Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 292 Trading
In war between two countries, no civilians are harmed.

The battle between immortals and demons will not bring disaster to the mortal realm.

This is a matter of morality, and the glorious and righteous Heavenly Court must abide by it.

Whether demons comply or not depends on their needs.

Although the Chechi Kingdom is currently suffering immense devastation, with half of its towns occupied by the Anti-Demon Alliance, the mortals within the cities continue to live as usual and have not been massacred like those in the Lion Camel Kingdom.

The Golden Gourd Army, which was wreaking havoc here, had reached a treaty with the Heavenly Court to protect the mortal realm in order to obtain supplies from the outside world.

It was through the mortal realm that Tang Xuanci was able to secretly supply the anti-demon group with weapons and scarce resources from the Desert Holy Capital, in exchange for gold, silver, and rare natural treasures from the occupied territories, making a fortune in the process.

It was a dark and windy night.

The three disciples, Diao Zhatian, Hou Qitian, and Zhu Ritian, who had changed their appearances, arrived at the Sanqing Temple, which was twelve miles away from the capital of Chechi Kingdom, with the help of a group of demons.

Inside the temple, incense smoke curled and lights shone brightly. Several high-powered generators were supplying electricity simultaneously, giving Diao Zhatian a feeling reminiscent of temples and Taoist monasteries in tourist attractions on his home planet.

The three leading Taoist priests had already ordered a banquet to be prepared to warmly entertain the high-quality arms supplier.

If we consider their roles on the home planet, their current duties should be handled by the Equipment Development Department and the Logistics Support Department.

But as a motley crew, they didn't have such a clear division of labor at all. They were fighting, making money, and expanding their own equipment and strength all at the same time!

The demons and evil spirits under their command only called them:
Tiger Power Immortal, Deer Power Immortal, Sheep Power Immortal.

Soon, the three immortals invited the master and his disciples to the inner hall and announced the start of the feast to their subordinates.

But we see:

Singing karaoke at the Sanqing Temple, cooking dragon fish in the alchemy furnace, the immortal waved his hand, summoning a dozen girls to stand in a row, saying, "Fellow Daoist, choose first!"

Zhu Ritian looked closely and found that they all had B, C, D, and E. Five or six of them were enchantresses, and there were six or seven others who looked like they had been kidnapped from wealthy families in the mortal world. They all had delicate skin and tender flesh, but their faces were full of fear and they were trembling.

He cursed these evil Taoists inwardly, and whispered to his master and senior brother beside him:

"I want those two twin girls. Master said I could choose first."

The monkey said irritably, "You stupid pig with a brain full of lumps, don't get too caught up in wine and women later, or you might accidentally break the transformation!"

Diao Zhatian laughed loudly and said to Tiger Power Immortal, "Only children make choices. Can't you have both?"

"Hahahahaha"

Tiger Power Immortal and the other two immortals exchanged a smile and said arrogantly:
"of course can.

"The king of Chechi Kingdom has already appointed my three brothers as his national advisors, and all the immortals in the City God Temple have fled like stray dogs. Isn't there an abundance of beauties in this country?"

"Hurry up and serve these three fellow Daoists properly. Anyone who dares to neglect them will be chopped up and thrown into the alchemy furnace to make soup."

"Someone, go and bring another batch of beauties."

Pulled along by the demoness, the mortal women all gathered around the three masters and disciples.

Before long, the hall was filled with the sounds of drums and laughter, the aroma of wine mingling with the scent of rouge, creating a lively atmosphere.

After a few rounds of drinks, the conversation naturally turned to business.

"Come and take a look at our latest technological marvel. This is the first batch of this product in the Three Realms. It has just been tested, and the first thing that came to mind when I thought of Xiao Hou was the three great immortals."

Diao Zhatian chuckled, opened a small portal, and pulled out a magic spear engraved with talismanic patterns and inlaid with spiritual pearls, displaying it as follows:

"This is called the M4 Air. Not only is it more powerful than the AK47 Max3, but combined with our recoil elimination method, it allows gunmen to kill Nascent Soul cultivators even when they are at the Core Formation stage."

"It's best suited for guerrilla warfare and protracted battles."

"Imagine, any Golden Core team, equipped with an M4, is essentially like having a Nascent Soul cultivator in charge."

"Whether it's an ambush or an encounter, as long as the enemy doesn't have a celestial general and their scale isn't large enough to form a grand formation, it boils down to one word:

"die!"

To kill a Nascent Soul cultivator while only at the Core Formation stage?

The three immortals exchanged glances, their faces showing surprise and doubt.

Deer Power Immortal said, "Hiss... I've heard that some of the Heavenly Generals of the Demon-Slaying Army have a magic spear called Wave Ning, and it seems to be the same one."

"That's right, but it's a pistol with only a few bullets."

Diao Zha Tian Dao:

"Ours is a further improved and optimized assault rifle. Its rate of fire, power and magazine capacity are far superior to its predecessor. It is also durable and can fire about 5,000 rounds in a single continuous shot without any problems."

Tiger Power Immortal imagined the battlefield situation, and his eyes lit up. He asked, "Is that really the case? Are you sure even a Golden Core cultivator can hold them off?"

Tang Xuanci chuckled, reached out and pulled over a slightly plump female cultivator next to him, pressed the gun against her E-cup breasts, and said, "Come on, give it a try, let the Great Immortal Palm take a look."

"Oh... I've only ever used a handgun, I don't know how to use this."

The female cultivator was only at the Core Formation stage and practiced the Movement Sect. She was terrified when she heard that this thing could kill a Nascent Soul cultivator.

"Damn, this is easier to shoot than a pistol!"

