This director lacks vision.
Chapter 351 Who is the undercover?
Chapter 351 Who is the undercover?
Jiang Yifeng paid little attention to the commotion caused by certain circles.
He has a lot on his plate; he needs to push forward all the programs for the Spring Festival Gala.
On the morning of November 24th, Jiang Yifeng arrived at the Happy Twist office and gathered the company's comedians.
He waved, and his assistant began distributing skit scripts.
After everyone received their scripts, Jiang Yifeng said, "You should rehearse these two skits carefully. The first skit will be performed by Bai Ke and Qiao Shan, and the second skit will be performed by Wang Ning, Chang Yuan, Sha Yi, and Jia Bin."
Let me make this clear first: although I wrote this script, it's not guaranteed to be shown on the Spring Festival Gala; it depends on the final review.
There are many restrictions on comedy sketches for the Spring Festival Gala. Although Jiang Yifeng had some influence, he couldn't bypass the final decision.
Jiang Yifeng had no complaints about this situation.
If it were a young person like Jiang Yifeng, he might hate this kind of review process and think the official authorities are idiots.
But after witnessing all sorts of shady dealings in the entertainment and arts circles, Jiang Yifeng felt that censorship was absolutely necessary.
Without these reviews, I don't know what kind of works some people would be able to produce.
Bai Ke looked at the script and subconsciously read aloud, "Code name Big Ben..."
“That’s right, it’s codenamed Big Ben.” Jiang Yifeng took a sip of tea and said, “You guys take a look at the script first, and you can ask any questions you have. Then we’ll try to act it out a couple of times.”
For the comedy sketches in this year's Spring Festival Gala, Jiang Yifeng plans to keep the original three sketches, such as "To Help or Not to Help," "You're Disturbing the Peace," and "I'm Just This Kind of Person."
All three of these skits are acceptable.
He plans to remove the crosstalk program and Guo Donglin's skit "When People Arrive, Gifts Arrive," and use the extra time to add two skits.
In his previous life, Jiang Yifeng had watched many comedy sketches, especially shows like "The Wonderful Night of Joy".
After consideration, he chose to borrow two of the skits.
One is codenamed Big Ben, and the other is called the Eighty-One Tribulations.
"Big Ben" is one of the representative works of the "Panda Master Duo" of Potato and Lü Yan. While being funny, the skit also carries multiple meanings.
This skit tells the story of Michel, an British spy codenamed "Big Ben," who infiltrates the Berlin station to steal intelligence. Although his identity has been exposed, the station chief, Colonel Hans, blindly believes in the Führer and insists that Michel is not a spy. In the end, Hans himself comes to the absurd conclusion that he is the spy "Big Ben."
This skit combines the satirical style of manzai comedy with the strengths of sketch comedy, making it very abstract and funny, while also satirizing some things.
Jiang Yifeng plans to place this skit after "Chi Ling" to continue the timeline of World War II, and then return to the modern era with the song "Ru Yuan".
Since the whereabouts of Tudou and Lü Yan are still unknown, Jiang Yifeng chose Qiao Shan and Bai Ke to play the roles.
Qiao Shan is chubby, which makes him a perfect fit for the role of a stationmaster who pretends to be stupid. Bai Ke is a master of roasting, and his specialty is roasting.
The two of them are very suitable to perform this skit.
As for the Eighty-One Tribulations, it tells the story of the last of the eighty-one tribulations in Journey to the West. The skit is funny and touching, and the theme is quite profound. It is regarded as a classic by many people.
Jiang Yifeng arranged for Wang Ning to play Sun Wukong, Chang Yuan to play Tang Sanzang, Jia Bin to play Zhu Bajie, and Sha Yi to play Sha Wujing, which he felt was the best combination.
Everyone was looking at the script and didn't say anything.
Finally, Sha Yi asked first, "President Jiang, does Sha Wujing really not have a name? Isn't that his name?"
Jiang Yifeng smiled and said, "Didn't I tell you from the script? Sha Wujing is his Buddhist name; Sha Seng doesn't have a real name."
Strictly speaking, Sun Wukong doesn't seem to have a real name, but Sun Xingzhe is a nickname given to him by Tang Sanzang, so it's somewhat plausible.
It's just a skit, don't take it too seriously.
In this skit, you are the main character, and your role is the most crucial; you must portray the feeling perfectly.
Upon hearing this, Sha Yi patted his chest and assured him, "Don't worry, President Jiang, I won't do anything else from now on, I'll just focus on perfecting this skit!"
