Tumor Sword Immortal

Chapter 1 Elder Pei

Earlier today, two young outsiders led their horses up to Weishan.

The two people were a man and a woman. The man was named Chen Guanhai and the woman was named Luo Xiaojin. They looked to be about seventeen or eighteen years old. They were dressed in neat black clothes with a red belt around their waists.

This is the attire of the Palace of the Gods.

The two men politely bowed at the mountain gate and expressed their wish to meet the head of the Weishan Sect, Daoist Qingxianzi.

Qingxianzi wasn't exactly idle; when he received the report, he was changing his wife's diaper.

Hearing that people from the Holy Palace had arrived, he was so frightened that his hand trembled and he almost smeared the diaper on his wife's face.

That was a prestigious family from Beijing Normal University, a powerful clan deeply trusted by the Emperor of the Great Ling Dynasty.

Canglu Prefecture is considered a rural area in other people's eyes, let alone the small Weishan Sect.

The old man subtly wiped his hands on the disciple's clothes, then quickly smoothed his graying beard and hair, grabbed his eighty-pound whisk, and jogged out to greet him.

Before even reaching the main hall, two figures could be seen standing in the square from afar, their postures upright, their black robes sharp, standing out against the backdrop of the Weishan School.

"Oh dear! Oh dear!"

Qingxianzi shuffled over quickly, then his old face hardened as he said to the disciple beside him, "How can we let our distinguished guest stand outside?"

The disciple, head down, picked his nose and mumbled, "The door isn't open."

The Weishan Sect did build a main hall, but apart from the unpainted wood and unplastered bricks, it was not much different from the main hall of a typical sect.

It's not used much normally; it's mostly used as a storage room. When there's nothing else to do, it's locked up.

The old man secretly kicked him: "Why didn't you take him to the back mountain? Didn't I build a pavilion last year? The scenery there is beautiful. Take people there for a stroll!"

The disciple was even more troubled: "My senior brother is incubating eggs on the back mountain. As soon as he sees someone, he acts like a mother hen, flapping his arms and hugging and kissing me... I dare not go."

The sect leader wanted to say something more, but the girl in black standing to the side couldn't stand it anymore.

Luo Xiaojin's high ponytail gave her a touch of heroic spirit, and her neat attire from the Holy Palace accentuated her tall figure, making her a striking sight.

She glanced at Qingxianzi and said, "Sect Leader, there's no need for you to trouble yourself. We've come all the way from Beishi City with important matters to discuss with Elder Pei Xia of your sect. We haven't seen him yet, and our burdens are still heavy, so we have no desire to rest."

Qingxianzi was still smiling.

Upon hearing Luo Xiaojin utter Pei Xia's name, her expression immediately froze.

"Who are you looking for?"

"Pei Xia".

The old man tried hard to keep a straight face, turned to look at the disciple beside him, and asked in a low voice, "Is your Senior Brother Pei on the mountain lately?"

The disciple shook his head slowly but firmly.

Qingxianzi chuckled dryly and said to Luo Xiaojin, "I'll ask for you."

After saying that, he turned his head and shouted towards the empty sect square: "Pear!"

This powerful voice echoed two or three times in the open space of the mountain forest.

In just a few breaths, a dark, bipedal creature leaped and bounded over the top of the sect's building.

The skinny little thing trotted over on its short legs and opened its mouth to ask Qingxianzi in a clear, girlish voice, "What's wrong?"

Only when you get close can you tell that it is actually a little girl, but she is so slovenly and dirty that you can't tell that she is human.

Qingxianzi, holding his whisk, pinned her two feet away and asked, "Where is your master?"

The girl, thinking something was amiss, replied quite naturally, "The Grand View Garden!"

Upon hearing the name, both Luo Xiaojin and Chen Guanhai couldn't help but frown.

Chen Guanhai remained silent, while Luo Xiaojin looked at Qingxianzi: "Sect Leader, this Yihong Courtyard is..." Before the old man could even deny it, Pei Shi Heili raised her hand high and answered: "It's a place where men and women fight!"

Qingxianzi's vision went black.

That's it, the reputation of my Weishan Sect is going to be ruined all the way to Beishi City.

……

As consciousness slowly returned to the body, the terrifying, all-encompassing scene receded into the depths of the mind.

Pei Xia let out a soft moan and opened her eyes.

What came into view was the familiar thin red gauze curtain.

Beneath him was a thick mattress, and beside him sat a voluptuous woman.

As soon as the blanket was slightly lifted, the unique, mature fragrance of a courtesan wafted up and into Pei Xia's nostrils.

He shook off the arm that was holding him tightly, annoyed: "Why are you in my bed again?"

Xiao Su let out a muffled groan from her rosy nose, and said in a trembling voice, "It's so cold outside. This servant will get into bed so I can warm Master Pei up~"

As she spoke, she pulled Pei Xia's arm closer to her, saying, "Look, it's so warm here."

"Let go."

"No."

"Get away!"

"No way!"

"...What's pushing against me?"

"Master~" Xiao Suhong's eyes were wet as if they were about to burst into tears, "You can't do this to me. It's been a year. You should at least have some pity on me. Even if you can hold back, I can't hold back anymore."

"I'm counting on you to help me clean up and prepare some food and drinks since you have nothing else to do!"

Pei Xia threw off the covers and pointed to her fully clothed body: "Who in the entire Weishan doesn't know that I, Pei Xia, come to brothels only to sleep?"

Pei Xia has a chronic illness that requires her to be in a crowded place or a place where emotions are running high in order to rest; otherwise, she suffers from a sharp pain in her head and is unable to fall asleep.

Therefore, he rarely spent the night on the mountain, but instead stayed in brothels in the county town.

In fact, even in a brothel, when business was slow and there weren't enough customers, he could only sleep for the first half of the night.

Therefore, over the years, Pei Xia has always looked haggard and tired, and her figure has become much thinner.

After finally getting out of bed, Pei Xia sat down at the table and poured herself a glass of iced tea: "Why not do a freebie? You have to crawl into someone's bed. Have you thought about your reputation?"

Xiao Suhong swayed her hips and climbed off the bed. Without getting up, she clung to Pei Xia's legs and said coquettishly, "What do I, a courtesan, need a reputation for?"

Pei Xia tapped her forehead with her teacup: "My reputation!"

The woman gently rested her face on his lap, her eyes slightly narrowed, and said, "Master, are you disgusted with me? Hmm~"

Pei Xia wasn't buying it. She shook her leg and said, "Get out of here, get out of here, or someone will see us."

Xiao Suhong refused, so she hugged his leg, humming and whimpering, letting Pei Xia swing her around, her breasts undulating under her thin shirt.

Then, the door was kicked open with a bang.

Luo Xiaojin, sword in hand, scanned the area with her phoenix eyes and said coldly, "Where is Pei Xia?!"

Inside the room, the man was on top of the woman, both dressed scantily, and both were panting heavily.

Pei Xia turned around blankly and met Luo Xiaojin's gaze.

(End of this chapter)