Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 269 The Queen Mother and the Seven Fairy Maidens
Before long, Tang Xuanci and his companions found the exhibition area of ​​the Baoxiang Kingdom.

However, when they called the person in charge, they discovered that they had been assigned to a remote corner with the smallest area, the most remote location, and the lowest exposure.

If you put an iPhone here, the audience for a product launch event probably wouldn't exceed 500 people.

Upon further inquiry, it was discovered that due to the large number of transvestites participating in the exhibition, all the private exhibition areas in Xiniu Hezhou were completely booked by various sects and demon mansions, leaving no better space available for their people.

"No need to ask, this must be Kui Mu Gou's 'Don't Eat Pickled Radish' tricking us behind the scenes."

The monkey said sinisterly:

"I, Old Sun, will go to the best spot and have a chat with those scoundrels, and make them give up their spots."

As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves, intending to use violence and threats to engage in illegal and criminal activities for profit.

Tang Xuanci quickly grabbed it:

"Don't do anything reckless."

"Kui Mugou probably anticipated that we might do this. Now that he's gone there to cause trouble and make a scene, he might even have his participation in the conference revoked."

"Let's wait for the people from Wuzhuang Temple to come tomorrow and see if we can get other spots."

"If all else fails, it's alright. A good girl isn't afraid of being in a deep alley."

"And you didn't see it, just now I only showed my face slightly, and I became the focus of the entire square."

"My master and I are now top-tier celebrities in the Three Realms. Any advertisement we do can cause a sensation across the four continents. A booth is nothing. Maybe this crappy summit will even pay us to do publicity in the future."

"Top-tier celebrity? What's that?" the monkey asked, somewhat bewildered.

Hu Qinghua chuckled, feeling that his words were somewhat exaggerated, yet also made some sense.

"Let's go find a hotel to stay in first. Wukong, remember to keep a close eye on Wowo for me. I can tell she still loves me."

"Hehehe, how come I didn't see it? Could it be that brother is just imagining things?"

Afterwards, they went to Xianzhen and spent a huge sum of 100,000 yuan to book two deluxe double rooms, all of which were included in their travel expenses.

The next day.

Tang Xuanci woke up early, his head resting on a warm tiger-striped fur pillow and covered by a smooth, snow-white fox tail.

With a sudden, unexpected leap, he jumped off the bed, grabbed the Jingyi Two Cauldrons, and began practicing light-speed dumbbell rows—

998 times per second, 10 seconds per set, 8 sets in total.

If you can't do that, then add 8 more sets of light-speed bench presses.

If you still can't do that, then add 8 more sets of speed crunches.

……

If you can't do it again, then let the monkey suck you into the purple-gold gourd, stick on the "immortal-refining talisman," and transform you into a super-duper devilish muscle monk, and hold on for two and a half minutes.

If you still can't hold on, then you can't practice anymore.

It must be released in time to allow the vast life energy within the body to repair itself, and then it should be allowed to rest for a period of time until the side effects subside before the next training session.

Since gaining access to the Nine-Dimensional Escape Technique, Tang Xuanci discovered another ingenious use for sealing longevity energy within the magic circlet—

It can greatly accelerate the supercompensation time after training, directly increasing training efficiency by hundreds of millions of times.

Unbeknownst to him, even without transforming into the super-powerful muscle monk, his physical test scores—bench press weight (3351t), 100-meter speed (0.072s), vertical jump (23.15km)—have all surpassed his peak performance on his home planet.

From then on, the bottleneck limiting his growth was no longer the quality of the nitrogen pump and the intensity of training, but the evolution speed of the artificial god algorithm.

After all, he has already surpassed the limits of his previous evolution.

However, Beaker also told him that the amount of metaphysical data that the Three Realms could obtain was theoretically far greater than that of their home planet at that time.

Therefore, as long as he can acquire more powerful divine and demonic bodies to feed the models—in other words, capture them, cook them, and eat them—he can accelerate his evolution.

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed upon hearing this and said, "Isn't that easy? Just like before, I'll focus on my work, and leave the rest to technology!"

As he was practicing, the monkey suddenly appeared through the wall and said to him:

"Stop practicing."

"Just now, I transformed into a servant and overheard that old hag's three goddaughters saying they were attending some kind of auction this afternoon, and that it had lots of treasures. Why don't we go take a look? You can use the opportunity to flirt with her again."

"An auction?" Tang Xuanci stopped rowing at lightning speed and asked, "Where?"

