This director is vindictive.

Chapter 586: The Practical Application of the Nine Yang Divine Skill; How is the 9 Million Yuan Subs

Chapter 586 Nine Yang Divine Skill in Practice: How is the 10 Billion Subsidy Distributed?

These four dishes sound pretty awesome.

Okay, actually it's pretty awesome.

Of course, in reality, none of them are any strange or unusual dishes; they are all subject to the Nine Yang Divine Skill.

This dish isn't actually that exaggerated. For example, the first dish is simply steamed Chinese yam and Morinda officinalis with honey.

Netizens were amused to see Chen Mo devouring the dish.

"Hahaha, Chen Mo declares, I'm definitely going to take this Sky-Supporting White Jade Tablet!"

"No problem. Apart from the name being suggestive, this dish is pretty normal. Hmm, at least it's not as fiery!"

"He's really having a tough time, hahaha!"

"Good heavens, they're so cunning! Those tiger girls are so cunning!"

"What do you mean, upstairs?"

"This dish not only provides abundant nutrition, but also helps improve digestive function, boosts immunity, and has a cleansing and detoxifying effect. Savor it!"

"Oh my god, that explains it! I was wondering why there was a Pomeranian mixed in with a bunch of huskies. Turns out it was waiting here!"

"Haha, it's confirmed! Zhang Yuqi: First, take care of your stomach and intestines, then continue practicing the Nine Yang Divine Skill, right?"

But once you arrive at Jiahai Zijinliang, it reverts to its original state.

Because this dish is also very "heaty" (causing internal heat), with a "green sea" of chives and the main ingredient being one of the "three treasures for men"!
The same applies to the "Sui Xin Tie Gan Bing" (随心铁杆兵), which is essentially the main ingredient for the "Yellow Eel" (黄斑) level!

The main ingredient of Ruyi Divine Iron is sea cucumber.
Chen Mo couldn't help but take another look at the chef. He must have racked his brains for these dish names.
The following dishes became increasingly abstract, until the very last one.

The so-called "10 billion yuan subsidy" soup!

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a super-nutritious tonic soup.

The chef thoughtfully added, "We recommend taking it after meals!"

Viewers in the live stream laughed until they were breathless:
"Is this menu a mix of the Compendium of Materia Medica and The Plum in the Golden Vase?"

"It is suggested that Chen Mo change his name to 'Chen Three Hundred Million'."

Zhang Yuqi: Invest 300 million, get 10 billion in return, a sure-fire way to make money!

"Wow, so this is how the 10 billion yuan subsidy is used?"

"A real subsidy of 10 billion! I feel sorry for Chen Mo for three seconds, hahaha! Forgive me for not being able to stop laughing!"

Pinduoduo: Good grief, you're playing this game with the 10 billion yuan subsidy program? It doesn't feel clean anymore!

At this moment, although Chen Mo only tasted a little of each dish, the concentration was just too high.

He wasn't interested in interacting with netizens at all right now, because Yang Dingtian was nobody compared to him; at this moment, he was completely oblivious!
The way he looked at Zhang Yuqi was dangerous.

He was burning up like a furnace from head to toe. To put it bluntly, at that moment he really wanted to shout, "I want to take on ten of them!"

Chen Mo stared at the last dish of "billions in subsidies" soup, his forehead already beaded with sweat. In a close-up shot of the live stream, his neck was flushed an unnatural red, and the chat exploded with comments:
"Holy crap! Director Chen's acting weird! /doge"

"I suggest we move the camera down three centimeters so we can check the construction progress of 'Bright Summit'!"

"Zhang Yuqi, run! I recognize that look—last time Monkey King looked at the Peach Garden like that, the Seven Fairies didn't descend to earth for three days!"

Zhang Yuqi, however, acted as if nothing had happened, suddenly giving the camera a mysterious smile: "Thank you everyone for witnessing the 'Power Train' departure ceremony! Dinner tonight."

Before she could finish speaking, the live stream was shut down!

The black screen where the live stream was interrupted was instantly flooded with comments, and 16 out of the top 20 trending topics on Weibo that night were related to this:

#ChenMo's live stream abruptly ended (explosive)#
#Practical Guide to the Nine Yang Divine Skill Set (Hot)#
#A Million Interpretations of the Billion-Dollar Subsidy Soup (New)#
A popular online influencer with millions of followers, "Love Observation Bureau," launched a poll: #Can you accept your partner publicly streaming kidney-tonifying treatments on live stream? #Options include:

A. Just having fun. I admire Zhang Yuqi's daring and adventurous spirit.
B. Workplace PUA: Using a 300 million yuan donation as a form of moral blackmail.
C. It is recommended to thoroughly investigate Chen Mo's kidney function (currently accounting for 71% of the votes).

Michelin three-star chef @Paul'sKitchen posted a picture of a replica of the "Sky-High White Jade Pillar," captioning it: "Tested, it increased vegetable-cutting efficiency by 300% after eating it (but the cutting board cracked)."

The comment section instantly turned into a car chase scene:
"Chopping board: I'm cracked.jpg"

"I suggest changing the dish name to 'The Indestructible Knife'."

The most outrageous thing is that even the legal profession has gotten involved.

A well-known lawyer published a lengthy article titled "Interpreting the 'Billion-Yuan Subsidy' from a Criminal Law Perspective," seriously arguing whether "enhancing marital affection through food subsidies with the spouse's informed consent constitutes domestic violence."

However, the live stream was incredibly popular and generated a massive amount of traffic.

However, it quickly sparked a series of controversies.

