Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 138 Farming
Look carefully, the man wearing a small round hat is called Lao Ma. He is a pure-blooded native of U-Tsang who has not been assimilated into the Han culture. He is also the best chef in Cao County who is good at making hard dishes.

He opened a big pot, took out 89 pieces of bear meat that had been boiled and had its fishy smell removed, and a broken bear head, placed them on a square wooden tray covered with lettuce, and then surrounded it with a circle of purple onions, and presented it to Gao Cuiqiang and Gao Cuisheng.

"...Shh→Shh↑Shh→Shh↓Shh→,Shh→Shh↑Shh→Shh↑Shh↑..."

A cheerful tune floated around the dining table.

Old Ma glanced at the whistling man on Gao Cuiqiang's left and said in a Tang dialect with a thick accent:

"Brother Qiang, there was no bear at today's wedding banquet, and we didn't have enough time, so we can only have a simple meal. I'll just mix some soul juice and pour it on it."

Gao Cuiqiang said, "You do it."

"it is good."

Lao Ma put out a glass cup filled with onions, garlic and chilies, then took out a small sealed jar from his body and sprinkled the powdered seasoning into the cup.

"This is the salt and pepper flavor that has been passed down in my family for three generations!"

He was quite pleased with himself. After putting away the small can, he poured boiling rapeseed oil into it, which immediately caused a crackling sound.

Finally, he added some vinegar, stirred it evenly with a spoon, and poured it all over the bear's head.

"Give~~" (Us-Tsang dialect, meaning unknown)

Looking at this mysterious and ritualistic cooking method, Master Nitian and his apprentice were very interested.

When the hot oil mixed with seasonings poured all over the bear's head and slowly flowed down, they couldn't help but look at each other and smile knowingly.

After Lao Ma finished watering, Tang Zhatian immediately stood up, pried open the bear's jaw, tore off a piece of meaty mandible, and started chewing it while it was still hot.

Don't tell me~
Although the strange smell of bear meat itself has not been removed, the taste of this seasoning is indeed very sour and refreshing, which is very much in line with Tang Xuanci's taste.

"What's this thing you made called, soul juice?"

"Yes, soul juice."

"Yes, it's great."

Tang Xuanci praised, grabbed an onion and started chewing it, then pointed at the bear meat and asked Hou Ritian to try it.

Hou Ritian smelled the wafting aroma and looked at the cleaned bear meat. He no longer refused and started eating it, his heart filled with the pleasure of revenge.

It is worth mentioning that in order to prevent Lao Ma and the Gao brothers from getting cancer, the nuclear contamination in the bear carcass, along with the completely burnt bones and flesh, had long been cleaned away by monkeys using magic.

However, even so, with the Gao brothers' fragile stomachs, they were not able to digest the meat of the demon fairy with its explosive nitrogen pump content.

After sending Old Ma away, Gao Cuiqiang closed the door and asked anxiously, "Master Tang, what should we do now?"

Tang Zhatian said:

"The news that Zhu Ganglie is a monster has spread, so your sister naturally doesn't need to marry him anymore.

"Besides, it was chased by my two disciples and had nowhere to go. It has already used its ultimate move to self-destruct, and died together with my second disciple. You don't have to be afraid anymore.

"We'll do what we have to do now."

Gao Cuiqiang nodded and began to do the reading comprehension carefully.

Gao Cuisheng quickly said, "Master Tang, do we no longer need to give them benefits according to the previous conditions regarding the Mugangshan mine?"

"Now that their backers have fallen, giving them face, wouldn't that seem problematic?"

Tang Xuanci smacked his lips and said:

"I've already asked Xiaoqing to take Fox Bayi and the others to hide. You guys should treat that place as a gold mine during this time."

Gao Cuisheng's glasses reflected excitement:

"Then let's send someone to watch over Li Youqian and his son. These two bastards might know something. Don't let them get away."

"Well, go ahead." Tang Xuanci said with admiration.

……

The Lijiazhuang Ancestral Hall was crowded with people, and the dim lights swayed in the wind, casting uneasy light and shadows.

The huge sun and mushroom cloud in the evening are still vivid in people's minds. Coupled with the news that Zhu Lang is a monster, the people in Lijia Village are in panic.

"I, Li Youqian, swear to heaven that my son-in-law is not a monster at all. It must be that evil villain Gao Cuiqiang who plotted to murder Ganglie in order to steal our gold mine and seize our ancestral inheritance!
"Please rest assured, as the patriarch of Lijia Village, I will fight them to the end.