"No need for that. You should still do the commercial performances you need to do. You need to work harder to earn money. The villa I'm building still needs your help."
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone laughed.
Sha Yi was recruited by Fengxing Media before he even recorded "The Amazing Challenge".
With Hu Ke's help, he originally signed with Huayi Brothers.
In her previous life, Sha Yi was always with Huayi Brothers because Hu Ke was a minor shareholder of Huayi Brothers. She subscribed to a lot of shares before Huayi Brothers went public and made a fortune as a result.
However, under the influence of Fengxing Media, domestic entertainment companies have undergone significant changes.
Fengxing Media is undoubtedly number one, LeTV ranks second, and several of Huayi Brothers' films were affected by Fengxing Media, with box office success far less than in the previous life. This was reflected in the stock price, where the market value fell instead of rising.
The stocks that Hu Ke holds are also depreciating in value.
Sha Yi was not valued at Huayi and had no good resources for several years. He was also labeled as a "refined man". So when Fengxing Media poached him, he agreed without hesitation.
Fengxing Media poached Sha Yi mainly because they valued his comedic talent and wanted to cultivate him as a variety show star.
that's the truth.
After the hit show "The Amazing Challenge" aired, Sha Yi's popularity soared, and he now has many commercial performance opportunities, earning several times more than he did at Huayi Brothers.
Everyone present was a seasoned comedian. After Jiang Yifeng gave them the script, he let them put their talents to use, and he would just come and check on them periodically.
Afterwards, Jiang Yifeng went to the theater next door, where Liu Yifei, Jing Tian, Fan Bingbing, and Nazha were rehearsing the program "National Beauty and Heavenly Fragrance".
Yan Danchen also rehearsed Chang'e flying to the sky here.
Liu Yifei is aloof, Jing Tian is rich and noble, Fan Bingbing is alluring, Yan Danchen is graceful, and Nazha... Nazha is just being funny.
The other four were training hard, while the guy kept telling jokes and laughing non-stop.
It can only be said that Nazha is living a very happy life. Her material life is extremely satisfied, and she has been thoroughly brainwashed by Jiang Yifeng. She never has any wild thoughts.
If we're talking about who's the happiest person in Jiang Yifeng's harem, it has to be Nazar.
Sometimes being a little slow is a blessing.
After watching the rehearsals of the two programs, Jiang Yifeng raised various detailed requirements. Seeing that it was 5 p.m., he prepared to leave with Nazha.
Fan Bingbing walked over and asked, "Where are you going, Mr. Jiang? Can you take me with you?"
Yan Danchen chimed in, "Count me in!"
Jiang Yifeng guided Fan Bingbing and Yan Danchen to buy LeEco stock in May, and they have already doubled their money. In addition, Jiang Yifeng helped them get on the Spring Festival Gala.
The two beauties were deeply moved and wanted to repay him with their bodies. Well, it's just that Fan Bingbing and Yan Danchen missed Jiang Yifeng's passionate and valiant nature and wanted to get involved tonight.
Jiang Yifeng shook his head and said with a smile, "If you can convince Qianqian and Tiantian to do a show featuring the Four Beauties, I might consider it."
Upon hearing this, both Liu Yifei and Jing Tian remained expressionless.
They were unwilling to cooperate with each other, nor with Nazar.
The Four Beauties can't be assembled.
The good news is that Hunting 2 is doing very well, and Liu Yifei's popularity has soared.
She agreed to Jiang Yifeng's request and was willing to let Chen Duling play the game.
Chen Duling has been very busy with her studies lately.
When she has time, she'll have Chen Duling wear glasses and play the "Find Mom" game with Liu Yifei and Yang Caiyu.
Tonight is the farewell ceremony for the first generation of the 101 group, and Jiang Yifeng still wants to test the training results of the next generation of the group.
Fan Bingbing and Yan Danchen were somewhat disappointed, but they could only retreat for the time being and find another opportunity another day.
Unexpectedly, Naza took the initiative to say, "Uncle, we need an audience for our performances. Why don't we let Sister Bingbing and Sister Chen be the audience?"
Jiang Yifeng touched the little head that was sticking up and asked in surprise, "There are still audience members?"
Naza said proudly, "Yes, I invited Sister Yuanyuan, Sister Lan and Xiao Jiang, but three audience members are too few, so let's add two more."
Hearing this, Jiang Yifeng chuckled. There were so many people tonight, this giant Russian screw turntable was really big enough to spin!
