Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 241 The Rise of the Righteous Path
After escorting the group of demons back to the Ministry of Justice, Tang Xuanci immediately ordered the owner of the Immortal Town Restaurant to bring a banquet and held an early morning meeting for all members of the ministry.

First, he specifically criticized some cowardly comrades, and even created a new word—"pu_sy" (meaning cowardly)—to insult them.

Several "children's tables" were set up for them to sit at the table. There were only drinks on the tables, no cigarettes or alcohol, and no waitresses.

It's not very harmful, it's very insulting.

However, Tang Xuanci also said:
It's not scary to be a Pusi now; what's scary is to be a Pusi for life. I hope these comrades can learn from their shame and strive to improve.

As long as you can kill or cripple a demon in future operations, demonstrating the masculinity of a man and the majesty of a celestial being, then you can sit back at the adults' table.

It's worth mentioning that last night, the comrade named Redlow, although he was criticized by name on the spot, washed away his shame by beating two monsters bloody heads with his magic staff during the subsequent demon-slaying operation.

Therefore, not only is he no longer sitting at the children's table, but he has also been praised by Tang Xuanci as a positive example.

Then, Tang Xuanci changed the subject, verbally and practically affirming the contributions of all his comrades last night.

All those who participated in the search operation received a bonus of five times their monthly salary on the spot. They were also given attendance subsidies such as secret manuals, magic treasures, spirit-replenishing pills, and qi-replenishing pills according to their cultivation level. Those who were injured on duty received additional compensation.
Those who provide support in the second tier will receive double their monthly salary as a bonus.

Those who didn't log in at all were also given a symbolic half-month bonus.

The remaining massive amount of embezzled funds will be confiscated and belong to all the immortals of the City God Temple and all the people of Azhou. However, the City God and Tang Xianwei will manage the funds on their behalf and spend them where they are needed in the future.

As for where exactly the flowers should be spent, that's not something other immortals and ordinary beings are qualified to concern themselves with.

After a simple breakfast, the entire Legal Affairs Department was refreshed and full of energy.

Many passionate and righteous immortal constables volunteered to go to the immortal prison to interrogate demons and evil cultivators.

Tang Xuanci immediately mustered his troops and personally led a team to storm the prison for a surprise interrogation.

Since its construction, the occupancy rate of the Azhou Law Enforcement Prison has never been this high. The prison for demon cultivators below the Nascent Soul Realm is almost full.

After briefly assigning tasks, Tang Xuanci led the monkey straight to the most heavily guarded "Thunder Pool Demon-Suppressing Prison".

Although the monkey verbally expressed his disdain for the position of celestial messenger, he was secretly quite happy about it.

After all, the personality labels that the beaker gave to the monkey were swaggering, aggressive, and very playful.

The main job of the celestial messengers is to intimidate people, beat them, and confiscate property, making them an extremely suitable match for monkeys.

At this moment, it had volunteered to come with Tang Xuanci for interrogation. The thought of dealing with the Golden and Silver Demons and forcing them to sign confessions excited the monkey. It recalled the many tortures it had suffered in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and inspiration burst forth.

However, just as the master and disciple activated the restriction and arrived in front of the Jin and Yin brothers, bad news came.

It turns out that the government received numerous reports from transgender people, alleging that Tang Xuanci had used excessive force, made arbitrary arrests, tortured people to extract confessions, and framed others the previous night.

There were even anonymous reports that he squandered his fortune and took many of his subordinates to clubs to participate in illicit activities.

Now, immortals and gods from the Fire Department of the Domain have come to investigate this matter. They have all arrived at Chen Xiaoke's office, so Tang Xuanci is ordered to go over and talk to them immediately.

Lei Bu also sent a message inquiring about the matter, and it is estimated that the people he sent are already on their way.

Seeing this, the Jin and Yin brothers, though unable to hear what they were saying, guessed about 70-80% of what was going on.

Silver Horn King immediately shouted:

"Tang Xuanci, don't even think about slandering us!"

"Let me tell you, my second uncle is a celestial official in the Fire Department of the Domain Palace, and the Assistant God of the Domain Palace is also familiar with us."

"If you dare to abuse your power and harm us, you can forget about being a celestial officer!"

Upon hearing this, the monkey delivered a flying kick to its face.

