Football: Starting from the Ronaldinho template

Chapter 353 Earthlings can no longer stop him; he is redefining human understanding! Against Chelsea!
The Emirates Stadium descended into chaos, especially the Gunners in the North Stand, who were gesticulating wildly but unable to speak.

They were as excited as if they had scored five goals in nine minutes.

“Qin!!!”

Whenever Qin Ming's name resounds throughout North London, it means he has scored another goal for Arsenal.

Tottenham fans shed tears of envy.

Even though they are Arsenal's arch-rivals and have no goodwill towards Arsenal players, they have to admit that this season, no, maybe next season, will be Qin Ming's best season yet.

21 is old.

While most players are still struggling in second or third-tier leagues, or even just being rotation substitutes in first-tier leagues, Qin Ming has already embarked on the best path for a football player and has become one of the best players in the world.

"Congratulations to Qin Ming for breaking the records for the fastest hat-trick, the fastest four-goal haul, and the fastest five-goal tally in the Premier League!"

"This is something that will likely be hard to replicate in football history!"

"Last season, Arsenal finally reached the top of Europe. In Qin Ming's eyes, this belief in constantly pursuing excellence and never being satisfied is also a quality that a top player must possess!"

"This quality he possesses is probably the driving force behind his continuous progress!"

He Wei couldn't help but want to recite a poem.

On the pitch, Qin Ming looked up at the boisterous stands, at those familiar yet unfamiliar faces. Perhaps they had come for Arsenal's next victory, or perhaps for Arsenal's next trophy.

Perhaps it was for one person.

Qin Ming believed that countless people had come for him.

This pride made him raise his fist, prompting the gunmen to shout again, venting their passion.

Then he was overwhelmed by his teammates who swarmed over.

"Qin scored five goals in nine minutes! I've never seen anything like it, never!"

Morata, with its enormous size, hung on Qin Ming and made strange noises.

Kanté stood beside him, his eyes wide, glancing at the electronic scoreboard every now and then.

Fortunately, he didn't go to Chelsea last season but came to Arsenal instead.

Otherwise, how could one become a witness to history, or even one of the participants in its recording?

"God!"

Roberto was also dumbfounded. In all his years at Barcelona, ​​even when he was beating weaker teams, he had never seen Messi perform so well.

Qin Ming shattered his understanding of football.

"It's only the 6th round of the Qin League, and you've already scored 14 goals. Add to that the 7 goals in the Champions League, and that's a total of 21 goals."

Sanchez's Adam's apple bobbed incessantly.

This is terrifying efficiency, so everyone around Qin Ming has to be a tool.

Look at it this way.

It seems not impossible for Qin Ming to break 100 goals in 2017.

"How are you feeling, Qin?"

Van Dyke asked enviously.

"It's great!"

Qin Ming burst into laughter.

The camera pans to the Brighton players in the distance, who are all standing there, stunned, with the electronic scoreboard above their heads.

ARS 6-0 BHA
31. Ming Qin
32. Ming Qin
33. Ming Qin
37. Ming Qin
39. Ming Qin
Push shot, volley shot, chip shot, double shot, penalty kick!
A goal-scoring spectacle, unparalleled in the world of football, unfolded right before their eyes.

Some were joyful, some were sad, and the Brighton players were among the sad ones, becoming the backdrop and witnesses to the miracle.

The intense shame and indignation transformed into anger at that moment.

Wenger, watching from the sidelines, had everything under control and had Elneny warm up and prepare to go on the pitch.

That's right, he doesn't plan to let Cazorla play, because he thinks he might get injured, and it would be better to put a tougher, stronger player on the field instead.

Egypt's midfield is quite resilient.

When the game restarted, the Brighton players really went a bit crazy, they were completely reckless.

During the throw-in, the fourth official raised his sign, and Qin Ming glanced at it and realized that he was being substituted.

"Pity."

He felt he could still score more goals, and if he went all out, he might be able to score seven or eight.

However, the risks are also quite high.

Although he has a healing module, if the injury is serious, it will consume more points.

I'd rather save up and buy the new talent.

So he slowly walked to the sidelines, and even stretched out his right hand to the fans, gently shaking his five fingers.

"Yeah!!!"

The gunmen responded positively.

Upon reaching the sidelines, the professor smiled and extended his arms, giving Qin Ming a firm hug. "There will be more opportunities to score in the future."

"Yes, I can feel that I'm in good shape. I'll save my energy for the Chelsea game."

Qin Ming smiled and didn't seem to care.

He knew the professor was acting in his best interest.

Back on the bench, his teammates lined up to welcome him, with Saka's eyes sparkling with admiration.

