Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 178 Tedious Meetings and Business Trips
"The focus of today's meeting is still on how to get the Old Mother of Lishan to contact Emperor Taizong of Tang. Yesterday, Master asked everyone to come up with a plan and discuss it at the meeting. I hope everyone has prepared one?"

After finishing his work summary for the previous week, Sha Dingtian got straight to the point. He crossed his fingers in front of him, his gaze both kind and serious, and glanced at his senior brothers, junior brothers, and "master's wife."

The monkey exhaled smoke from its lungs, squatted on a chair, and eagerly spoke up:
What other options are there?
"With that old witch's abilities, she might be able to pull off some wicked tricks, but it's absolutely impossible for her to sneak into the Taiji Palace in Chang'an."

"If you ask me, just do it!"
"I, Old Sun, will somersault into Chang'an, flatten the City God Temple, kill gods and Buddhas alike, and kidnap the emperor directly."

"I'd like to see who can stop me, the Great Sage Riding the Heavens!"

Ah this?

Sha Dingtian frowned and said:

"With Senior Brother's current abilities, even the immortals and heavenly soldiers protecting Chang'an are no match for him."

"But if we do that, it will shock the Buddhist community, and our trump card will be exposed."

"Moreover, a direct assault on Chang'an is an extremely serious crime. The Heavenly Court will definitely issue a warrant for your arrest throughout the Three Realms. I'm afraid that the number of heavenly soldiers and generals searching for you will be ten or a hundred times more than the number searching for me."

The monkey, however, was unimpressed and instead took pride in his words, laughing:

"so what?
"When the hoops binding me and the monk break, we'll rebel and return to my Flower Fruit Mountain to proclaim ourselves Great Sages."

"Once we create the Great Yi-Yi-Yi and the Tai-Yi-Yi-Yi, we'll nuke Mount Ling and blow up the Heavenly Palace!"

Pigsy said with a look of disgust:

“Monk, look, this stable boy has fallen ill again, just like before. You shouldn’t have fed him so many ginseng fruits; he’ll kill us all sooner or later.”

"Hehe, I think you're getting cocky again, you idiot, you're asking for a beating!" The monkey flicked the cigarette butt at him.

The two started playfully fighting.

Tang Xuanci was speechless with frustration. He stopped them both and said in an annoyed tone:
“Mount Ling will definitely be leveled, and the Heavenly Palace will be blown up, but it’s too early to start a direct confrontation now.”

"If we do as you say, we'll be hunted down by both the legitimate and criminal worlds immediately. It's not worth it."

"This proposal is rejected outright. Next."

Sha Dingtian looked at Zhu Ganglie and said, "Second Senior Brother, tell me your plan."

"Sigh~" Zhu Ritian said in a muffled voice, "What other way is there? Just have Master find a lover in the palace to keep a close eye on him, and make a move when that cuckolded emperor leaves the city."

"Damn, didn't we already say that?"
The monkey said:
"This naan bread scumbag was asked to help make circuit boards, but he cut corners and made a complete mess of them; when asked to come up with solutions, he did a perfunctory job."

"All he does all day, besides eating, drinking, and relieving himself, is follow Nailong around like a lapdog."

“I think we should lower this guy’s status in the gang. He shouldn’t be a ‘Great Sage’ anymore. He should just go back to Gao Village and hang out with Gao Cuiqiang.”

Pig Daytian hurriedly defended himself:
"Go to hell."

"After finishing my work, I can't even learn piano with Lingling or discuss music?"
"Besides, this is the best solution. Do you really want me to come up with other terrible ideas? In any case, it's better than your deadly method."

"Stop arguing~"

Tang Xuanci said:

"Ritian's work attitude is not proper, so his benefits will be halved this week."

"It's definitely not going to work for us to just wait for Li Er to leave the city."

"Guanyin Tathagata was clearly afraid that other forces would find a way to break the magic headband, so he valued the magic headband spell extremely. If it weren't for forcing me to leave Chang'an, he probably wouldn't have passed it on to Li Shimin."

