Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 179 Something Happened in Chang'an

If you fall behind, you will be attacked.

Wuzhuang Temple faced immense pressure from the Buddhist community, and even with Tang Xuanci as a hostage, it was at a disadvantage in negotiations.

Zhen Yuanzi quickly reached his limit and had no choice but to agree to release the people on the condition of "saving the ginseng fruit tree and compensating them with the equivalent of 13 ginseng fruits".

So, the three brothers with the character "悟" received the message and prepared to end their business trip.

Gao Cuiqiang heard that monkeys could use magic to take away a lot of items, so he not only bought them the best cigarettes, alcohol, betel nuts, beverages... and the juice of the soul, but also took them to the largest shopping center in the state capital for a free shopping spree before they left.

Inside a trendy ready-to-wear clothing store called "Ya Yi Ku".

Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror, adjusted the shawl collar suit recommended by the stylist, and felt that paired with his slicked-back hair with the sides shaved, he was almost as handsome as his master.

However, instead of rushing out of the fitting room to amaze Gao Cuilan, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and made a call.

The beeping sound lasted a long time before the call was answered, and there was a rustling sound from the other end.

"Hey, Lingling?"

"……What's wrong?"

"what are you doing?"

"Didn't do anything... What? Speak up if you have something to say!?"

"We're at the shopping mall, planning to pack a lot of things to take back to the Sumeru Realm. Is there anything you want? I think the clothes you're wearing now are just something a monkey conjured up, completely unworthy of your beauty and temperament. Why don't you tell me your size and I'll bring some dresses back for you to wear?"

"Um...no need."

"Uh, what's wrong? Why does your voice sound so strange?"

"Phew, I'm practicing my skills. I'll hang up for now... you, you bastard, slap slap slap... beep~"

Ah this?

The blow was like a knife, piercing his heart!

Pigsy wasn't stupid; he froze on the spot, his head buzzing, and tears almost welled up in his eyes.

Lingling, again with that monk...

This is impossible!
The monk's recent behavior has been so awful and despicable, Lingling must really hate him!

Zhu Ganglie still refused to believe the truth, but from the fitting room on the left, the monkey's hearty laughter and sarcastic remarks could be heard.

It turns out that Pigsy was always open and aboveboard when flirting with the dragon. He didn't try to hide when making the phone call, so the monkey didn't need to eavesdrop and could clearly hear what was happening on the phone.

Sha Dingtian's voice soon came from the right:

"Second Brother, just give up on that idea."

"I told you long ago, Ao Ling only pretends to dislike Master on the surface, but actually likes him very much in her heart."

"Besides, she is now practically our master's wife. If you insist on pestering her, wouldn't that be going against the Heavenly Gang?"

Pigsy said with no small amount of resentment:
"She's putting on such a convincing act, how would I know? She just likes that kind of scoundrel like Master."

"All this time I've been so devoted to her, living like a widow every day, and I never imagined she was such a superficial woman who only cares about looks!"

Just then, a soft, sweet voice drifted from outside the fitting room:
"Three immortals, do the clothes fit you?"
"Great Immortal Pig, your figure is too robust. I was afraid that even the largest clothes here would be too small, so I specially found some more from the side and had them placed outside the door."

"Also, I packed some clothes for Tang Lang as well, you can take them back with you..."

The speaker was Gao Cuilan.

Since she began cultivating and learning about the unique production management of the Three Realms, she has heard and seen more about demons, so she knows that Monkey, Pig, and Sand are demons in disguise, and she is no longer as neurotic as before.

Today, Gao Cuisheng was unavailable, and Gao Cuiqiang wasn't very familiar with the business here, so they brought her along as well.

When Zhu Bajie heard Gao Cuilan's voice, it was as if he were hearing celestial music, and his ears were instantly cleared.

Especially when she heard that she had specially found clothes for her, she was secretly delighted and felt warm and touched.

He immediately thought to himself:
"Lanlan is still the best!"

"Although she's just a mortal woman, her beauty isn't much less than that of the dragon, and her curves are just as impressive. Moreover, she's gentle and considerate, making her even more suitable as a wife."

