Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 103 There’s a Monkey in the Box! ?
The long-bearded guard hesitated to speak and handed over the Fang Tian Hua Ji.

The six bandits were both excited and nervous when they saw that Young Master Long easily mistook the person for Tang Xuanci.

The leader couldn't help but ask, "Uh, Young Master Long, um... is this person really a holy monk?"

Young Master Long heard his subtext and replied:

“Although I believe this person is Tang Xuanci, he is completely unrecognizable after all, so I cannot confirm it at the moment.

"So, if you leave the people here, I will give you two hundred thousand taels of gold first.

“If he is genuine, the news of the holy monk’s disappearance on the journey will spread, and then I will give you the remaining reward.

"If not, then consider it as my acceptance of this Zen staff. For such a hot potato to be exchanged for two hundred thousand taels of gold is absolutely worthwhile for you."

Two...two hundred thousand taels of gold!
What kind of concept is this? Most dukes can't even come up with that much money to marry their eldest son.

This was far beyond the Six Bandits' expectations.

The leader immediately agreed, "Okay, okay, no problem. We absolutely trust Young Master Long!"

A trace of disdain flashed in Young Master Long's eyes, and he ordered the maid to take them out to get the money.

Then he turned his gaze back to Tang Xuanci, raised his hand to grasp the halberd handle, and easily lifted the two-meter-and-a-half-meter-long weapon horizontally.

Tang Xuanci saw that the halberd's blade was sharp on both sides, curved like a crescent moon, and the cold light flowing through it seemed that it could easily split rocks, and even the air seemed to tremble slightly around it.

He glanced again, scraping the smooth lapels of the towering peak, and looked into a pair of beautiful eyes, and saw the murderous intent revealed in them!
"Fuck, Li Batian."

He didn't dare to pretend anymore, and with a hoarse voice in his throat, he called out the name that the leader had previously given to the guards, and cursed:
"Didn't you say she was going to live?
"F*cking hell, you let me pretend to be a holy monk to scam people out of money, and now you want me to die?

"Fuck you, there's rotten shrimp in the cup, your mother... cough cough cough~"

Ah this?

Young Master Long and the other two were stunned.

The six bandits were even more confused, wondering what was going on.
Isn't he dying? His mouth is so rotten, how can he still speak sweetly?

Who asked him to pretend to be a holy monk?

Their brains were shut down, and they didn't know what to say for a moment, but Tang Xuanci continued:
"Mr. Long, I am not a holy monk at all!

"These six dogs are desperate for money. They know that my body type is exactly the same as the holy monk's. I am eight feet three inches tall, and my facial features are similar. I have also practiced a kind of indestructible magic skill - no matter how serious the injury is, as long as I am not dead, I can recover quickly.

“So, they told me to deliberately disfigure myself and impersonate a holy monk to deceive you. I pretended to be dying, hugging a pig and eating a tiger. Once I had recovered my strength with my magic, I would slip away and go to them to share the money.

"They lied to you. In fact, the Zen staff was picked up near Shuangcha Ridge, and there was no one nearby.

“By the way, the six of them privately call you Milk Dragon, saying that since you’ve grown up like this, your credibility must be very strong.

"Although she appears unruly, she's actually a big beaker who loves being ridden by men!"

Ah this?

You are slandering me!

Is it polite of you to say this to a woman?
The six bandits clearly saw that as the last syllable of the word "骑" fell, milk... Young Master Long's face changed suddenly, as gloomy as the bottomless abyss of the deep sea; his head and horns were prominent, and he was furious like a dragon whose reverse scale was touched!

An invisible sense of oppression instantly enveloped the entire hall, making them feel as if they were underwater. Not only was it difficult for them to breathe, but they also had the illusion that their entire bodies were surrounded by water pressure.

At this time, the leader who possessed the strength of a grandmaster discovered that Young Master Long's martial arts skills might be even more terrifying than her background.

He hurriedly explained:
"He's talking nonsense!"

"We definitely never called you Beaker, nor did we call you Milk Dragon. We always respectfully addressed you as Young Master Dragon!
"Also, I swear to God, we found this man together with the Zen staff. He looked like he was about to die, and he didn't even say a word!"

Tang Xuanci inhaled to replenish his oxygen, and immediately said:
“I swear to God, they are just here to cheat and trick you.

“Besides, not only do they call you a beaker, they actually want to fuck you.

"On the way here, he was still saying that once he had mastered the Ten Yin Manual, he would come back to tie you up and tame you, and then they would take turns using you as a mount, every day~"

"Shut up!"

Young Master Long interrupted him coldly, took a deep breath through his nose, and his collar was about to explode.

"You are Tang Xuanci!

"This young master is proficient in painting and embroidery. I can't say that I can paint a three-year-old portrait, but if I can draw the bones and flesh, there will definitely be no big mistakes.

