This director is vindictive.

Chapter 585 Yang Dingtian, Bright Peak, tonight's kidneys will be on the bill from Leader Zhang!

No, what the heck is a power train?

Chen Mo was completely devastated.

You're a master Chinese chef, and you prepared a Chinese dinner, but the theme is something like "Power Train".
Not only Chen Mo, but also the netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing at this moment.

"As expected, Sister Yuqi knows how to achieve the best live broadcast effect! Power Train, hahaha!"

"So, our guess might be right. Power Train, that's so damn abstract!"

"Power Train? Hahahaha! Is Qiqi treating Chen Mo to a 'rock and roll set meal'? Is the next dish called 'Dang'?"

"Be precise! This is clearly a dinner co-branded with new energy vehicles! Appetizer 'Range Anxiety Salad', main course 'Braised Pork Belly with 0-100 km/h Acceleration', dessert 'Battery Spontaneous Combustion Ice Cream'!"

"I can't laugh anymore! So 'full of energy' means 'kinetic energy recovery'? Will Director Chen have to pay for the electricity after eating this meal?"

"Got it! 'Power Train' = 'Electric Mini Motor'! Zhang Yuqi: The 300 million yuan didn't buy food, it bought perpetual motion machine technology! (doge)"

"The upstairs layout is too small! This is clearly the physical version of the '300 million car manufacturing plan'—Chen Mo, after eating the whole set, directly transforms into a 'human Tesla,' with fuel consumption of only one monkey shout per 100 kilometers!"

Even worse, tech enthusiasts quickly photoshopped and parodied the images:
Chen Mo sat at the dining table with the "Power Train" logo on his head, captioning it: "A new energy family feast, one bite provides three hours of continuous power!"

Zhang Yuqi held up chopsticks and captioned the photo: "Exclusive fast charging technology, five minutes of charging, two hours of beatings!"

The hashtag #PowerTrainDinnerAppliesToJoinTheBattle# quickly became a trending topic, with netizens collectively making fun of it:
Suggested menu:
Cold-dressed clutch (appetizer)
Gearbox soup (warms the stomach)
Main course: Grilled Capitalist (all you can eat)
Dessert: Monkey Butt Mousse (for lowering blood pressure)

Even the band Power Station themselves left a comment: "??? Shouldn't we charge a naming rights fee?"

The number of viewers in the live stream soared to over 50 million, and the barrage of comments was frantically filled with: "This time, Qiqizi spent 300 million to buy a 'Akina Mountain Speed ​​God' experience card for netizens all over the country!"

Chen Mo looked at Zhang Yuqi with a constipated expression: "Is it too late for me to leave now?"

"What do you think, Master? Bring on the food! Don't worry, tonight's dishes are all hearty, themed 'Power Train,' also known as 'Nine Yang Divine Skill Family Bucket'!" Zhang Yuqi glanced at the comments, her mind as calm as still water. This is nothing.
When these girls go crazy, even they're scared of themselves!
I'll let you spank me, huh!

What could Chen Mo do? He was desperate too!

He knew this tiger woman was usually quite fierce, but he never expected her to be this fierce!

The barrage of comments was a sea of ​​joy, filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Good heavens, is this how you play? You've even gone for the Nine Yang Divine Skill! Can your kidneys handle it?"

"The car wheel ran right over my face. Is this content I can watch for free?"

"Handsome dishes, bring on the main course! I'm curious, I want to see it, and I'll order some takeout while I'm at it!"

Soon, amidst Chen Mosheng's despair, Zhang Yuqi's smugness, and the wild anticipation of netizens, the first dish was revealed.

"The first dish is 'Three Yangs Bring Prosperity'!"

Although the chef maintained a good expression, a hint of a smile still flashed in his eyes.

Honestly, with these dishes tonight, most men, unless they're like Chen Mo with seven women, really couldn't handle it.

