It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 43 Oh dear! This is something I picked up in the Cretaceous period! (Two-in-one)

"Hey! Deadpool!"

Bai Zizhou was about to leave the reading room in the direction pointed out by a passerby when he was stopped by a security guard from the British Museum.

Bai Zizhou subconsciously stopped and turned his head to look.

The Mediterranean guy who had asked for directions earlier was standing next to the security guard, pointing at him and whispering in his ear.

The security guard nodded, strode towards Bai Zizhou, and reached into his pocket.

What's wrong? Are you going to pull out your stun gun or your extendable baton?
Come on, I can fight you guys all day long!

As the security detail drew closer, Bai Zizhou had already formulated a plan in his mind.

But the next second.

The security guard pulled out a cell phone, grinning mischievously.

Can I take a picture with you?

Bai Zizhou loosened his fist and nodded.

The security guard immediately walked to Bai Zizhou's side and casually put his hand on Bai Zizhou's shoulder.

Then he gave his phone to the Mediterranean-looking dog.

Mediterranean was a bit confused.

No, I told you to be wary of suspicious people, not to take photos with them!
After the group photo was over, the security guards were clearly still a little reluctant to leave.

He offered to take Bai Zizhou to the Huaxia Pavilion.

With someone leading the way, Bai Zizhou naturally had no objections.

"Seriously, man. You're the first person I've seen come in wearing a mask in all these years I've worked here."

The security guard held Bai Zizhou's shoulder tightly and never let go.

"How did you manage to sneak in through security?"

He paused, then gave a look of sudden realization:

"Ah, you must have put on a spare mask after you came in."

The security guard glanced at Bai Zizhou: "Buddy, you'd better take off your mask so it'll be easier for all of us."

"That won't do, my face is ugly."

Bai Zizhou shook his head: "My face is uglier than Deadpool's. I'm afraid it will scare people."

"……Really?"

Security didn’t believe it.

His hands had already begun to reach for the handcuffs:

"If you insist, then I'll have no choice but to handcuff you."

"If I'm handcuffed, can I still visit?"

"Unless you remove your mask, I have to ask you to leave the facility."

"Before I leave, may I use the restroom?"

"..."

The security guard glanced at Bai Zizhou and then nodded.

"follow me."

He led Bai Zizhou through a maze of turns into a men's restroom, closed the door, and turned his back.
"Please."

next second.

Bai Zizhou knocked the security guard unconscious with a single karate chop, dragged him into a private room, and made him lie on the toilet.

Then he left the bathroom while whistling a little tune.

This restroom is very close to the North Wing Huaxia Pavilion; Bai Zizhou only needs to walk a few steps to see the Huaxia Pavilion.

The first thing that catches the eye is a dragon-patterned glazed wall decoration, about 160 centimeters high and 244 centimeters wide, composed of 20 glazed glass pieces.

He took out his phone and got straight to the point:
"Brothers, is this valuable?"

[Damn! You really were planning to steal cultural relics!]

[What nonsense! What kind of talk is this! This is clearly our stuff!]

[You're crazy! Teacher Chihe took our things back from our house, is that stealing?]

The British Museum, the world's largest repository of stolen goods, lives up to its reputation!

[By the way, is that security guard dead?]

[She's probably just dizzy, right?]

[Asleep.]

[Is the British Museum's security this advanced? How did they know the uploader was up to something?]

Is it possible that the content creator (UP) is inherently suspicious?

Masks that cover the face are prohibited in museums.

To be honest, I'm quite curious how the uploader will bring the artifacts back, given that they're so far from the exit.

Just at this time.

A user with the ID "Listening to the Spring No. 2" went almost crazy, spamming Bai Zizhou with a full 50 small TV spaceships in one go.

[Walk forward, into the Tang Dynasty area, look to the left, the Diamond Sutra]

Bai Zizhou glanced over instinctively.

Then came a series of 50 small television spaceships.

[And then did you see that painting? "Guiding Bodhisattva"]

That comment just popped up in the chat.

Another 50 small TV spaceships.

[Over there, during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, the "Ten Kings of Ksitigarbha" mural]

Next, each bullet comment was accompanied by 50 small TV spaceships.

[Admonitions of the Instructress to the Court Ladies]

[Zhizheng Type Yuan Blue and White Dragon Pattern Large Vase]

Large Cloisonné Jar with Dragon and Cloud Design, Xuande Period (Ming Dynasty)

Liao Dynasty Tricolor Glazed Pottery Arhat Statue

Bronze Double Ram Zun

……

After the last batch of small TV spaceships finished donating, this Listening Spring No. 2 machine sent out its final barrage:

If you can't finish the tour in one visit, you can always come back next time. No rush.

Then there was no movement.

