Do you have the strength to force me to join the Liangshan bandits?

Chapter 517 Can't even lift a 1000-pound iron dragon? [1st update]

"A lone figure on a cold river, an old friend from the Jianghu."

Cai Fu casually teased him, asking him:

"Where did the little fat black boy go?"

Song Qing was stunned for a moment before realizing that the little dark-skinned fat man was referring to Song Jiang:
"No, I don't know..."

Have you ever seen a magic trick?

Cai Fu was too lazy to say anything more to him:

"From now on, I will ask, and you will answer."

"If you can't answer, you will randomly lose an organ."

Before Song Qing could understand what was happening, Cai Fu pulled out a large, ghost-headed dagger and held it to his ear!
"hiss--"

Song Qingqing couldn't help but gasp. She knew how thin ears could be and how sharp the Ghost Head Saber could be!
Cai Fu didn't even need to chop; he only needed to release the pressure in his hand, and the weight of the Ghost Head Saber was enough to slice off his ear!

"I know I know!"

Song Qing quickly said, "In order to protect my father, my brother settled him in a village outside the city!"
Others only saw him as a wealthy man who had moved from another place!

"My brother will definitely go to pick up our father if he leaves!"

Cai Fu did some quick calculations and concluded that, based on the timeline of Song Jiang's defeat, he should have already taken Song Taigong away by now.

Cai Fu nodded: "And then what happened after you picked up your father?"

Song Qing, with tears in her eyes, said, "I didn't know, I really didn't know..."

"Pfft!"

Cai Fu raised his knife and brought it down, sending an ear flying. Song Qingxi was given a new nickname: "One-Ear".

From today onwards, Song Qing will have two nicknames when he travels the martial arts world.

"Ow—"

Song Qing clutched her wound and screamed pitifully.

Cai Fu waved his hand, signaling Yu Hualong to drag him out.

After Song Qing left, Yang Zaixing brought up Hu Ermi again.

Previously, I was in a hurry to save people and didn't ask Hu Ermi many questions, but now I can slowly interrogate him.

Since Cai Fu had made both of Hu Ermi's ears disappear, interrogating Hu Ermi would be much easier.

Cai Furang Hua Rong lit an incense stick:

"Within the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, tell me something that interests me."

"The incense has burned out, and he can't say anything; he's dead."

"what?"

Hu Ermi burst into tears immediately, and Cai Fu sneered:
"Crying? Crying counts as time too!"

Hu Ermi quickly held back her tears.

He didn't know what Cai Fu was interested in, but considering that Cai Fu was the Liao prince consort and a rival of the Fourth Prince, he must be interested in the Liao-Jin relationship.

"To be honest, Your Majesty!"

Suddenly, Ermi started talking:

"Recently, there have been no major battles between the Liao Kingdom and our Great Jin, but there have been constant minor skirmishes!"

"Friction often occurs on the border, usually small battles involving a hundred or so people, and the Liao Kingdom has never won one!"
"Therefore, the Liao Kingdom is particularly insecure about us now, and the Fourth Prince is taking the opportunity to put constant pressure on the Liao Kingdom."

"The Liao court is now divided into several factions, the largest of which advocates marriage alliances with our Great Jin."

"Princess Tianshou must have been forced to run away from home because of this kind of public opinion..."

Yang Zaixing interjected, "If the Liao Kingdom were to form a marriage alliance with you, would you stop attacking the Liao Kingdom?"

"Correct!"

Hurmi said confidently, "The Liao Kingdom and our Great Jin have become in-laws, so we will join forces to fight the Southern Barbarians..."

"Humph!"

Yang Zaixing, Yu Hualong, Zhang Kui, and Di Lei all snorted coldly in unison. Suddenly, Ermi's face turned pale, and she quickly tried to cover it up:
"Princess Tianshou is now the King's woman, so the Liao Kingdom and our Great Jin can no longer be in-laws!"
"Our Fourth Prince has a fiery temper and will most likely vent his anger by attacking the Liao Kingdom!"

Lu Junyi asked him, "He's just the Fourth Prince. Can he just order whoever he wants to beat up?"

