Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 128 Rebel against Tiangang?

Xiaoqing quickly replied to the telegram, saying that her injuries were not serious and she would come to Gao Laozhuang to meet him after dark.

Gao Cuiqiang also had a PHS with him, and he sent a message to Xiaoqing, saying he was not in immediate danger. However, since he knew too few Yin language words, he was unable to convey more information.

In addition, during the telegram exchange, Xiaoqing also informed Tang Xuanci of two most important pieces of information:

The bad news is that Zhu Lang's cultivation is unfathomable, and he's guaranteed to be stronger than the White Snake at its peak. Even a sneak attack with an AK47 pro max2 might not be enough to take him down, and there's also the risk of exposing his whereabouts.

The good news is, it's a youkai, and its humanoid form doesn't look anything like a human.

When Tang Xuanci heard these two points, the first thought that came to his mind was: Call the police and arrest him!

The second thought was: But Gao Cuiqiang is in his hands. If I call the police, the monster won’t kill me, right?

The third thought was: Holy shit, Tian Gang is the real enemy? How did I become a hostage?

I felt as if I was in another world.

The people around him were at a loss, staring blankly at him tapping his cell phone and listening to the series of ticking sounds from time to time, completely confused as to what he was doing.

After a long while, Tang Xuanci took out a cigarette from the table next to him, which was made up of the Nanzhao specialty cigarettes - Jade Seal and Jadeite, which Gao Cuiqiang had ordered people to prepare earlier.

Gao Cuilan saw this and obediently picked up the matchbox and tried to light his cigarette. However, her hands were shaking so much that she couldn't light it after several attempts. She felt anxious and tears welled up in her eyes.

Tang Xuanci was speechless and choked. He took out a grinding wheel lighter that was mass-produced with monkey hair, lit it instantly, and after puffing out a puff of smoke, he asked:
"Where is the land temple here?"

"Wuwu...in...the county town...at the foot of the south wall..." Gao Cuilan sobbed.

"Did that fat pig go to Lijiazhuang alone?"

"It seems like he's the only one here. It's said that there's no one left in his hometown, so he's willing to marry into the family." Gao Xiaolong said.

"Don't assume. Find a way to confirm who the outsiders are who have come to Lijiazhuang and the surrounding area in the past two years. Find out the details of all the outsiders as soon as possible."

"Okay, I'll check it out now!" Gao Xiaolong responded and ran out the door.

Finally, Tang Xuanci ordered the maid to bring paper and pen, and then asked Gao Cuilan to write a letter by hand, inviting the pig demon and Li Youqian to negotiate in front of the land temple.

Time passes gradually.

As soon as it got dark, Xiaoqing came to Gao Village.

Following Tang Xuanci's instructions, she also called General Yin, who had returned home in glory and whose status was basically equivalent to driving a Rolls-Royce back to his hometown after working for many years, to the outside of the village to meet her eldest brother.

Gao Cuiqiang's men were quite efficient, having already planted spies throughout the surrounding area. Gao Xiaolong quickly ascertained the situation and informed Tang Xuanci that the fat pig had no accomplices in Lijia Village.

The only thing that went wrong was that Fatty refused Gao Cuilan's request and wrote back saying that he was too lazy to go out and asked her to come directly to Lijiazhuang, where he would treat her with courtesy.

This fellow used flowery words in the letter, and even pretended to be elegant. He imitated "Lonely Guazhou Spring" from the 100 Tang poems and wrote a poem with a single rhyme and a four-character melody:
Licun and Gaozhuang are one county apart, separated by only half a mountain. The spring breeze has already turned U-Tsang green, but when will I see the green orchid?

No skills, only rutting.

Cuilan looked embarrassed, Xuanci laughed, and Xiaoqing spat angrily:

"That's disgusting. That dead pig must have mistaken me for this crybaby. Husband, what should I do now?"

There were only three of them in the huge study.

When Gao Cuilan heard Xiaoqing call her a crybaby and call Tang Xuanci "husband", she felt confused and her nose was sore.

Tang Xuanci pondered and said:

"It's okay. It doesn't dare to go to the land temple, which shows that it is guilty.

