Do you have the strength to force me to join the Liangshan bandits?

Chapter 518 Suddenly Enigmatic: The Southerners Are All Like Dragons! [2 Updates]

As Yu Hualong spoke, he picked up the pair of bronze gourd-shaped hammers and immediately felt their weight; they were quite heavy…

It's not that I can't pick it up, it's just that it's impossible to wield it with the same ease as Dillett.

The so-called "strength of a thousand jin" is just a figurative expression.

Some people have the strength of eight or nine hundred catties, also known as the strength of a thousand catties.

Some people, however, call themselves "thousand-pounders" because they have less than ten thousand pounds of strength.

It's like modern people exaggerating their height; some who are 1.75 meters tall say they are 1.8 meters tall.

Some people who are 1.85 meters tall also report that they are 1.8 meters tall.

It's fine if they don't stand together, but if they do stand together and compare, it's embarrassing to see who's shorter.

"It seems my third brother's is still heavier!"

Yu Hualong casually tossed the bronze gourd hammer to Yang Zaixing:

"Brother, why don't you give it a try?"

Yang Zaixing felt the weight in his hand, but he was a bit better than Yu Hualong, and he twirled the hammer in a flourish:

"Almost there, Father, why don't you give it a try?"

Yang Zaixing tossed the bronze gourd hammer to Cai Fu while winking at him:
Father, lend me a hand!
Good guy!
Cai Fu, the father, could only clean up after his children, and took the two bronze gourd hammers:
"almost."

Fortunately, Cai Fu's arms were strong enough to catch the hammer and toss it gently into the air!
"Shuashuashua——"

The sledgehammer spun up into the air, and just as it was about to hit the roof beam, it spun back down!
Cai Fuyi caught the sledgehammer and tossed it to Lu Junyi:

"Second brother, why don't you try it too?"

Lu Junyi was also incredibly strong; otherwise, how could he have single-handedly scattered thousands of Liao soldiers?
Lu Junyi caught the sledgehammer with effortless ease, making the handle dance between his fingers.

"Brother, let the children play!"

As he spoke, Lu Junyi tossed the bronze gourd hammer to his apprentice, Zhang Kui.

Zhang Kui caught it, but it felt a bit heavy, so he tossed it to Di Lei:

"Stop playing around, the incense is almost burned out!"

Oh my god is it so magical?
Hu Erming could hardly believe his eyes:

Is such a heavy hammer something that everyone in the Southern Barbarians can actually handle?

If that's the case, what's the point of my Great Jin Dynasty fighting for the world?

Hurmi's mind was almost in despair:
Were all the southern barbarians we fought before just fake?

It's impossible that all the strongmen of the Southern Barbarians are here, right?
So shocked was he that he was completely dumbfounded and even forgot about the incense stick's burning time.

It wasn't until Zhang Kui reminded her that Hu Ermi suddenly realized this, and hurriedly gave two thumbs up:
"Southern barbarians, bah! The southerners are all like dragons!"

Seeing that he was so sensible, Cai Fu stopped making things difficult for him and waved his hand. Yang Zaixing then lit another incense stick.

Hu Ermi hurriedly said, "So it turns out that I was blind and did not know that Your Majesty was also a god descended to earth!"
"Please forgive me! Please forgive me!"

Cai Fu chuckled: "Let's be honest."

"That is the truth, Your Majesty!"

Hu Ermi frantically praised, "Your Majesty, I will definitely go back and do my best to dissuade the old wolf lord's army from marching south!"
"The Southerners are all like dragons, and my Great Jin has no chance of winning!"

"It would be better to forge friendly relations with the Southerners and agree not to invade each other's territory!"

"You're throwing your abacus beads right in my face."

Cai Fu looked down at him with a smile: "Don't say I didn't give you a chance."

"If you're willing to become a traitor to the Jin dynasty, I'll spare your life."

"Jin traitor?"

He was momentarily stunned before realizing it was short for "Jin Dynasty spy."
"Your Majesty, I am willing!"

Cai Fu stroked the ghost head on the handle of the ghost-head knife: "But how can I trust you?"

"Ah this..."