What a great "no rush" attitude!
Bai Zizhou laughed after reading it.

This guy's words have a hidden meaning!
This isn't for me to visit.
This is telling itself what it should take!
Moreover, he had acquired at least 400 small spaceships in total.

They're much more sensible than the ones in Nanjing!

The viewers in the live stream aren't stupid either.

This is practically making Bai Zizhou take what he says!
【Good guy! 】

This is no longer a hint, it's an explicit statement!

Could it really be Listening to the Spring?

Children, this is not me.

[They could also be fans of Tingquan, the kind who aren't short of money.]

[Actually, I have a question. If the uploader actually takes it, won't it cause an accident?]

【Then you underestimate our international team.】

Do you know what nationality the content creator is?

【That's it! 】

[It must have been instructed by the Koreans!]

Indeed, the world belongs to Korea, and even the British Museum belongs to Goryeo!

[The episode that most supports Koreans!]

Bai Zizhou looked around and noticed that some people were approaching him.

Judging from their attire, they are museum security personnel.

There were also officers wearing London police uniforms, clearly patrol officers.

"Hey! You! Take off your mask!"

A slightly overweight policeman strode toward Bai Zizhou.

Bai Zizhou quickened his pace without turning his head.

First, I walked up to the Diamond Sutra display stand and only glanced at it.

"Holy crap, it's so long!?"

This thing is a full five meters long!

Bai Zizhou didn't dare to roll this thing up at all!
He then looked at several other precious cultural relics.

It seemed that only the bronze double-ram vessel and those few porcelain pieces were within his reach to hold in both hands.

I glanced at the police who were already approaching.

Bai Zizhou suddenly punched and shattered the bulletproof glass of the display case, then picked up the bronze double-ram zun.

The entire museum was suddenly filled with the blaring of sirens, startling both the tourists and the police officers who tried to approach!
In the instant they were stunned.

Bai Zizhou has damaged the display cases of the Yuan Dynasty blue and white porcelain vase with dragon design (Zhizheng type) and the Ming Dynasty Xuande cloisonné jar with cloud and dragon design.

He held a Yuan blue-and-white porcelain vase under each arm, then carried a bronze double-ram zun in his left hand and a large Ming Xuande cloisonné jar with cloud and dragon patterns in his right.

Several police officers who had drawn their stun guns hesitated for a moment.

Then they slowed down.

They were worried that a conflict with Bai Zizhou would damage cultural relics.

Bai Zizhou glanced at them, then instantly took off running.

The police gave chase, but they were no match for Bai Zizhou, whose physical abilities were five times the peak of human potential.
Bai Zizhou reached the entrance in less than a few seconds, glancing back at the police and security personnel who had already disappeared from sight.

At this moment, the alarm bells were still ringing throughout the British Museum, and some security and patrol officers were still confirming the situation via walkie-talkie.

"what?"

"You mean a Deadpool is stealing artifacts?"

"Dude, there are still three months until April!"

Then a security guard looked up.

They made eye contact with Bai Zizhou.

Looking at the cultural relics that Bai Zizhou was carrying in his left and right hands and arms.

The security guard said into the walkie-talkie:

"I saw him." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Bai Zizhou looking like his mother with special effects added.

With a "whoosh".

In the blink of an eye, he ran out the door.

He rubbed his eyes vigorously.

no……

That spot was at least 30 or 40 meters from the entrance, right?

How could he just disappear like that?

A colleague's voice came through the walkie-talkie:

"Did you catch him?!"

"...I lost them."

Then he ran to the door and pushed it open.

"???"

He seriously suspects there's something wrong with his eyes today!

What did he see!
He saw the British Prime Minister!
This is 10 Downing Street!
The prime minister, who was about to enter his office, subconsciously turned around and saw someone he didn't recognize.

"Who are you? How did you get permission to come in?"

The security guard silently closed the door.

Push it open again.

This time it's the normal entrance to the British Museum.

However, correspondingly, Deadpool also disappeared without a trace.

Of course it's gone.

At this moment, Bai Zizhou is already in Beijing, having just left the Great Britain.

The viewers in the live stream were convinced.

They thought Bai Zizhou would use some ingenious method to steal it flawlessly...

Oops, I mean, I brought back cultural relics.

But they never expected that Bai Zizhou would take such a hard line!
【666! 】

Now the Britons know it was the content creator who did it.

Wait, according to the timeline, that's January 2025...

[It's June 2025 now, so these cultural relics should have been retrieved by now, right?]

Why didn't the Britons say anything?

[Yeah... Could the timeline be wrong?]

Just as the audience was bewildered.

Bai Zizhou carefully placed the artifact in his hand onto the time machine and took away any doorplate from the courtyard house.