"You're not giving future players a chance to break the record!"

Mertesacker smacked his lips.

People say there are five records that are hardest to break in football: Fontaine scored 13 goals in a single World Cup, Gento won the Champions League six times in his career, Messi scored 91 goals in a calendar year, Pelé lifted the World Cup trophy three times, and Ronaldo was the youngest player to win the Ballon d'Or and the best football player of all time.

It now appears that we need to add one and replace one.

The addition is five goals in nine minutes, which should replace the annual goals.

"Qin, how does it feel to score so many goals?"

Saka approached with a towel and a water bottle.

Qin Ming took the towel and wiped his sweat. Actually, he wasn't that tired, because Brighton was indeed a bit weak and would most likely be relegated this season.

He took a sip of water before saying, "My attention was on the ball on the field, and I didn't pay much attention. It wasn't until four goals were scored that I realized only six minutes had passed."

"When will I be able to score a second time?"

Saka's eyes were filled with longing as he looked at the scoreboard.

"Don't compare yourself to him, or you'll lose your mental balance."

Mertesacker put his arm around Saka and sat down beside him, beginning to give the little guy a psychological lesson.

With a six-goal lead, Arsenal started passing the ball around, trying to avoid clashes with Brighton. After all, those wearing shoes are afraid of those barefoot, and any injury to any of their players could have a huge impact.

But in the final stages of the match, Sanchez's long-range shot from outside the box breached the goal again.

7-0!

Brighton also wore down their anger in Arsenal's possession-based style of play.

Finally, the score was finalized, and the game ended.

Arsenal won the 7th round of the Premier League in a way that most people couldn't imagine.

That afternoon, however, the world of football was reeling as if struck by a magnitude 18 earthquake, with countless news reports emerging. The core issue was the same:

Sky Sports: Qin Ming makes the Premier League look like an easy game; Brighton manager nearly collapses in post-match press conference, claiming they were attacked by aliens!
4-4-2: The bookmakers' odds of 1000 to 1 before the match came true. It is reported that a fan in North London bought a bet on Qin Ming scoring five goals this morning after a night of drinking. Unfortunately, he did not choose the option that Qin Ming would score five goals in ten minutes!
L'Equipe: Legendary player Qin Ming makes history with five goals in nine minutes!

Bild: 9 minutes, 5 goals, he destroyed football and all records!
Sina Sports: The Supreme Ruler! Humanity can no longer stop Qin Ming; he is redefining human understanding!
Media outlets around the world are reporting on it extensively.
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Even in the recently released FIFA Online 3, I can't score five goals in nine minutes.
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Qin Ming is awesome!
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[While Kane is still racking up goals next door, he turns around and sees Qin Ming already has 14 goals. What's the point of chasing him then? The Golden Boot is his!]
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This is probably unprecedented and will likely never be repeated.
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[Unrivaled throughout the ages!]
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[The supreme ruler can only be him!]
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[Remember when Coach Zhan was commentating? He was about to check the data for the third goal to see if it was the fastest; for the fourth goal, he said there was no need to check; and for the fifth goal, Coach Zhang said they could wake their teammates up to see God.]
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[I went to the bathroom after watching the live goal, and when I came back it was 6-0.]
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[You spend nine minutes in the bathroom?]
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Every single grain is visible!
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Brighton is really unlucky. They finally leveled up, only to run into the Demon King and have their record broken.
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[I'm almost invincible!]
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At the subway station next to the Emirates Stadium, one of the two commemorative paving stones was knocked up early in the morning, and a custom-made one was added.

London fans couldn't help but come here for a stroll.

Experience what it's like to witness history.

Meanwhile, Chelsea, Arsenal's next opponent, saw Rudiger lack focus in training, and Azpilicueta reprimanded him several times.

Seeing this, Conte quietly replaced Rüdiger with a substitute.

Therefore, Chelsea's three-man defense can only consist of Azpilicueta, Gary Cahill, and David Luiz.

Fabregas is acting a bit strange today too.

He had to admit he regretted not leaving Arsenal, or if he had been accepted back by the manager when he returned to the Premier League.

He should have received all the honors he wanted by now.

League and Champions League champions.

Perhaps this could even become a legendary tale of one person living in one city.

Pity.

There are no "what ifs" in this world. Since he made the wrong choice, he can only swallow the bitter pill.

However, being able to think that way doesn't mean he can let it go.

Giroud was the calmest of them all; he knew that even if he stayed at Arsenal, he would at best be a substitute.

I've received all the honors I deserve.

He still wants to pursue consistent playing time and make some preparations in advance for next year's World Cup.

Although Benzema has not been called up to the national team since 2015, when he was investigated for alleged extortion, Giroud will definitely get a spot.

