Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 129 The Crooked Mouth Pig King
Seeing the beauty coming, Huangmao threw away the melon seed shells in his hand, stood up nonchalantly and said:

"Xiao Lanlan, you've grown up again, hahaha. You're already twenty, but you're still a virgin. Do you feel lonely at night?"

When Gao Cuilan saw his gangster look, she immediately remembered the time when she was sixteen and was verbally teased by him at the entrance of the village.

At that time, this guy even asked the village chief to come and propose marriage. He was very arrogant because his village was richer and his family was richer.

Fortunately, her two brothers tried their best to protect her, otherwise she might have married this vulgar and smelly rogue.

Seeing her frightened face, Huangmao took advantage of her and moved closer, saying:

"I've liked you for so many years, why don't you just give yourself to me? Okay, please~"

"Snapped!"

Gao Cuilan finally plucked up the courage and slapped him in the face with a slap.

It’s less hurtful and less insulting….

Tang Xuanci even felt that she was rewarding the other party.

Sure enough, Huangmao felt the soft touch, smelled the fragrance of musk and orchid, and looked at her beauty with tears in her eyes, and was filled with awe.

Covering his face, pouting, he said with a wretched look:

"Lanlan, your hands feel so good. Come on, hit me again. Didn't you say you wanted to shake all the eggs in our village? Otherwise, why don't you shake mine first?"

As he spoke, he made a gesture similar to the "Luo Zhixiang electric motor" emoticon and approached forward in a horse stance.

Gao Cuilan was frightened so much that her face turned pale and she stepped back in panic.

The other village ruffians laughed.

Suddenly, a foot touched the ground and bounced up, and with the speed of lightning, it flashed out from behind Gao Cuilan and went straight to the middle of the yellow-haired man.

A shrill howl, mixed with the sound of shattering egg yolk, rang out. Huangmao fell to his knees, donning a mask of pain.

The other village thugs were stunned at first, then glared at Tang Xuanci, who had no moral integrity, and were about to attack. One of them even arrogantly pulled out a homemade firearm, which was strictly prohibited by the government.

"Oh!"

Tang Xuanci used an American Iai move, and his speed was far ahead. He pulled out his double-barreled musket and shot, hitting the guy in the abdomen and knocking him to the ground.

The passers-by around were startled and ran away in all directions.

Tang Xuanci supported Gao Cuilan, who was about to fall, with one hand, and replaced the hammer with the other hand. He swept the muzzle of the gun across the other village thugs and shouted:

"Try to move again? If anyone dares to disrespect my lady again, I'll make his head explode!"

Suddenly, no one dared to move.

Looking at Tang Xuanci's eyes, they felt that this guy seemed to be even more ruthless than Gao Cuiqiang's number one killer, Lao Mo.

Gao Cuilan glanced at the masseter muscles that were chewing the betel nut, and a sense of security filled her body. She finally opened her cherry lips and said in the loudest voice:

"Where's the man? He can't make it big. Do you just want to wait for me here? Call him over quickly."

Tang Xuanci: "..."

On the top floor of a restaurant.

Li Youqian was startled by the sudden gunshot and stood by the window, muttering to his son-in-law:

"Gang Lie.

"Will anything happen to Hongwei? Even though Gao Cuiqiang is in our hands, he has many murderers under his command.

"He's my only child. If anything happens to him, I won't be able to explain to my ancestors."

The pig demon did not change into a human form at this time. Its huge round body was hiding under the windowsill, with its fat head and big ears raised upwards, looking very stealthy.

If his eyes were not looking upwards, at first glance it would really look like he was peeping at the girl taking a shower across the building.

Li Youqian didn't understand what he was looking at, but he knew that this monster son-in-law had great powers. Not only could he fight a hundred people at once, but he also knew some magic spells that were difficult for mortals to grasp.

In fact, when his daughter ran out of the bridal chamber and said that the son-in-law was a monster, Li Youqian's whole family was terrified.

But as Zhu Ganglie easily solved his family's problems and helped to close two big deals, he let it go after being persuaded by his son.

Anyway, my daughter has been taken advantage of by the pig, and although the pig is a monster, he is quite gentle to women. He just does a little bit of harm in daily life, but he won't really hurt anyone.

"Don't worry, brother-in-law is fine, he just got kicked in the vitals." Zhu Ganglie said in a muffled voice, his pair of thieving eyes still glancing at the sky over the window eaves.

"Ah, this, won't be broken by the kick, he's not married yet!"

Li Youqian became even more anxious and looked in the direction Zhuxu was looking, but there was nothing in the sky except white clouds.

However, if he looked closely at the reflection in the pig son-in-law's eyes, he would find a pair of C++ cups inside.

The owner is Gao Cuilan in front of the land temple, and the perspective is slanted downward, forming a certain reflection angle with Zhu Ganglie's line of sight.

“It’s okay if it gets damaged.

“Although I, Old Pig, cultivate the orthodox path of the Golden Elixir, I have also learned some techniques from the ‘Movement’ sect.

"He knows a thing or two about taking yin to replenish yang, rubbing the navel to invigorate the qi, taking red lead, refining autumn stone, and taking women's milk. Guan Qing'er can help him regain his virility." As Zhu Ganglie said this, the vision reflected in his eyes moved upwards and stared at Gao Cuilan's face again, his mouth almost drooling with greed.

After a while, a village ruffian ran over from the other side and reported to Li Youqian that Gao Cuilan refused to come to the restaurant to meet him, and said that if she didn't see her brother in half an hour, she would go straight to the temple.

