Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 291 Chechi Kingdom
Seeing that he was serious, Sha Wujing glanced at his master and remained silent.

Green Snake looked at her sister anxiously. Although she was very unwilling for her to be taken advantage of by a pig, she remained silent when she thought of her niece. The common human tendency of "accepting the bride price first and then denying it" came to mind.

Tang Xuanci, though also lusting after the White Snake's body,... didn't feel too bad. Plus, he'd kept telling Zhu Wuneng "I'll definitely do it next time," so he felt a tiny bit guilty. He thought to himself:
A teacher for a day is a father for life. Isn't it only right to give my son a beautiful and well-bred daughter?
So, seeing that the White Snake didn't go back on her word, he said nothing.

Pigsy was overjoyed and immediately took action. He dragged the monkey, who loved watching the drama unfold, out the door and asked him to accompany him to find his "little brother" to settle the matter and act as a witness.

The plastic brothers instantly fled from Azhou, not heading south to where Xuan Yue Taihe Mountain was located, but instead heading northwest to where the Demon-Slaying Army's rear camp was located.

It's just that Zhu Wuneng still has some self-awareness.

Knowing that the Demon-Subduing Ancestor was cold, arrogant, and ruthless, he had never had any dealings with Marshal Tianpeng before. Moreover, he only managed to suppress the power of the former Northern Elder and take his place with the support of the Jade Emperor.

If he really went to Taihe Mountain, let alone getting this "little brother" to do anything, his life would be in danger.

As for Marshal Tianyou, there was still some favor owed to him—

Back in the day, when the Heavenly Court was fighting a great battle with the Northern Barbarian Gods, Tianyou led his troops too deep and was besieged. It was only thanks to his timely reinforcements that the siege was lifted.

Although human relationships are fickle and the world is cold and indifferent, when he was demoted for causing a ruckus in the Heavenly Court, that fellow completely stood by and did nothing.

But for the sake of the E-cup beauty, he was determined to go all out and find Tianyou to catch up, even if it meant enduring humiliation to get things done.

On a grander scale, that was a life-saving favor back then, so it's not unreasonable to exchange it for a small favor, right?

……

Two and a half days later.

Zhu Wuneng returned home dejected.

The monkey was overjoyed, finally finding a chance to get revenge on the pig for mocking him for failing to recognize his relatives and being called a rascal by his nephew. Upon seeing Tang Xuanci and the others, he laughed loudly:

"This stupid pig, he even said he had some life-or-death favor to repay."

"As a result, when he ran to the outskirts of the camp, he didn't even get to see Marshal Tianyou's face before he bumped into and discovered that one of his old flames had been taken as a concubine by his 'little brother'."

"The idiot got angry and started cursing."

"But that fellow didn't even show his face. He directly ordered his eldest son to bring people over, intending to lead us to the Military Affairs Hall so that he could accuse us of sneaking into a restricted area to gather intelligence."

"Luckily, I, Old Sun, was quick-witted and didn't fall for the trap. Otherwise, if he had gone on his own, he probably wouldn't have come back."

"Is this all you call yourself, a little brother?"

"He stole his sister-in-law's hand and then tried to kill her. Even if you hadn't eaten that sour radish from the Bull Demon King, it wouldn't have come to this, hehehehehehe..."

Hearing the monkey's merciless mockery, everyone else in the room cast sympathetic glances at Zhu Wuneng.

Chen Xiaoke stepped forward and gently patted his back to comfort him:

"That bastard is awful! You saved him, and he's so ungrateful that he tried to harm you and even stole your ex-boyfriend. Don't be sad, I'll help you beat him up sometime!"

Zhu Wuneng nonchalantly took a puff of his cigarette and said:
"Come on, all you know is the Great Heavenly Dragon move, and you're helping me fight people?"
"Don't listen to this stable boy's nonsense, that person is not my old flame at all."

"Besides, even if it were true, so what? I, Old Pig, have slept with at least 80,000, if not 100,000. If I count them all as lovers, how can I possibly manage them all?"