After thinking it over, she quickly fixed her hair, smiled, and went out.

Seeing that this guy had suddenly gone all out again, fawning over Gao Cuilan, and even forcibly demanding her phone number under the pretext of exchanging work information, Sha Dingtian could only smile speechlessly and say nothing more.

After their purchases were complete, the three brothers quietly left the area and headed towards the cave where Tang Xuanci was.

Sha Dingtian's cave dwelling is much larger than General Yin's elegant residence, with six rooms and five halls, and a huge balcony. It is hidden in the middle of the cliff with an illusionary magic array.

At this moment, Tang Xuanci was on the balcony, holding Nailong in his arms, basking in the sun and resting.

Suddenly, the phone rang again.

Milk Dragon was startled and opened its eyes, as if it had heard a bomb countdown, and tried to get up and run away.

But Tang Xuanci's arms immediately unleashed tremendous power, and he chuckled:

"It's not your phone, it's mine."

"roll!"

The dragon, remembering the incredibly embarrassing moment it had just experienced, didn't want to repeat it. So, disregarding the fact that its vital points were still sealed, it transformed into its dragon form and began to shake wildly, sweeping away the robe containing the little smart device.

However, Tang Xuanci's terrifying power once again shocked her. As the poem testifies:
Clinging firmly to the towering peak, its roots firmly planted in the broken rocks;
It remains steadfast despite countless trials and tribulations, and can be transformed into a horse or a dragon!
Ao Ling couldn't understand how this rogue monk, who only trained his muscles every day, could improve so rapidly.
You must understand, she is not a dragon prince with incomplete bloodline like the alligator dragon or the black dragon, but a true dragon.

Even without any cultivation, by naturally absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and moon, one can forge an immortal body when it matures.

After swallowing the ginseng fruit, she felt that her nascent soul and dragon body were approaching the bottleneck of a qualitative change, and it could be said that she had almost no rivals below the level of immortals.

Could it be that this rogue monk's current divine power is comparable to that of a demon immortal?
"Heh, are you trying to twist my arm in half? Huh?"

Tang Xuanci still had the energy to tease, so he stroked the soft, jade-like scales on its belly and said:

"Alright, stop fooling around. Maybe it's an emergency?"

With that, he released Bai Long, turned and walked to the corner of the wall, and took out his mobile phone.

"Holy crap, it's a call from Chang'an."

With a muttered sound, he immediately activated the free-to-use feature:
"Hey, Chu Bao, what's wrong?"

Hearing this disgusting name, Milk Dragon was extremely ashamed and angry. She lashed out at the man with a powerful tail whip, but was caught tightly by him.

"Tang Lang." Wu Cairen on the other end of the phone seemed to hear something, paused, and asked uncertainly, "Is anyone there?"

"It's alright, it was my horse that got spooked, you can tell me."

Tang Xuanci chuckled, feeling that playing with Milk Dragon was more fun than with any other woman.

However, Wu Chu's next sentence froze his smile:
"Something has happened in Chang'an. The Crown Prince has been imprisoned, and the entire Eastern Palace has been sealed off."

Ah this! ?
Upon hearing this, even the milk dragon fell silent.

Tang Xuanci frowned and quickly asked what had happened.

It turns out that Li Chengqian had plotted to assassinate Prince Wei, Li Tai, some time ago, but failed.

As a result, evidence has suddenly leaked out, causing a scene before the emperor, with the finger pointing directly at the crown prince.

Li Chengqian was terrified and completely lost his composure. He even summoned people to secretly plot a coup at Xuanwu Gate to force the emperor to abdicate.

As a result, the plan was inadvertently exposed.

Li Shimin was furious and had already taken him down.

Even if he isn't executed this time, he'll likely be stripped of his title as crown prince and banished from Chang'an.

In this way, Tang Xuanci and his team's plans over the past few days have been in vain.

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci's temples bulged with veins, and he burst into a tirade of curses:
"Damn, is he an idiot?"

"With such limited wisdom and strength, he still wants to imitate his father and me, Uncle Yu, and cause trouble at Xuanwu Gate?"
"This guy is a complete waste!"

(End of this chapter)