Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 270 The Amorous Saint Buddha Jin Chanzi?
noon.

The people from Wuzhuang Temple also entered the immortal abode, and nothing unexpected happened on the way.

Zhenyuan Daxian is very concerned about his image, so of course he wouldn't personally come to promote the iPhone.

However, they also sent the most famous disciple of Wuzhuang Temple, Cangsongzi, the most powerful disciple, Guichenzi, and the two most favored but weakest disciples, Qingfeng and Mingyue, to lead the team.

He also agreed to Tang Xuanci's marketing plan, stating that he could accept remote connection and become the first publicly known video call user in the Three Realms, thus elevating the prestige of the iPhone.

Accompanying the disciples of Wuzhuang Temple was a merchant caravan from Azhou, also for safety reasons.

The most important person among them is Lei Wanjun, the keynote speaker at the iPhone launch event, chairman of Remy Electromechanical Group, and CEO of Shengguo Technology Company.

Although he is an ordinary person, after a long period of observation, he has been approved to officially join the society.

To better cooperate with Wuzhuang Temple, Tang Xuanci also had him become a disciple of the temple. Zhenyuan Daxian was very satisfied with this arrangement, bestowed upon him a miraculous elixir to cleanse his marrow and bones, and ordered Qingfeng to take him as his personal disciple.

As for why good things always seem to go to those two idiots, Qingfeng and Mingyue, Tang Xuanci had a bold guess, but he didn't reveal it and didn't want to pry into it.

At noon, Tang Xuanci used his travel expenses to host a banquet at the best restaurant for everyone and to arrange some business.

After 1 p.m., he took the monkey and the two women to the auction.

He handed over the invitation and entered Tianyang Pavilion.

Inside, the buildings were intricately carved and painted, with a dazzling array of decorations. The floor was covered in warm jade, and the pool contained purple phoenix fish... the luxury was indescribable.

A C-cup waitress respectfully led them to the northwest corner of the hall and arranged for them to sit in seats a little distance from the central stage.

Clearly, this is a low-class seat, the worst one in the entire first-floor lobby, let alone compared to the VIP seats upstairs.

But we can't blame Princess Wansheng for this. After all, they asked too late, and she had to secretly make arrangements behind her husband's back when he wasn't asleep. The fact that she was able to get in already shows how much she values ​​her lover.

As the saying goes, female college students are not afraid of being in a hidden alley.

Wherever the Beauty King sits, he's in the center of attention. He even changed into a handsome suit when he arrived, and his entrance immediately caused a sensation.

I just passed by the stairs. An old nun in a dark blue robe was going to the upstairs private room, but when she saw him, she couldn't move and stood there on the stairs for a long time.
Now that he has sat down, there is a fat, richly dressed female demon next to him, whose eyes are wide open and who is almost drooling.

Even the professionally trained maid couldn't help but steal glances at him, her eyes darting back and forth between his large and small heads. It wasn't until another servant brought over the photo album that she snapped out of her reverie and hurriedly asked them what tea and snacks they would like.

Tang Xuanci told her to ask Monkey and Fox Qinghua directly, while he picked up the photogrammetry book and flipped through it casually.

There were only seven items up for auction.

The first item is a spatial magic item similar to a Sumeru Ring, and the last item is a communication magic item similar to a Spirit Lamp; both have a starting bid of zero.

What truly caught his attention was the third to last item:
A chessboard with an unfinished game.

The source mentioned in the introduction below is the relic left behind by the Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta after his passing away on a fairy island in the South China Sea.

"Holy crap, could this be the chessboard that idiot Chen Xiaoke scrambled? Are the chess pieces made of gold, or is the chessboard made of gold, that it can be auctioned here?"

Muttering to himself, he flipped to the next page of details and discovered that this thing was truly extraordinary, originally created by Jin Chanzi.

It is said that the Golden Cicada Saint Buddha once used it to set up the "Questioning the Heart Chess Game". If it can be solved, it may be possible to comprehend the secret of the Nine Reincarnation Immortal Technique.

The Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta passed away last year, perhaps because he had gained some enlightenment from the game of chess.

However, the remaining chess pieces on the board, upon examination, were not in the state after the solution to the Heart-Questioning Chess Game; they looked more like they had been scrambled.

Therefore, Tianyang Pavilion can only be preserved intact, hoping that someone with the right affinity will obtain it, decipher its secrets, and comfort the spirits of the departed Buddha and Bodhisattva.

"Grass~"

Tang Xuanci chuckled, thinking to himself:
"This is supposed to be a game of chess with the heart? It's clearly a scheme orchestrated by capital."

"That idiot Chen Xiaoke just messed around with it, how could it possibly unlock some secret? Anyone who spends a huge sum of money to buy this thing is a complete fool."

Suddenly, he remembered something and thought to himself:

"Could it be that Wowo came here specifically for this thing?"

"After all, this is something that Jin Chanzi used, so it still has an appeal to some obsessed women, just like the unwashed underwear of Gege in the eyes of true fans."

Just as they were speechless, they suddenly saw that the old nun from before was not going upstairs anymore, and came over with two young female nuns.

A "lobby manager" immediately leaned over and said something to the people at the next table, causing the fat female demon king at the head of the group to change her expression. Then she cautiously glanced at the old nun, nodded, and got up to lead her demon followers upstairs.

After several maids quickly cleaned the table and chairs, the old nun sat down.

Seeing this, Hu Qinghua's expression changed. Looking at her brother's godlike appearance, she felt both resentment and helplessness, as well as a little girl's smugness.