Hu Erming froze for two seconds, then gritted his teeth and glared:
"Your Majesty, it's not just me who's active in the Song Dynasty now; there's another advisor, Wu Mixi!"

"This humble servant may lead Your Majesty to kill Wumixi!"

Di Lei couldn't help but interject, "Do all the civil officials in your Golden Dog have a mystery in their names?"

"It's just a coincidence..."

Huermi counted on his fingers: "The Left Prime Minister is called Hami Gang, the Right Prime Minister is called Hami Qiang, the Military Advisor is called Hami Chi, and there are my two advisors, Huermi and Wu Mi Xi..."

Cai Fu wasn't interested in their naming logic, and only asked one question:
"Why are you so confused about the Song Dynasty coming from the West?"

Hu Ermi looked miserable: "This little bastard doesn't know either; he's on a secret mission."

"All I know is that he went south..."

Yang Zaixing demanded, "You know nothing about this or that, how can you lead us to kill him?"

Hu Ermi honestly replied, "I made an appointment with him to meet in Tokyo and return to Dajin together."

Cai Fujian raised an eyebrow: "Why choose Tokyo?"

Hurmi betrayed a traitor without hesitation:

"Zhang Bangchang, the Prefect of Kaifeng, is one of our men!"
"We'll go to Tokyo to get intelligence from the Song Dynasty court, and while we're at it, enjoy the glitz and glamour of Tokyo..."

"What? Zhang Bangchang, the Prefect of Kaifeng?"

Lu Junyi and Du Xue were both taken aback, for the Prefect of Kaifeng was in charge of the very area under the Emperor's nose!
Even the Prefect of Kaifeng is a dog of the Jin Dynasty. What the hell... how can the Song Dynasty fight against the Jin dogs?
Cai Fu was already mentally prepared, after all, in the original novel "The Story of Yue Fei", Zhang Bangchang was Jin Gou's dog.

However, Cai Fu did not want to get rid of Zhang Bangchang now, since the Song Dynasty needed these treacherous officials of the highest caliber.

Cai Jing, Tong Guan, Gao Qiu, Zhang Bangchang, and Qin Hui—these treacherous officials in the original work are all of the highest caliber.

Even if we place them within the long river of five thousand years of history, there are very few people who can compare to them...

What virtue or ability did Emperor Huizong and Emperor Gaozong of Song possess to gather so many high-ranking treacherous officials?
It can only be said that the suffering of Emperor Huizong and Emperor Qinzong of Song in Wuguo City was truly a blessing earned by two generations!

Cai Fu figured he would be passing through Tokyo on his way back to Qi, so he could take care of Wu Mixi while he was at it.

Since Hu Ermi was willing to become a traitor to the Jin dynasty, his life was saved, and Cai Fu also told his brothers to get some rest.

After all, we still have to attack Jinning Prefecture tomorrow...

……

The next day, Cai Fu, along with Lu Junyi, Yang Zaixing, Yu Hualong, Zhang Kui, and Hua Rong, led 5,000 men to attack Jinning Prefecture.

Of these 5,000 men, only 2,000 were original Qi soldiers, over 1,000 were surrendered soldiers from Gaizhou under Song Jiang, and over 1,000 were surrendered soldiers from Jinning Prefecture under Tian Biao.

Cai Fu had been wondering if they would cause trouble, so he decided to take this opportunity to clean up the bad apples.

As a result, the surrendered soldiers were all obedient, and even more proactive than the original Qi army.

A day later, Cai Fu arrived at Jinning Prefecture.

Hua Rong proudly brandished Tian Biao's head, which was impaled on a silver spear.
"Listen up, people on the city wall! Tian Biao is dead, and the King of Qi has arrived in person!"

"If you open the gates and surrender, you will be spared!"
"Otherwise, we will break down the city gates and slaughter you all without leaving a single survivor!"

On the city gate tower, Tian Biao's son, Tian Shi, with bloodshot eyes, pointed at Cai Fu and shouted:

"King Qi, you just wait!"

"Have the guts!"

Cai Fu gave a strong thumbs-up:

"I'll be waiting for you right here. Come and fight me to the death!"

(End of this chapter)