This has drawn considerable criticism. The article points out that this "entertainment to the death" trend is eroding social morality and turning serious issues into tools for grabbing attention.

However, supporters scoffed at this argument.

"I just don't understand. What era are we living in? Why are people still so rigid? Why is tonifying the kidneys considered a vulgar topic?"

"Is the 300 million yuan real money? They didn't make any money from this live stream, so how does that mean they've crossed any moral boundaries?"

"Zhang Yuqi took the initiative to control the discourse on 'sex and fun,' using 300 million to tell the world: women also have the right to openly joke about their husbands' kidneys! This is ten times better than those 'marriageable' female stars, like Yang Mi!"

Moreover, after the live broadcast ended, a large number of parents complained to the State Administration of Radio and Television, demanding that the relevant replay videos be taken down.

One parent angrily stated, "This kind of content is completely unsuitable for public dissemination. Are children supposed to learn this kind of 'humor' from now on?"

Parents' groups have jointly called for stronger regulation of online content to prevent the proliferation of similar "gray area" live streams that could negatively impact the values ​​of minors.

However, this accusation immediately drew angry responses from many netizens.

Many netizens directly questioned the parents' supervisory responsibility:
"Live streaming platforms have age restrictions. How did your child watch it? You're blaming the content of the live stream for not taking care of your child properly?"

"Adult entertainment content that children are forced to watch, and then the blame is shifted to Chen Mo and Zhang Yuqi? That's outrageous!"

"I suggest that parents first manage their own phones and prevent their children from watching short videos indiscriminately, instead of making the entire internet pay for their negligence."

"Yang Dingtian is a character from 'The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.' If the child asks, just explain that he's a martial arts character, right? Your own mind is filthy, and you see everything as dirty!"

"The 'Golden Cudgel' is in 'Journey to the West,' should it also be banned? Parents can't guide their children properly, so why blame society?"

Some netizens also pointed out that parents' standards for entertainment content are not consistent:
"We don't care about kissing and hugging in idol dramas, we don't care about guests bickering in variety shows, but we're furious when Chen Mo eats a nourishing soup? Is this selective enforcement?"

"Some parents let their children idolize popular celebrities and say things like 'This brother is so handsome,' without ever seeing anything wrong with it. Why are they pretending to be so high and mighty now?"

"If we're really going to be serious, there are even more puns in the Spring Festival Gala skits, so why don't you guys file a joint complaint then?"

Supporters emphasized that the core of the live stream was the 300 million donation, not "borderline content":
"No one praises the 300 million yuan donation to charity, but you criticize it for the name of a dish? Charity is being called vulgar by you, it's disheartening!"

"Zhang Yuqi spends her own money to both entertain the public and do charity, which is a million times better than some celebrities who commit charity fraud!"

"If parents truly care about their children, they should teach them to donate like Chen Mo did, instead of focusing on 'sheep penis soup'."

Although Chen Mo was already on the verge of disaster, he remained calm and immediately took the initiative to have the live streaming platform remove the replay and clips of the live stream.

If he had known earlier that Zhang Yuqi, that fierce woman, was going to play such tricks, he definitely wouldn't have allowed this dinner to be broadcast live.

Because, after all, it involves a lot of things that skirt the line for adults.

At the same time, both Zhang Yuqi's personal Weibo account and her personal Weibo account issued apology statements.

Apology and explanation regarding the "300 million dinner" live stream:
First, I sincerely apologize to all viewers for the inappropriate content during the live stream. As a public figure, I should have been more careful in controlling the content. The design of dish names such as "Nine Yang Divine Skill" was indeed inappropriate, especially setting a bad example for underage viewers. The relevant replays have been removed from all online platforms.

Zhang Yuqi also forwarded the statement.

It wasn't because of those doubts; Chen Mo simply felt it was unnecessary.

Of course, Chen Mo had already unbuttoned his shirt with one hand, revealing his collarbone, which was flushed an unnatural red. The five-star chef and his team of waiters quickly retreated, thoughtfully sticking the "Do Not Disturb" magnetic sign onto the villa's door with a click as they left.

Chen Mo hoisted Zhang Yuqi onto his shoulder and slapped her round, perky buttocks hard with his palm, making a crisp sound.

"Tonight I'll show you what the Nine Yin Manual is all about!" he said in a low voice, with a dangerous smirk.

Zhang Yuqi hung upside down on his back, kicking her legs wildly, her fingertips deliberately tracing the back of his waist in a provocative manner. She shouted at the top of her lungs:

"Sisters! Come quick! I'm going to be completely devoured if you don't come soon!"

however--

A silence.

The villa was empty; there wasn't even a sound.

Zhang Yuqi panicked instantly. She struggled to look up and look around, only to find that the "Seven Fairies" who were supposed to be hiding in the living room, hallway, and even bedroom had all disappeared!
"Yang Xiaohu! Liu Xiaofei! Zhao Xiaoying! Ugh! You bunch of fake besties! You betrayed me at this crucial moment?!"

Her voice changed tone, but the only response she received was Chen Mo's low laughter.

"Looks like your support team deserted at the last minute?" he said playfully, slapping her buttocks again. "Tiger girl, no one can save you tonight."

Zhang Yuqi finally realized the seriousness of the situation—

She was cheated!

Those fake sisters, they said "Sisters united can break gold", but they all ran away when it mattered!
"Chen Mo! Calm down!" Her voice trembled as she tried to negotiate. "I was wrong! Isn't admitting my mistake enough?"

"Admit your mistake?" He chuckled softly, his voice hoarse. "Too late."

(End of this chapter)

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