If we were to actually eat that, it wouldn't be a power train, it would be a volcanic eruption.

Is she easily angered? No, that's no longer a question of whether she's easily angered or not.

The live stream camera then focused on this "Three Yangs Bring Prosperity" dish.

Then Chen Mo was completely dumbfounded.

The live stream chat exploded with comments.

"Holy crap, is the first dish this hardcore?"

"Holy crap! A physical energy package?!"

"The first move of the Nine Yang Divine Skill is this ruthless? Is this an attempt to murder her husband?! /horrified"

"Chen Mo's face turned green, hahaha, quickly point the camera at him!"

Why? Because the first dish, "Three Yangs Bring Prosperity," truly lives up to its name, bursting with yang energy.

This dish is made with mutton and lamb penis, and is infused with epimedium.

Three sheep in total!

Some netizens even made silly jokes.

"Quick, write this down! It's good stuff! Tsk tsk!"

"A man's refueling station, the high-powered train has departed, oh dear!"

"I'm so envious! So here's the question: are these tiger girls doing this for the benefit of their sisters?"

Zhang Yuqi's face flushed slightly, but she gestured for Chen Mo to try it.

What can Chen Mo do now that things have come to this?
He scooped a small spoonful into the bowl and began to taste it; his eyes immediately lit up.

Although this dish, "Three Yangs Bring Prosperity," uses epimedium, mutton, and mutton penis, both of which are notoriously "slutty," the chef's skill made Chen Mo unable to help but give him a thumbs up.

Because he didn't know how it was processed, it didn't have the fishy or gamey smell he had imagined. Instead, it had a pleasant medicinal aroma.

He was really tempted and couldn't help but eat a few more bites.

"Holy crap, is it really that delicious? I've had this dish before, it's impressive, but the taste is really... indescribable!"

"Chen Mo doesn't seem to be acting! I'm getting hungry just watching him."

"But is it really okay to eat like this? Won't it make me instantly furious?"

However, Chen Mo naturally couldn't eat much, after all, this was only the first dish.

Who knows what's next?
He could already feel a surge of heat rising within him, and his gaze toward Zhang Yuqi was filled with ill intent.

Zhang Yuqi and Chen Mo were an old married couple, so she naturally understood what Chen Mo's look meant. For a moment, she felt a little uneasy, but then she remembered that she had six sisters supporting her, and she immediately felt that the sun had come out, the rain had stopped, and her sisters were back in action.

"The second dish!" At this moment, the chef brought out the second dish.

Chen Mo couldn't help but feel curious. Although he knew he'd probably need to lean on a wall to stay awake tomorrow, he was still curious nonetheless.

"Yang Dingtian of the Ming Cult!"

"Pfft!" Chen Mo almost spat it out.

Good heavens, this is absolutely amazing! The "Three Yangs Bring Prosperity" was already outrageous enough, but these are getting more and more abstract.

Even Yang Dingtian from the Ming Cult has appeared.

The barrage of comments became even more lively and explosive.

"Good heavens, I know this dish inside and out! Yang Dingtian of the Ming Cult is right!"

"Yes, that makes perfect sense! If this isn't enough to reach the sky, then there's nothing else!"

"The infamous Three Perverts, oops, no, I mean Three-Whip Soup! Absolutely Yang Dingtian!"

"Master Zhang is awesome! This is a direct route to Bright Summit!"

"I suggest renaming it 'The Great Shift of Heaven and Earth,' and after consuming it, you'll directly break through to the ninth level!"

"The scope of the previous chapters was too narrow! This is clearly a side story of The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber—Monkey King vs. Abbess Miejue!"

"Science expert here: Yang Dingtian = sheep penis + bull penis + deer penis + ginseng. Don't ask how I know, just ask because it's a recipe written by Jin Yong!"

"Is it true that Zhang Yuqi = Zhang Jiaozhu, and Chen Mo + Sanbian Tang = Yang Dingtian?"

