Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 6: A son-in-law who comes to the house to be abandoned?

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When Xuanci rushed to Jiangzhou, the pirate Liu Hong was not at home, and Yin Wenjiao happened to like worshiping Buddha and feeding monks, so he was able to recognize her very smoothly.

At this time, Yin Wenjiao was less than forty years old, but she looked haggard and was plagued by illness.

Xuan Ci only recognizes his own mother and has no feelings for Yin Wenjiao at all.

However, seeing her current state, and comparing it to the image of the beautiful woman he saw when she was born while breastfeeding, Xuan Ci still felt a little sorry in his heart, because it was most likely that she was harmed by him.

He started sprinting with all his might after regaining consciousness in his mother's womb—

If you can't do 200 sit-ups, do 300 back rowings. If you can't do 300 rowings, do 400 chest flyes.

——Not only did he torture Yin Wenjiao to death, but he also desperately absorbed nutrients from her, which probably damaged her vitality too much.

When this poor woman treated him as her son and hugged him and cried bitterly, he was inexplicably touched and called her mother and told her that the death of that bastard Liu Hong was approaching.

However, a provincial governor was no ordinary person. He was a third-rank official, which was basically the highest official position in the Tang Dynasty's three-province and six-bureau system - because the first and second ranks were honorary titles - and he had military power to a certain extent.

Xuan Ci also wanted to save time and kill people, and take Yin Wenjiao directly to Chang'an to enjoy wealth and glory. However, confronting Liu Hong head-on was like hitting a rock with an egg.

He followed Fa Ming's instructions, got the handwritten letter and token, and rushed all the way with Xiao Ke in his arms, riding thirteen fast horses, to the Duke of Chang'an's Mansion.

When Yin Kaishan, the Duke of Yun, heard that his daughter had been imprisoned by thieves and that all the letters sent home over the past decade had been written under duress, he was furious and immediately rushed to the palace cabinet to report to the King of Tang.

When Li Shimin heard that the number one scholar he had chosen was killed on his way to office, and that this thief had impersonated him and served as a third-rank official for more than ten years, he was furious and ordered Yin Kaishan to dispatch 60,000 troops overnight to Jiangzhou to capture the thief.

Liu Hong was completely finished. Along with his married wife and children, as well as everyone in the government office, they were all killed by the furious Prime Minister Yin.

Looking at Liu Hong who was pushed to the riverside and had his heart and liver dug out alive, Xuan Ci always felt that something was wrong.

Although he is not very smart, he still has some IQ. In an ordinary high school class, he is at least not at the bottom. At least he is at the normal level.

He has been trapped in Jinshan Temple for more than ten years and has broken his vows so many times, but Fa Ming is determined to make him a monk. If he still can't see that something is wrong, then he is really an idiot.

After careful observation, he felt as if there was an invisible hand covering him, fiddling with him all the time, trying to lead him to a certain future.

However, he had no idea what the future would be like, nor could he figure out what was so special about himself.

No one knew that he was an alien.

When he was drifting on the river, at least three unknown forces launched a shocking bloody battle in front of him. Some people from the two winning sides even conspired loudly in front of him and said some incomprehensible words, obviously unaware that he had the ability to think at that time.

Now it seems that his most special identity is that of the prime minister's grandson, but what does this have to do with being a monk? The old bald donkey Fa Ming has no intention of going to Chang'an to enjoy wealth and glory.

Soon, accompanied by a burst of exclamations, something even more bizarre happened.

Wow, the top scholar who had been dead for more than ten years actually came back to life... No, it should be said that he was resurrected, and claimed that he was saved by the Dragon King in the water.

Xuan Ci was stunned.

In his previous life, he could jump into the atmosphere from a standing position, and he had also seen the black technology of freezing the body and preserving consciousness. At this moment, he did not find it so incredible.

The main thing is watching a person emerge from the rolling river, be carried to the shore by a school of fish, and then open his eyes and wake up. The painting style is really gloomy.