As he spoke, he glanced at the white snake and muttered:
"Forget it, I'm out of ideas. I've done all I can. You guys figure out another way. I'm going to soak my feet and wash away the bad luck."

After saying that, he went straight out the door, his steps still lazy and unsteady. However, the expression and back view he left behind showed no trace of the excitement he usually felt when going to the club.

Later, Tang Xuanci asked Ying Wo to inquire and learned that the so-called old flame was actually his adopted daughter whom he had raised since childhood in the military mansion.

"Husband, there are only six days left. What should we do now?" Green Snake couldn't help but ask.

Tang Xuanci seemed to have a backup plan in mind and immediately spoke up:
"Wujing, have someone bring out all the guns and ammunition from the basement of the manor and load them into the Fourth Sumeru Realm." Huh?

Upon hearing this, both the White Snake and the Green Snake believed that Tang Xuanci had made an unprecedented decision to compromise and send the gifts according to Lu Dingkui's conditions for their sake. Their hearts fluttered, and they were moved to tears.

However, while they were touched, they were also worried that the other party might accept the gifts but still not release them, and then make even more unreasonable demands.

"Yes, Master."

Without asking any further questions, Sha Wujing walked directly to his desk and picked up the internal phone.

But the monkey immediately became unhappy, jumped onto the table, grabbed his hand, and frowned at Tang Xuanci, saying:
"Seriously? You're really going to send that sour radish bitch a gun?"

But Tang Xuanci's face hardened, and he said:

"I bought him the watch, what are you thinking? I'd rather send him to meet the King of Hell!"

Oh?
The monkey's eyes darted around, then it frowned and asked:

"But didn't you say that he is, after all, the grandson of the Demon-Slaying Grand Marshal, and it's not advisable to have too deep a grudge against him?"

Tang Xuanci cursed loudly:
"Damn it, that bastard came to Azhou to cause trouble, attacked your master's wife, and even dared to threaten us!"

"If we don't kill him, how will the four of us, master and disciples, live in the Three Realms in the future?"
"And that bastard Tianyou, he even tried to harm you fellow disciples."

"Damn it, if he knows what's good for him, I'll call him Marshal. If he doesn't, I'll bury him too!"

"Very well, that's exactly what I was thinking."

The monkey immediately woke up, jumped off the table, and asked again:
"However, that fellow has probably already returned to the front lines. The fighting in Chechi Kingdom has been fierce recently, and the military camps must be on high alert and heavily guarded. Assassinating him, the commander, would probably be difficult; and if we launch an open attack, what if our identities are exposed?"

Tang Xuanci said:

"Of course we can't do it ourselves."

"Isn't that dog money fighting a war? It lost the war and died at the hands of the enemy, just like a beaver."

"Wujing, give half of the newly developed equipment to us as well."

"Then contact the buyer in Chechi Kingdom and say that there is a new batch of goods, the quality of which is a billion times better than the guns and cannons they were given before, and the quantity is also large. Ask him to bring the master from above to discuss it in person."

"Wukong, you should get ready too. I'll go with you tonight."

Ah this?

Upon hearing this, the three women beside him all changed their expressions.

Chen Xiaoke grabbed his left arm and asked, "Isn't it dangerous there?"

Green Snake grabbed his right arm and said urgently, "Husband, Chechi Kingdom is so dangerous right now. If you go there yourself, what if... ooh!"

That's right, Tang Xuanci used his oral skills again, silencing her.

After the kiss, he slapped Chen Xiaoke again before saying:
"What's there to be afraid of? I'm going to do business, not to fight a war."

"Don't worry, I won't kill that bastard surnamed Lu until I find Yao Yao."

"Once we catch him, I'll find out where he is."

Upon hearing this, the green snake was moved to tears in his arms, her skirt becoming soaked.

The White Snake's heart fluttered, and she couldn't help but recall the lewd interpretations of her vow by the monkey and pig a few days ago, as well as her sister's inappropriate request to her in the car.

(End of this chapter)