Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 240 Smashing Lotus Cave

Ah this?

The two demon kings were so frightened by the string of accusations that they dared not open the door.

Silver Horn said, "Tang Xuanci wants to kill us! Let's just activate the great formation and fight them!"

Golden Horn Road:
"No, Tang Xuanci is now the Immortal Guardian of the City God Temple. Attacking him would be a serious crime, and regardless of victory or defeat, we would not be able to stay here in the future."

“That fellow is definitely bluffing us. I don’t believe he has any real evidence. If he doesn’t, trespassing and committing violence is a violation of the laws of heaven.”

"Send the order to stabilize the spiritual vein formation and summon the people from the Mountain God Temple immediately!"

Outside the cave entrance.

Tang Xuanci swung his thick stick, as thick as a tree trunk, and smashed it against the stone gate again.

"boom--!"

The stone gate shimmered with light, but showed no signs of collapse.

This was definitely the hardest door Tang Xuanci had ever smashed, a billion times stronger than the Xuanwu Gate. It felt a bit like when he used a steel pipe to smash the principal's Dragon Armor brand security door in junior high school; he simply couldn't break it.

He didn't know that Pingdingshan gathers the spiritual veins of mountains and rivers within a radius of nine hundred miles, and the defensive restrictions of Lotus Cave were set up based on this. If it weren't for the fact that some key array eyes were destroyed when the Buddhist sect was forced to leave, and have not yet been fully repaired, the defensive power would probably be several times stronger.

"Wukong, come here."

Tang Xuanci threw the stick to the monkey.

The monkey thinned the stick and swung it at the hole with the motion of a home run.

With a loud bang, the entire Pingdingshan Mountain trembled three times, and countless splashes of water rose up in Lianhu Lake, startling the fish in the pond into jumping up and down.

The cave entrance finally gave way, cracking and splintering, and a mournful sound came from where it met the mountain, as stone chips collapsed.

"Oh? This mountain's magic array is quite powerful, almost as strong as the Water Curtain Cave."

The monkey muttered something, waved for Tang Xuanci to take a few steps back, and its thin body suddenly grew to a height of over ten zhang. Then, it held the enlarged stick vertically like a golf club, aimed at the hole, and swung it.

"Boom——!"

This blow was like a thunderbolt from the heavens, the deafening roar echoing through the valley, causing the mountain to ripple in a circular pattern, and even the thousand-year-old spiritual lotus in the lotus lake was shaken backward.

The stone gate shattered with a crash, and the entire upper edge of the mountain was smashed down, terrifying the demons inside the cave.

"The cave entrance has been smashed!"

"Your Majesty, that demon... that muscular monk has brought his men in!"

"And the Monkey King, and Marshal Tianpeng!"

The two demons in the main hall had a drastic change in expression. Soon, Tang Xuanci and his disciples led in over a hundred immortal constables and guards. Their neatly arranged dark blue Zhenyue Immortal Robes made them look a billion times more majestic than usual.

King Golden Horn's pupils suddenly contracted as he looked at the monkey who had almost killed him with a single blow last time, feeling extremely wary.

Silver Horn King gritted his teeth and said:
"Tang Xuanci, how dare you lead people to forcibly break into my private mountain and destroy my mansion gate! I'm going to report you to the Domain Prefecture!"

"Damn it, you're going to sue me?"

Tang Xuanci held up the document stamped with the "Seal of the Legal Affairs Department" and said:
"Open your dog eyes and look carefully, this is a search warrant from the Legal Affairs Department of the City God Temple."

"I made myself very clear just now, and the enforcement bead recorded the whole process. I told you to open the door, but you didn't. What were you doing hiding inside?"

"I now reasonably suspect that you suspects are preparing to violently resist the law, which seriously threatens the personal safety of the immortal constables."

"So, immediately put your hands behind your head and squat on the ground. If you dare to move, you will be killed without hesitation!"

Ah this?

The two demons, Gold and Silver, broke out in a cold sweat, completely at a loss.

Sun Wukong even took out his golden cudgel. If they squatted down with their hands behind their heads, this mischievous monkey would kill them without hesitation. Who could withstand that?

But Tang Xuanci represents the City God Temple. If they don't listen, and the other side uses this as a pretext to take direct action, will they resist? Resisting would be a violation of heavenly law, and they might not even be able to win.

Good heavens, is this a dead end?

The two demons, Gold and Silver, suddenly realized that a mere celestial officer had such great power that he could kill a demon.

Is there still any divine law? Is there still any law? This is too dark!
Tang Xuanci's lips curled into a cold smile, his eyes revealing murderous intent.

That's right, he wanted to kill these two monsters because he was pretty sure that the two who ambushed him last time were these two.

If they obediently squat down, then smash the enforcement bead and kill them directly, leaving no way to prove anything afterwards.

If they dare to resist, then activate the enforcement bead and fight them to the death, then claim it was self-defense afterwards.

The two demons remained motionless, and the atmosphere became increasingly tense.

The monkey gripped its staff tightly, its fiery eyes fixed on the two of them, flashing with a fierce light.