Something’s wrong…something’s wrong!

Xuan Ci looked at the people around him with awe on their faces, all bowing to the river, and couldn't help but ask Chen Guangrui loudly:

"The Dragon King rescued you, so why didn't he just send you ashore and let you run back to Chang'an to file a complaint?

"What else is going to happen next?

"Fuck, it can't be in the same group with Liu Zei, right?" Huh?!
Everyone was stunned, and when they thought about it, it seemed to make sense.

"Son, don't talk nonsense!" Yin Wenjiao hurriedly walked to his side with the help of the maid and covered his mouth.

Chen Guangrui raised his head and sighed, tears welling in his eyes, and explained:

"At that time, I also wanted to return, but the Dragon King said that destiny cannot be defied. He calculated with his fingers and predicted that my son would survive the disaster and would eventually have his revenge. So he told me to wait patiently for the right fate."

So that's how it is. Everyone around suddenly understood, their faces filled with awe again, and they didn't even suspect anything.

Only Xuan Ci cursed in his heart:
"Your mother's head is yours. This is all a trick to scare you lowly beasts.

“The general once said that people always overestimate the powerful people they can’t reach, just like they over-glorify the beautiful women they can’t reach. Once you reach them, you’ll find that their shit actually stinks too.

“The Dragon King, the Jade Emperor, and the Tathagata Buddha are nothing more than powerful practitioners of metaphysics.

"If they can even calculate the future, how could they not know I'm an alien? Why would they go to all this trouble to trick me?"

But contempt is contempt, and respect is respect.

Xuan Ci had heard rumors over the years and probably knew that the Dragon King was a formal immortal official in the Heavenly Court. Now he found that even people of this level were involved in "controlling" his actions, and he couldn't help but be secretly shocked.

"Oh my god, what the hell is going on?
"I'm not born into a good family. Apart from being handsome, everything else is troublesome. Damn, I can't get an erection... Could this also be related to the mastermind behind this?

"Okay, okay, this is how we play it, huh?

"Just wait, sooner or later I'll kill you all one by one!"

Xuanci secretly memorized the location of the river, and his fighting spirit grew stronger. He just wanted to fly to Chang'an immediately and live in his wealthy and powerful grandfather's house, then spend a huge amount of money to build a super gym, purchase delicacies from mountains and seas, and natural treasures according to the current optimal nutritional pyramid, and train for 16 hours a day.

He wants to make up for the time he wasted in Jinshan Temple!

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After mid-February.

Xuanci returned to Chang'an with his adoptive parents.

The good news is that he successfully moved into the Duke of Xun's Mansion.

The bad news is that there is no huge money and no delicacies.

It was because Yin Wenjiao most likely managed to come back on her last breath, and she died after sleeping only one night at home.

Yin Kaishan was indeed good to his daughter and admired the talent of the top scholar of that year.

But now it’s different. He regrets marrying his daughter to Chen Guangrui, a coward who can’t even protect his wife.

Perhaps because he was afraid of evoking negative emotions, he chose to forget Chen Guangrui and Xuan Ci ever since he saw his daughter for the last time. Although he did not order them to be driven away, he never came to the side courtyard where they lived again.

Although Chen Guangrui was the top scholar before, King Tang was not able to keep the news secret, so how could he possibly regain his status as the top scholar?

I don't know whether it was out of consideration for Yin Kaishan or the Dragon King's face, but he only sent people to look for vacancies and arranged an official position as the Shaofu Supervisor of the Metallurgical Order.

There is a world of difference between an eighth-rank position and the third-rank governor of Jiangzhou and the first-rank duke.

Therefore, Chen Guangrui is now living in the Duke's Mansion. He is definitely a useless son-in-law... and a "widowed son-in-law" whose wife has died.

And Xuanci, as the son of a useless son-in-law, still wants to spend huge amounts of money to eat delicacies from land and sea every day?
Want to eat fart.

(End of this chapter)