Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 218 Come again?

The crescent moon, like a silver hook, hangs over the mountain hollow.

The bright moonlight, amplified by the celestial array, illuminated the plaza like a mirror.

The competition on the eight arenas is still ongoing.

Although most of the candidates had already taken their turn and the exam was estimated to end in about half an hour, most of the onlookers were still watching, even eating their meals, and they were all very excited.

This is because two candidates with relatively high "popularity" have not yet appeared.

One was Huineng, a genius of Zen Buddhism.

One is Wuse, a young nun from the Pure Land sect who publicly kissed a demonic muscular monk with a snake, and who couldn't even unleash the Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon. She also seems quite unintelligent, yet she claims she wants to become the City God.

Suddenly, a gasp rang out from the westernmost arena, marked by only a few people:
"Uncle, look, it's Tang Xuanci and the others!"

"Tang Xuanci is here again!"

"By the way, the little nun who kissed him this morning hasn't had her match yet. They're probably back to watch."

Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look.

The three of them, master and disciples, were seen driving two strange contraptions that resembled neither horses nor cars, coming from the direction of the Immortal Town.

They were riding "Monkey King" brand motorcycles—

Sun Wukong rides the standard retro pink version, which is made of carbon fiber and titanium alloy structure, with a load capacity of 0.7 tons, just right to carry his master on the back seat.

Zhu Wuneng rides the MAX version of the Dark Night Black, which is larger and has stronger torque, making it more suitable for large-scale demons.

Once they reached the edge of the crowd, the monkey braked and slowed down. Tang Xuanci, behind him, took a drag of his cigarette and shouted:
"Hey, where did Chen Xiaoke go? Where's that bald girl?"

His voice was full of energy, and he had changed his clothes. He didn't seem tired at all after the battle, as if he had just gone out for a meal and taken a sauna.

Of course, he wasn't the Beauty King, but the Monkey King.

Several students who were swept by his gaze felt as if they had encountered thugs at the school gate, as if they were about to get beaten up if they uttered a single "no".

A monster quickly pointed to the due east direction and replied:

"That beautiful young nun should have gone to the 'Li' character arena with the examiners. Just now, someone reassigned opponents, and she was drawn as number 119, who will be competing against her."

The real Tang Xuanci heard this through the live broadcast, and immediately launched into a tirade of profanities, saying to the monkey himself:

"Wukong, hurry over there, don't let her get beaten to death."

However, when the monkey and the pig arrived, they found that the area outside the arena was already completely surrounded.

Looking up at the platform again, they were shocked to see Chen Xiaoke and a ferocious-looking crab demon verifying their identities!
Good guy~
A person weighing 59 kilograms, with delicate skin and tender flesh, whose eyes revealed three parts tension, three parts fear, and four parts clear stupidity;
A man weighing nine thousand kilograms, with skin as black as iron, and a pair of enormous, pincer-like hands that reflected a chilling metallic sheen.

Standing together, it feels like the former wouldn't even be enough to fill the latter's teeth; the visual impact is a billion times stronger than Liu Yifei falling into a pile of black people.

"Damn it, hurry up and call that idiot down here! Tell her you're done with her if she doesn't come down!" Tang Xuanci cursed helplessly.

The monkey was speechless. He then honked his horn repeatedly from behind the crowd, startling them into making way for him.

Once he had ridden ahead, the Monkey King roared like thunder, "Chen Xiaoke, get down here right now!"

Upon seeing him, Chen Xiaoke's fear and unease lessened somewhat, but quickly turned into embarrassment. She called out, both afraid of trouble and wanting to cause it:

"Gege, I promised the master of Hongfa Temple that I would become the City God and save the people there."

"Please let me try."

"Maybe I can defeat this monster in one go."

Ah this! ?
Are you polite?

To speak the weakest words and utter the most arrogant pronouncements?

The crab demon's expression changed; its lantern-sized eyes first glanced at Chen Xiaoke, then looked at the beauty queen who had come to the arena.

"Admit defeat right now and get down here, or... I'll abandon you!"

"Please, please let me try!"

Seeing this outrageous scene, everyone around was speechless, thinking to themselves that they had indeed made the right choice. Although the "Zhen" arena next to them had Huineng from the Zen sect, his opponent was an unknown person. How could it be as interesting as Tang Sanzang's nun lover?

The examiners from the Dou Department and the Thunder God present were speechless upon hearing this farcical conversation and immediately intervened to stop it.