"Director Chen, take it easy! Drinking this soup might trigger a multiplayer co-op event with the Seven Fairies! Ku ku ku!"

Chen Mo was completely speechless. Good heavens, this Three-Whip Soup has become a martial arts manual just by changing its name?
"Try it!" Zhang Yuqi said, suppressing a laugh.

Chen Mo had no choice but to bite the bullet and go for it.

The taste was as good as ever; the chef truly lives up to his reputation.

And the effect is simply immediate.

His body temperature was already soaring, and he really didn't dare to eat any more.

Otherwise, wouldn't it just explode on the spot?
He looked at Zhang Yuqi speechlessly. This woman was really unruly. He had thought that he had punished her too harshly before, but now it seemed that he hadn't punished her at all!
I should have done something really tougher on her, preferably keeping her bedridden for days, as revenge. This is blatant revenge!

However, you just wait, you tiger lady, see how I deal with you tonight, Chen Mo gave her a threatening look.

Zhang Yuqi wasn't intimidated by him at all; she had a strong backer!

"The third dish."

"The Flower Waist Bride"

"Flower Waist Bride?" When Chen Mo heard the name of the dish, his chopsticks hovered in mid-air, and he was so numb that he didn't even bother to make an expression.

"Three Yangs Bring Prosperity" (stewed mutton and lamb penis with epimedium)? "Ming Cult Yang Dingtian" (Three-Whip Soup)? And now there's a "Flower Waist Bride"?

He slowly raised his head and looked at Zhang Yuqi, who was winking at him and smiling like a cat that had just stolen some fish.

"Flower waist? Is that the 'waist' I'm thinking of? /doge"

"Bride? Got it, let's go straight to the wedding night after the meal! I suggest calling the next dish 'Seven Fairies Making a Scene in the Wedding Night'!"

"Director Chen, run! This is a trap!" /laughing and crying

Chen Mo: I'm numb, do whatever you want.

"Is Qiqi trying to turn Director Chen into a perpetual motion machine?! /laughs"

The chef suppressed a laugh as he lifted the lid—in the amber-colored stew pot lay a stew of pork kidneys with goji berries and eucommia!

Chen Mo stared at the dish, his eyes already half dead.

"Physical kidney tonic confirmed!" The comments section was flooded with messages.

Zhang Yuqi thoughtfully scooped up a spoonful and held it to Chen Mo's lips, her tone sweet and cloying: "My dear President Chen, eat it while it's hot, it'll taste fishy when it's cold."

Chen Mo mechanically opened his mouth, swallowed, and then looked at the camera expressionlessly: "Dear netizens, just look at this, but please, please don't blindly imitate it!"

The comments section was bursting with laughter:

"Director Chen: After this meal, I'm afraid I'll have to go back to the ICU for more treatment!"

"Qiqi: Invest 300 million, get a return of over 10 billion! /doge"

"I suggest serving 'The Seven Fairies' Wedding Night Pranks' as the next dish, so we can get it right the first time!"

"Good heavens, this dish alone could keep you full all night! No wonder Chen Mo reminded everyone not to blindly imitate it, it could really kill someone!!!"

Chen Mo took a deep breath and looked at Zhang Yuqi with a look that seemed to say, "Tiger girl, you'd better not sleep tonight."

Zhang Yuqi tilted her head, her face innocent yet defiant, as if to say, "What? The train has only just started moving, and you already want to get off?"

Chen Mo: "..."

The exchange of glances between the two was naturally not missed by the viewers in the live stream.

In an instant, the live stream room was filled with a joyful atmosphere once again.

Those eyes are so expressive!

The following dishes, in particular, proved just how difficult it is to master the "Nine Yang Divine Skill".

In particular, the next four dishes were served together, forming a combination of: a towering white jade pillar, a sea-stretching purple-gold beam, a freely moving iron staff, and a divine iron staff.
(End of this chapter)