Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 102 The most dangerous thing
The iron cage made a loud noise, loosened from the wall and rolled over.

Just as the monkey was about to completely destroy the cage, footsteps suddenly sounded outside the darkroom.

Soon, the door was opened and it turned out that the six bandits had returned.

"Fuck, this damn monkey destroyed the cage."

"Help me! This must be a spirit beast, maybe even a spirit."

"Second brother, get the rod and knock it out. We have to go through the busy streets to see Young Master Long, so we can't attract attention."

My goodness! Following the leader's orders, they immediately took out a long pole with a movable noose on the top from the corner of the wall, and actually wanted to feed the monkey blueberries, strangling its tongue so that it turned blue due to lack of oxygen.

These six sworn brothers are known as the Six Freaks of Mobei. They are all very skilled in martial arts, and the leader has even broken through to the Grandmaster level.

Three of them pressed the cage, three locked the monkey's throat, and strangled it hard.

But after being strangled for a long time, the monkey showed no signs of fainting. Instead, it became more and more violent. After twisting one person's hand, it squeezed out of the deformed cage directly.

The six bandits were shocked and no longer held back. They burst out with all their internal energy and surrounded the monkey, feasting him with dragon fruit and hearty dumplings!

However, although the monkey has no attack power at this time, his armor and magic resistance are still ridiculously high.

They fought for a long time but couldn't break through the defense at all, let alone knock the monkey unconscious.

In the end, they could only pull out a black iron chain specially used to deal with giant beasts, and wrapped the monkey into a mummy.

They used a hood and a quilt to wrap it up in three layers, like a big dumpling, and stuffed it into a big wooden box.

Only then did he prepare to go out breathlessly to meet that Young Master Long.

Tang Xuanci had heard their intentions from their loud conspiracies.

What surprised him was that Young Master Long had issued a bounty, saying that anyone who brought back his head would receive the highest reward, and he had no intention of capturing him alive.

This shows that she should not be a Taoist.

Could it be that someone from the Six Surnames Family is blocking the checkpoint and trying to kill me because they hate me so much?
Tang Xuanci was glad that he was now completely unrecognizable and that even his biological father wouldn't recognize him, so he still had room to maneuver.

I just don’t know how long it will take for the monkey to recover his strength?
Perhaps worried that he would die at any time, the six bandits hurriedly gave him a bowl of healing medicine, immediately lifted him up on a stretcher, and put him into the carriage along with the Zen staff and the wooden box containing the monkey.

Tang Xuanci wanted to attack them, but after hesitating, he chose to continue "playing dead".

The carriage was bumping along, and the leading brother solemnly warned from inside the carriage:

"Young Master Long has a performance tonight. When we get to the Golden Music Hall, we'll go in through the back door first. If you can keep quiet, please keep your mouths shut.

"Especially you two, don't get used to calling them 'Dragon, Dragon, Dragon'. Trouble comes from your mouth.

"This Young Master Long has immense magical powers, and we cannot afford to offend him. I suspect she might be a direct descendant of one of the Five Surnames and Seven Families, but is simply using an alias."

After a while, the carriage stopped.

After being checked by the guards, Tang Xuanci was carried by a bearded man and a thin man into a tall building with a Baroque and Tang Dynasty style.

This unique design is obviously inspired by the architectural style of Changan Heijinhan.

However, this hall is actually twice as big as Hei Jinhan’s livehouse, and the decoration has been upgraded on the original basis, with a more unique artistic aesthetic.

Tang Xuanci was slightly surprised and felt that the development of Yumen Pass was better than he had imagined.

As they walked through the aisle and entered a room behind the music stage, they could clearly hear the powerful drums, bass, and orchestral sounds, and soon the lead singer started singing on time.

The voice is high-pitched and sexy, with the chest, head, and pelvic cavities fully resonating, a three-dimensional blend of technique and emotion:

“I’m a friend of the demon, from the bottom of the sea.

"My father kept nagging me, saying I was ignorant..."

Tang Xuanci was surprised again when he heard the music.

It’s just that, I don’t know what method the instruments played now use. They are obviously not plugged in, mixed, or using audio equipment, but the effect can be so exciting.

Moreover, this song does not use any melody from the Chang'an gang, and the arrangement is surprisingly trendy.

It has a bit of the flavor of the mother star song "The monster", using the form of hook plus rap, starting with zero frame and brushing the chorus, and then entering the rap.

The audience erupted in excitement, and even the bearded man couldn't help but sing along. This song must have become popular at least in the Yumen Pass area.

"He said he was afraid of disturbing the people in heaven, so he didn't dare to speak loudly.
"After writing a hundred Tang poems, the only thing I know how to do is sing 'Da Tang I Love You'."

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci never thought that he would be implicated in this incident, and thought to himself:

Just rhyme multiplied by four, and you dare to write a song about me?
How dare you show off your skills in front of an expert?
Sure enough, the other three of the six bandits were very disdainful when they heard the lyrics. They immediately complained in a low voice, saying that this Milk Dragon was not worthy of being compared with the Music Saint, and even started arguing with the bearded man.

