Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 139 The Deepest Affection in the Three Realms
"Why do you want to fuck the Jade Emperor's mother?"

Tang Xuanci was doing arm curls with a rake weighing about two and a half tons (5048 kilograms), and couldn't wait to ask the question he wanted to ask most.

Most people in the mortal world know that the Jade Emperor’s title is: The Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerable, the Supreme God of the Mysterious Sky, the Holy and Merciful One in the High Heaven.

However, few people know that his name before he became an immortal was: Zhang Bairen.

Seeing that Zhu Ganglie did not respond and lay on the ground dying, Tang Xuanci said to the monkey:
"Can it hear? Why don't you clear its ears and make a mouth for it?"

The monkey took a puff of cigarette.
“It is completely transformed by me. Even if it grows back, it will be dead flesh without clearing the tendons and veins and matching the spiritual consciousness.

"However, this guy claims to be able to transform the Tiangang numbers. I can help him and see if he can do it on his own."

After saying that, Youyou jumped off the chair and blew a breath of fairy air mixed with smoke at the pig demon.

I saw that Zhu Ganglie's burnt flesh and blood really began to heal, and slowly two small eyes, two deformed small ears, and a wide mouth grew back.

As for the nose, it only grew into a fleshy ball and then stopped.

Zhu Ganglie took a deep breath, looked around, and was obviously stunned by Tang Xuanci's commanding presence. He said in a deep voice:
"Are you the monk Tang who went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures? Wasn't the bear who called this monkey "brother" also your disciple? Why did you want to harm it?"

"Fuck, am I trying to interrogate you or are you trying to interrogate me?"

Tang Xuanci used a rake to pick up half of the clean skull and shook it in front of its eyes:

"See? If you don't tell the truth, I'll roast you at noon tomorrow!"

Zhu Ganglie recognized that what he saw was clearly a bear head and was immediately stunned. He thought to himself, "Oh my God, is this the holy monk who is the reincarnation of Jin Chan?"
The monkey chuckled and echoed:
"I think this pig has thick meat and rough skin, so it would be better to stew it.

"Tell me! Why did you curse the Jade Emperor then?

"What's your relationship with Marshal Tianpeng? Are you his mount?"

"Fuck you!" Zhu Ganglie muttered, "You damned Bi Ma Wen! I think you're the monk's mount. Otherwise, why are you so obedient now, wanting to carry him to the Western Paradise?"

Fortunately, the monkey has energy now, otherwise he would have gone berserk after hearing the truth.

But now, this is like mocking a person with strong physique for being short, or insulting the giant Yao Ming for being short, and it cannot cause any substantial damage at all.

The monkey did not get angry, but smiled sinisterly and immediately used the "100,000 volts" that he had used on Tang Xuanci.

The dazzling bright red arc instantly hit the pig demon.

The electric current did not seem to cause it any pain at all. Instead, it was like the water surrounding the fish, getting close to it and causing the fat on its body to swell up.

Some lumps of subcutaneous fat that were torn and leaked out by the nuclear explosion even floated directly into the air.

At the same time, the tip of the nine-toothed rake near the pig demon also attracted several thin arcs of electricity.

Tang Xuanci didn't feel any electric shock, but he felt an invisible repulsive force between the rake and the pig demon.

The beaker soon rang:

"The pig demon's fat and this rake appear to possess high-temperature superconducting properties, which is consistent with their zero internal resistance (strictly zero, not infinitesimal) and complete anti-magnetic properties."

"High-temperature superconductivity? What's the use?"

Tang Xuanci didn't understand it at all, but it sounded familiar, as if he had let a monkey try to rub this material when he was rubbing the computer by hand in Yumen City.

But it cannot produce a superconductor at room temperature, it can only produce a superconductor that undergoes a critical transition under ultra-low temperature conditions.

“High-temperature superconducting materials play a huge role.

“It can carry ultra-high power output;

“It is possible to build a power grid system with almost zero losses;

“It can significantly reduce the power consumption of batteries, chips, and circuits.

"If we combine solar, wind, and hydropower, we can theoretically allow small and medium-sized devices to have unlimited battery life without a power source. This will make it much easier to implement your plan of deploying base stations, eavesdropping devices, and pinhole cameras throughout the three realms."

After hearing the last example, Tang Xuanci exclaimed that it was awesome. Looking at Zhu Ganglie's plump body, he became even more greedy and thought:
This fat pig is full of treasures. Not only can it be eaten, but it can also be used to make electrical wires?

Soon, the monkey found that electric shock had no effect on the pig demon. He let out an "Oh" and directly sprayed out Samadhi True Fire, burning the pig demon and making it howl and curse.

After torturing him for a long time, he stopped and questioned him again.

The pig demon finally stopped cursing and said to Tang Xuanci, who was smoking a cigarette, "Give me one."

Tang Xuanci lit a Tai Chong Jiu cigarette and dragged it to the wall to sit against.

The pig demon puffed out a puff of smoke and said in a muffled voice:

"I know I'll die in your hands. Promise me one thing, and I'll tell you everything I know, even if you want to kill me or chop me up."

