Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 142 What to do next?
Gao Cuilan looked into the pair of cold, vertical pupils, and listened to her threatening words. Her heart trembled and she was extremely frightened.

However, when Xiaoqing and a few monsters walked to the door and were about to leave, she pretended not to notice that Xiaoqing was using a spell to transmit sound, and directly said in a crying voice:

"I came here just to listen to Tang Lang's instructions so that I can help my brothers. Please don't blame me, sister~"

As he spoke, he began to sob, tears streaming down his face.

Ah this?

Everyone in the room was stunned.

Xiaoqing turned around, looked at Tang Xuanci, then looked at her, and cursed in her heart:
"Isn't this guy a fool? He can't even hear the secret voice transmission. Didn't he see that no one else heard it?"

Tang Xuanci looked at the two of them and immediately guessed what was going on. He guessed that Xiaoqing must not want him to have a legitimate relationship with Gao Cuilan, so she threatened her.

Considering that Xiaoqing was a monster who killed people without blinking an eye, Tang Xuanci frowned and said to her:

"Tsk, why are you trying to scare me? We're all comrades, don't mess around, or I'll get angry."

Xiao Qing also knew that he was quite proud of the Qiangsheng Group. Seeing his serious expression, she was afraid of making him unhappy, so she said sarcastically:
"I was just joking with her. She's timid and can't stand being scared. She cries eight hundred times a day."

After saying that, he glared at Gao Cuilan again before leaving.

Gao Cuiqiang and Gao Cuisheng hurriedly explained to Tang Xuanci, and also told him that Gao Cuilan had made some progress in her practice.

Tang Xuanci was slightly surprised by this and signaled the monkey to check from a distance, and found that it was indeed correct.

"My two brothers are as dumb as pigs. I didn't expect that she actually has some spiritual roots. But she's still far inferior to the woman in the palace. At most, she'll be favored by some small sects and families."

Upon hearing this, the Gao brothers felt both happy and ashamed.

Gao Cuiqiang was absolutely unwilling to accept the fact that he could not practice cultivation, so he quickly asked politely if there were any other ways to achieve immortality.

Tang Xuanci said:

"Of course there are. Didn't I tell you that all three hundred and sixty side doors have positive results? I called you here today just for this matter.

"Considering your qualifications are so poor, there aren't many options left.

"Moreover, the goal of your cultivation, as well as that of most of the core members of the group, is not to fight, but mainly to achieve immortality and enhance your energy and brainpower.

"So we have worked together over the past two days and have developed a most suitable and distinctive path for you to cultivate immortality—

"The Way of the 'Movement' Gate.

"It means taking yin to replenish yang, rubbing the navel to stimulate qi, taking red lead, refining autumn stone, and taking women's milk. Women can also do the opposite."

Ah this?

The two brothers lived in Bengbu and thought to themselves, "Wow, are they so wild?"
Gao Cuilan's pretty face flushed red with embarrassment. She stole a glance at Tang Xuanci and couldn't help but imagine the scene of practicing dual cultivation with him. Just thinking about it made her feel... happy.

Tang Xuanci continued:
"Practicing the Dongzi Sect is not difficult in the early stages. In the later stages, you only need to improve the quality of the furnace and cauldron. There are no requirements for your own talent.

"Anyway, as long as the power is great enough, I can even ask a celestial being to descend to earth and personally train me in the future.

"I declare that from now on, all members of the Qiangsheng Group will practice the Way of the Dongzi Sect together.

“Then I will look for a sect that specializes in this art and try to complete all the secret techniques from foundation building to Nascent Soul. I will also invite a group of professional coaches to provide clinical guidance within the group and guarantee that they will teach you until you master it.

“Just consider it an employee benefit.

"Once you reach the Nascent Soul stage, the amount of life you can gain from eating a golden elixir or peach will be maximized. If you eat it on time and in the right amount, you will be able to achieve eternal life.

"At this point, whether or not you can truly cultivate an immortal body is no longer important."

Immortality!

Gao Cuiqiang and Gao Cuisheng were both shocked, and felt that the immortal cultivation plan given by Master Tang was too scientific, too clever, and too considerate.

Although the process is a bit undignified, ask yourself, do they care?
Don't care at all!
The brother immediately bowed his head and expressed his gratitude for the great kindness.