"Damn it, he has such a high level of cultivation, but he is just staying in a small village as a son-in-law. What's the point?
"That Li Hongxing isn't exactly a top-notch talent. I asked Gao Xiaolong to give her an objective evaluation, and he said if the full score is 91, and you two can get 65, then she's at most ..."

Ah this?

When Xiaoqing heard this, she immediately became unhappy. She glanced at Gao Cuilan and cursed in her heart:

"Who is Gao Xiaolong? Is she blind? How dare she give the same evaluation to me as this crybaby? How dare she, a village girl from the mortal world, be so unworthy?"

Gao Cuilan heard that Tang Xuanci seemed quite satisfied with this assessment, and a strange sense of joy welled up in her heart. "...So, this pig is either avoiding disaster or lurking here for some unspeakable secret."

Tang Xuanci made up his mind, picked up the brush on the table and handed it to Gao Cuilan, asking her to write according to his words:
"Dead fat pig.

"If you don't come tomorrow at noon.

"Everyone in Cao County will know that the live-in son-in-law who came to Lijiazhuang last year was a pig demon!"

Ah this?

Gao Cuilan's hand trembled, and the stroke of the character "头" was written crookedly.

"Is he a monster?"

"Yes, that guy is a monster. Xiaoqing has confirmed it. Write it down quickly."

After she finished writing, Tang Xuanci continued:

"Don't think I don't know how to get into the Land God Temple? No, I've even written the petition to submit to the City God Temple.

“Also, my two brothers had better be okay.

"If I do, as soon as you run away, I will massacre the entire Lijia Village and not even a dog will be spared!"

Ah this?

Gao Cuilan's heart trembled, and she felt the pen in her hand was as heavy as a mountain.

When she finally reached the end, Tang Xuanci added viciously, "I've shaken all the egg yolks into pieces!" Only then did she feel satisfied.

After calling Gao Xiaolong in to take away the tightly sealed letter, Tang Xuanci looked at Gao Cuilan, whose face was pale, and asked:

"Tomorrow you will go to the Earth God Temple to meet the pig demon, okay? I will follow you."

"okay."

Gao Cuilan responded firmly with her mouth, but her body was honest. She was so scared that she could hardly stand, and tears rolled down her cheeks uncontrollably.

"Haha, I'm going to cry eight hundred times in one night." Xiao Qing gave her a displeased look and said to Tang Xuanci, "My husband, since the pig demon hasn't seen her, I might as well go and avoid any bad things."

Tang Xuanci said, "No, your identity is quite special. Going there would be like giving the other party a bargaining chip. Besides, the pig demon has seen your strength. If you stay in the dark, it will be even more afraid of you."

"Well, my husband is really thoughtful." Xiaoqing said: "I'm just worried that she will do something bad, look at her~"

"I will not!"

Gao Cuilan wiped her face with her sleeve and stole a glance at Xiaoqing. Although her eyes were timid, for some reason, an unknown flame rose in her heart.

The Purple Air Coming from the East Talisman was not consumed that night.

The next morning, they disguised themselves and took a detour into the county town.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Gao Cuilan led the way to the Earth God Temple with light steps. Tang Xuanci, his complexion and facial features changed, followed behind her as a bodyguard.

When they arrived, they saw three or five rustic-looking country boys already waiting under the willow tree in front of the temple. The one in the lead had yellow hair and was none other than Li Youqian's son.

Gao Cuilan looked at them like a hungry wolf, staring at the places she should look at. She couldn't help but slow down her pace and turned to look at Tang Xuanci.

"Come on, what are you afraid of when I'm here?"

Tang Xuanci said:

"It looks like the pig demon is hiding and hasn't come out yet. Don't be afraid. Just go over and slap that yellow-haired guy and say…
"Where are the people? The big one can't come out, so you let the little one take over? Call that fat pig out!"

Ah this?

Gao Cuilan was extremely scared.

But remembering that Xiaoqing said she was a crybaby, she took a deep breath, plucked up her courage, and walked straight up to Huangmao.

(End of this chapter)