Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 217 The Golden Flower Plan

"Fortunately, Elder Taibai intervened in time; otherwise, I would have lost a four-star general, a double-flowered red stick, and a fine son."

—My Struggle: The Legend of the Exploding Monkey King

It's too late to say, then soon!
A beam of platinum light shot out diagonally, not only enveloping Red Boy but also causing him to rapidly shift to the left.

However, after moving only twenty centimeters, a super, super, super muscular leg kicked it.

With a terrifying roar, the light imprint shattered into countless points of light, and Red Boy's demonic body exploded, his flesh and blood flying everywhere.

The limbs and head were completely separated, parting ways in the raging air currents, each flying off in its own direction.

Ah this!

This shocking scene struck the hearts of countless viewers like a heavy hammer, leaving them trembling with fear and disbelief.

Red Boy, the undisputed number one demon immortal in this year's continental examination, was not only defeated in the first round of the martial arts test, but was also... killed?

Just as they were beginning to freeze, Tang Xuanci's devilish double pupils locked onto Red Boy's head, which was not yet completely shattered. His body leaned forward instantly, like an arrow about to be released from a bow!

At this moment, a figure rushed close, brandishing a whisk, and wrapped it around Red Boy's head, then produced a purple talisman and planted it between his eyebrows.

This person was none other than Venus, who had descended from the heavens above the celestial palace on a cloud.

"The outcome is decided, Tang Xuanci, you have won!" the referee of the Battle Division shouted, and immediately flew over on his magic weapon, his eyes filled with shock and vigilance as he looked at Tang Xuanci.

Tang Xuanci's gaze followed the head upwards, fixing on Taibai Jinxing's face. The almost insane killing intent in his eyes had not disappeared, and his body was restless.

Fortunately, the beaker reminded me in time—

"Your consciousness and body are severely overloaded; the Spirit Hoop must be sealed at an higher dimension immediately!"

— Only then did it awaken the little remaining reason in him.

As the raging life force within his body was sealed away one dimension at a time, his hair, which had been standing upright, fell down (like the most robust muscles), and then the crimson and white light dimmed, and it all shrank back into his pores.

He felt his energy and spirit instantly drained, like a 69-year-old comrade who had been injected with adrenaline and played with Ju Mi and Yang Jingyi for three days and three nights before stopping the medication and entering a state of sagehood.

Although his muscular physique remained strong and sexy, and appeared completely undamaged to outsiders, he felt heavier than Mount Taihua, as if a tiny ant were pulling a heavy cart, completely unable to move it.

I could only use my last bit of strength to fine-tune my bones and lock my joints, so that my body could stand up like a vase and not fall over.
He mustered his last bit of strength to keep his eyelids open, preventing them from drooping completely.

The Immortal Abode Square was in complete disarray, a mess everywhere, as if it had just experienced a natural disaster and was now calming down.

The silence speaks.

Everyone looked at Tang Xuanci, who had gone bald again, their eyes filled with a variety of emotions, and they didn't know how to comment.

The monkey saw that although Red Boy's physical body was damaged, his primordial spirit had probably been saved. He felt both relieved and annoyed. He immediately flashed in front of Tang Xuanci, pointed at Taibai Jinxing and asked him what he meant. Was he being biased and protecting Red Boy? And what about the Rakshasa woman's sneak attack from the sidelines?
But a faint electromagnetic wave reached the hair that was specifically used to receive Morse code:
"Let's get out of here, find a secluded spot, and not let anyone see that I can't move!"

Oh?
Only then did the monkey notice Tang Xuanci's strange condition. Seeing that he seemed about to collapse at any moment, it immediately used a technique called "Immobilization Technique," which was no less difficult than "Transformation Technique" and required super strong primordial spirit power as its foundation, to forcibly immobilize him.

After exchanging a few more words with Venus, he conjured a gust of wind and carried Tang Xuanci to the Immortal Town on the south side of the square.

The moment his feet left the ground, Tang Xuanci could no longer hold on, his brain shut down, and he fell into a vegetative state.

“God has the virtue of good life.

"The celestial examination should be stopped when it is too late. When you go on stage, you should also act according to your ability and not risk your life."

"Let's continue the competition and restore order."

Venus explained his actions with a series of righteous and righteous words, and then, carrying the head, returned to the Taihua Immortal Mansion under the protection of a group of lower-level immortals.

With the help of the female cultivators and boys from Cuiyun Mountain, Rakshasa Girl painfully got up and chased after them, tears streaming down her face.

The crowd in the square suddenly erupted in cheers again, their emotions so high that it was as if the audience on Tang Xuanci's home planet had witnessed the Chinese football team pull off a stunning upset and win the World Cup!
Their competition was like a drop tower, suddenly lifting people into the air and then dropping them at lightning speed... Looking at all the continental examinations throughout the history of the four continents, you can't find one as exciting as the one we just saw.

Even the candidates who were eliminated early in the "Thunder Sound Trial" felt that this trip was worthwhile. They didn't expect to see such a winning hand right from the start, and even if they didn't pass the Heavenly Immortal exam, it was still worth the price of admission.

