Siheyuan: I Called the Police at the Beginning

But clearly, Guanyin Bodhisattva is not as compassionate as legend portrays her.

Even the entire Buddhist community is actually a sham, all talk and no action.

Guanyin did not give the crowd any further chance to argue or beg for mercy.

He said it in an icy tone.

"You can be forgiven for offending me, but you cannot offend Benefactor Geng. You should go to the eighteenth level of hell to atone for your sins."

He quietly gave Geng Ping'an another good look.

This indirectly praised his respected status in the eyes of the Jade Emperor and others.

Guanyin waved her hand, causing the robbers who had finally come to their senses to kowtow until they bled.

With a sorrowful expression on his face, he turned to ashes in the next instant while pleading loudly for mercy.

It completely vanished into the world, leaving no trace.

His death was both incredibly tragic and utterly insignificant.

"If we're talking about ruthlessness, your Buddhist sect is quite something. I'm only planning to make their souls scatter."

Guanyin decisively killed the robbers.

Geng Pingan suddenly interjected.

Guanyin was at a loss for words, and could only silently utter "Amitabha."

All she did was to please Geng Ping'an.

So that he wouldn't feel that Buddhism was neglecting him.

In the end, Geng Ping'an ended up being sarcastic and critical of him.

Some things are better left unsaid, you know?

"plz follow me."

They stopped dwelling on Geng Ping'an's erratic behavior.

Guanyin did not forget her mission: to bring Geng Ping'an before the assembled immortals.

See Guanyin riding on auspicious clouds, flying into the sky.

Geng Ping'an couldn't help but feel relieved that Guanyin's speed was not as fast as he had imagined.

It transformed into a rainbow of light and disappeared into the Thirty-Three Heavens.

Therefore, his aerial maneuvering technique can keep up.

Although his flying posture is vertical, it is not the same as the flying posture of immortals and Buddhas.

I reckon that only Monkey King's somersault cloud is as unconventional as he is.

Otherwise, he could only use God's power or time control abilities.

It allows you to shrink the distance between two places or accelerate time.

At worst, they could teleport one by one and arrive behind Guanyin in an instant.

In short, we must never let Guanyin underestimate our flying speed.

They flew upwards with Guanyin, seemingly passing through some kind of thin membrane-like isolation layer.

Geng Ping'an suddenly found that the scenery in front of him had changed, and he had arrived in front of a gate standing on the clouds in the sky.

Indeed, the Heavenly Court exists in another dimension of time and space.

Somewhere ahead, it was like a fixed wormhole opened up in the Super God Academy.

As long as they pass through here, they can travel through the wormhole to another space, which is what mortals call the Heavenly Court.

After all, it is said that a day in heaven is a year on earth.

If it weren't for the difference in dimensional space, how could the time ratio between heaven and earth be so different?

The thought of not knowing how long I would be in the sky made me realize that I didn't know.

Why did he disappear for several days without any reason, causing Bai Suzhen to worry and lose her mind or doubt her own identity?

He committed the same act as in the original story, barging into the immortal realm and stealing the immortal herbs from the Antarctic Immortal.

Before leaving with Guanyin, Geng Ping'an used God's power to leave a letter with the servants at home.

To let Bai Suzhen know that she did not disappear into thin air.

It was because a friend suddenly arrived, and he needed to go out for a while, with no return date set.

Of course, if you really spend too long in the air.

Then he would have to use the time machine's ability to travel through time and go back several days to before.

In this way, others can leisurely participate in the Peach Banquet from heaven.

When he returned, the time displayed on the ground was still the time he left.

Of course, Geng Ping'an also guessed that what is called a day in the sky is actually an extremely long day.

A day in the sky is not actually twenty-four hours, but two thousand four hundred or even more hours.

This explains why the gods in heaven did not suffer from exaggerated time ratios.

And thus lose control over the human world.

The all-seeing eye can easily observe the development of the entire human world.

Instead of being in seclusion for a few years, the world has undergone tremendous changes and has completely transformed into the technologically degenerate age of the 21st century.

After all, in the original story, Monkey King kept going to Heaven and even Mount Ling to ask for reinforcements.

A lot of time was wasted inside.

If it were truly an hour in the sky, twenty days would have passed on Earth.

Given Tang Sanzang's mortal body, even if he hadn't been cooked and eaten by impatient demons yet...

They would starve to death during the twenty-odd days they were captured and imprisoned.

'These are the Four Heavenly Kings of Nantianmen, who have always played minor roles in movies.'

After flying with Guanyin for a while, they arrived at the incredibly tall South Heavenly Gate.

At least it looks good; it's quite impressive.

