Pirate: It’s not a phantom beast, it’s a phantom god!

Chapter 270 Ossi's Small Classroom
"Kaido!"

"Boss Kaido!"

"Mr. Kaido!"

"Governor!"

"Oh no, the boss is not breathing!"

"Ah! My hand!"

"Don't touch Boss Kaido, you'll get frostbite!!"

"Quick, go get Miss La!"

"I don't know where Miss La is now!"

"Calling Bug!!!"

"..."

As a large mouthful of ice-blue wine was poured into his throat without any preparation, the next second, Kaido's invincible body fell down with a bang.

The people at the banquet immediately fell into chaos. The sounds of stampeding, screams, and dishes falling to the ground mixed with Jhin's roars all mixed together as they rushed out of the banquet hall in a mess.

……

The chocolate slowly melts in your mouth, like a small stream of warm current, leaving a soft and silent sweetness between your lips and teeth wherever it passes.

Click~

The sweet river gradually dried up, leaving only the biscuits that were soaked with saliva and no longer so crispy... and then Pocky was bitten into two pieces without mercy.

In an inconspicuous corner of the training ground, Osi was sitting on the branch of an old tree with his legs swinging, eating snacks while instructing Jinbe in the shade below.

"I say, little fat fish, you're doing it wrong."

"Ok?"

Hearing Osei's voice, which had become a little sweet due to the chocolate, Jinbei stopped and asked humbly:
"Miss Ossi, I've been practicing everything according to the instructor's instructions. I wonder if there's something wrong?"

Although Ossi is obviously younger than himself, Miss La once said, 'There is no order of learning, the one who is more accomplished is the teacher'. As long as the other person's skills are better than his, he can be his teacher... Jinbei agrees with this.

When Osi heard Jinbe's tone, which was obviously asking for advice, he didn't keep him in suspense. He hooked his tail on the branch and swung slowly, then came to the other party hanging upside down.

Jinbei's serious face, reflected in his gilded eyes, Ossi began to explain:

"It's simple. Your power generation technique is exactly the same as that of the fishman who replaced Uncle Burfat~"

"Ah."

Jinbei nodded. The training he was conducting now was completely in accordance with the key points taught by the previous fish.

“But this is not right~”

As he said that, Ossi tore off the packaging and poured out all the remaining pocky in the carton in his hand...but those slender chocolate bars miraculously did not fall to the ground, but floated in the air.

Ah~

Ignoring Jinbe's surprised look, Osi first picked up one and put it in his mouth, then lightly tapped his fingers to pull the randomly floating pocky to the appropriate position.

A dozen chocolate bars were arranged and combined to form two slightly complex stickman shapes.

"Look, this is the skeleton proportion of the fishman who is teaching you fishman karate now."

Ossi pointed at one of the slender stick figures, then moved his finger to the more symmetrical one next to him and said:

"And it's the proportions of your skeleton."

Click~

Ossi bit the pocky in his mouth into two pieces, and used the outer stick-shaped biscuit as a pointer to point out the details on the two stick figures.

"Did you notice? There are quite a few differences in your body proportions."

"Because you murlocs are different species, your body shapes vary greatly, so the key points he taught, like 'fists should be placed in such and such position, legs should be aligned with such and such,' don't actually apply to all of you."

People like Jinbe and Arlong, who have two normal arms and two legs, are fine... but if someone like Hachi has three arms on each side, then certain arm movements become impossible. "What you were practicing was a straight punch, so your power-generating posture should be able to release your full strength, but by imitating his posture, you can only exert about 80% of your power."

"The Fishman substitute teacher only taught his karate, not Fishman karate."

"Ah."

Jinbei nodded in agreement. Being a gifted man, he had actually vaguely noticed this problem.

But unfortunately, substitute teacher Yu Ren took time out of his busy schedule to teach them, and he really didn't want to trouble him again.

It is actually very simple to get started with the art of Yuren Karate. All you have to do is roughly copy the fixed movements taught by the instructor, or even practice on your own with an instruction book. Combined with the Yuren's naturally strong wrist strength, you can exert considerable power.

But if one wants to master it or even reach the level of being able to use the secret technique, one must undergo specialized and rigorous training.

It would be best to have a murloc karate master who can use secret techniques to provide one-on-one guidance, and constantly correct the force techniques according to the different body proportions of each murloc.

Otherwise, you can only rely on your own talent to explore bit by bit.

For example, Osi, although she has never studied Murloc Karate seriously, she can master those techniques at a glance, and even apply them to other situations, using those secret techniques as normal attacks.

……

Snapped!
After a crisp snap of fingers, the two "stickmen" were broken up again, but the pocky did not return to the box in Ossi's hand. Instead, they dispersed and floated around Jinbei.

Jinbei was a little confused as he saw a pocky stuck on every joint of his arms, shoulders, torso, and legs.

"Enemy controller."

As Ossi opened her fingers, using the chocolate bars as a medium, strands of fine golden electric current were transmitted from her fingers to Jinbei's joints.

Then Jinbei found that his body was moving subconsciously, and he was so scared that he quickly tensed up.

"Don't resist, just relax."

Osi's "Enemy Controller" was a trick she came up with when she was bored watching frogs fighting. The principle is similar to Pain's black stick.

In theory, this move should be best performed by directly inserting a highly conductive material into the opponent's body, thereby interfering with electrical signals to achieve strong control over the opponent's body.

But this is just a teaching session after all, so there is no need to make it so bloody, so Osi simply used a chocolate bar instead.

Although it is far behind in terms of strong control, there will be no problem as long as the opponent does not resist.

"Come, I will now walk you through all the basic moves of Fishman Karate."

"This is the standard movement that best suits your body. Xiaopang, you must remember it well."

"..."

"Yes."

This was already teaching at the level of chasing after someone to feed them. For Jinbei, who was used to having one meal hungry, he really couldn't imagine how he could repay this kindness.

……

After leading Jinbe through the basic moves from beginning to end ten times, Osi withdrew the substitute system after making sure that the opponent had fully adapted to the new techniques.

"Okay, once you've mastered this set of movements, we'll move on to the next step of advanced instruction."

"I'll be stricter then—"

"Bulu Bulu~Bulu~"

The sound of Den Den Mushi suddenly interrupted Ossi's after-school lecture.

"Hey, who is——"

"Ossie! Come here!"

"Mr. Kaido is dying!"

"..."

"?"

"Ah?!"*2
(End of this chapter)