"Perhaps they're hoping Li Shimin dies right now. If this drags on any longer, what if he really does pass away one day? Are we supposed to pry open the mouths of Buddha and Guanyin?"
"Next one."

Milk Dragon was a dragon with lofty ambitions. Although he was currently at odds with Tang Xuanci, he was still very concerned about the great cause of defying the heavens. Before Sha Dingtian could ask, he spoke up:

"According to the intelligence sent by that adulterous woman in the palace, the struggle between the current Crown Prince Li Chengqian and his second son Li Tai is intensifying."

"Furthermore, she recently deduced that Li Chengqian has already decided to stage a coup and force the emperor to abdicate. I carefully examined the basis of her judgment and felt that it was quite credible."

"Therefore, we can try to secretly fan the flames, using ordinary people to incite chaos, and force Li Shimin out of Chang'an..."

As she spoke, she unfolded a sheet of paper with a diagram of factional struggles drawn on it and began to explain in detail.

Tang Xuanci looked at the two peaks she had placed on the table, a sweet smile playing on her lips. She thought to herself, "She's clearly called Wu Chu, but you call her a whore. What grudge do you hold against her?"
However, he felt that Milk Dragon's approach was indeed feasible, and it was also the optimal solution that Beaker came up with using the enumeration method.

Although Wu Chu is still a concubine and has not yet been favored by Li Shimin, she has long been well-connected in the inner palace.

When the monkeys ran from Tibet to Chang'an for the second time, they had already installed a total of 15 solar-powered superconducting base stations, 48 ​​pinhole cameras, and 256 miniature eavesdropping devices in the Taiji Palace, the East Palace, the Imperial City, Chang'an City, and even the City God Temple.

Then, he also gave Wu a networked monitor and a solar power source.

These are all ordinary things, yet they can operate 24 hours a day without anyone noticing.

Using this system, Wu Chu is practically like a protagonist in a historical fantasy novel who has gained a cheat code. Coupled with her own intelligence, her control over the situation in the palace is now remarkably precise.

If we were to let the monkey infiltrate Chang'an to help, and use its seventy-two transformations to do something crucial, such as plotting to force Li Chengqian to abdicate and usurp the throne, it would indeed be feasible.

The fear is that the Heavenly Court might intervene secretly.

However, what they were after was not for Li Chengqian's coup to succeed; they only wanted to create chaos in the palace and force Li Shimin to temporarily leave the city to avoid trouble.

This is indeed the best course of action at present.

After listening to Nailong's words, Sha Dingtian immediately stated that his own plan was also to secretly create disaster to force the emperor to leave the city. However, he thought of a natural disaster, which was not as natural as the calamity of factional strife, so Nailong's plan was better.

So, after failing to come up with a better solution, they immediately decided to implement this plan.

After the meeting.

Monkey, Pig, and Sand went on a business trip to Tibet, intending to take advantage of the break from their pilgrimage to help the Qiangsheng Group solve its production technology problems in one go.

The monkeys are primarily responsible for upgrading and expanding the equipment on automated production lines, as well as training the technicians involved in the changes.

Sha Dingtian systematically studied civil engineering and architectural design, and practiced the construction of reinforced concrete. This time, he plans to open a water diversion underground river according to the blueprints and plans, build an underground water and sewage system, construct twenty large factory buildings and two underground bases.

Zhu Ritian was in charge of constructing the superconducting transmission line, and also of using lightning to survey all areas suspected of containing deep uranium deposits. Back then, he used this very method when he said there was an 80% chance of gold mines beneath Mount Mogang.

Pig Daytian complained about how much trouble he had, but he was actually very excited inside.

He was desperate to maintain a charming yet not vulgar image in Lingling's mind, and he had been holding back his feelings for a long time.

So he couldn't wait to go back on his business trip, hoping to take the opportunity to have a passionate encounter with Li Hongxing, flirt with Gao Cuilan, and perhaps even sneak a peek through the window...

However, he didn't know that no sooner had he and the other two third wheels stepped out the door than his master opened a can of spinach and forcefully took advantage of him.

There is no suspense.

Lingling reluctantly agreed to play the second round of poker in the Dragon Life game.

(End of this chapter)