However, he also needs frequent matches to improve his competitive level.

Hazard patted his belly, which no longer had abs, and said, "In football, having muscles doesn't mean everything; it only means you're a very disciplined person."

Some people are just naturally gifted at playing good football.

For example, Hazard has eaten plenty of hamburgers, but his dribbling skills are still very sharp.

Besides the fact that inflammation in the body can prolong the recovery time after an injury.

And then there was De Bruyne in the past, who had almost no dietary restrictions, yet he still played the same way.

"Arsenal is a very strong team, I've said that countless times, but they also have weaknesses and many problems."

Conte straightened his hair and spoke to the players.

"What we need to do is amplify their problems, seize their weaknesses, and turn them into advantages."

"so."

Conte spoke for a long time.

After Arsenal's match against Brighton, it was time for the international break.

The Asian regional playoffs concluded in early September, and October was mostly filled with regional playoffs. For example, South Korea, who finished third in their group this year, faced Australia. After a hard-fought match, South Korea narrowly won by one goal and will now compete with Honduras for a playoff spot.

The first results came out as Italy and Sweden.

On October 13, Italy lost 0-1 to Sweden away. Back at their home stadium in Milan, the San Siro, Italy launched a fierce attack but failed to score, and the match ended in a 0-0 draw with Sweden, resulting in an 0-1 aggregate defeat and elimination.

This marks the first time Italy has failed to qualify for the World Cup finals since 1958.

After the match, Buffon, De Rossi, Barzagli, and Chiellini, a generation of legends, shed tears on the field and announced their retirement from the national team, marking the end of an era.

The Netherlands failed to qualify for the playoffs, and members of the "golden generation" such as Robben and Sneijder also retired from the national team, missing two consecutive major tournaments, marking the end of a cycle for Dutch football.

As for the other regions, Iceland, with a population of just over 30, made a historic qualification, becoming the least populous country to participate in the World Cup.

Salah's penalty kick secured Egypt's first return to the World Cup since 1990, giving them a dramatic victory over Congo.

"Pity."

Qin Ming sighed when he saw South Korea defeat Honduras.

With the international break over, nominations for the 2018 Laureus World Sports Awards have begun. Although the awards ceremony will be held next year, the nominations will take place six months earlier.

Moreover, it aims to recognize the sporting achievements of athletes worldwide in 2017.

It is reported that the nominees for Male Athlete of the Year are Federer, Nadal, Hamilton, Mo Farah, and Qin Ming.

Mbappe was also nominated for the Breakthrough of the Year award.

Under these circumstances, the top five European leagues resumed, with the English Premier League entering its seventh round.

Stamford Bridge.

Crowds of people.

Arsenal's away game against Chelsea attracted a large number of neutral fans.

A poster shaped like a hand was hanging in the away stands.

Because the Stamford Bridge management didn't allow giant tifos, the Gunners each brought a small piece, and then assembled them into a tifo by standing in their positions at the stadium.

Everyone understood what this meant; it represented the five goals Qin Ming had scored.

"It seems Arsenal fans are really into it, turning the tables and putting pressure on Chelsea away from home!"

"I wonder how today's match will go?"

"Chelsea are in good form this season. Hazard has revitalized Chelsea this season, making their attack more fluid, their attacking tactics more diverse, and their layers clearer."

"But that's not enough to counter Arsenal, and David Luiz is always a ticking time bomb. Sometimes he's not rational or calm enough when handling the ball, and you never know when he'll explode."

"His lack of discipline may be the reason why Mourinho abandoned him back then, while Arsenal is the team in Europe that is best at seizing opportunities and turning defensive mistakes into goals."

"The match has begun!"

Zhan Jun explained from the broadcast studio.

At Stamford Bridge, Arsenal started aggressively, but Chelsea responded well.

The first twenty minutes of the game can be summarized in a few sentences.

The match was characterized by a tit-for-tat tactical setup, a fast-paced offensive and defensive transition, fierce battles for every inch of ground, and brilliant shots that ultimately fell short.

That's right.

Dembele had a near-perfect chance in the 15th minute of the match.

But the young man couldn't hold his nerve and opted for a shot towards the far corner early on, which Courtois anticipated and saved in advance.

"It's okay, keep going!"

Qin Ming waved to Dembele, indicating that he shouldn't take it to heart.

Courtois may not be the best person, but his goalkeeping skills are undeniably strong.

He could even rival De Gea.

Not to mention Dembele, Qin Ming had also suffered losses before, but he glanced at David Luiz, signaling Dembele to target him later.

We will definitely be able to create another opportunity.

(End of this chapter)