Siheyuan: I Called the Police at the Beginning

The peach banquet ended in an incredibly leisurely and harmonious atmosphere.

After all the immortals were reluctant to leave and looked at Geng Ping'an, they had no choice but to take their leave under the watchful eyes of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Geng Ping'an arrived at the Lingxiao Palace and met the gazes of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Then, Laozi, who was rumored to be the chief incarnation of the Three Pure Ones and who had completely stopped interfering in affairs, also came here.

He had a friendly exchange with Geng Pingan.

Most importantly, they were extremely interested in the world outside of chaos.

Geng Ping'an was not stingy with these things, after all, they were nothing to him.

They brought out many special products from around the world, such as mobile phones, computers, super-powerful black armor, spiritual stones from the cultivation world, and various cultivation techniques.

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The Jade Emperor, Laozi, and others reciprocated with great generosity.

Not to mention the various 9,000-year-old peaches and the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir that were given to Geng Ping'an, he was given an entire gourd.

Knowing that Geng Ping'an currently lacks a top-tier escape technique and is very interested in top-tier divine abilities from the mythological world.

The great Laozi.

He marveled at the technological knowledge that Geng Ping'an had brought him, as well as the concepts and principles contained in the spiritual stone cultivation techniques from other worlds.

It gave him countless inspirations, causing his realm of understanding to suddenly loosen.

It is an immeasurable debt of gratitude and cause and effect.

Therefore, he directly gave Geng Ping'an the Eight-Nine Arcane Technique, the strongest body-refining divine power that he knew and coveted.

Together with the seventy-two Earthly Fiends' supreme minor divine abilities, he completed the thirty-six Heavenly Gangs' top-tier great divine abilities that he had recently acquired.

This made Geng Ping'an decide to take some time to cultivate in his personal world.

The next time he appears, his invincibility will be even more formidable.

Moreover, there will be no more shortcomings in areas such as entering the underworld and using the rainbow escape technique.

There won't be any more awkward situations where someone follows Guanyin but doesn't have a fancy flying technique to show off.

After all, the gods in mythology fly horizontally or ride on clouds.

He flew vertically, and if there was a cloak behind him flapping in the wind.

It just doesn't fit in at all; the mystery and prestige of the extraterrestrial demons are completely ruined.

After a friendly conversation, Geng Ping'an and the Jade Emperor all gained a lot.

Guanyin was not present.

The Jade Emperor further implied that he was aware of the Buddhist sect's scheme.

Let Geng Ping'an do his job with confidence; if necessary, the Heavenly Court will secretly provide him with assistance.

The animosity between Buddhism and Taoism.

Geng Ping'an wasn't interested, but since he had intercepted Xu Xian's proposal, he had completely disrupted the Buddhist sect's plans.

He would naturally not mind joining forces with the Heavenly Court to give Buddhism an even more painful lesson.

Of course, this is on the premise that the Buddhist sect is not willing to give up and secretly wants to scheme against him, continuing to interfere and change Bai Suzhen's destined marriage.

Otherwise, he wouldn't be some unreasonable demon.

Perhaps it will leave this world soon and continue its journey to other unknown worlds.

He had absolutely no need to make enemies of Buddhism and cause trouble for no reason.

Before leaving, he left Buddhism with a huge mess.

They left the Lingxiao Palace.

Geng Ping'an returned to the human world directly from the South Heavenly Gate along the path he had come from.

After arriving in Hangzhou.

Geng Ping'an landed and found that more than ten days had passed.

Although the timing varied, it was clearly much less than he had anticipated.

It seems that time in heaven is one day and one year, but the length of this day is not the twenty-four hours on earth, but as he imagined.

The actual time is undoubtedly much longer than the 12 two-hour periods defined by humans.

He returned to the Geng residence he had purchased.

Geng Ping'an discovered that Bai Suzhen had not returned yet, which meant that Xiaoqing was playing quite wildly and had run off somewhere.

Even Bai Suzhen, who could fly and disappear into the earth, had a hard time finding her.

I don't know how many places she has traveled to in search of her, from the south of the Yangtze River to Hubei Province.

It was confirmed that Bai Suzhen would not be able to return anytime soon.

Geng Ping'an had nothing to do.

He lay at home playing video games while waiting for her to bring Xiaoqing back.

This time, when Xiaoqing comes back, he will definitely give her a good spanking so that his sister-in-law knows she shouldn't be so naughty.

It made her sister worry.

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What's wrong with me? I'm actually feeling a little sleepy.

Suddenly, a strange phenomenon emanating from his soul alerted Geng Ping'an.

Because at his level, as long as he doesn't want to, even if he doesn't sleep for ten or eight years, he won't feel anything.

He was playing online with a super AI computer, and was doing a great job pushing towers in a single-player game.

How could I possibly feel sleepy?

