Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 235 Each Holding Their Own Rice Bowl
The idea of ​​prioritizing harmony lasted only one day.

The following afternoon, Chen Xiaoke learned from the chef and personally cooked a signature dish from the banquet using the golden dragonfish in the pool.

After Tang Xuanci ate the fish, the beaker quickly detected a decay reaction in his body that resembled the nuclear fusion material "tritium".

It's important to understand that directly sensing isotopes with the body and consciousness is a billion times more difficult than identifying viruses with the naked eye.

Like protium and deuterium in hydrogen atoms, they have exactly the same chemical properties, almost the same mass, and are relatively stable. Even if injected into Tang Xuanci's blood, the beaker would not be able to distinguish them.

Tritium is very unstable and highly radioactive; it decays into helium atoms, which is why it can only be detected by a beaker.

However, the fact that it can detect it and give a "suspected" judgment means that the tritium in the fish is not just a little bit, but seriously exceeds the standard.

Tang Xuanci knew that deuterium-tritium fusion was the energy source of the hydrogen bomb. Upon hearing this news, he immediately took Dr. Monkey to the pool to examine it carefully.

They discovered that not only did the exotic arowana in the pool contain deuterium and tritium, but the pool water itself also contained an astonishing amount of deuterium.

Tang Xuanci asked how amazing the beaker was.

According to Beaker, the highest abundance of deuterium on the mother planet is in the ocean, with an average of 0.03 grams per liter of seawater.

The water in this pool contains approximately 0.985 grams per liter, making it nearly 33 times more abundant than seawater.

In other words, if a monkey can hand-make one hydrogen bomb from seawater using the same amount of energy and time, it can hand-make 33 hydrogen bombs from this pool of water.

Tang Xuanci had long been planning to upgrade Xiao Yi Wan to Da Yi Wan.

We know that as long as we can produce enough deuterium at low cost, we can produce lithium deuteride;
If lithium deuteride can be produced, it can be loaded into an atomic bomb and used to instantly blast out the deuterium and tritium molecules using the energy generated by nuclear fission.

The blast unleashed the deuterium and tritium twins, allowing them to be forcibly combined using the high temperature and pressure of a nuclear explosion, releasing several times more energy...

Left foot steps on right foot, instant fusion!
This is the hydrogen bomb!

A pure fission nuclear bomb has an upper limit to its yield because the amount of explosive is severely limited by the "critical mass".

However, the yield of a hydrogen bomb is theoretically infinite; theoretically, it could completely destroy the entire Three Realms with a single shot!
Which boy could resist such temptation?

Even male monkeys can't resist!
The master and disciple, who were afraid that the Three Realms would not be destroyed, had been thinking about this matter for a long time. When filling out the continental examination, they gave priority to coastal areas.

However, the celestial positions in those places were not very good, and other resources could not compare to those of the two states of Wuji Kingdom and Baoxiang Kingdom, so they reluctantly gave up their dreams and did not head to the sea for the time being.

But I never expected that in a dry land like Alabama, where there aren’t even large lakes, there would be such good water, and it’s right in front of me!

The master and apprentice were overjoyed and immediately summoned the housekeeper, asking her to lead the way to the source of the pool.

However, the butler said:
All the other water in the mansion flows down from the top of Jinxian Mountain, but this pool of water, because it contains special fish and plants, has to be transported here separately by air, and one-third of it is replaced every seven days.

"Damn, that old City God really knew how to have fun. The brush bristles in his study were plucked from young girls, the toilet paper in his outhouse had to be from beautiful women, and even the water for raising fish was air-freighted from outside."

Tang Xuanci frowned and asked:
"Where is the water source? Don't tell me it's overseas?"

“Holy Monk, this water is taken from the Nine Yang Spring in Cangwu Valley.” The steward replied cautiously, “Only water from there can be used to raise the Golden Dragon Spirit Fish.”

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci was stunned.

……

Wave Moon Cave, Martial Arts Hall.

Kui Mulang smiled as he led the two young, still-naive mixed-race demons in a sword-wielding demonstration, displaying his true fatherly nature.