Many imaginative individuals have also unleashed their rich imaginations:

"Did you hear what his move was called? Nine-Dimensional Escape Technique! And he only seemed to have activated the seventh dimension just now. What does that mean? It's terrifying to think about!"

"Could it be that we can open up a sixth, fifth, or even a fourth dimension? My God, what if we open up to the first dimension?"

"Could this be related to the Golden Cicada Saint Buddha's Nine Revolutions Reincarnation Immortal Technique? Just like the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir, each revolution is stronger than the last!"

……

"Quickly send this message to the South China Sea. Tang Xuanci has actually taken control of the Immortal Fruit within his body!"

The old monk in charge of the Pure Land School was unpredictable and knew very well what this meant.

He used to be able to destroy his longevity fruit only by committing suicide;

Now, he can ejaculate anytime without committing suicide. The suspenseful journey to the West is completely ruined!

……

When Tang Xuanci opened his eyes again, the sun had completely set, leaving only a lingering glow of sunset in the west.

Because all the rooms in the Fairy Town were already full, the monkey took him to a corner of the valley wilderness.

The monkey and pig sitting next to him, smoking, saw that he was awake and immediately bombarded him with a million questions.

The monkey was very interested in his "Nine-Dimensional Escape Technique," especially wanting to know what would happen if one dimension were opened.
"Once I open one dimension... I can... kick Buddha to death with one kick!"

Tang Xuanci forced a smile, feeling that even the vibration of his vocal cords was weak.

This is the side effect of using immortality.

In clinical trials, Beaker had already analyzed that even if only the nine dimensions were activated, if the duration was too long, his body and consciousness would be damaged.

Now they've even opened up the eight dimensions for 25 seconds, and then even the seven dimensions. They're completely powerless to fight again in the short term.

In the martial arts competition, there is only twelve hours of rest time between each round. This means that if he encounters anyone in the next round, he will be unable to defeat them unless the opponent was seriously injured in the previous battle.

That's why he hesitated before about whether to fight Red Boy to the death.

Seeing how weak he was, the monkey and the pig immediately thought of the same problem.

Winning only the first round of the competition will earn you ten points.

Those who dared to compete for the position of City God in Wuji Kingdom were all strong, with their backgrounds in martial arts, literature, and theory being almost equally impressive.

The interview process only selects the top three candidates, so he might still not get in in the end.

"Oh, it's nothing~"
"At least you ruined that rotten radish's body, which helped me, Old Sun, vent my anger."

"I want to see who can help him rebuild his golden body like Nezha. If not, then he really has to be reincarnated."

The monkey chuckled.

Pig-day-old's rant:

"This stable boy is really vicious. Even if he doesn't acknowledge you as a relative, there's no need for him to kill you."

"And he was so cruel, kicking such a beautiful woman like that."

"When the Bull Demon King hears about this, he'll definitely make things difficult for us."

The monkey bared its teeth at him and cursed:
"I'll teach you a brain-licking pig with nothing but milk!"
"Didn't you see that the mother and daughter clearly wanted to kill this monk too? I kindly advised them to find another opponent, but they ignored me. Now they've killed him, which is just asking for trouble."

"Hmph, it would be even better if that guy surnamed Niu really dared to come. I, Old Sun, will send him to the underworld too, so he can be reincarnated as a brother to my son."

The two of them were arguing, but then Tang Xuanci took a slow, deep breath and suddenly said:
"I have another plan. Just because we can't fight doesn't mean... we can't win."

Ah this?

The monkey asked, "Then how do we win?"

"bluff."

Tang Xuanci said:

"I've already calculated it. If nothing unexpected happens, in the next three rounds, no matter who wins or loses, the people I encounter will not be recognized as strong."

"Tomorrow, as long as I can walk onto the stage myself, I can scare him to death with my eyes and make him give up."

Ah this?

The monkey asked uncertainly, "Are you sure it will work? Who's so cowardly as to give up without even trying?"

"Heh... Try? I'll let him try and he'll die. That kid just now is an example."

Pig-Heaven suddenly realized something, thinking to himself, "Good heavens, no wonder this monk was so desperate to kill Red Boy in the end. It turns out that besides venting his anger, there was another reason."

Thinking about it this way, he realized that this plan was not entirely impossible, and said:
"This monk kills without blinking an eye. He almost killed Red Boy. If he doesn't show any fear, and he encounters someone of average strength tomorrow, the other party will probably give up to save his life."

The monkey thought about it and realized it made sense. He thought it was just like playing "Golden Flower" (a card game), where you lose your straight flush by holding 236. Suddenly, he felt wide awake and even suggested that he could transform into Tang Xuanci and go to a bar in Immortal Town to scare people tonight...

The "Golden Flower" plan was quickly finalized.

Tang Xuanci immediately took a Qi-replenishing pill and continued to recuperate.

However, as soon as he closed his eyes, a question suddenly occurred to him, and he exclaimed:

Where is Chen Xiaoke?
Didn't you bring her along?
"That idiot wouldn't actually go on stage and start a fight, would he?"

(End of this chapter)