"Alright, you're the captain of the first generation group, you're in charge of everything!"
That little head of hers was raised high, and she smiled smugly.
"Don't worry, uncle, I've got your back!"
Fan Bingbing and Yan Danchen got into Jiang Yifeng's car, and they all went to Zhiyi Music Restaurant in the Wukesong business district.
This restaurant was opened by Gao Yuanyuan for fun. She named it Zhiyi because of a folk song that Jiang Yifeng sang a long time ago.
The restaurant and bar can accommodate more than 300 people and has a professional performance stage. Bands or singers often hold small concerts here.
Actually, when it comes to the atmosphere of a fan meeting, a small venue like this is the best. Not only can the audience listen to the songs up close, but it is also more relaxing for the singers.
However, this method of making money is too slow, and once a singer becomes famous, they rarely perform in small venues anymore.
The restaurant was closed to the public today. When Jiang Yifeng walked in, he saw Jiang Peiyao wearing headphones and DJing.
Gao Yuanyuan, like a madwoman, dragged Qin Lan onto the stage to dance. The two women jumped and sang off-key songs.
Naza kissed Jiang Yifeng and said with a smile, "Uncle, you guys have fun first. I'm going to get my makeup done. We've prepared some really exciting games and performances for tonight, you'll definitely be satisfied!"
Watching Naza skip away, Fan Bingbing exclaimed, "Naza is so cute, even I, a woman, like her."
Yan Danchen nodded and said, "Indeed, I feel that she genuinely likes President Jiang and is 100% considerate of him."
Honestly, if I were in a long-distance relationship with Naza, I definitely couldn't be as magnanimous as her.
Naza is indeed very generous. Although she occasionally "schemes and plots" among her harem members, she never refuses to cooperate with whomever Jiang Yifeng asks her to.
Seeing Gao Yuanyuan walk over, Jiang Yifeng asked, "Do you know what's going on today? You look so confident, I'm curious too."
Gao Yuanyuan glanced at Fan Bingbing and Yan Danchen before shaking her head and saying, "How would I know? I'm just a spectator too."
The seven members of the group spent a long time preparing together. It's said that Nezha even consulted with Changchang, and they probably came up with a lot of fun games.
After everyone waited for a while, a host appeared on the stage—Nazha's sister, Ganati.
Holding the microphone, she said, "Tonight is the 101 girl group's thank-you performance. We thank President Jiang for his great support in cultivating the girl group."
The girl group prepared several rewards for this.
However, to receive the reward, President Jiang must win the game; those who lose will also be punished.
Our first game was called "Who's the Spy?"
The first generation of seven female members went on stage to perform a show. One of them was an undercover agent who was hiding a listening device on her body.
You must find her bugging device!
Besides President Jiang, who else is willing to play the game? This round of the game can have a maximum of two participants.
Please note that there will be a penalty for the loser.
As soon as Ganati finished speaking, Fan Bingbing immediately raised her hand to indicate that she wanted to participate in the game.
Soon, Fan Bingbing got a remote control.
Jiang Yifeng is the same.
After a burst of upbeat music, the 101 girl group started dancing on stage. Jiang Yifeng turned on the switch and carefully observed everyone's expressions.
The lighting was dim, and other people would deliberately make various facial expressions and gestures to mislead the participants.
Fan Bingbing couldn't make up her mind; she couldn't figure out who the undercover agent was.
Jiang Yifeng had excellent eyesight and strong observation skills. In addition, he was very familiar with these girls, so he guessed correctly that the undercover agent was Yang Caiyu.
Holding the listening device that gleamed under the lights, Jiang Yifeng declared himself victorious and awarded the prize. Fan Bingbing then stepped onto the stage to receive her punishment…
The second game followed – sound location.
I must say, tonight's show was truly spectacular.
The realistic performance environment, numerous beautiful women, and various interesting activities made Jiang Yifeng thoroughly enjoy himself.
The grand prize, of course, went to the two beauties, Zhang Yuxi and He Na.
A girl group that is united is a true girl group.
Not only Jiang Yifeng enjoys this game, but Gao Yuanyuan and other girls also find it enjoyable.
Because Jiang Yifeng also loses in the competition and is punished.
The event organized by Naza was well received by everyone. Gao Yuanyuan said that more events should be held in the future, since the restaurant is a ready-made venue and Jiang Yifeng has plenty of energy.
(End of this chapter)
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