Crossing the stars, I live-streamed my cultivation in kindergarten
Chapter 496 Sunshine Kindergarten's Final Exam 2: Interstellar Common Language Physical Educati
Chapter 496 Sunshine Kindergarten's Final Exam 2: Interstellar Common Language + Physical Education Exam
The first test, a paper-based exam on the common language of interstellar communication, ended amidst the wailing and screaming of many viewers in the live stream.
Unlike the instant scores provided by netizens, the test papers of these young children need to be carefully graded by the teachers, who will assign scores accordingly (mainly for short answer questions) before the corresponding scores are entered into their student handbooks.
The second exam was a combined test of the two subjects: Interstellar Common Language and Physical Education.
I've seen kindergarteners take the joint exam for second graders before, but what's with the joint exam for Interstellar Common Language and PE class? Running and memorizing at the same time?
[One of the top ten most cruel tortures should be conducting physical fitness tests while memorizing texts!]
Class 2.
The homeroom teacher is Chu Yuhao.
"Students, the content of our test today is to run at a constant speed on a track with five times the gravity, and at the same time, you can recite the 'Sunshine Interstellar Common Language' to deal with various emergencies encountered on the track."
"You get 20 points for each lap you complete. You need to run three laps to pass. So students, you must run as many laps as possible."
"However, students, please note that this is limited to memorizing the General Language textbook. Any content from other subjects is absolutely not allowed. If discovered, the student's exam score for that subject will be immediately canceled."
"Keep up the good work, students! Principal Xixi is watching us in the live stream!"
The previous written exam tested the students' understanding of the "Sunshine Interstellar Common Language," which is the basic cultivation method and some common knowledge about cultivation.
This exam tests the students' physical training and their proficiency in applying cultivation techniques in practice.
[It's really about memorizing texts while running? And it's even more difficult, requiring running under gravity?]
The number of laps was also specified.
Actually, it's not just that. The first lap is due to gravity suppression, which is also the easiest to pass. As long as you recite the text while circulating your spiritual energy through your meridians five times, you can basically complete the run smoothly.
The second round is conducted under the combined effects of gravity and mental pressure from the first round, testing whether students can maintain their human form under these conditions. This is one of the essential subjects that must be tested in the interstellar kindergarten, although the assessment at Sunshine Kindergarten is slightly more rigorous.
The third lap is a qualification improvement assessment. Each student feels differently in this lap because their opponent is themselves, the same person they were before the start of the school year. As long as their strength and qualifications double, they can complete the third lap.
The fourth lap serves the same purpose as the third lap, except that you must have improved your strength by three times compared to before you enrolled.
The fifth lap requires an increase of more than five times to complete.
On the track, students can only pass the exam by reciting cultivation incantations, circulating spiritual energy throughout their meridians, and strengthening their physical bodies.
The more times spiritual energy can circulate throughout the body, the greater the pressure it can withstand, and naturally, the better the cultivation results will be; the strength of the physical body is also one of the factors that determine whether they can complete the process and how many times the spiritual energy can circulate.
This is also what Jiang Yuxi has always emphasized: while studying academic subjects, it is absolutely essential to also pay attention to students' physical education grades, regardless of whether they are male or female cubs.
For the beastmen, their robust physique is their absolute advantage for survival over the past ten thousand years, and they cannot afford to lose it.
According to Jiang Yuxi and the class teachers, all students are expected to achieve a passing score of 60.
The vast majority of students can get a score of 80 or above.
A perfect score of 100 is extremely rare, but it's not impossible. Just as Chu Yuhao said, Jiang Yuxi was watching a live stream at that moment.
Just as she and the teachers had predicted, not a single student in the ten classes was unable to run three laps.
However, a passing grade of only three laps, without even a single red flower, is absolutely unacceptable in Sunshine Kindergarten, where test-taking prodigies are everywhere!
In Yangguangzai's mind, a test score without a little red flower is something that makes him lose face, and if word gets out, he'll be "ostracized" by his friends.
Therefore, in their minds, 80 points is the "real passing" score, a score that they can say out loud.
Don't think that the cubs are too young to understand anything; they know far too much.
"Classmates, let's go! Don't give up! Honor is something you have to earn yourself!" The class monitor of Class 2, panting heavily from running, still clenched her little fist and raised it high to encourage the whole class, "As long as we finish this lap, we'll all get a little red flower! Just imagine, if we're the first class where everyone gets a little red flower..."
The first class in this exam to award the entire class with little red flowers...
This scene is an extremely honorable one for the kids. Just thinking about it makes them excited, and they feel like all their energy has instantly returned—a true "full-blooded resurrection."
"Go for it! All the little redheads in the class!"
"We're all on our squad leader's orders! Everyone has to finish this lap!"
"First place, let's go, class da da da!"
"Charge! Charge!"
This once again demonstrates the true value of Hei Mo and his two friends' statement to Chu Yi that he "didn't graduate from kindergarten."
Wow, the class monitor in this class is very encouraging!
[A polite question today: Are all the students at Sunshine Kindergarten this curly-haired? Do you have to be this curly to be a student at Sunshine Kindergarten?]
Two questions, bro!
[Let me explain. In other schools, teachers push students to improve. But at Sunshine Kindergarten, the kids push themselves, and not content with that, they push the teachers too! Just look at Teacher Pierre; he originally just wanted an internship certificate at the kindergarten, but the kids turned him into an outstanding graduate representative!]
[Haha. I know that. When I heard the kids trying to persuade Teacher Pierre, I almost spat out my nutrient solution. What the hell is this, "Teacher, do you still want to keep your job at the kindergarten? If you get fired, will you still get contribution points at other schools? Did you buy the permanent housing the school provides for teachers? Did you buy the flying artifact that appeared on the contribution point exchange form?"]
[Then, Mr. Pierre, this quintessential rich kid, was completely convinced, and the very next day he went from being a lazy bum to a prolific writer. He then received an "excellent" internship evaluation from Principal Xixi Kindergarten. This was incredible! His school immediately granted him a special "Outstanding Graduate Representative" designation! A special designation! No review whatsoever; they just added a spot for him!]
[And then I learned that from then on, Professor Pierre's enthusiasm for his work became unstoppable. He thus became the number one teacher among all the professors.]
[Goodness, these are some really insightful questions from you guys. It's like asking me: Is my job stable? Do I want a raise? Have I bought a house? Have I paid off the loan on my hovercar?]
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