"Tomorrow I will go directly to the government office to file a complaint, and even expose the magistrate of Cao County. Even if I have to risk my life, I must protect the interests of my fellow villagers!" Li Youqian's voice was very excited. Standing in front of a group of villagers, he had an attitude of "if I don't go to hell, no one will."

However, although he spoke in a righteous tone, his body was honest and he was already sweating profusely.

Li Hongwei, with yellowing hair, looked like a bereaved father after his father's death and no longer had the youthful vigor he once had.

He knew very well how much he had offended Gao Cuiqiang at the dinner table that day, and he also knew how cruel Gao Cuisheng was.

Now that his monster brother-in-law is gone, how can the other party not kill him?
The father and son had already packed up their money and were ready to flee overnight, trying to immigrate to the Tang Dynasty.

After hearing Li Youqian's solemn words, the villagers actually believed him a little and prepared to go home, lock the doors and go to sleep.

At this moment, there was a sudden "bang" sound and the door of the ancestral hall collapsed.

Everyone looked in horror and saw a group of masked bandits lined up outside, forming a cone shape.

The tall and thin man in the lead glanced at the villagers and Li Youqian, and instantly fixed his eyes on Li Hongwei, with three parts of smile, three parts of murderous intent, and four parts of "My sword has been thirsting for blood for a long time!"
Gao Cuisheng?
Huang Mao was so scared that his soul almost flew away, and he couldn't help but shout "Dad~"

Li Youqian was also extremely panicked and asked in a trembling voice, "What do you want to do?"

"Beat me, beat me to death!"

Following Gao Cuisheng's roar, Lao Mo led a group of gunmen into the ancestral hall and beat up any adult men they saw.

If you meet someone who dares to fight back, just shoot them.

Suddenly, there were screams and howls in the hall.

It is worth mentioning that in addition to Zhu Ganglie, Lijiazhuang is not completely without combat capability.

There was a blind monk named Li Qing who had learned the outer sects of Tantric Buddhism and his cultivation was even higher than that of Lao Mo.

Seeing this group of thugs beating up their fellow villagers, he immediately identified their positions and launched an extremely powerful flying kick at the old Mo.

However, Lao Mo had no moral principles at all. He used the American Iai style taught by Mr. Tang and started shooting with his gun.

Six bullets penetrated his body and turned Li Qing into a sieve.

Lao Mo jumped onto the high platform of the ancestral hall and kicked Li Youqian with a right kick, sending him flying. He fell so hard that his old bones almost broke.

Huangmao abandoned his father and ran to the window and jumped out.

Lao Mo walked to the window, looked at the guy's back and was too lazy to chase him. He picked up the revolver that had just had the cylinder replaced.

Suddenly, a man reached out in time and pressed the gun again, then climbed through the window and shouted:
"Leave this to me."

Lao Mo recognized Gao Cuisheng, so he held the revolver in reverse and handed it over.

Unexpectedly, Gao Cuisheng didn't take it at all. He pushed the gun away, grabbed a farming hoe from a younger brother next to him, and said to Lao Mo:
"You don't understand. You have to use this."

After saying that, he picked up the hoe and rushed towards the yellow-haired man.

Huangmao usually runs quite fast, but his legs were weak now and he was quickly caught up.

Gao Cuisheng used the same strength he had used to help his brother work in the fields, and hit Huangmao's head with a few hoes, causing him to bleed and fall to the ground.

Then he squatted down, grabbed the yellow-haired man and pulled up his head, lifted his mask, panted and whispered softly:
"Didn't you say my brother is a stinky farmer? Tonight, I'm going to plant you in the fields!"

Huang Mao's eyes were spinning, and he was no longer able to struggle. He could only beg for mercy in fear:

"I was wrong, I was wrong, please let me go, please!"

Gao Cuisheng showed a sinister smile and hit him hard with two hoes.

Then, he ordered his men to tie up all the people from Li Village who had been at the dinner table that day, and broke into the Li family's house to capture Zhu Ganglie's wife.

He dragged them to the wasteland of Mogang Mountain, personally helped dig the holes, and planted them alive in them.

……

Gao Family Manor.

The master and disciple were well fed and full of energy, feeling extremely comfortable both physically and mentally.

Taking confidentiality and radiation protection measures, they lit two of Gao Cuiqiang's treasured "Tai Chong Jiu" cigarettes from the Nanzhao Kingdom, opened the Xumi ring, and took out Zhu Ganglie and his nine-toothed rake.

As the monkey pulled out the magic needle that was inserted into its brain, Zhu Ganglie's exploded eye sockets twitched slightly and he regained consciousness.

(End of this chapter)