"What are you arguing about? Shut up!"

The leader immediately scolded them, then quietly waited in a place that looked like a waiting room. After the song was finished, the music outside had clearly changed.

After a while, the door was pushed open from the outside.

I saw a man with jade and silver rings in his ears and a pearl necklace, whose dressing style was far ahead of the others... The woman led the way in.

The six bandits hurriedly stood up, saluted with their arms crossed, and shouted "Young Master Long".

Although their attitude was respectful and their heads were lowered, their eyes were still uncontrollably glancing towards one place, as if they were captured by a huge supergiant star.

Tang Xuanci lay on the ground and glanced over, instantly understanding why they privately called this Young Master Long "Milk Dragon".

What do you think she looks like?
A pair of Gs, ghosts and gods cry;

Proud and tall, shocking the world!
He is eight feet tall and has a majestic figure, with a round waist and slender buttocks.

The eyebrows are sharp and the face is beautiful with subtle features.

Although she is only one-tenth as pretty as Guanyin, from a male perspective, she can score 10 out of 9.9.

Although he is only 10% as pretty as Tang Xuanci, from a female perspective, he would get 9.5 out of .

The reason for the 0.4 point deduction is that the second feature is too huge, which reduces a lot of masculine beauty.

Young Master Long's steps were light and graceful, yet carried a strong sense of oppression. Without even looking at the crowd, he proudly walked to the C position, sat down with his horse and sword, and then began to look at Tang Xuanci.

There were two other people who came in with her. Both of them had catfish-like looks and looked like international supermodels from Tang Xuanci's mother planet.

The woman was dressed as a maid, and quite pretty;

The man had two swords hanging from his waist and held a domineering Fang Tian Hua Ji in his hand. He had a long beard like Guan Yu, but his figure was not as majestic.

Young Master Long still didn't speak. The maid pointed at Tang Xuanci lying on the ground and asked on his behalf:
"Is he the person you said was related to the holy monk?"

"Uh~" The leading brother was obviously very nervous. He hesitated and looked at Young Master Long, looking as if he didn't know whether to say it or not.

"There are no outsiders here, and my master also knows that this matter cannot be spread to outsiders, so you can tell me without worry." said the maid.

The leader heard this and saw that Young Master Long didn't say anything, so he said:

"Indeed, this man is most likely related to the Holy Monk. We found him yesterday on the Five Ridges Ridge and found this item next to him."

As he spoke, he tore off the cloth wrapped around the nine-ring staff and handed it to the maid.

As soon as the maid took the Zen staff, her expression changed. She looked at Tang Xuanci again, then immediately held the Zen staff in front of Young Master Long and whispered:
"Third Prince, this Nine-Ring Staff is clearly no ordinary object. Could it be that the man whose body was completely shattered is truly the holy monk from Chang'an?"

When Young Master Long saw that the nine-ring tin staff did not look fake, his eyes flickered, and it was unclear whether he was happy or sad.

After a moment's silence, she stood up and walked towards Tang Xuanci. Finally, she opened her mouth and asked him in a clear voice:

"Who the hell are you?"

Tang Xuanci remained silent, admiring the majestic Mount Everest with a dazed look in his eyes. He was prepared to continue pretending to be deaf and dumb, delaying time for the monkey to recover its "energy".

At this time, the leader also explained for him that the man was seriously injured and could not hear any sound at all.

However, at this moment, Tang Xuanci felt his whole body tremble, and he knew that a spiritual consciousness had penetrated his body and performed a CT scan on him.

This milk dragon is no mortal!
He was shocked, knowing that the other party could use his spiritual sense to completely penetrate the body and investigate from a distance, so he was probably at least a Nascent Soul cultivator.

MD, which gang is this person from? What grudge does he have against me?

First of all, putting aside personal grudges, I have definitely never fought against such a ferocious creature before.

You can't possibly want to get rid of me just because you'll always have to live in my shadow in the music industry? That's too crazy.

He felt very bad. He really didn't know how long it would take for the monkey to recover before he could defeat a cultivator in the Nascent Soul stage.

As the saying goes, "What is terrible is what will happen." Young Master Long scanned him and immediately said something shocking:

"He seems to be the Immortal Poet, the Sage of Music, and the King of Beauty!"

Ah this?

I'm in this state now, I can't even recognize myself in the mirror, and you can recognize me at a glance?

I do not believe!
Tang Xuanci continued to play dead and wait and see what would happen, but he was no longer in the mood to admire the peak. He just hoped that the monkey would recover its energy quickly, break the chain and explode out of the box, and kill this vicious creature.

However, Young Master Long only hesitated for a moment before decisively saying:

"Take my halberd."

I’m going to kill you!
Tang Xuanci cursed in his heart and his brain started working rapidly.

(End of this chapter)