It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 42: Please do not generalize the content creator's personal actions to a national level, thank you!
Listen to the lively conversation between the two researchers, one old and one young.

Bai Zizhou subconsciously squeezed his thighs together.

The other researchers standing in front of him also began to get eager to try. Accompanied by armed military personnel, they carried professional tools and started knocking and collecting various materials nearby.

The remaining two researchers, who were wearing diving suits, were in a very awkward position.

They are currently located several kilometers away from the sea.

hateful!

Even though we are so close to the Atlantic Ocean in this era, we have no way to go there!

Bai Zizhou glanced at the two of them and said:

"If you guys give me a reward that satisfies me next time I test the diving toys..."

Upon hearing this, the two divers immediately beamed with joy again:

"When is it? Tomorrow?"

"The day after tomorrow is fine too!"

"I study Paleozoic marine life! I want to catch a baby mosasaur!"

"Hey! Should we have our military send over nuclear submarines and Type 055 destroyers?"

Bai Zizhou patted the two of them on the shoulders, speaking earnestly:
"It seems that you researchers are under a lot of pressure, talking in your sleep even in broad daylight."

The viewers in the live chat all laughed after hearing that.

[Hilarious! This fits my stereotypes about scientists!]

Could a single leap by a mosasaur capsize an aircraft carrier?

What are you talking about? Do you even know the weight and displacement of an aircraft carrier?

[A World War II submarine collided with a World War II destroyer; the destroyer only suffered minor hull deformation.]

[The Mosasaurus weighed at most 15 tons, while WWII submarines started at 2000 tons!]

To be honest, could that mosasaurus withstand a torpedo?

[A torpedo? That might hurt a bit!]

Thankfully, I think the pain between my legs is worse now!

[Indeed, I was stunned when I saw the scientist put his hand in.]

Is this something someone my age should be watching?

[It still has to be that scary one who pulls out scissors!]

Why is he so skilled?! How many hairs has he cut before?!

[As expected, only men know how to torment other men!]

[A sudden tightening sensation in the lower body!]

Watching the researchers get busy.

Bai Zizhou snapped his fingers, and the time machine, which had been invisible, suddenly appeared.

He took a spare camera out of the locker and handed it to a comrade wearing protective clothing who held the rank of lieutenant colonel.

"Comrade, this camera will be responsible for filming the scene here. I'm going to try out toys in other eras."

If you get things sorted out here, call me via the live chat or this camera.

I'll take you back.

After saying that, Bai Zizhou took down the random doorplate from the makeshift warehouse.

This warehouse is now disconnected from 2025.

The lieutenant colonel took the camera and placed it on a tripod.

Then he saluted Bai Zizhou:

"Don't worry, we guarantee we'll complete the mission!"

After glancing at the weapons the military had brought for this impromptu operation, Bai Zizhou felt completely at ease.

Even the Type 99A and Z-10ME helicopters have been brought over.

In this region, in this era, what can possibly withstand it?
What can possibly withstand this?!

So cool!

Bai Zizhou was itching to go up and play.

But there's no rush.

Maybe we'll be able to play with even more exciting toys in the future.

He jumped into the time machine and said:

"January 2025, China, the capital, preferably late at night."

[Understood. Please be seated securely. This machine will start in 10 seconds.]

As the transparent shielding plate gradually closed.

The clear Cretaceous world outside began to flicker and blur, eventually being submerged by the colorful flow of time.

After about 15 minutes, the time machine's artificial intelligence spoke:

Three minutes until we reach our destination.

[Please select a specific landing location.] A map of the capital city in 2025 appeared on the center console screen.

Bai Zizhou chose a courtyard house that was for sale.

"Right here."

【clear. 】

Three minutes later.

The time machine suddenly appeared in an alley.

It scared a cat on the roadside so much that its fur stood on end.

The streetlights at the alley's exit cast a dim, yellowish glow, and occasionally, car headlights could be seen speeding by.

Bai Zizhou glanced at the courtyard house in front of him and said:
"You know, when I was in college, I was obsessed with novels about rich and powerful people for a period of time."

Back then, I would go on second-hand housing websites every day to look at these sky-high priced courtyard houses.

I'm not doing this for any other reason than to give myself more material to dream about.

To my surprise, even though I graduated 10 years ago, this courtyard house still hasn't been sold.

Incidentally, this courtyard house was priced at 1.35 million yuan at the time.

He took out any doorplate from the time machine.

Bai Zizhou wrote a string of English house numbers on it.

【Great Russell Street, London WC1B 3DG】

Then he placed his hand on the red gate of the courtyard house.

Use slight force.

"Crack!"

The door lock was suspected to have been violently locked by Bai Zizhou.

Then he pushed the door open.

Bright lights rushed towards us.

What reached my ears was a string of gibberish in English.

There was no trace of a traditional courtyard house in front of us anymore.

Instead, a huge white cylindrical building was placed indoors.

The ceiling is a dome made up of individual triangular pieces of glass.

The viewers in the live stream were a bit confused.

Where is this?

It was too dark just now, and I couldn't see clearly what Bai Zizhou wrote on the house number!

In this spacious and open room, Bai Zizhou, dressed in a Deadpool uniform, undoubtedly became the most handsome guy there.

Although there weren't many people around, everyone looked at Bai Zizhou without prior arrangement.

Bai Zizhou walked inside as if no one else was there, completely ignoring the gazes around him.

As he walked, he politely caught a Mediterranean cat in English:

"Hello, how do I get to the China Pavilion?"

Mediterranean paused for a few seconds, then pointed in a direction:
"Bro, this way."

"Thanks."

The viewers in the live stream finally realized what was happening.

【ah? ? ? 】

[Zetam is the British Museum?!]

[Could it be! Masaka!]

Brothers! I suddenly have a thought, albeit a bit immature!

I have a complete set of suggestions regarding your immature ideas!

Leader Jiang, who was watching the live stream, also realized what was going on.

He slapped his forehead:
"Alright... those of you facing external threats, prepare to face the Britons' 'storm'..."

A commissioner asked:
"Should we remind this content creator what to upload first?"

Another commissioner nodded in agreement:

"Yes, there are more than 20,000 of our cultural relics inside!"

Xu Chuanhe pushed up his glasses:

“We tipped him and then reminded him what to focus on moving.”

Leader Jiang tapped the table sternly:
What kind of talk is that?!
How can we condone such blatant violations of international law and the friendship between our two countries?!
This is not in line with our country's image!
We should first publicly state that we have absolutely no relationship with this content creator!
His actions cannot represent our national stance!

Then Leader Jiang thought about it:

"Then your technical department will create a fake account and ID and give him 1000 small spaceships as a reward."

Just point out the areas worth visiting, and he'll definitely understand.

(End of this chapter)