Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 261 Resembling a Loving Father
Upon hearing this, the two Arhats, Subduing Dragon and Taming Tiger, were enraged as they looked at the rogue monk who had betrayed them halfway through the pilgrimage.

The Arhat Subduing Tiger spoke up and asked:

"Tang Xuanci! We are acting on the orders of the Ling Mountain and the Heavenly Court to capture the Great King of the Rhinoceros and his accomplices of evil spirits. Are you going to obstruct us?"

Tang Xuanci said disdainfully:

"What imperial edict? The City God didn't receive it either. What does the decree from Mount Ling have to do with me? I'm the Celestial Commandant of Azhou, I only listen to the City God, I only listen to the City God!"
"Hua'er has not violated any heavenly laws, and she is also an important target for our Azhou investment promotion efforts."

"Without solid evidence, not only you, but even the Buddha himself couldn't take her away. That's what I'm saying."

Before he could finish speaking, Sha Dingtian had already waved his hand, signaling the City God Temple:

Immortal Envoy – “Winged Tiger” Lei Heng;
Martial Judge – Zhu Tong, nicknamed "Little Guan Yu";
General of the Army – “Thunderbolt” Qin Ming;
The Guardian Deity of the Underworld – “Ghost Face” Du Xing

...He led his men to protect his master and Hu Qinghua.

With a sudden burst of fire, hundreds of the latest AK47 Pro Max3s, dozens of Barrett Ultra 3s with infrared sensors, and more than a dozen RPGs equipped with metal jet armor-piercing rounds simultaneously aimed at the two Arhats and their disciples from varying distances.

Pig-Headed Heaven's eyes darted around, and he grabbed his treasure rake, leaping above the beauty. Standing on the void, he mimicked his master's usual roguish tone and said:
"Don't do anything reckless, or I'll kill you!"

Ah this! ?
The two Arhats were both shocked and angry, but also a little afraid. Even though the most powerful monkey was gone, they still dared not underestimate Tang Xuanci in the slightest.

Hu Qinghua's beautiful eyes flickered as she looked at the man's broad, mountain-like back muscles in front of her. Besides questioning his motives, she couldn't help but feel a strange stirring in her heart.

The Arhat Subduing Tiger angrily said to Tang Xuanci:

"What do you want? This fox demon was clearly chasing you just now, and is clearly on the same side as the Great King Si. Why are you spouting nonsense and calling him a friend?"

The Dragon-Subduing Luo Han said coldly:
"I think this boy is lustful and wants to forcibly protect this fox demon."

"Hmph, Tang Xuanci, although you have betrayed Buddhism and forgotten the rules and regulations, don't forget that you are now the Immortal Guardian of the City God Temple."

"The Heavenly Laws have long stipulated that immortals are strictly forbidden from engaging in immoral conduct, and those who do so will be severely punished!"

As he spoke, he even glanced at Zhu Ritian.

"I've already said it, Hua'er is my girlfriend, which is equivalent to my fiancée."

Tang Xuanci said disdainfully, then reached back and wrapped his arm around Hu Qinghua's ample waist, acting domineeringly:

"You two bald monks, do you even know what love is?"
"You guys don't even understand the Heavenly Laws! Can you even recite the latest versions of the 'Divine Retribution Law' and the 'Scripture of All Beings in the Three Realms'?"

"Then let me ask you, which of the following articles have I violated: Article 262, the crime of enticing, coercing, or using supernatural powers to unite with someone who is not transcendent; Article 301, the crime of gathering a crowd to engage in sexual misconduct; and Article 358, the crime of organizing a celestial organization or frequenting brothels?"
"Hua'er is not married and I am not married. If we are in love, when the time is right, I will apply to the City God and, with the approval of the Heavenly Court, we will become a proper divine couple."

"Is it any of your business?"

Ah this?

They became a divine couple...

Fox Qinghua's heart fluttered again, feeling the warmth of her palm pendants seeping into her waist and kidneys.

The two Arhats were stunned. They thought to themselves, "Good heavens, this rogue monk really knows how to recite the heavenly rules. It's not that rogues are scary, it's that rogues who know the law are scary."

Pig-Head caught a glimpse of the beautiful woman still being embraced by a man, seemingly having tacitly accepted their relationship as fiancée. A surge of envy, jealousy, and hatred welled up within him, and he thought to himself:
"Damn it! I'd seen old hags several times before, but I never imagined she'd be a fox spirit even more beautiful than the Milk Dragon. And now, after only half a day, she's turned into that rogue monk again? I should have known better than to let that damned monkey accompany him..."

When Tang Xuanci saw that the two Arhats were mute, he didn't say a word and directly ordered Shu Ke to bring the helicopter, and then took Hu Qinghua's hand and got in.