He didn't know who was targeting him, or if they simply wanted to enter his dream and contact him secretly, avoiding others.

There are far too many gods, Buddhas, and strange methods in this world.

Geng Ping'an pretended to be sleepy.

Directly use God's power to safely enter a semi-conscious state.

Open your eyes again.

Geng Ping'an then saw two figures, Black and White Impermanence, that were instantly recognizable to Chinese people, standing in front of him.

It was staring at me with dead fish eyes and a long, droopy tongue.

They discussed it.

"This guy is a bit strange. We've been standing next to him for ages, and he still hasn't fallen asleep."

"Fortunately, he finally fell asleep."

"Why do you care so much? It's written in the Book of Life and Death that Geng Ping'an is from Hangzhou. Since there's no mistake, just arrest him."

"Wait a minute, something's still not right. I can't pull his soul out."

"That can't be right, how could my brother and I have failed?"

"Even Sun Wukong, the Great Sage of the past, had his soul pulled out by us and sent to the underworld."

Ha ha.

They watched as the Black and White Impermanence discussed their impending deaths as if no one else was around.

Geng Ping'an sneered in his heart.

It seems there are still some clueless individuals trying to test me.

Judging from the appearance of the Black and White Impermanence, they were clearly kept in the dark, actually believing that they were ordinary people, and even native to Hangzhou.

Heaven has mercy, whether in this life or the last.

He's from Yangzhou, and he's not even a human from Earth anymore.

And those who can silently alter the records in the Book of Life and Death.

I reckon there are only a few left.

The reincarnation of Houtu Niangniang? That's impossible. He has no grudge against her, and the Wu Clan hasn't been involved in anything for a long time.

And just for the sake of his witch clan essence and heritage.

Even if Houtu were to truly be reborn, she would certainly be a natural ally of me and would never scheme against me.

I thought that there was a Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva in the underworld, and that he had done similar things before.

Even the two soul-snatchers were the same two ghosts who had mistakenly snatched Sun Wukong's soul last time.

Geng Ping'an immediately placed the greatest suspicion on Buddhism.

They've stopped acting altogether.

This time, unlike Xu Xian who was arranged to be, he wasn't scared to death by Bai Suzhen's true form. But he received the same treatment as Sun Wukong.

His soul was mistakenly taken by the underworld.

What, are you using the same methods you used on Sun Wukong on him?

Not to mention the various systems he cultivates, many of which already possess lifespans of trillions of years.

The peaches I just ate were also clearly priced; eating one would grant immortality and longevity.

He's not even from this world.

His existence should not even be within the scope of the Heavenly Dao, which is a state even more powerful than the Daoist concept of not being within the Five Elements.

The underworld, the Book of Life and Death, and even the Heavenly Dao Hongjun of this world should not have any jurisdiction over his life and death!

He thought that if Bai Suzhen returned, she would find him dead.

It's estimated that he'll have to break the conditions again, just like he did for Xu Xian, to steal the immortal herb from the little brother in the South Pole.

In fact, it was nothing more than an acquired thing that couldn't even be considered a naturally occurring spiritual plant.

Geng Ping'an decided to resolve this matter quickly.

As for these ghost messengers, they were innocent and unaware of the situation.

But he could only quickly and decisively ask them to lead him down the path, just like Sun Wukong causing havoc in the underworld.

Before Bai Suzhen returns, kill all those behind the scenes who want to scheme against him.

Sun Wukong wreaked havoc in the underworld and the heavenly palace.

That was because he wasn't strong enough, and he was also plotted against from birth, which ultimately led to his being suppressed for five hundred years.

But Geng Ping'an is different.

He knew who the mastermind was, and that their power surpassed that of the Buddhist sect.

If Buddha were to appear later and, like he did with Sun Wukong, were to finally take action against him with a legitimate reason.

Suppress this extraterrestrial demon and continue to promote the Buddhist plan of undergoing tribulations.

Then he would let Buddha know what it meant to be covered in bandages, and who exactly was being suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain.

"You can't pull my soul out. After all, even the Witch Clan isn't necessarily as strong as my current physical body."

"Furthermore, I just ate a peach, and the next second you said I was going to die. You completely disregard the Queen Mother and all the immortals who attended the Peach Banquet."

While the Black and White Impermanence were still arguing because they couldn't collect souls.

Geng Pingan suddenly spoke.

The two ghosts were startled.

"How is that possible? You're just a mortal, how could you possibly see us?"

Seeing that the mortals recorded in the Book of Life and Death not only did not fall into a coma because of their spells, but their souls also remained unusually stable.

The Black and White Impermanence realized that the incident was not simple.

They looked at each other in bewilderment, and then dared not neglect Geng Ping'an in the slightest.

He asked very politely, "May I ask who you are, and which great master you studied under?"

After all, once bitten by a snake, one will be afraid of ropes for ten years.