Geng Ping'an examined the Bagua bronze mirror hanging on the South Heavenly Gate, wondering if it might be the legendary demon-revealing mirror.

I wonder if what's hanging in Heaven is the Haotian Mirror.

It is said that it is an innate spiritual treasure, a supreme treasure bestowed upon the Jade Emperor by him when he took office as the Jade Emperor after serving as a page to Hongjun for countless eons.

Thinking about all sorts of things.

"Please, this is a distinguished guest invited by the Queen Mother."

The two stood in front of the South Heavenly Gate.

With a single word from Guanyin, the Four Heavenly Kings, who were preparing to intercept and inspect the stranger Geng Ping'an, immediately allowed him to pass.

I didn't dare ask a single question.

Geng Ping'an shook his head repeatedly upon seeing this.

Sure enough, there are scoundrels and social niceties everywhere, and there are different levels of social hierarchy.

In front of Guanyin, the Four Heavenly Kings were like a minor county magistrate meeting an imperial envoy.

There was absolutely no sense of presence.

Their duty is clearly to guard the gates to prevent gods from secretly descending to the mortal realm or demons from attacking the heavenly court.

But looking at the whole of mythology and unofficial history, these kinds of things have happened quite often.

To put it bluntly, the Four Heavenly Kings are just a few security guards; why risk their lives for such a meager salary?

Even if they are gods, they still have emotions and desires, and they are afraid of death and taking responsibility.

They entered the South Heavenly Gate with Guanyin.

Continue walking inside.

On the way, Geng Ping'an saw some strangely shaped deities.

That barefoot one, and with such a large one at that, was undoubtedly the barefoot immortal that Sun Wukong encountered on the road when he wreaked havoc at the Peach Banquet.

It's unclear whether he genuinely bumped into him by chance or was deliberately trying to sow discord between Sun Wukong and Sun Wukong by telling him he wasn't invited to the banquet.

And that old man with the cane and a head as big as a peach must be the Three Immortals of Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity.

I wonder if they were invited to the banquet, given their rank.

After all, although these three are famous, their strength and status in the story of the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea are not actually that high.

He ignored the group of deities he encountered on the road, whether they were there to watch the spectacle or were among those invited. Guanyin did not introduce him to the other deities, and the other deities had no interest in probing about this sudden stranger.

Geng Ping'an remained silent the whole way, following Guanyin as she led him into the banquet.

When he arrived at the banquet, he encountered even more deities, almost all of whom were truly powerful beings.

Not only are the Five Emperors and Six Sovereigns inside, but at the very front are the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, dressed as emperors.

Before Geng Ping'an could even consider whether he should first inform the host family...

Guanyin had already reported to the Jade Emperor at the forefront.

"The Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and Geng Ping'an have been brought here."

Following Guanyin's report, the Jade Emperor spoke with an air of authority.

"Thank you for your hard work, Great Master."

Then, the Jade Emperor glanced around at Geng Ping'an, as if he had never seen such a strange extraterrestrial demon before.

He spoke casually just now.

"Fellow Daoist Geng, please have a seat. It was by chance that I learned of your existence from the Great Master."

"I don't know what purpose you have come to this world. The Heavenly Court can provide you with some conveniences, but we also hope that you will not cause trouble and disrupt the order of this world."

"Homage to the Supreme Jade Emperor, the most revered and naturally wondrous Jade Emperor of the Golden Palace of the Vast Heaven."

The Jade Emperor gave him face, and Geng Ping'an also gave him face by mentioning a joke from his previous life that wasn't really a joke.

He first praised the Jade Emperor in his full title before speaking.

"I am just a traveler who happened to come to this world and fell in love with a woman. When my travels are over, I will take her away and continue to other worlds."

"Oh I got it."

It's unclear whether the Jade Emperor truly understood or was merely pretending.

However, Geng Ping'an believed that the Jade Emperor knew that the woman he was referring to was Bai Suzhen.

It seems the Jade Emperor has no intention of punishing them.

After speaking, the Jade Emperor was clearly interested in the situation in other worlds.

Curious, yet with an expressionless tone, he asked, "I wonder what the other worlds are like, and whether there are immortals and Buddhas there as well?"

At the level of the Jade Emperor, there is actually nothing that can move him anymore.

Not to mention that each of his reigns spans countless eras, and Buddhism also possesses the supernatural power of dreaming of three thousand worlds, let's just talk about the legendary Great Golden Immortal.

It can shrink its own timeline and transform all its counterparts in the myriad worlds into its unique true self.

Although the Jade Emperor of this world has never personally met the Jade Emperors of other worlds, they actually have a connection with the Jade Emperors of other worlds and can know about the situation in other worlds in the unseen realm.