"What's the matter?" Tang Xuanci asked.

"I saved the lives of my wife and her family. They are just ordinary people and know nothing. I have never mentioned any of the past to them."

"Fuck, the most affectionate person in the demon world?" Tang Xuanci said without hesitation, "Okay, I agree. Tell me, who are you and why do you want to fuck the Jade Emperor's mother?"

Zhu Ganglie's eyes showed three parts of anger, three parts of sadness, and four parts of despair. He said bitterly:
"I, Old Pig, am the Great Luoxian Marshal Tianpeng. I command 80,000 troops and control the Milky Way. I lead the way in eliminating demons in the North Pole.

"Hateful Zhang Bairen, he is arrogant and shameless,

"Heavenly fairies are forbidden from committing adultery, yet he secretly rapes women every night.

"The beautiful ladies in my Guanghan Palace were secretly taken over by him.

"I was drunk and called them adulterers and whores, but I was framed for rape and beaten two thousand times, two thousand times!"

It became more and more excited and spoke faster and faster:

"After being sent down to the mortal world, I felt resentful towards the underworld. He even sent people to hunt me down and kill me, causing me to be thrown into a pigpen by mistake.

“Luckily, I met Second Sister Mao, and my life and property were saved.

“Who knew that Zhang Bairen was so sinister.

"When they found out about Fuling Mountain, they actually sent someone to assassinate my beloved wife and killed her in front of the cave.

"The old pig ran fast and managed to save his life, but my second sister passed away!"
"To avenge my hatred, I must endure humiliation and practice diligently.

"It's a pity that Heaven is so blind that you are here to support the traitors.

"Since death is inevitable, why should I fuck him a hundred times, a hundred times?

"I only hope that one day I will be reborn and remember this irreconcilable hatred ian~ian~ian!!!"

With a hoarse roar, it coughed up a mouthful of blood and leaned weakly against the wall again.

The master and apprentice on the opposite side were already stunned, thinking: Wow, you ask it a question and it freestyles?

There is no technique, only emotion, and it sounds like the truth!
What a huge amount of information.

My goodness, he even dared to do that to the Jade Emperor just for a slut from Guanghan Palace.

The most affectionate in the three realms?

In this regard, Tang Xuanci had to admit that although this guy was full of brains, he still had some ideas.

In addition, the identity of Marshal Tianpeng also made him excited.

He had already asked Monkey about this. Judging from the value of the position alone, their capture of Marshal Tianpeng was equivalent to alien cultivators capturing a five-star general when invading their home planet.

The most important thing is that this five-star admiral also wants to fuck the mother of the person in charge of the Joint Defense Council of the home planet.

Tang Xuanci was greatly moved and immediately said to the pig demon:

"Comrade Xiaozhu, since you want revenge on the Jade Emperor so badly, how about I give you a chance?"

Hmm? Zhu Ganglie looked up at him. "What opportunity?"

Tang Xuanci said, "If you accept me as your master, I will lead you to crush Ling Xiao and tear off the green hat. How about that?"

Ah this?

Zhu Ganglie looked surprised and suspicious.

The monkey's expression was also a little confused.

Tang Xuanci gave the monkey a look that said "I'll explain later" and threw the skull on the rake towards Zhu Ganglie, saying with a smile:
"Didn't you ask me why I killed it? It's simple, because it was sent by Tathagata Guanyin to monitor me."

Zhu Ganglie had a bold idea. It was hard to believe, but he had to believe it. "Then why are you going to the West?"

Tang Xuanci uttered sixteen words calmly:

"First kill the Buddha, then get rid of the Jade Emperor, become bigger and stronger, and become the king of the three realms!"

Upon hearing these energy-exploding words, Zhu Ganglie's mind inexplicably recalled the voice and smile of the Golden Cicada Holy Buddha from hundreds of years ago, and he couldn't help but be shocked.

It also knew that what lay before it was not a choice, but a life-or-death question. It was not sensible to act accordingly, so it immediately bowed with all its might and cried out:
"Master, please accept my disciple's greeting."

Tang Xuanci was secretly delighted and took out a bottle of top-grade healing elixir for it. He then pulled the monkey aside to explain the pros and cons, and asked it to reluctantly help this cheap junior brother heal his external injuries first.

Just as he took out three more Tai Chong Jiu cigarettes and lit them, preparing to celebrate together, he suddenly remembered something:

It seems that Gao Cuisheng had already taken Lao Mo to Lijiazhuang. Could it be that he had killed his current beloved wife... in front of the door?

Is this good? It’s not good! It’s not conducive to unity or control.

He immediately ran to find Gao Cuiqiang, asked him to send a message to his brother, and then asked Monkey to somersault directly to Lijiazhuang.

Fortunately, because Gao Cuisheng had wasted a lot of time digging the holes, the crops had just been planted in the ground.

After the monkey dug out Li Youqian's family, they were rescued and out of danger.

(End of this chapter)