The underworld was already in an uproar because of their dereliction of duty last time, and they suffered countless years of disdain and punishment from their colleagues as a result.

Even now, the Ten Kings of Hell still have a bad temper when they see them.

"I don't have a master, but you guys seem to be in a bit of a predicament."

"Last time, Sun Wukong was tricked by the Buddhist sect because of you, and you were made to take the blame."

"What, you've been tricked by Buddhism again this time, and you're about to take the blame for an even bigger one? You're just unlucky, or do you have some karmic connection with Buddhism from a past life that makes them want to mess with you?"

“My lord, what are you saying? How could we possibly be like that?”

Geng Ping'an's words immediately made the Black and White Impermanence break out in a cold sweat.

I couldn't help but recall that day, the fear of the entire underworld being dominated by a certain monkey.

Hearing from Geng Ping'an's mouth, Sun Wukong and Buddhism sounded like ordinary, unremarkable matters.

The tacit understanding between the Black and White Impermanence, developed over many years, led them to exchange a glance.

He immediately begged Geng Ping'an for forgiveness and complained.

"Immortal, we really didn't know we were blind and didn't recognize a great person, and we grabbed the wrong soul, but that's how it's written in the Book of Life and Death."

"Why are you so many great masters making things difficult for us two little brats? Waaaaah!"

At this point, the Black and White Impermanence cried even louder and more mournfully.

It was a real wail of ghosts and wolves.

The neighbors around the Geng residence instinctively shivered, as if sensing the chill and eeriness of the surroundings.

As the saying goes, if the King of Hell wants you to die at midnight, he won't keep you alive until dawn.

At this moment, even the Black and White Impermanence were caught in a dilemma.

They knew that Geng Ping'an was no ordinary person, and was probably another powerful figure they couldn't afford to offend.

But since the Book of Life and Death has already issued the order.

They couldn't just arrest Geng Ping'an, but they couldn't leave him behind either. If they delayed any longer and didn't bring Geng Ping'an to the underworld, it would be a serious dereliction of duty on their part.

After all, don't be fooled by the fact that Black and White Impermanence are famous in the eyes of mortals. They are old ghosts who have lived for hundreds of years, and their legends still exist thousands of years later.

But in this world filled with immortals and Buddhas.

They were really just lowly minions, even though they were clearly working for the underworld.

Nobody knew that the Ten Kings of Hell were likely descendants of the Witch Clan, and that Meng Po was the true incarnation of Houtu.

The entire law was created by the ancient ancestral witch Houtu out of compassion, who transformed herself into the six realms of reincarnation.

Even though later generations know about the immeasurable calamities of the ancient witch and demon races.

The Black and White Impermanence, who were involved in this, had no right, experience, or strength to know that the ancient witch clan and various ancient gods and evil spirits existed.

"Stop crying! I'll go to the underworld with you. I want to see who's behind this."

Knowing that the Black and White Impermanence were just temporary workers, there was no point in arguing with them.

Geng Ping'an simply let the two of them lead the way.

He was both highly skilled and daring. Since the person behind the scenes had made a move, how could he not accept it and retaliate a hundredfold?

He now possesses supernatural powers, and theoretically, he can easily enter and exit the underworld on his own.

They run rampant inside.

But he really didn't know the way very well.

If you go down there, you might not be able to find the Yama King's Palace for a while, and you might even accidentally wander into places like the Yellow Springs Three Lives Stone.

It would be bad if we accidentally released some ancient vengeful ghosts, or destroyed some innocent spirits.

It would be better to just have the two local strongmen, Black and White Impermanence, efficiently take him to find King Di Ting to settle the score.

"Yes, Immortal, please follow us."

Knowing that neither he nor his ghost were as powerful or as powerful as Geng Ping'an, who appeared to be an ordinary person, they realized that neither they were as powerful nor as powerful as Geng Ping'an.

The situation is beyond one's control.

Neither Black and White Impermanence dared to have any objections and quickly accepted Geng Ping'an's suggestion.

They were about to lead him to the gates of hell and into the palace of the King of Hell.

As for who Geng Ping'an will settle scores with after arriving at the King of Hell's palace, and whether he will cause chaos in the underworld like the Great Sage did.

This is not something they can consider or manage.

Anyway, even if the sky falls, the big shots above will hold it up.

It's better for them to do things poorly than to die.

At worst, they'll just suffer the scorn of their colleagues in the underworld for hundreds of years for bringing trouble to the village.

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He glanced at the gates of hell that had opened before the Black and White Impermanence.

Geng Ping'an, along with his physical body, entered the underworld passage with them.

This is a privilege unique to all great immortals and deities; they can become living people in the underworld without having to travel to the netherworld, a rare occurrence in thousands of years.

But any old ghost who's lived a long time knows that.

Such people are the most dangerous beings in the underworld to provoke. (End of Chapter)