Even the monkey felt it looked rather dull at that moment, and said to Tang Xuanci in an annoyed tone:

"Ugh, so annoying! Since she insists on beating me, let her. Anyway, the other side is a crab demon from the Eight Great Sects, who has no connection with the Daoist sect. At most, we'll beat this idiot up, but we won't kill her."

Tang Xuanci was both angry and tired. He wanted to say something but stopped himself, and then he couldn't be bothered to care anymore.

Just then, Pig Daytian suddenly said, "Uh, something's wrong."

"That monk Huineng, who was said to be able to fight Red Boy, didn't even fight his opponent and drew lots again."

Look, he drew the 95 that was previously vacant due to the position swap. In other words, if he keeps winning, he will run into Lee Sin in the next round.

Do you think this guy could be so scared that he'd just give up?

Ah this?

Seriously? This is unlucky?

Tang Xuanci opened his heavy eyelids again as if he had heard terrible news.

He had met that bald monk before, and felt that no matter how he read his expression or used his double pupils to see through him, he couldn't discern his true nature at all.

Considering his already established reputation, if we were to name the least likely candidate to be cheated out of their books, it would undoubtedly be him.

Isn't this the end of the world? Even with just one more round of points, you might still not get an interview!

"clang--"

As the bell tolled, the four purple light arrays sealed off the arena. Under the fear of "Is Gege angry?", Chen Xiaoke began his first fair and square martial arts competition.

As the monkey had predicted, the crab demon named "Crab Treasure Blessing" did not immediately attack Chen Xiaoke. Instead, it spoke in a hoarse but gentle voice:
"Little Master, I don't want to hurt you, you should just admit defeat."

Chen Xiaoke glanced at the Monkey King below the stage again, and seeing that he didn't say anything, she replied:

"I...don't want to admit defeat."

"..."

Xie Baozhu maintained a calm demeanor on the surface, but inwardly he was cursing:
You don't want to admit defeat?
You don't want to admit defeat, do you expect me to? Huh? Answer me!

You don't want to lose. What if I hurt you? Won't those two crazy teachers and students in the audience come after me? Huh?!

But despite its anger and curses, it pondered for a moment and then continued to offer kind advice:

"You can't beat me."

Looking at its terrifying and ferocious demonic body, Chen Xiaoke had indeed lost confidence long ago, but when she thought of her original intention for coming here, she was still unwilling to admit defeat.

So she came up with a compromise and suggested:

"How about this... I'll try hitting you and see if you can block it. If you think I'm better than you, then you should admit defeat."

Ah this! ?
Upon hearing this unreasonable request, the onlookers were utterly dumbfounded, wondering if this was a martial arts contest or just playing house.
Xie Baozhu, however, recalled the "impotence earthworm" she had used on Tang Xuanci and thought to herself, "Good grief, here we go again."

However, after a little thought, he felt that this was not bad. After all, his best skill was defense. He could use defense as a substitute for offense. As long as he was not careless, he could not suffer any major losses from her attack.

So he replied:
"Alright, I'll take your move. If you can't even repel me, then admit defeat immediately, how about that?"

"Okay!"

Chen Xiaoke happily agreed, but seeing that the distance was a bit far, she added:
"May I come a little closer?"

Ah this?
Pushing the envelope?

His skin is even thicker than Tang Xuanci's!
The surrounding area erupted in uproar once again.

Even the monkey couldn't hold back anymore. Already irritable because his plan to play Texas Hold'em had been thwarted, it said irritably:

"Ugh, this is so annoying! You idiot, hurry up and hit him, then get down here right now, don't keep me from eating!"

"Start quickly, don't waste time!" the examiner urged sternly.

Crab Treasure Zhu suppressed his urge to eat people and said helplessly, "Then take another twenty steps."

"it is good!"

Chen Xiaoke immediately started counting and took big strides forward. He said he took twenty steps, but it was at least equivalent to thirty.

Finally, she didn't make any more outrageous demands. Instead, she kindly reminded Crab Baby to be careful on defense to avoid getting injured.

Xie Baozhu had no intention of not taking the defense seriously, so he readily agreed and then activated the magic power within his body.

"Crackling sound—"

With a strange noise, countless dark golden patterns appeared on its dark blue-black skin, floating on its body and forming a phantom of "armor".

It is as thick and heavy as a city wall, yet it has a supple and lustrous sheen like flowing water.

"Young master, please."

(End of this chapter)