoran frowned and said, "Hacker, what do you mean?"

The chubby guy said, "What do I mean? The person in the Sixth Division who looks the most manly—" He looked around and finally said, "Even if it's a shark, the most manly person inside is definitely you, Old Ma."

After a long pause, the shark said, "This doesn't sound like a compliment. Why can't I be the most manly person at heart?"

The chubby boy said, "I'm letting you compare yourself to Old Ma."

"Oh, that's incomparable."

This time it was my turn to be confused: "Is there any explanation?"

Dolphin laughed and said, "It's all a joke. Old Ma is just a straightforward person. We usually treat her like a brother."

I said, "Is there anyone here who has a crush on her? Let me make this clear first: we're on a mission, not dating. Don't let any of you have any lingering resentment."

We've seen this kind of plot many times: several senior brothers and one junior sister, all seemingly open and honest, but who knows which senior brother secretly harbors feelings for the junior sister, keeping it all hidden because of my presence, only daring to confess at the last moment of life and death. Don't let it be like this...

Jinli said, "Brother Feng, you're overthinking it. It's just that the captain wasn't being precise. We usually treat her like an older brother."

(End of this chapter)