Tang Xuanci said:

"Alright, I have to continue my journey west in a few days. You all should come over here in the evenings these few days and make the most of your time to learn the introductory exercises first. Brother Hou is not good at the Dongzimen, so I will let Anal Fissure teach you."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and opened the portal to the Xumi space.

A hypocritical scream suddenly rang out.

When everyone looked closely, they saw Zhu Ganglie, who had lost a lot of weight, squeezed in a space surrounded by rock walls, staring at the computer screen with great interest.

Gao Cuilan hid behind her brother like a frightened deer. She didn't know if it was because of the content on the computer or because the monster was greedy for her body.

"See? I told you anal fissure is very professional, right?" Tang Xuanci laughed.

The monkey laughed and scolded the pig, "You idiot with a brain! Get out here now and teach them your stupid kung fu!"

Zhu Ganglie turned his head with a strong sense of relaxation. He was about to complain something when he suddenly found Gao Cuilan outside the arbitrary door. His eyes lit up immediately and a silly smile appeared on his pig face.

“One after another…”

The shouting from the speakers suddenly made it realize its situation. It immediately grabbed the mouse and clicked around frantically. It finally closed the movie and carefully squeezed out of the door.

"Hey, Master, how come you still have that kind of stuff in your computer? I accidentally clicked it just now and got a fright."

"Stop pretending and teach them the basics of the dynamic character movement technique."

Tang Xuanci pointed at the Gao brothers, but Zhu Ganglie only stared at Gao Cuilan behind them, and said suspiciously but excitedly:
"Lanlan, do you want to learn too? How about I personally teach you...dual cultivation?"

"I don't want it." Gao Cuilan was scared to death.

"Fix your mother's head." Tang Xuanci said unhappily, "She can just practice the Caesar Girl Sutra. If you want to lead a dual cultivation, then take Ah Qiang and Ah Sheng."

Ah this! ?
The Gao brothers were shocked and wondered if they could learn the word "动" (movement)? This pig demon wasn't picky about food, so would he really agree?
Fortunately, Zhu Ganglie said with disdain:

"They are two men, who wants to take them?"

As he spoke, he pulled Tang Xuanci aside, glanced at Gao Cuilan, and whispered:
"Master, look, Lanlan and I are engaged. It's fate. Besides, we're not really monks anyway. Why don't you talk to the Gao family on my behalf and let me continue to marry into the family."

Tang Xuanci was happy again and replied:
"What about me helping you say Nima?

"If you want to get on top of her, then find a way to push her. As long as she's willing, I have absolutely no objection.

"But I'm warning you, we're all comrades. If you dare to force yourself on someone, I'll fry you!"

After saying that, he asked the monkey to grab its ears and go to teach the powerful brothers the practical skills of the dynamic word school.

Facing the soft girl's eyes alone, he finally held back and did not take out the talisman.

Two and a half days later.

The milk dragon swallowed another white horse, carrying Tang Xuanci west out of Cao County and set off again.

Of course, he didn't dare let Comrade Pig, who had just joined the team, act alone, so he had to take it with him.

When there are people around, I put it in the Sumeru space to sleep and watch movies, and only take it out to let some air in when there is no one around.

Starting from Cao County, they set up a solar-powered wireless base station in a sunny place every 3-5 kilometers and used magic to make it look as if it blends into the environment as possible.

The chips, circuits, and batteries in this base station are all made of high-temperature superconducting materials derived from pig fat, resulting in exceptional battery life. However, without fiber optic cables, the base station's capacity to accommodate a significant number of users simultaneously is severely limited.

But at present, they are actually the only user along this route, so there is no problem at all in transferring files to Cao County, making video calls, and accessing all networked monitoring and eavesdropping equipment.

In addition, these base stations are numbered and have hidden cameras next to them. If there is a problem with any of them, Gao Cuiqiang can immediately send someone or let Monkey do a somersault to inspect it.

Although base stations are convenient, they consume a lot of energy.

The recent consumption of nuclear bombs and all technological products has almost exhausted the mid-to-high-grade elixirs and spirit-replenishing pills obtained from the Dragon King of the West Sea and Old Man Jinchi. Even the low-grade elixirs and magic weapons have been used to bribe monsters.

If this continues, the monkeys will become bald and the fat pigs will become skinny.

Then according to the first principles, Tang Xuanci's solution is just one word:

grab!
That night, the moon was full and the wind was clear.

While the milk dragon was out admiring the moon, the three masters and apprentices of Nitian were plotting loudly in the cave with a bonfire, discussing what to do next.

(End of this chapter)