“Even though your nose is broken and your forehead is sunken, I can still see that your bone structure is very similar to the features in Tang Xuanci’s portrait.

"Hmph, it doesn't matter if I'm wrong. A mere two hundred thousand taels of gold is nothing to me.

"So, don't make excuses anymore. Prepare to die."

As he spoke, he turned his wrist, and the cold light from the painted halberd was reflected on Tang Xuanci's neck. Tang Xuanci felt the word "danger" appear above his head, but the wooden box next to him did not move at all. He could only shout anxiously:
"You can kill me, but can you kill the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong?

"It's in that box. Once it regains its strength, it will definitely find out who you are and kill your entire family!
"When my elder brother Tathagata hears about this, he will bring three thousand Buddhas to destroy all nine of your clans!"

Ah this?

The moment they heard these words, the six bandits were still confused, while Young Master Long and the other two all looked terrified.

In fact, Tang Xuanci just felt that Young Master Long was definitely not an ordinary person, and he wanted to kill the holy monk so much, so he blindly guessed that they should have heard about the Five Finger Mountain incident.

Looking at their reactions now, it’s obvious that they guessed correctly.

Moreover, they should not only have heard of the demon monkey in Wuzhi Mountain, but they may also know the origin of the monkey.

The three of them looked at each other, then looked at the old wooden box that Tang Xuanci pointed to in surprise and suspicion, unable to believe what he said.

At this time, the long-bearded guard who had been silent all this time finally spoke, but he didn't know what magic was used to block his voice. He only said to the young master and the maid:

"Your Highness.

"The news of the demon monkey at the foot of Five Finger Mountain becoming a disciple has long been spread. That was the Monkey King who caused chaos in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago.

"It is said that the Great Celestial Venerable once bound it to the Demon Slaying Platform and used every possible means to torture it, but it still could not be killed. The Dao Ancestor then threw it into the alchemy furnace and refined it with the Six Ding Divine Fire for 49 days, but it only burned its eyes.

"If it were really here right now, even if you killed Tang Xuanci, you wouldn't be able to do anything to it.

"If the truth is revealed and spreads to Lingshan, the West Sea Dragon Clan will probably be in great trouble!"

His tone was very serious.

After hearing this, Young Master Long glanced at Tang Xuanci, his eyes showing three parts hatred and anger, three parts reluctance, and four parts disbelief. He directly asked the six bandits:
"What's in this box?"

The leader was so confused by the smooth sailing of things and was so overwhelmed by Po Tian Fugui that he almost forgot about the monkey.

Only then did he remember, looking at the wooden box, and replied:

"There's a monkey in here."

Ah this?

There really is a monkey.

The expressions of Young Master Long and the other two became even uglier, and they heard the leader say:

“The monkey was with him at the time.

"I think it's probably a spirit. It's incredibly strong. Even the six of us brothers combined had a hard time holding it down. We finally managed to tie it up with chains and stuff it into this box!"

Ah this! ?
Young Master Long and the other two were stunned again. They looked at the wooden box strangely, digesting the bandit leader's words.

The six brothers worked together to capture the Monkey King and stuffed him into this broken wooden box?

This beaver?

Even the six Meishan brothers wouldn’t dare to brag like this even if they were drunk!
Tang Xuanci also felt that this was very un-Beaver, and hurriedly explained that the monkey had just been imprisoned, and had recently been besieged and ambushed by Taoist thieves... In short, he was over-exerted and temporarily weak.

Young Master Long's face was full of disbelief. He gritted his teeth and used the tip of his halberd, which was as sharp as a knife, to cut the iron lock. He carefully opened the wooden box as if he was opening Pandora's box.

Tang Xuanci prayed secretly, thinking, you damn monkey, I've delayed for so long, your energy should have recovered a lot, right?
Even if you can't do it, at least take me out.

MD, I’ll go to the City God Temple and call the police later!
"Clap!"

When the lid of the box was turned over, I saw that it was full and stuffed with dirty quilts.

"I'm afraid it will bark, so~"

The leader explained, successfully reducing Young Master Long's trust in Tang Xuanci's "nonsense" by one point.

She simply poked, twisted, and picked with the tip of the halberd, and took out the quilt and the things wrapped inside.

There was a loud "rustling" sound, and the quilt fell to the ground. The chain fell back to the bottom of the box, and there was... nothing in it.

Ah this?

The six bandits and Tang Xuanci were all stunned, wondering what the hell was going on? A magical monkey?

Young Master Long and his maids and guards were also speechless.

For a moment, she even doubted whether Tang Xuanci's initial sophistry was true?

Are these seven idiots in front of me really working together to make a fool of me?
"Death!"

A cold light came first, and then the halberd came out like a dragon!

(End of this chapter)