Crossing the stars, I live-streamed my cultivation in kindergarten

Chapter 495 Sunshine Kindergarten's Final Exam 1: Interstellar Common Language Assessment
On the Imperial Star, the middle-class students who were on a study tour had already passed their first final exam with excellent results in the joint examination with Tengfei Higher Academy.

Meanwhile, on Planet Esther, the youngest students at Sunshine Kindergarten began their actual final exams today.

Before the exam, as requested by Jiang Yuxi, Teacher Sang Luo, the person in charge of this final exam, announced the requirements for the exam.

"First, when taking a single-subject exam, you must complete the exam according to the requirements of that subject and are not allowed to answer questions from different subjects!"

The viewers watching the live stream couldn't help but laugh.

Sure enough, behind every outrageous rule lies a little story.

The kindergarten kids have completely blocked the road.

The class leaders from the Black Ink group have already shown us through their actions that taking exams in multiple subjects is truly effective!

"Secondly, you are strictly prohibited from inquiring about the exam content in any way! Absolutely not!"

[A victim of the Tengfei exam fraud incident passing by...]

I completely agree with this! How could you possibly find out the exam questions in advance?

[The worst part is that they even timed it perfectly! That's outrageous!]

Is having a battle plan really not excessive?

[Every exam adds another rule. I'm really afraid that one day, the notice board outside Sunshine Kindergarten won't have any more of these strange exam rules inscribed on it!]

"Third, all teachers involved in setting the questions, please be careful during this period and don't let the students trick you into revealing information! Otherwise, you will be treated as deliberately leaking exam questions and your contribution points will be deducted! So, if you don't want your contribution points to be deducted, please be careful."

Teachers: We're doomed! This is aimed at us!

Teachers: Why are we being required to take exams for students? This is outrageous!

Haha...the teachers are really having a tough time.

[I know how to do this. Serious offenses will result in a deduction of 50 contribution points, while minor offenses will incur a deduction of 30.]

"Did everyone understand? If you did, now go back to the classroom and prepare for today's first test—Interstellar Common Language!"

The test takers and the proctors returned to their respective classrooms.

Two teams of invigilators, led by teachers Sangluo and Lin, patrolled outside each classroom, striving to be strict.

Class 1.

Durant is the homeroom teacher.

He had the students sit down according to the order they drew for their exam seats.

"Students, the Interstellar Common Language exam is divided into two parts. The first part will be a written exam. The exam will last ninety minutes and will consist of one hundred questions: thirty single-choice questions, twenty multiple-choice questions, thirty true/false questions, ten fill-in-the-blank questions, and the last ten short answer questions. There will be a bell to remind you when there are ten minutes left in the exam... Now we will begin distributing the exam papers."

Durant explained the exam rules.

What's going on? Why is this exam at Sunshine Kindergarten so routine?

[I'm actually a little unaccustomed to this? This exam is just too normal!]

[Unexpectedly, they actually played by the rules?]

Finally, we got a normal exam!

However, netizens were too quick to relax.

After the exam papers were opened and distributed, they realized they had been naive.

[Holy crap, what kind of question is this?] [Damn it, it's just a kindergarten exam, and I, a top student from a prestigious university, can't answer it!]

Question 1: The saying "The Tao gives birth to One, One gives birth to Two, Two gives birth to Three, Three gives birth to all things" is considered the foundation of cultivation. Which core origin, "Tao," corresponds to here that needs to be comprehended? ( )
A: Energy Stone, Top-Grade Energy Stone;

B: The fundamental laws of the universe;
C: Methods for cultivating mental strength;

D: Qualifications and potential.

Question 2: "Embrace simplicity and purity, and have few selfish desires" is one of the requirements for learning. If this is violated, what is the most likely consequence?

A: Mental disorder, splitting headache, and occasional auditory and visual hallucinations (breeding inner demons).

B: The speed of learning is advancing by leaps and bounds;
C: It's easier to get praise from teachers;
D: Your exam results will be amazing.

Question 3: Why should we pursue requirements such as "attaining utmost emptiness and maintaining steadfast stillness" when studying? ( )

A: Quickly absorb energy from the universe to strengthen yourself;

B: Concentrate your mind and clear your mind of distractions to comprehend the "Tao";
C: Able to avoid harassment from the student sitting next to them;

D: In order to make more delicious food.

……

[I know the first question! It's C! It's definitely C! Isn't the General Manual for Mental Power Cultivation going to be released in a couple of days? This is absolutely C!]

[Question 2... Is this sentence in the Interstellar Common Language textbook? But I think it might be B? After all, what is the purpose of learning? Isn't it to achieve something? A is nonsense, and C and D are too utilitarian and would definitely mislead test takers.]

[Wow, the third question is way too easy, definitely a B! Isn't this sentence from the second lesson of the "Sunshine Interstellar Common Language" textbook—the Heart Sutra?]

[I have a feeling it's to avoid being harassed by my deskmate?]

I just handed in my paper. I'm devastated! Only nine points! This damn grading system, can't they at least give me a double-digit score?!

I handed in my paper, and my score was in the double digits, but I still failed. All the short answer questions were blank. The system's comment: Retake!

Many viewers, watching the kindergarten children answer questions, felt a strong urge to try it themselves, so they placed an order through the only link in the live stream, paying 10 star coins to take the test as well.

Unfortunately, most of the "online test takers" did not achieve satisfactory results.

When netizens don't do well on exams, they naturally want to know where they went wrong. That's when they need to refer to the answer key.

The teacher who came up with this "money-making" method had already anticipated all of this: the test paper costs 10 star coins, and the answer key costs 20 star coins.

Did you guys do the thirteenth multiple-choice question? It was insane! I felt like no matter which option I chose, it didn't feel right!

(Multiple Choice Question) Question 13: A student in a small class at our school has been stuck at the peak of level one for over a month. Every time he recites the first lesson of "Sunshine Interstellar Common Language," his mental energy and meridians ache slightly, but when reciting the second lesson, he feels refreshed and invigorated. Therefore, what should this student do?
A: I endured the headache and continued to study day and night;

B: Put down your textbooks, return to nature, and enjoy the mountains, rivers, and scenery.

C: Go to the amusement park and have a great time;
D: Go to the cafeteria and ask Mr. Severus to make his favorite dessert.

[I bought the answer key, bro. The answer key for this question is BCD!]

Good grief, other schools encourage students to study like crazy, as long as they don't die. Sunshine Kindergarten, on the other hand, directly encourages students to put down their textbooks, play, and eat delicious food! They can even ask Teacher Severus to specify the desserts they want? Hmm… Sunshine Kindergarten might be missing me.

[Haha, I got all the fill-in-the-blank questions right! It's true, memorizing more is the right choice! The exam definitely didn't let my efforts go to waste! 60 points, I passed! Hahaha...]

In short, the first seemingly normal final exam at Sunshine Kindergarten actually left every viewer scratching their heads, and those who refused to believe it almost all contributed 30 star coins.

And Sunshine Kindergarten, the organizer of the exam, is truly... rolling in money.