Silver Horn King lost five teeth, his nose bled profusely, and his body, bound by Letso, swayed wildly.

Tang Xuanci knew that with the evidence he had gathered last night, it would indeed be difficult to link the crime to the two demons.

And since they have powerful connections, if they are caught red-handed for serious misconduct, even Chen Xiaoke might not be able to protect them.

Losing one's status as a celestial being just to kill two demons is really not worth it.

So he immediately stopped the monkey who was about to kick his groin. "Ah, you wait, I'm going to sue you!" Silver Horn spat out blood, looking like a wronged commoner.

Tang Xuanci frowned as he looked at it, truly unwilling to let them go so easily this time.

Suddenly remembering something, he pulled the monkey outside the cell door and said:

"Wukong, I have good news for you. I figured out how to loosen the headband a few days ago, but I forgot about it because of those dog monsters."

"Oh!? Tell me quickly, how do you loosen it?" The monkey's eyes lit up.

Although the headband is practically useless now, it doesn't want to keep wearing it forever.

Tang Xuanci immediately taught it the method.

The monkey closed its eyes and tried it. Suddenly, the band on its head, which was firmly rooted to its flesh, lit up and loosened by half an inch along its smooth fur.

"That damn thing, we finally got it off!"

The monkey ripped off the headband, extremely excited, and gritted his teeth, saying:
"Buddha, Guanyin, you just wait!"

"Once I've leveled Mount Ling and shattered the Heavenly Palace, I, Old Sun, will make you suffer the consequences of this broken headband."

Tang Xuanci chuckled and said:
"Wukong, don't forget that this broken headband was invented by Buddha. Guanyin also knows about it, so it probably won't work on them."

As he spoke, he took out the headband that he had already removed from Yu Wujing's head:

"However, it will definitely work for most people."

"I think this thing is perfect not only for controlling people, but also as a torture device."

"Look, it only torments the mind, not the body. Its level of pain completely surpasses all the punishments in the Heavenly Prison and Hell."

"The most crucial point is that damage and weakness of the divine consciousness cannot be objectively detected. We can easily say that the prisoner is deliberately showing off and trying to extort money from us."

Oh?
The monkey understood and clapped its hands in praise:
"Brilliant! Hehehe, just the right number of two hoops. I'll make those two monsters inside become brothers in misfortune, sharing both good and bad fortune!"

The evil dragon will eventually become the dragon slayer.

The monkey excitedly accepted the restraining band handed to him by Tang Xuanci and immediately returned to Thunder Prison.

Tang Xuanci then went to cooperate with the investigation.

In the evening, under pressure from both the Fire Department and the Thunder Department, he had no choice but to release several hundred transvestites who could not meet the conditions for arrest.

Among them are the Golden Horn and Silver Horn, which are of particular interest to the leaders of the Fire Department.

But the two brothers were tormented by the monkey for most of the day and were almost at the end of their lives.

They complained in voices as faint as mosquitoes' buzzing and as trembling as if they were shivering, saying that Tang Xuanci had used extreme torture to inflict inhuman cruelty on them, causing their cultivation to be greatly damaged and their lifespan to come to an end.

Unfortunately, the only injury that could be legally determined was the monkey's flying kick.

In the end, Tang Xuanci was forcibly protected by Chen Xiaoke and only received internal punishment and warnings from the City God Temple in Azhou.

After being carried out of the City God Temple, Jinjiao and Yinjiao didn't even stay in the sacred Lotus Cave. They disappeared without a trace and went elsewhere to seek refuge and recuperate.

After this battle.

Tang Xianwei and his three thousand ruthless officials rose to notoriety, their power surpassing even the two major criminal forces, making them the most untouchable "white force" in the cultivation world of Azhou.

The campaign to exterminate demons and monsters is in full swing, scaring all black and gray venues into closing down and moving away. People who have committed crimes and transvestites dare not go out, and nightlife has plummeted to freezing point, with not even half a set available.

This is exactly the production and business environment that Tang Xuanci wanted.

If others can't do anything, then wouldn't everything he does be easy?

As the spring sun warmed the cloud-top corridor at the location of the long nose in Baoxiang Kingdom, Xiaoqing led the Wusizang management and technical team, along with a batch of core production materials, across the formidable plateau mountains, transiting through Baihu Ridge, and quietly arrived in Azhou.

(End of this chapter)