Zhu Wuneng raised the Supreme Treasure Golden Rake, its nine teeth seemingly emitting the chirping of a thousand birds, and arcs of light leaping between them. A terrifying pressure filled the entire space.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn were at a disadvantage, and they couldn't help but sweat profusely. The other demons and constables were almost suffocating.

Tang Xuanci gradually turned red, transforming into a demonic, muscular monk, a roar emanating from his throat:

"If you don't squat down with your hands on your head by the time I count to three, we'll have to take safety measures."

"one--!
"two--!"

The Golden Horn and Silver Horn glared fiercely, reaching a tacit understanding to prepare for a desperate fight.

Just as things were about to escalate, a voice suddenly rang out from outside the cave, interrupting Tang Xuanci's counting.

"What has happened here? I am the mountain god of this place!"

Upon hearing this, Golden Horn and Silver Horn breathed a sigh of relief and abandoned their will to resist. They immediately shouted:

"Mountain God, you've finally arrived!"

"These evil spirits destroyed my gates and forced their way in without any evidence, and they even tried to assault me. You have to be our witness!"

Tang Xuanci was very unhappy, cursing inwardly that this protective umbrella had come too quickly.

Before he could reply, a gust of wind swept into the cave entrance, bringing in dozens of figures.

The leader was an old Taoist priest with his hair tied up in a bun, holding a whisk and wearing a mountain god's robe. It was unclear whether he was human or demon. However, judging from the patterns on the robe, he was a high-ranking mountain god, two ranks higher than Tang Xuanci.

Upon seeing Tang Xuanci and his disciple, the old Taoist priest immediately showed a surprised expression and said:

"This...so it's a holy monk."

"I just heard the news that you have been appointed as the City God's Immortal Officer, and I was planning to go to Jinxianling tomorrow to congratulate you."

"I didn't expect that Tang Xianwei would come to my territory with such a large force so soon after taking office. I wonder what the reason is?"

Tang Xuanci knew that with the old lamp's arrival, Golden Horn and Silver Horn would definitely not attack the immortals again. He could only sneer, raise the arrest warrant, explain the reason, and then ignore him, directly ordering the constables:

"Search this demon cave thoroughly and verify the identity of everyone inside!"

Unexpectedly, the mountain god, seeing the golden horn's expression, immediately spoke up to stop him:
"Wait a minute."

Smiling broadly, he led his men to Tang Xuanci and said:
"Tang Xianwei has just taken office and is inevitably unfamiliar with the regulations."

"This mountain is, after all, under the jurisdiction of our Mountain God Temple. If there is any violation of the heavenly rules that needs to be investigated, the Ministry of Justice should also hand it over to us."

"Otherwise, it wouldn't be in accordance with the rules."

Tang Xuanci looked at him disdainfully:
"Heh, I don't understand the rules?"
"Let me tell you, I can recite the Heavenly Laws in the Heavenly Hall and the Regulations of the Yue Family Mansion by heart."

"Within the Three Realms, no one understands better than me!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a scroll bearing the seal of the "City God of Azhou" and the inscription "Six-fold Divine Register," and displayed it before him:
"Open your dog eyes and see clearly."

"The City God personally ordered the launch of a special campaign to 'exterminate demons and eliminate evil,' and commanded the Ministry of Justice to conduct a comprehensive investigation of A-zhou, specifically pointing out that the protective umbrella behind the evil gangs must be found."

"Damn it, you're stopping me from investigating now, are you protecting these monsters?"
"Xiao Bai, add him to the list of key people. Check him out tomorrow and see if he can withstand the test."

Ah this?

The mountain god's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help but think of some of his own dark past, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

"What are you all standing there for? Search."

"By the way, I think these two monsters look a lot like the evil demons who led the assassination attempt on the City God. At the time, they were holding a sword, a gourd, and a demon fan."

"You must search carefully, break open any suspicious walls and furniture, and see if there are any hidden compartments inside."

Silver Horn cried out, "Mountain God, he's spouting nonsense! He's abusing his power to frame us!"

Although the mountain god was already filled with apprehension, he still steeled himself and raised his hand again to stop the constables who were about to act, saying:

"And~"

"And your mother's head!"

Tang Xuanci kicked the mountain god hard in the stomach, sending him flying more than ten meters before he crashed into the Silver Horn King.

"If you bastard utter another word, I'll arrest you, you old geezer. Hurry up and search us; let's see who dares to stop us!"

Soon, the celestial constables turned Lotus Cave upside down.

Tang Xuanci and his disciples retaliated maliciously, smashing the beds of Jinjiao and Yinjiao, destroying many valuable furnishings, and even throwing them and their wives' and concubines' underwear on the ground, leaving footprints everywhere.

Unfortunately, their last attack failed, and knowing their identities might be exposed, they had already moved those highly recognizable magical weapons elsewhere.

However, Tang Xuanci ultimately detained a total of 135 demons, including the two demons, and brought them back to the Ministry of Justice on the grounds that they "did not have a celestial identity card", "had a large amount of property of unknown origin" and "possessed contraband".

(End of this chapter)