"It seems to be at some Tianyang Pavilion."

"The auctions at Tianyang Pavilion are not easy to get into; you have to be invited to participate."

At this moment, Hu Qinghua and Baihu also got up.

Fox Qinghua was already used to the monkey's intrusion into her bedroom. She pulled up her brocade robe to cover her alluring figure and continued:
"Do you know that the Queen Mother of the West had seven daughters, named as follows:
“Tianshou, Tianyang, Tianrong, Tianchang, Tianxian, Tianqing, Tianyu.

"It is said that Tianyang Pavilion is the second daughter of the Queen Mother of the West, and it is managed by Fairy Tianyang."

Oh?
The monkey tried to recall the scene in the Peach Garden back then, and only vaguely remembered that the seven fairies were all pretty, but he had no impression of their specific appearances, let alone their bra sizes.

Tang Xuanci asked, "So, the auction was organized by the Zhang family?"

Hu Qinghua thought for a moment and said:

"Although the Great Celestial Venerable and the Queen Mother are a pair of celestial couples, their actual relationship is quite different from that of ordinary couples, and they each handle their own affairs in a clear and distinct manner."

"According to legend, the Jade Emperor endured 1,750 tribulations, each lasting 129,600 years. Haha, in reality, he couldn't possibly be that old."

"As far as I know, the Queen Mother of the West is an ancient deity, then known as the Queen Mother of the West, and she is much older than the Jade Emperor."

"Her seven daughters all look very different, it's very likely..."

She paused, lowered her voice, and leaned closer to Tang Xuanci before saying:
There are seven surnames, but only the youngest one is surnamed Zhang.

"Holy crap?" Tang Xuanci had never heard of this before and cursed, "The people in heaven really know how to have fun, is it this chaotic? The amorous old immortal, the Queen Mother of the West?"

Hu Qinghua was amused and giggled:

“I think my brother is more charming. Even the Old Mother of Lishan is captivated by him. If the Queen Mother is a charming old immortal, then my brother is a charming holy monk.”

"Stop talking nonsense. The auction starts at 1:45 PM. Since you know it's difficult to get in, you'd better figure out a way as soon as possible," the monkey said impatiently.

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci felt that this fellow clearly wanted to go out and have fun, rather than creating an opportunity for himself to get close to the Old Mother of Lishan.

Fox Qinghua pondered for a moment and said:

“We fox clan have never had any contact with Tianyang Pavilion. However, I do know someone who is related to the Queen Mother of the West and is currently in the Immortal Town. If we ask her, perhaps we can get an invitation.”

"Who?"

"The princess of the Wansheng Dragon Clan in Bibo Pool, Luanshi Mountain, mocks Rou."

Ah this?

Upon hearing this familiar name, Tang Xuanci immediately thought of flowing water and a snowball hamster, smaller than the fat rabbit.

But then the monkey immediately said:

"Is it that small beaker?"

"That's not difficult to handle. She also has an affair with a monk. Back in the Western Mountain Immortal Mansion, she even cheated on her husband with a monk in the latrine of a restaurant."

“If you know where she lives, I, Old Sun, will sneak over there and mention this monk’s name, and I guarantee she’ll be all excited to get an invitation.”

Huh? Huh?!

The two women next to them stared in disbelief, feeling overwhelmed by the amount of information they were receiving; their CPUs almost overheated again.

Tang Xuanci glared at the monkey in annoyance, cursing under his breath. He thought to himself that he had just described the matter of the Old Mother of Lishan as an emergency and expedient measure last night, and then established himself as a warm-hearted man who had to take responsibility.

As a result, you mischievous monkey have stirred up a small beaker for me again, and you've described it so directly and in such detail. Do you really think this fox doesn't mind at all?
As expected, although Hu Qinghua's smile deepened and she said that her brother was indeed a romantic saintly monk, her words clearly carried a hint of sourness and a desire to get to the bottom of things.

Having no other choice, Tang Xuanci had to ask Beaker for help, which was the only way he could manage to get by with the matter for the time being.

Soon, at Hu Qinghua's suggestion, the monkey, using Tang Xuanci's name, bypassed the Nine-Headed Prince Consort and secretly found Princess Wansheng, successfully obtaining an invitation to the auction.

However, it did not expect that the Nine-Headed Prince Consort had been suspicious and wary ever since he saw Tang Xuanci yesterday, and thus discovered his wife's shady dealings.

(End of this chapter)