The black fox spirit, dressed in a bathrobe, a slip dress, and black stockings, stood to the side smoking and said in a low voice:

"It's been half a month. We've said everything we could and given everything we could. They should have found out what they want to know by now. But that monk has been giving me the runaround, his attitude is unclear."

"I suspect that he may have other ideas and is deliberately stalling for time."

Upon hearing this, Kui Mulang's smile froze. After playing with the child for a few more seconds, he finally let go, dropping the cub, and said with a fierce glint in his eyes:

"If they won't listen to reason, they'll have to suffer the consequences! If that stinking monk insists on going against us, we can't let him live."

The black fox spirit frowned slightly. "But he has already taken control of the City God Temple, and he also has the Great Sage Equal to Heaven and Marshal Tianpeng by his side. He is really difficult to deal with."

"Hmph, they risked participating in the continental examination because they were driven to desperation by Buddhism and Taoism and had to join the Heavenly Court for protection."

"Do you really think being a celestial being is so easy?"
"A rogue monk, a mischievous monkey, a lecherous pig, and a... dim-witted City God—I'd like to see how they plan to govern this vast A-zhou and how they'll subdue the celestial beings and demons here!"
"That stinky monk still wants to be a seventh-rank assistant god, haha, I already shut down Taihua Mountain's documents in the domain."

"Since he's being unreasonable, let's stick to the original plan and send your aunt. She's not a fox, and she hasn't revealed her relationship with us, so she can help keep an eye on them!"

"In addition, I will also cause some trouble for that foolish city god."

"Let's see how that stinky monk reacts then."

The black fox spirit nodded in agreement, "Master is indeed very thoughtful."

Kui Mulang glanced at the little demon beside him, then prepared to leave the cave, saying as he departed:
“Their mother has fallen ill again. I just treated her with the relics. Please take care of her for the next few days.”

The black fox spirit said, "Don't worry, I will take good care of my sister."

……

"Fuck him! This damn bastard, he won't listen to reason, I was too lenient with him!"

An inkstone slammed against the door frame and shattered into eight pieces with a loud bang, scattering cigarette butts everywhere. This startled several maids, who knelt on the ground in fright.

"Gege, don't be angry."

Chen Xiaoke's lips turned down as she threw herself into Tang Xuanci's arms, gently patting his chest to comfort him.

Beside her, Lady White Bone, dressed in high heels, black stockings, a shirt, and a pencil skirt, looked at her strangely. She couldn't understand how this...cute girl could become the City God.

Having once again enjoyed the celestial food and been hired by Chen Xiaoke as a staff member (advisor, unemployed) with public funds, Sha Wujing said:
"Master, please calm down."

"After all, Zuo Shen is a seventh-rank celestial official, and it is not something that the City God can decide on his own. This result is within expectations."

"For now, I have no choice but to change to another celestial position within the scope of my authority."

Tang Xuanci took a deep breath and immediately said:
"Then let's make it Immortal Commander!"

"You all immediately transfer the current celestial officer of the City God Temple to a different position. I'll also take Wukong and Wuneng to serve as celestial officers!"
"If those dog monsters from Wanzishan and Pingdingshan can live comfortably for even a day, then the Heavenly Court has wasted its time raising us!"

In the end, Tang Xuanci still ended up living the kind of life he used to hate the most.

The City God was the top official in Azhou, and Tang Xuanci fully met the appointment requirements, so no accidents occurred this time.

A few days later, Director Tang arrived at the government office at the foot of Jinxianling Mountain with his two beloved apprentices to take up their posts.

Good heavens, a monkey and a pig!
A Monkey King who used to guard the Peach Garden in Heaven has become a temporary worker;

Marshal Tianpeng, who once commanded the Heavenly River Water Palace, has become a temporary worker.

To put it bluntly, this is like turning a golden rice bowl into an iron rice bowl.

To put it in the words of a highly enlightened person—you being the Great Sage and me cleaning latrines, we're both benefiting all living beings!
(End of this chapter)