Pirate: It’s not a phantom beast, it’s a phantom god!

Chapter 271: Saving 'Big Ice' Kaido

Time goes back to when Kaido fell to the ground after drinking...

As the situation was caught off guard by this sudden incident, the scene showed signs of being out of control for a while.

After all, according to the pirate whose entire arm was severely frostbitten, Kaido is no longer breathing.

A man as strong as a monster, who had been captured and executed dozens of times by the navy without a scratch, and whose body had been forged into an indestructible state through countless battles, actually collapsed to the ground and stopped breathing after taking a sip of wine...

This made everyone wonder if there was some devil fruit mixed into the wine.

But fortunately, when a certain name was called out by Jin, the pirates present suddenly quieted down as if they had swallowed a reassurance pill.

After the great battle a few months ago, the name Ra has taken on a special magic in the Beasts Pirates.

She is not a captain, but sometimes she is better than a captain.

Like a magical spell, no matter what happens, just shouting out this name will solve it.

Even now the real captain is suspected to be dead.

[La, this name seems...]
Hua Zha, who witnessed all this, became more and more curious about the man named La.

The last time he came here, he heard Kaido and the little red-haired girl mention this name. It seemed that she was her sister...

But how to say it, Kaido's attitude towards the man named Ra was very strange, so strange that Hanazawa couldn't find a suitable adjective to describe it for a while.

"Blu~Blu~"

The sound of Den Den Mushi rang out, and Hanazawa's attention was drawn to it.

"Hello, this is La."

The Den Den Mushi was picked up and began to imitate. As expected, it was a girl's voice... The girl's voice was very nice, or rather, a little too nice.

[Just like the legendary Siren...]
[What kind of person is the other party?]
The restlessness in Huazha's heart was also soothed by this magical voice, and he even began to inappropriately imagine the other person's appearance... But his wild thoughts were quickly interrupted by Wright's anxious voice.

"Miss La, something bad has happened to Governor Kaido!"

Hearing that it was indeed the voice of La from the other side, Wright quickly told them the current situation.

"go on."

The voice on the other end remained calm, not at all affected by Wright's urgency.

"Governor Kaido just drank the barrel of Snow Wolf wine you brewed."

"Oh."

"You mean the barrel of failure?"

"Did you take it out accidentally?"

The tone was still calm, as if hearing a boring joke.

The barrel of Snow Wolf Wine with a golden wolf head logo was a test product of the formula improvement at that time in order to increase production.

But it turned out that they used too much strength and the brewed product was totally unsuitable for ordinary people to drink.

The roller coaster-like feeling of life and death is too exciting. People with weak constitutions may even die on the spot after drinking it...

Later, it was accidentally discovered that the evaporated wine could help improve the quality of other ordinary Snow Wolf wines. In addition, La had lost interest in continuing to improve the formula, so he locked it in a corner of the wine cellar.

But this time, because the wine cellar had been filled with a lot of new wines as compensation from the World Government, the space inside was completely occupied and messed up, so when moving, I accidentally took the wrong one...

"Don't worry, Captain Kaido won't die. At most he will be unconscious for a while."

He opened his mouth and comforted her.

"But, but the Governor is no longer breathing..."

"Huh? Normally, there wouldn't be such a strong reaction if it was just one bite."

After all, a normal person wouldn't drink a second sip of this stuff in a short period of time. With just one sip, Kaido's physique would at most cause him to lose consciousness for a while like Hanazawa.

"Uh...Captain Kaido drank more this time, um..."

Wright found it difficult to describe Kaido's drinking posture at that time. In any case, most people would probably not hold the bucket and pour it directly into their throats like that.

"How much did he drink?"

La asked bluntly.

“…half a bucket.”

"..."

"Miss La?"

The silence from the other side made Wright begin to feel uneasy.

After a long time, La finally spoke:
"Just leave it there and don't worry about it."

"Huh?" "Does this mean that Governor Kaido will wake up on his own?"

Wright and everyone else breathed a sigh of relief.

"No, it means you should be careful and don't get frostbitten from that thing."

"Ah?! Then, then Governor Kaido."

"You don't have to worry about him."

"Huh~ That's good."

"It won't rot or stink for a while anyway, so let's wait until the effects of the alcohol wear off before disposing of it."

La's tone now sounded like he was teaching Wright how to deal with a pile of wet garbage that had fallen on the floor.

"Ah, ah?"

Light, who was on the other side of the Den Den Mushi, widened his eyes when he heard what La said.

"S-Stop joking, Miss La. Tell us how to save Governor Kaido!"

"Unfortunately, I wasn't the one making the joke."

"Drinking half a barrel in one breath... Since Captain Kaido likes to drink in such a joking way, it's fine to let him rot like a joke."

"Drinking himself to death... Although it sounds funny, it suits him quite well, doesn't it?"

"..."

Light on the other end of the Den Den Mushi stopped talking. He didn't know what to say, so he could only look at Jin.

"Ah~"

Taking the Den Den Mushi from Light, Jin said helplessly:
"La, this time it's Mr. Kaido's fault. He got a little too proud of himself."

"From now on, I will help keep an eye on him regarding his drinking. I won't let Mr. Kaido indulge in excessive drinking like he did this time."

"So you come and save him this time."

"..."

"I'm busy with my own business now."

"You guys go find Ossi and ask her to give Captain Kaido a simple CPR."

After a long silence, La finally spoke.

After all, we can't really let Kaido die like a joke~

"Don't do it yourself. Physical fire can't protect you from that cold air."

"understood."

Click~
After hanging up the Den Den Mushi, La sighed softly.

[Phew~ I hope this will teach you a lesson, Captain Kaido.]
[Fine wine, delicious food, beautiful women... these are certainly tempting, but 'dreams' are the only desires worth indulging in.]
……

"Uh... So, Boss Kaido is poisoned by fake wine?"

After receiving the call from Den Den Mushi, Oshima rushed to the banquet hall without stopping. As soon as he entered, he saw everyone gathered in a circle as if they were watching a crime scene.

And in the center of the circle was Kaido, who was neither breathing in nor out.

"Ah~ This is too tragic. How come even the soul is frozen into an old popsicle?"

As he walked closer along the path that the pirates had voluntarily made room for, Osi rubbed his arms because he felt so cold.

While others would only get frostbite when touched, Osi, who was extremely sensitive to the soul, could directly feel the chill that permeated the soul.

"Ha~"

After blowing air into his hands and rubbing them together for a few times, Osi stretched out his hands and placed them above Kaido's chest.

Stab ~

Bang!
A weak electric current flashed, and Kaido's body trembled suddenly.

The thick layer of ice was directly blasted open by a thunderbolt from the sky, and then the wind of life forced its way in, and the originally stuck life cycle finally continued.

The long, cold winter finally ended, and the vigor of summer spread from Kaido's body...

boom~
His heart began to beat, and his chest began to rise and fall... Kaido slowly woke up.

"Whoo~"

"This wine is really strong!"

(End of this chapter)