But the monkey, chewing on the peach in its mouth, directly complained:
“That idiot Wuneng always said that monks and nuns are the most lewd people in the world, and he’s right. Look at that old nun, she’s giving up a good seat upstairs but insisting on coming here. She’s clearly lusting after your body.”

Good heavens, this guy's voice is so loud that even a mortal with sharp ears sitting next to him could probably hear it.

Although this place is large and not crowded, it is full of cultivators, so anyone who pays a little attention can hear everything clearly.

Sure enough, the expressions of many guests already seated in the hall became quite interesting. The young nun standing beside the old nun, her face contorted with anger, immediately pointed at the monkey and shouted:

"You monkey, stop talking nonsense!"

“My master and the Golden Cicada Saint Buddha had a past friendship in the Western Paradise. Hearing that your master is the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada, we happened to meet and I just had something to ask. How dare you be so rude?”

Jin Chan, an old friend?

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci immediately began to re-evaluate the old nun.

What do you think she looks like?
The robe concealed a 36D bust, she weighed approximately 50 kilograms, looked over sixty, and had a somewhat exotic appearance. Overall... not very impressive.

But who is she, and is she as wealthy as the Old Mother of Lishan?

However, judging from Tianyang Pavilion's attitude, even if she is not as good as the Old Mother of Lishan, she is not much worse.

He was quickly calculating in his mind, but the monkey didn't care about any of that. He was very unhappy to hear the other party dare to call him a monkey head, so he immediately raised his voice and became even more aggressive:

"I do not believe.

"I, Old Sun, have seen at least eight thousand women who lust after this monk's body, if not ten thousand."

"When the old nun saw him on the stairs, her eyes widened, her pupils dilated, her chest swelled, and her old mouth was slightly open. She was afraid that if she got any closer, she would melt."

"Why pretend to be so high and mighty?"
"And you two beakers. True monks don't lie. Do you dare swear to the Buddha that you weren't tempted in the slightest when you saw this monk just now?"

Ah this?

An uproar erupted in the hall, and whispers could be heard from the private rooms on the upper floors.

All the guests felt that this demonic monk and his disciples were really good at creating trouble. They heard that yesterday they inexplicably went to provoke the Old Mother of Lishan, and today they used such words to ridicule the Buddhist nuns.

People say they had a past relationship with the Buddha. What if this is some Bodhisattva from the Western Paradise? Will they start fighting and smash this place up?

"you!"

The two young nuns blushed, filled with shame and indignation, and were speechless for a moment.

Old Ni, with his D-cup cup, also changed his expression slightly. A glint of light flashed in his eyes as he looked at the monkey, like a thorn in the wheat, which made the monkey's spirit tremble and he narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Wukong, don't be rude. This elder looks like a person who cultivates in seclusion. How could he harbor such improper thoughts towards his master?"

Seeing that the monkey had almost offended the woman to death, Tang Xuanci quickly gave it a wink, then clasped his hands together and bowed to the old nun.
"Elder, please don't be offended. My disciple is unruly and doesn't like being called 'monkey head.' He got angry when the two masters said that to him."

Old Ni, with his D-cup cup, softened his expression and said:

"The fact that such a mischievous monkey could listen to the teachings of the holy monk shows that the holy monk is no ordinary person."

"Elder, you flatter me. Wukong and I simply learn from each other and trust each other. Back on our journey to the West, there were demons and monsters who wanted to eat me, heretics who wanted to kill me, and even bad people within the Buddhist community. If it weren't for his protection, I would have been shattered to pieces long ago."

Ah this?

There are bad people in Buddhism too. Is it something we should listen to? Many transvestites in the hall sighed inwardly at the depths of the situation upon hearing this.

Old Ni, who has a D-cup, remained silent, clearly trying to decipher the meaning behind the words.

Tang Xuanci chuckled and then said:

"By the way, I haven't yet asked the elder's Dharma name?"

The old nun with the D-cup remained calm, first casting a spell to block out sound, then looking directly into Tang Xuanci's eyes, and said:

"This humble monk has been living in seclusion on Ziyun Mountain and in Qianhua Cave for countless days. I'm afraid no one would know my former name. Holy Monk, please just call me the Hermit of Ziyun."

Tang Xuanci immediately asked Beaker if, based on the known information, Jin Chanzi knew anyone, or had any rumored girlfriends, who were connected to the Thousand Flower Cave of Ziyun Mountain?
The beaker replied that it didn't have any.

Tang Xuanci had no choice but to continue probing, asking her why she had suddenly come to participate in this auction since she had been living in seclusion for so many years.

Old Ni, who is D cup, bluntly stated that he came for Jin Chanzi's chessboard, and then asked him why he came to this auction.

Tang Xuanci finally realized that the old nun was also testing him, just like the feeling he had when he was with the Old Mother of Lishan. She might also be a big fan of Jin Chanzi.

He thought to himself, "Good heavens, the romantic saint Jin Chanzi?"

The bald man and woman were testing each other, chatting casually.

A moment later, the monkey transmitted a message saying that Princess Wansheng's little beaker had arrived.

A moment later, the monkey transmitted a message saying that Red Boy's mother had also arrived.

A moment later, the monkey transmitted a message: "Your old hag has finally arrived and gone up to the third floor."

When Tang Xuanci heard that the person in question had arrived, and saw that the old nun was constantly testing him and he couldn't get any tricks out of her, and moreover, she didn't look attractive at all.

He immediately ignored her, got up to say goodbye, straightened his handsome suit, and went upstairs to flirt with the baby.

(End of this chapter)