However, this state of transforming all the heavens into one also has a drawback.

That is, a world where one can only sense the existence of its own counterpart, or in other words, a world where immortals and the Jade Emperor exist.

If it's a magical apocalyptic or technological world.

In short, whether it's the multiverse, parallel worlds, or even the past and future.

Unless the Jade Emperor has the corresponding description, he still cannot create something out of nothing and know about the existence of another world.

Geng Pingan was not quite sure about this.

However, he also knew the Jade Emperor's level of attainment and had some guesses about the other party's situation.

So he took out a high-tech phone made by the Super God Academy and projected it onto the outside world, broadcasting the worlds he had experienced.

Said.

"Jade Emperor, please look. These are the worlds I have experienced. Among them are the world of the end of Dharma, the technological world with a completely different system, and the world of immortal cultivation where people do not cultivate supernatural powers but are competitive and warlike."

"At the same time, I may encounter similar mythological worlds like Leaf in the future. After all, even if the gods and Buddhas have disappeared in these worlds, there are still similar legends about Tathagata and Jade Emperor."

Looking at the diverse worlds projected by Geng Ping'an.

The Jade Emperor and the other deities were stunned.

Even with the Jade Emperor's abilities, he never imagined that so many different civilizations would develop in other worlds.

Upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor's expression changed slightly, but he ultimately suppressed his curiosity and the many things he wanted to say.

He said, "Fellow Daoist Geng, we can talk privately afterward. Let's not delay the immortals from enjoying the peaches now."

Clearly, the Jade Emperor wanted to enjoy it all by himself.

They did not want Geng Ping'an to reveal the things about other worlds in front of everyone.

Unreasonable behavior towards the Jade Emperor.

The other gods, bodhisattvas, and Buddhas present were naturally dissatisfied.

But in this world, the Jade Emperor is ultimately the most powerful and highest-ranking person.

Everyone should give them face.

They could only temporarily shift their curious gaze away from Geng Ping'an.

In their hearts, however, they were thinking that after Geng Ping'an left the Jade Emperor, they would also take the time to visit this extraterrestrial demon.

Let's see what fun things are in other parts of the world.

Or perhaps they can find a breakthrough opportunity in it.

Regardless of the nature or purpose of these gods and Buddhas, Geng Ping'an's appearance undoubtedly broke the long-standing stagnation in the immortal realm.

This also gave rise to some ulterior motives, who wondered if they could use Geng Ping'an's identity to set up a scheme, exploit his strength, sow discord, and muddy the waters of the Heavenly Court.

This caused some trouble for the Jade Emperor or the Heavenly Court and Buddhism.

They might even remove someone from their long-held position and take their place.

For a time, it was still the same Peach Banquet as before.

Many immortals, who were already tired of eating peaches of immortality, had no interest in the peaches and nectar before them.

They even wished the boring banquet would end soon.

They can visit Geng Ping'an.

Geng Ping'an naturally noticed something was wrong with the eerie silence at the banquet.

But he didn't care.

Because before he decided to accept the invitation to go to heaven, he knew that things wouldn't go so smoothly.

After all, people have their own selfish desires and ulterior motives, and even the gods have their own factions and calculations.

Even if the Jade Emperor truly harbored no ill intentions towards him, there were undoubtedly his political enemies, hidden demons, Buddhist sects, and other forces at play.

Treat him as a variable that can break the deadlock, or as an eyesore who shouldn't exist.

Completely ignoring the glances that many deities secretly cast at him.

Geng Ping'an, on the contrary, focused his attention entirely on the peaches and wine that the people at the table didn't seem to care about.

Because of his status, the Queen Mother gave him the highest honors.

Not to mention peaches that ripen once every three thousand years, there are peaches that ripen once every six thousand years, and even the most precious peaches that ripen once every nine thousand years.

There were three of them on his desk.

They really went all out.

It's a fool not to take advantage of a cheap drink. I just don't know if I can get a refill after I finish eating.

The other people at the table maintained their composure and didn't eat or drink much.

Could he pack up the rest and take it with him?

Since those immortals won't eat it, I won't be polite.

He has far too many women in his personal world.

Even 9,000 years of peaches wouldn't be enough to go around.

There is also a significant shortage of samples that need to be studied and cultured.

These are all good things, and he can never have too many.

You must understand that these things were divine possessions that one could not obtain even in eight lifetimes, both in past lives and in the mortal realm.

With just one peach, the First Emperor wouldn't have died unjustly.

And wow, this is real dragon liver and phoenix gall!

Previously, in his memory, this word was just an adjective, but in Heaven...

This term is quite meaningful. (End of Chapter)