Diao Zhatian put a cigarette in his mouth, put his arm around Feng's waist, and began to teach her hand in hand:
"Just grip it tight, aim it over there, and shoot it all out! Each bullet in my bag is more expensive than yours. You can brag about this for the rest of your life after you've fired it."

"Wait a minute, let me have someone bring a few targets over."

The Great Immortal Yang Li called a pause and quickly ordered his men to bring over several human-shaped Buddha statues cast from Vajra Rock. He then dressed them in the standard armor of the Demon-Slaying Army and arranged them in a row outside the back door of the inner hall.

Once everything was ready, the E-cup female cultivator took a deep breath, nervously circulated her inner energy, and gritted her teeth to pull the trigger!
Thirty points of crimson light swept through the armored Buddha statue with overwhelming force, instantly piercing through the wall of the temple behind it and blasting it apart.

A fierce wind swept through the hall, overturning cups and goblets, startling the women from the mortal realm.

Although the female cultivator who fired the shot was shaken violently, she remained steady. Even the cup that was pressed tightly against the gun butt was unharmed, only slightly red, without any bruises.

"Excellent! This is truly a powerful weapon!"

Tiger Power Immortal slammed his fist on the table and led the applause.

Looking at the Buddha statues riddled with holes, Yangli Daxian laughed heartily and echoed, "..."

"Just as Fellow Daoist Diao said. The spiritual vein array in Chechi Kingdom is currently scattered, and we are fighting a guerrilla war and a war of attrition with the enemy. If we can obtain a batch of such magic spears, we will surely make that grandson of Lu on the other side suffer heavy losses and be in deep trouble!"

Immortal Deer Power immediately asked:
"What my third brother says is true, but I wonder... how many of these M4s does Fellow Daoist Diao have in total? And what is their value? I've heard that the Wave Ning pistol is very expensive to manufacture and extremely rare. It must not have been easy to make such a gun, right?"

Upon hearing this, Diao Zhatian smiled, then took out a cannonball as long as an arm from the Sumeru Warehouse and said:
"Three immortals, please don't be in such a hurry. I still have a piece of advanced technology and a powerful weapon that I haven't shown you yet. However, this thing is quite powerful, and it wouldn't be good if it collapsed the main hall of the Three Pure Ones. Why don't you come with me to find a place outside to test it out?"

Ah this?

Are there any really good deals?

Tiger Power Immortal said:

“That’s fine. Although it can be repaired, an immortal from the East will be coming to bestow pills in a few days. If he sees the damaged palace and blames us, that would be bad.”

After saying this, he instructed his subordinates to continue drinking, and then summoned the two immortals, Deer and Sheep, to lead the three of them away from the temple and find a secluded mountain valley to conduct their experiment.

After a thunderous roar.

They also witnessed the "Self-Sharpening Divine Needle Formation-Breaking Bullet," jointly developed by Beaker and Dr. Monkey, who fully combined science and metaphysics.

Although this projectile's firing rate is not as fast as a French pistol bullet, and its blast radius is not as powerful as that of a nitrogen-ion explosive, its penetrating power is extremely strong.

This is because it contains a thin rod with extremely high density and mass inside. When the tip penetrates the material, it does not become dull and rounded like ordinary alloys, but instead continuously breaks along the central axis, maintaining its sharp state.

This combination, combined with the penetrating effect generated by an instantaneous explosion, is hundreds of millions of times stronger than metal jet armor-piercing projectiles, and can easily break through small restrictions and small-scale celestial soldier formations.

Moreover, it will produce a secondary explosion after penetrating, causing effective damage. It is simply an essential weapon for military campaigns, siege warfare, and breaking through enemy lines!
After witnessing its power, Tiger Power Immortal clapped his hands again and exclaimed, "Excellent! Truly a divine weapon!"

The Great Immortal Yang Li chimed in:

"If we could obtain a batch of such divine bullets, and combine them with the magic spears we had before, how could we not defeat the Seventh Heavenly Army and force that grandson Lu Dingkui to retreat far away to the Wuji Kingdom!"

Deer Power Immortal, like the thirsty young tutor, was extremely eager and pressed for more information:
"How many of these new magic guns and cannons are there in total? What is their value?"

Diao Zhatian chuckled, a fierce glint appearing in his large and small eyes. He leaned closer to the three immortals and whispered:
"Currently, we have 64 M4s and over 100 rounds of ammunition, plus a batch of older firearms and ammunition, which is enough for you."

"Money is not a problem; I can give you this batch of goods."

"We only hope that the three great immortals can do us a favor, which also aligns with your own goals—"

"Within five days, we will wipe out the Kui Battalion of the Seventh Heavenly Army and kill their leader, Lu Dingkui!"

Ah this?

The three immortals were dumbfounded, never expecting him to offer such conditions, and even less able to guess what grudge he had against Lu Dingkui.

After a few seconds of stunned silence, Tiger Power Immortal exchanged glances with his two brothers, then frowned and said:
"If we can take the enemy general's head from the midst of ten thousand troops, why wouldn't we do it?"

"But that fellow is greedy for life and afraid of death. He never dares to take the lead in battle. Even if the heavenly army is defeated, he can definitely escape first."

"Moreover, our intelligence capabilities are far inferior to those of the Heavenly Soldiers. We don't even know the location of the Kui Battalion. How could we possibly take him down within five days?"

But then a sinister smile crookedly appeared on Diao Zhatian's lips, and he said coldly:
Let me tell you the truth.

"The person who wanted to take his dog's life was a certain immortal from the Ministry of War."

"I will give you the location and route of the Kui Battalion. All you need to do is secretly plan and lead a vanguard to penetrate deep into the heart of the enemy territory, strike at the heart of the enemy, and you can achieve your goal in one fell swoop!"

(End of this chapter)