“Back to 6600 million BC.”

【clear. 】

Another 15-minute time travel.

When Bai Zizhou jumped out of the time machine, the researchers were already dissecting the Tyrannosaurus Rex on the spot.

Oh, actually, it can't really be called dissection.

Because this Tyrannosaurus Rex had already opened its heart to the researchers.

Bai Zizhou also noticed that there were some other dinosaur "corpses" on the ground.

One of them is clearly a pterosaur.

There were also some smaller dinosaurs, but Bai Zizhou couldn't recognize them.

He walked up to a pterosaur, where a female researcher was excitedly stroking its wings.

"Is it dead?"

Bai Zizhou's sudden voice startled the female researcher.

"No, no, they were just shot down by military comrades with tranquilizer guns. Those were also tranquilized."

"What kind of anesthetic can paralyze a dinosaur?"

"We've increased the potency of the drug; theoretically, it can paralyze any dinosaur."

"Brilliant."

Bai Zizhou gave a thumbs up, stopped bothering the other person, picked up a shovel, threw it onto the time machine, and then drove the time machine into the forest, leaving only his back view.

A few minutes later.

Bai Zizhou jogged out of the forest and shouted:
"Come quick, come see what I dug up!"

Old Xie, who was studying Tyrannosaurus Rex, quickly stood up with a "snap":

"let me!"

I don't know why he's over fifty and still has so much energy.

Bai Zizhou glanced at him:
Do you understand bronze?

Old Xie was completely stumped by the questions.

"Bronze...?"

Bai Zizhou then asked:
"Do you know anything about porcelain?"

"Porcelain... porcelain?"

Old Xie repeatedly wiped his hands, stained with Tyrannosaurus Rex blood, on his protective suit:
"Are you... are you referring to bronze and porcelain as I understand them?"

"Mmm," Bai Zizhou nodded.

Old Xie's eyes widened inside his protective mask!

"You mean!"

He was breathing rapidly:

"You're from the Cretaceous period!"

He grabbed Bai Zizhou's arm and shook it:

"Bronze and porcelain have been unearthed!?"

Damn it? ? ?

Human civilization existed as early as the Cretaceous period?

Or is it the kind that can make bronze and porcelain?

So it's still in North America?

Ah? ? ?
Although Lao Xie studies paleontology, that doesn't mean he's completely ignorant of other ancient knowledge.

If he remembered correctly.

The first bronze artifact with verifiable historical records should have been discovered in Iran, right?
That happened around 3300 BC.

As for the porcelain, it dates back to the Shang Dynasty, around 1600 BC.

But this is during the Cretaceous period!
At this point, let alone monkeys.

Even mammals are only the size of a mouse!

This can be used to make bronze and porcelain?!
But looking at Bai Zizhou's determined expression...

Although I don't know how Old Xie figured it out from Deadpool's mask.

But Lao Xie still subconsciously asked again:

"Are they really bronze and porcelain?"

"real."

"Walk!!!"

Old Xie grabbed Bai Zizhou and headed into the forest:
"This is absolutely outrageous! How is this possible?!"

Conversation room.

Didn't go far.

Under a tree that is 30 meters tall.

Old Xie saw the bronze and porcelain that Bai Zizhou had mentioned.

He has some knowledge of cultural relics.

Although I couldn't make out the exact details, I could roughly make out what it was.

For example, those two vases are clearly Yuan blue and white porcelain.

And that large jar was definitely cloisonné.

Old Xie didn't recognize the ram's head, but it was definitely a rare treasure.

He blinked.

"Is this...is this right?"

That's absolutely right!
"See? I wasn't lying to you!"

Bai Zizhou patted Lao Xie on the back:

"Let me tell you, I picked all of these up! I figured nobody wanted them!"

The viewers in the live stream were laughing hysterically.

【Red Crane, you are this one!】

Now we have something to say! We dug it up!

"How could you have dug it up? It was clearly Chihe who dug it up!"

[Okay, okay, so bronze artifacts were unearthed from the Cretaceous period!]

[What's wrong? Never played ○GO? Don't you know the dinosaurs in it are smarter than humans!]

[You should say that to Great Britain!]

[Guys... someone posted screenshots of the video to the internet!]

【Then what? 】

Then the Egyptians and Greeks asked if they could also bring a few for them.

【Laughing to death! 】

What was the British reaction?

Faced with this comment.

Leader Jiang put down his phone and said:
"They want us to hand over the content creators."

"What did they say?" a commissioner asked.

Leader Jiang shrugged:
"Go ahead and catch it, we won't stop you. Anyway, the IP address is located on the inner edge of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way."

We can reasonably guess that this content creator isn't on Earth; maybe they're on Mars?

(End of this chapter)