Then, he ordered his two disciples to escort him away, leaving only the Dragon-Subduing and Tiger-Taming Arhats helplessly raging in the wind.

Hu Qinghua had initially suspected that he would take the opportunity to imprison her in the City God Temple, but to her surprise, Tang Xuanci directly ordered Shu Ke to open Yalong Mountain, intending to send her home.

It felt like nothing had happened; it really was just a casual date.

"Why...why are you still protecting me?"

Hu Qinghua had mixed feelings. She looked at the man beside her, whose appearance was completely transparent, but she couldn't see through his heart at all.

Before Tang Xuanci could speak, Zhu Wuneng interrupted and complained:

"Is that even a question? You're so stunningly beautiful, it's no wonder he's lusting after you."

Sha Wujing immediately said, "Second Senior Brother, don't talk nonsense. Master isn't that kind of person." His tone was resolute. Unexpectedly, Tang Xuanci gazed into those peach blossom eyes and said calmly:

"Wuneng is right, I just want your body."

After a pause, he said:

I also crave your heart.

"When I first saw you, I thought you were an old hag, or a slutty bitch who'd been ridden by a thousand men, crushed by ten thousand, and penetrated by a hundred million."

"But... I heard Huineng talk about your past a few days ago, and I spent the afternoon with you today. I have discovered that you are not only beautiful, but also pure and untainted by the mud, and cleansed by the clear water without being seductive."

"How could I not be tempted by such a beautiful woman?"

Ah this?

"Rising from the mud yet remaining unstained, washed by clear ripples yet not becoming seductive... Is that how he sees me?"

As a fox spirit who has lived for a thousand years, she is incredibly sensitive to tears.

But as she recited those twelve short words, the bitterness that had been building up in her heart for hundreds of years burst forth uncontrollably, causing ripples to appear in her beautiful eyes and almost bringing tears to her eyes.

Moreover, hearing those candid words made her feel incredibly open and honest.

The ugliest features of other men, on him, were like flawless jade under the sun, not stained in the slightest.

Unbeknownst to her, she had been staring at the man for ten seconds.

Upon seeing this, Zhu Wuneng, who had been diligently studying APU technology recently, immediately thought of the "ten-second rule"—if a woman looks at you for ten seconds without looking away, you can kiss her—and couldn't help but think to himself:
"This rogue monk is truly something else; he can not only swear vehemently, but also speak eloquently."

"Rising from the mud yet remaining unstained, washed by clear ripples yet not becoming seductive?"
"Next time we have a pool party, I'll say the same thing to Lanlan, then stare into her eyes and see if I can last ten seconds..."

Tang Xuanci didn't kiss her. Seeing that Hu Qinghua had come to her senses and hesitated to speak, he said directly:
Don't overthink it.

“I know you conspired with that green ox demon to trick me in order to save Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin. After all, they are your children, so how could I blame you?”
"Besides, it was self-defense when I hit you, so you can't blame me."

"Do not worry.

"I'll take the pressure from the Zhang family and Kui Mulang. As for Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin, I'll sentence them to life imprisonment for now. Once things calm down, I'll find a way to get them reduced sentences for meritorious service."

“Those two boys are unruly and lawless. Let them temper their tempers and learn a lesson in the cell. You can go see them anytime you want.”

Ah this?

Upon hearing this, Hu Qinghua felt inexplicably that he wasn't her biological father, but rather a loving father.

She and the man hadn't said anything to confirm their relationship, yet it seemed like they had already confirmed something.

Is this... okay?
Realizing this, she felt conflicted, hesitating whether she should clarify things, but also afraid that doing so would ruin their current ambiguous relationship.

In the ensuing silence, the plane had unknowingly reached the Yalong Mountains.

The mountains had been anything but peaceful lately, and some fox spirits, hearing the strange noises in the air, immediately became alarmed.

Fearing that the demons in her clan would shoot down the plane, Hu Qinghua immediately transformed into an old witch and revealed herself.

Before she landed, Tang Xuanci gave her a mobile phone and told her to contact him immediately if anyone came looking for trouble.

He also mentioned that he would take her to see "Havoc in Heaven" when the cinemas reopen.

As the sun sets, the forests are ablaze with color.

In the end, Hu Qinghua said nothing and gracefully disappeared into the mountains.

Seven days later, the largest cinema in the Three Realms—Wan Da Cinema—opened.

Tang Xuanci successfully arranged to meet her, but nothing was clearly explained during the entire meeting. They only watched a movie, strolled around the streets for a while, ate a bowl of spicy hot pot, and then...

I played all night.

(End of this chapter)