Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 7 The Unexpected Road

There is also bad news.

Although the lingering spirit of Elder Fa Ming did not come with us, he had already transferred his monkhood certificate from Jinshan Temple to Hongfu Temple.

Xuanci had just seen the gate of Chang'an when Fahai, a former junior fellow apprentice of Fa Ming, came to him.

This was a serious bald man who came and went without a trace. His cultivation seemed to be more powerful than Fa Ming's. His "Daluo Fa Zhuo" made Xuan Ci dizzy and almost go into shock.

He gave Xuanci one year to take care of his parents and fulfill his filial duties, after which he had to report to Hongfu Temple. Otherwise, if he was caught, he would be put in solitary confinement for three years.

"Fahai... Alpaca... In one year... I will kill you..."

Xuan Ci cursed while squatting, carrying an 800-pound stone lion on his shoulder.

A strong person never complains about the environment. Even if the conditions are a little worse, he still trains every day and sprints with all his strength.

"Three hundred and ninety-eight...three hundred and ninety-nine, and the last one, four hundred!" Xiao Ke looked like a nymphomaniac, acting as a fitness sparring partner.

For Xuanci, the conditions in the Duke's Mansion were completely below her expectations, but for this little girl who had been an orphan since childhood, it was a life like a god.

She swore that she would follow Gege and only Gege from now on.

Knowing that Gege's surname was Chen, she still took the initiative to let her take her husband's surname and called herself Chen Xiaoke.

"boom!"

Xuanci threw the stone lion, causing several more cracks on the floor tiles in the main hall.

"Gege, we've finished practicing our plan for this morning. I'll give you something to eat later. The big wolfhound we caught the day before yesterday has been stewed, and the bones are buried in the back garden. They shouldn't be discovered by the Fourth Young Master and his men."

Chen Xiaoke wiped his sweat with a handkerchief, hesitated for a moment, and said in a soft voice:
"Gege, that kitten from the day before yesterday was so cute, can you please not eat it?"

"Okay, there's only a few pounds of meat anyway, not enough to fill my teeth."

Xuan Ci sat down on the ground, relaxed his leg muscles, frowned and thought:
"No, with my current physical condition, even if I don't eat monsters and immortal cultivators with the most balanced nutritional value, I must at least eat some precious ingredients with high nitrogen pump content, otherwise my muscles will stop growing soon.

"Damn it, since that stingy Yin Kaishan gave me too little pocket money, I have no choice but to get money myself."

As an outlaw who had committed "intentional homicide", "arms trafficking", "extortion", "property infringement", "organizing a gang" and other crimes and was almost shot, the first thing he thought of was his old business that made the fastest money.

But soon, he felt something was wrong.

After all, this world has no Internet financial system and no convenient means of money laundering. Money can only be carried in sacks. Whether it is kidnapping or robbery, if an expert catches up with you when you are trying to get the money, you are finished.

After thinking about it for a long time, he still had no clue, so he called out in his mind:
"Beaker~"

"I'm here, what's wrong?"

A beautiful and charming female voice responded immediately.

It sounds like her voice and intonation are exactly the same as a real person, but there is a sense of stiffness in her emotions.

This is the artificial intelligence implanted in the divine consciousness super quantum computer, tailored for demon warriors above level A and can be used to assist in combat.

Her image and voice model were copyrighted free of charge by four top female stars of different skin colors, showing almost all her body features in 360° without any blind spots.

Xuan Ci chose the version of the yellow-skinned actress. She originally had a real name, but he insisted that she call herself Beaker, and the AI ​​had no choice but to accept it unconditionally.

AI is the AI ​​of the past.

But before he made the long-distance jump, the technicians took into account:

A greatly weakened divine consciousness will not be able to drive excessive computing power;
The overlap between the new world and the mother planet's environment may cause serious confusion in the early stages of rebirth;
These two risks.

We can only give the AI ​​a "conservative patch", allowing it to downgrade itself first and retrain based on the new world.

After all, artificial intelligence is the front-end interface of the "civilization database." Without her, Xuan Ci, who can't even figure out high school math, wouldn't have any data to build, let alone an interstellar spacecraft. He probably wouldn't even be able to build a plane.

"I want to make money. What do you think is the fastest way to make money with the lowest risk in this situation?" Xuan Ci asked in his mind.

Beaker said delicately:

"This planet's technological level is relatively low. If you want to get rich quickly with minimal risk, you can consider the following avenues:

“First, understand the local market, research which products or services are most popular, and identify gaps in the market or areas of unmet demand.

“Second, we should use high technology to solve problems more efficiently or provide innovative solutions.

“Three, choose an industry~”

"Stop!" Xuan Ci interrupted impatiently, "Stop talking nonsense. Analyze it yourself and tell me what to do."

Large beaker:
"Okay, let's take opening a pharmacy as an example and list the specific steps: 1. Market research to understand common local diseases and health conditions~"

"Turn your fucking head!" Xuan Ci cursed angrily, "You're just an artificial idiot! You're a hundred million times worse than before. Train faster, full speed ahead, and increase your intelligence, okay?"

"Row."

Beaker agreed without hesitation, and then reminded:
“The quality of my training depends on the amount of information I gather.

"Without an external brain-computer interface, you can only rely on your six senses: the eye consciousness, ear consciousness, nose consciousness, tongue consciousness, body consciousness, and mind consciousness mentioned in the Three Realms Buddhist scriptures.

"My training speed depends on the remaining computing power of the super quantum computer after ensuring the perfect operation of the 'Infinite Evolution Derivative Algorithm'.

“And with your current spiritual power, you can only drive 0.000003% of the computing power of the super quantum computer.

"So, if you want to improve the quality and speed of my training, you can improve yours~"

"Alright~" Xuan Ci said depressedly: "Get lost, Jingyin."

After ending the ineffective communication, he missed the extremely wise beaker.

Looking back on the past, she was considerate and intelligent. She could outmaneuver hundreds of millions of think tanks, give advice on tactics like Wang Yuyan, and flirt. If you closed your eyes, you could even watch her do a pendulum dance...

If I want her to return to her old self, I have to improve her strength. To improve her strength, I have to replenish my nitrogen pump. I can't beat monsters now, so if I want to replenish my high-quality nitrogen pump, I have to make money...

"Gege, what's wrong with you? Are your legs sore?"

Chen Xiaoke saw that he was frowning and shaking his legs, and asked with concern:
"How about I help you hammer it? I learned it at Jixianglou."

As he said that, he started hitting with his little hammer.

Xuanci felt that this little girl was too well-behaved, and it was not in vain that he saved her. At the same time, he sighed:
"Damn, it turns out being handsome really allows you to do whatever you want. If I were still like that, how could I get pretty girls without using coercion or bribery... Hey, wait~"

He suddenly thought of a path he had never imagined:
“I’m so handsome now, I can definitely sell myself!
"With my amazing looks and body, if I go to a bathhouse for a massage, all the women in Chang'an will come and give me money.

"No, there's no need for that. I've already surpassed that level. I can just live off him. Women love the feeling of being conquered.

"If I knew a few more rich women, I could eat all kinds of delicacies.

“This trick really works!

"Out of ten, as long as the person's looks are above six and they're under forty, they're fine. No, if they're rich, they can be under forty-five too..."

He thought without any bottom line, and couldn't help laughing, and suddenly burst into laughter.

Chen Xiaoke stared at him blankly, then started to giggle as well, "Hehehe...what are you laughing at, Gege?"

Xuan Ci looked at her, then thought of something and asked, "By the way, do you have any female customers drinking in your Jixiang Building?"

(End of this chapter)