Hurry up and explain:

"Our Great Jin Kingdom's Old Wolf Lord has five princes: the eldest prince Nianhan, the second prince Lahan, the third prince Dahan, the fourth prince Wuzhu, and the fifth prince Zeli."

"Originally, the eldest prince, Nianhan, was the one most favored by the old wolf lord, but because of one incident, the fourth prince, Wuzhu, was enfeoffed as the Prince of Changping and Grand Marshal of the Army..."

Lu Junyi pressed, "What is it?"

"Lift the Iron Dragon!"

Suddenly, Ermi's small eyes glanced at the incense stick that was about to burn out.

Cai Fu gave him a wink, and Yang Zaixing lit another incense stick for him.

Hu Ermi breathed a sigh of relief and quickly said:
"The old wolf lord has grand ambitions and plans, and wants to publicly elect a person who is both literate and skilled in martial arts to be the Grand Marshal."

"There is an iron dragon in front of the training ground and martial arts hall. It was originally a national treasure left by the late king and weighs more than a thousand catties!"
"The old wolf lord said that anyone, regardless of whether they are soldiers or civilians, who can lift this iron dragon will be granted the title of King of Changping and the position of Grand Marshal of the Southern Expedition."

"In the end, no one could lift the iron dragon except for the Fourth Prince Wuzhu!"

Di Lei scoffed, "Can't you even lift a 1,000-pound iron dragon?"

Suddenly Ermi said defiantly, "Young General, don't joke!"

"Anyone who can lift over a thousand pounds is not human; they must be a reincarnation of a celestial being!"

"The Fourth Prince lifted the iron dragon with just one hand. Who wouldn't admire him?"

"I still remember that everyone cheered for the Fourth Prince, saying, 'The Fourth Prince is truly a god!'"
"Therefore, the Old Wolf Lord appointed the Fourth Prince as the Prince of Changping and Grand Marshal of the Army, giving him command of the armies of the six kingdoms and the three rivers!"

"So we are all reincarnations of celestial stars?"

Yu Hualong laughed heartily: "You might not believe it, but who here can't lift over a thousand pounds?"

Cai Fu, Lu Junyi, Du Xue, and the others laughed, though a few others were also sweating profusely among them...

Hu Ermi thought they were just bragging and couldn't help but secretly scoff: those southern barbarians are all big talkers!
Seeing that Hu Ermi looked unconvinced, Di Lei placed his two bronze gourd hammers in front of him:
"How heavy is this hammer of mine?"

Suddenly, Ermei noticed that Dire's bronze hammer was quite large and couldn't help but ask:

"Is your hammer hollow?"

It's fucking hollow...

Di Lei was speechless: "Whether it's hollow or not, why don't you lift it up and take a look?"

Suddenly Ermi tried to lift it, but his face turned bright red, as if a dragonfly trying to shake a stone pillar had failed to budge the bronze gourd hammer!

Although Huermi was a civil official, he was capable of riding a horse and was certainly not weak.

This only proves that Dire's copper hammer is solid, Hu Ermi asked in surprise:

"How heavy is that hammer, young general?"

Di Lei said smugly, "Not heavy at all, each one only weighs 120 pounds!"

"hiss--"

Suddenly, Miqing couldn't help but gasp: those two weighed 240 pounds each.
"Young General, please don't joke!"

Hu Ermi couldn't help but question: "Our Great Jin Kingdom's number one fierce general, the Divine Martial Grand Marshal Shan Shituo, has the courage of ten thousand men, yet the Phoenix Winged Golden Halberd he wields only weighs one hundred and twenty jin!"

"You're so young, yet you can wield a weapon weighing 240 jin?"

"Am I just trying to scare you by hitting you with this hammer?"

Di Lei curled his lip, casually picked up two bronze gourd hammers, and started swinging them around for a while, abandoning all pretense of elegance.

Without blushing, without a racing heart, and without panting, Dire placed the hammer back in front of Hurmi:

"how?"

Suddenly, Ermi's two little eyes widened, and her mouth opened like a toad's; she couldn't speak for a long time.

Seeing Di Lei's smug expression, Yu Hualong walked forward with a grin:
“My third brother also wields a pair of large iron hammers. I don’t know if yours or his is heavier.”

(End of this chapter)