Li Youqian sent him to the next door to look after the Gao brothers, and then returned to the inner room where Zhu Ganglie was and asked:

"What should we do? Hongwei has also been detained.

“Didn’t you say that you’re not even afraid of the Nine Heavens Demon Patriarch, so why can’t you just take them down in front of the Earth God Temple?

"Besides Dalang and Erlang, the only one left in the Gao family is Gao Cuilan. If you take her away as well, they will never speak out. Wouldn't that keep the secret?"

As he spoke, he began to harbor murderous intent. After all, once the Gao family members died, and the Li family had a son-in-law to help them, they would get more than just a gold mine.

Zhu Ganglie remembered the threat in last night's letter and finally turned his gaze away from Gao Cuilan. He moved and zoomed, quickly observing the area around the Earth God Temple, and then sighed:
"Of course I'm not afraid of a small land god, but the hot people who want to bring bad luck to me are far more powerful than a land god.

"Besides, I thought the sister yesterday was Gao Cuilan, but now it seems it's someone else. I guess Gao Cuiqiang is connected to some sect or demon cave.

"Now that Qingyi sister has disappeared, if we take her away, aren't you afraid that they will go to Lijiazhuang for revenge?"

Ah this?

Li Youqian was a mortal with ordinary eyes. He was so badly beaten yesterday that he didn't see clearly how Xiaoqing fought with him.

Hearing that there was a demon-level existence behind Gao Cuiqiang, he was terrified and could only ask:

"So what should we do?"

"I think we should just let those two brothers go. As the saying goes, it's better to resolve a feud than to create one. Just shake hands and make peace."

"Then...what about the gold mine?"

"Gold mine, just cooperate with them. You don't have enough manpower anyway."

"Cooperate?" Li Youqian said, "Gao Cui is a bully who dominates the market. Even geese that fly over him would pluck a handful of their feathers. Gao Cuisheng also said that if a copper coin falls within a thousand miles, it belongs to the Gao family. If we cooperate with them, we will definitely be ripped off."

Zhu Ganglie's eyes rolled around, he cast a spell to close the window, stood up, took Li Youqian's arm and said:
"Father, I have a good idea.

"Look, the reason why the emperor of this mortal world was able to bring together so many nobles was because of marriage, wasn't it?

"As a family, we can discuss everything.

"Gao Cuilan is still unmarried, isn't that a perfect fit?"

When Li Youqian heard this, he thought to himself that the two brothers treated their sister as their treasure. They had been so poor before that they refused to marry her off. Now that she had moved so far away, how could they still agree to marry her off?
But then he thought, his family now has a demon fairy backing them up, and didn't they defeat them yesterday? Gao Cuiqiang loves to curry favor with the nobles, so maybe there is still hope.

So he said:
"My dear son-in-law, this is a good idea. If they can really get married, and we let the two brothers develop the gold mine, we can rest assured. The only worry is that Gao Cuiqiang won't want to marry his sister to Hongwei."

Zhu Ganglie listened with concern. He was laughing at first, but when he heard the last sentence, his smile froze. He shook off his father-in-law's arm and said:
"Oh no! Who said to let my brother-in-law marry me? He's so ugly, uneducated, and unromantic. Of course, he won't be happy."

"Ah? Then how do we get married?"

Li Youqian was confused and thought to himself, I only have one son, if he doesn’t marry him...should I marry him?
"Of course...I, the old pig, will marry her."

Zhu Ganglie said shamelessly but shyly:

"Don't worry, father-in-law, who doesn't have three wives and four concubines?
"Even if I marry Lanlan, I will not neglect Xing'er. I will treat them equally and make sure they are both happy. From now on, we will be as close as sisters.

"In this way, won't we all become a family?"

Ah this?

A genius for logic? Is sharing a husband also called a marriage alliance?
It turns out this guy is just greedy for Gao Cuilan's body! No wonder he went home last night to treat the Gao brothers to good food and drink, and replied to the letter in a mysterious way.

Li Youqian was stunned.

However, no matter how dissatisfied he was, he did not dare to express it directly to Zhu Ganglie.

After all, the guy in front of him is not a useless son-in-law, but a pig king with a crooked mouth.

After hesitating for a few words, he couldn't persuade his son-in-law at all, so he had to let him change his appearance and go to the next door, shake hands with the Gao brothers and mention the marriage by the way.

Gao Cuisheng was already very angry, and hearing that he coveted his sister made her even more furious, and she wanted to kill him immediately.

But Gao Cuiqiang was scheming and tolerant. She didn't care about anything and just said that Zhu Lang had an extraordinary appearance and superb martial arts skills, and that he could go back and discuss it with his sister.

In this way, the two brothers escaped from control intact and prepared to go to the land temple to find their sister.

As soon as he left the restaurant, Gao Cuisheng was furious and said to Gao Cuiqiang, "Brother, you're not really going to discuss this with Xiaolan, are you?"

"How is that possible?" Gao Cuiqiang hugged his brother's head and leaned close to his ear, his voice low and angry: "Let's go back first, find Master Tang, and tell him directly that someone robbed his mine!"

(The New Year has arrived, after all, let's see how the Pig Man's marriage will turn out. Let's wait and see next year.)
　Family members:

　　Thank you for your company and support last year. May everyone be full of energy in the coming year.

　　I wish you a happy Chinese New Year and all the best.

　　See you after the holidays, muah.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)