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Chapter 219 Iron Man's Butt-Pounding Tutorial: About Loki's Butt Getting Blossomed
At night, the New York City lights outside the floor-to-ceiling windows are dazzling.

Roger lay on the leather sofa when his cell phone on the table vibrated.

I looked at the screen and saw Tony Stark calling.

"Hey, what brings the great inventor to call me?"

Roger answered the phone, his tone slightly teasing.

"I heard that S.H.I.E.L.D. has become Hydra's stronghold, and even the Tesseract was stolen?"

Tony's voice came through the receiver, sounding somewhat nonchalant.

"The bald guy shamelessly borrowed Jarvis, saying he wanted to use it to investigate the mole."

"But more curious about the aliens who stole the Tesseract than about S.H.I.E.L.D.'s mess."

Roger asked, "So, you want to get involved?"

"Stop working as a babysitter for S.H.I.E.L.D., come to my Vought International, and I guarantee I'll turn you into a top global superhero."

"Come on, I'm a top-tier superhero right now."

Tony scoffed: "Besides, didn't you just pick up a washed-up veteran from the Arctic to use as a cash cow?"

"I don't want to compete for headlines with such an old relic; it's too beneath me."

Roger laughed upon hearing this, "That's not an old relic, that's the future President of the United States."

Tony was somewhat surprised: "Are you serious? You really going to fund his presidential campaign?"

"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore."

"Do you know where that guy named Loki is hiding now?"

Roger laughed and said, "Give me a minute to read the information about Earth."

Before he finished speaking, his eyes suddenly turned pure white.

Tony complained on the other end of the phone, "Playing tricks."

Before he could finish speaking, Roger gave the address: "28 Kuningstrasse, Stuttgart, Germany".

"There's a charity fundraiser tonight, and Loki will be there."

"You can still make it if you put on your Iron Man suit and set off now."

"Thanks, I'll hang up now. I need to go and meet this alien."

Tony was about to hang up the phone.

"and many more."

Roger spoke up, "Wait, I showed you Loki's location. Aren't you going to repay the favor?"

"Oh, I shouldn't have asked."

Tony rolled his eyes at the phone: "So, what are you up to this time?"

"A research institute that produces flowering plant armor?"

"Is it that unlucky guy under your command who failed again while working on nuclear fusion and needs my help?"

Roger laughed upon hearing this, "Nuclear fusion?"

"That's all ancient history from the last century."

"I've even mastered stellar drive technology now, and I could build a sun and hang it in the sky in no time."

Tony scoffed without holding back: "You're just bragging."

"According to you, I should declare that I have conquered the Milky Way."

Roger replied, "Believe it or not, it's up to you."

"I heard you represented S.H.I.E.L.D. and got Bruce Banner out of the military?"

There was a two-second silence on the other end of the phone, followed by Tony's flippant voice.

"What, you're interested in that ticking time bomb that could turn green at any moment?"

Roger put it bluntly: "Introduce him to Vought International to become a superhero."

Tony laughed and said, "I can give it a try, but I can't guarantee it will work."

Roger smiled confidently: "He will come."

"You just need to tell him that I can help him control his transformation."

Tony agreed, "Okay, I'll pass on the message tomorrow."

He then hung up the phone.

...3 a.m.

A blinding blue light ripped through the night sky, and Tony's Iron Man suit plummeted from the heavens amidst the roar of its engines.

"Be honest and don't move!"

Tony grabbed Loki by the collar and shoved him to the ground like a chick.

Loki's pale face was filled with resentment, and he kept cursing.

At the same time, thunder roared.

Thor, wielding Mjolnir, descended from the sky atop lightning.

"Let go of my brother!"

"Only I can discipline my younger brother."

Thor roared as he landed, throwing Mjolnir, which slammed heavily between the two men.

At that moment, Roger appeared in front of the three of them, holding a glass of milk that he hadn't finished drinking.

"Please give me a break!"

"You vandalized my house in the middle of the night, who's going to pay for the repairs?"

He squinted at the three uninvited guests, his tone full of impatience.

Tony lifted his mask, raised an eyebrow, and said, "I was just looking for you."

He pointed to Loki, who was still crawling on the ground: "We finally caught this kid, but the Tesseract is missing, and then this noble Asgardian prince suddenly appears."

"They insisted on taking the war criminal's brother back with them."

Hearing Tony's sarcastic remarks, Thor trembled with anger and gripped Mjolnir, ready to charge forward.

Just then, Roger yawned and casually flicked his wrist, causing the yellow gem on Loki's scepter to detach and fall into his palm.

Loki's eyes widened as he struggled to get up, but was held in place by a gravity that appeared out of nowhere, and could only watch helplessly as the Mind Stone was taken away.

"What is this?"

Tony leaned closer, and the armor's scanning beam moved back and forth across the surface of the gem.

Roger toyed with the Mind Stone and said casually:

"This is the Mind Stone, one of the six Infinity Stones."

"The Tesseract you are familiar with is the container for the Space Stone."

Tony's eyes widened: "Something on the same level as the Tesseract?"

He kicked Loki's knee hard: "With this treasure, why are you still eyeing the Tesseract?"

Loki turned his head away, a cold smile playing on his lips, and let out a disdainful snort, showing no interest in speaking to mortals.

Thor was furious when he saw his brother being bullied. He stepped forward and shouted, "Mortal, get your filthy hands off my brother!"

Roger began, "He wants to use the Rubik's Cube to open a portal and unleash the Chitauri army to invade Earth."

Upon hearing this, Loki abruptly looked up, his pupils contracting sharply.

I never expected that this Earthling would know his plans.

Loki curled his lip in a mocking smile: "Ignorant Earthlings, you think you can stop me..."

Before he could finish speaking, the invisible gravity became even more terrifying, slamming him into the ground. He groaned in pain, his words caught in his throat.

"What did you do to him?!"

Thor roared and brandished Mjolnir, charging forward.

As a result, he found himself pinned to the ground, unable to move at all, as if an invisible giant hand was holding him down.

"Tony, his breath stinks. Help me clean it up."

Upon hearing this, Tony's face instantly broke into a wicked grin. He picked up the scepter that had lost the Mind Stone and weighed it in his hand for a moment.

"I've wanted to do this for a long time."

With that, he swung his scepter and slammed it heavily onto Loki's buttocks.

"Stop! Don't touch my brother!"

Thor was so anxious that his face turned red, and he struggled desperately, but he was pressed down by an invisible gravity and could not move an inch.

"Oh? Feeling sorry for him?"

Upon hearing Thor's roar, Tony not only didn't stop, but became even more energized, deliberately increasing the force of his blows, each strike accompanied by a sharp whistling sound.

(End of this chapter)