This director is vindictive.
Chapter 344 The Space Capsule Turns into a Spider Cave, Director Chen Mistakenly Becomes Xiao Caiqi
Chapter 344 The Space Capsule Turns into a Spider Cave, Director Chen Mistakenly Becomes Xiao Caiqi
Who in the family understands?
Guo Xiang and Xiaolongnu joined hands, while Tang Xuejian and Zhao Ling'er rode swords together.
At that moment, Chen Mo dared to say that he was absolutely the light of rebirth!
"Snapped!"
"Snapped!"
He treated both women equally, slapping each of them once while they were sleeping soundly together.
"Stop messing around, let me sleep a little longer!" Yang Mi waved her hand at the air half asleep, then continued to hug her best friend Liu Yifei as a pillow and keep sleeping.
Liu Yifei was even more interesting; she buried her head in Yang Mi's chest and nuzzled against her like a little pig.
Then go back to sleep!
Chen Mo shook his head, raised his hand to look at his watch, and saw that it was already past ten in the morning.
We had planned to experience "weightlessness in space" today!
However, it seems that neither of them can get up.
"Get up! If you don't get up, I'll take them with me in a bit!" Chen Mo made a final effort.
Before she could finish speaking, Yang Mi suddenly sat up with a start, the silk sheet slipping down to her waist, revealing the lingering hickey on her collarbone.
"You dare!" She reached out to grab Chen Mo's pajamas collar, but almost fell off the bed because of her aching back, and was caught by Liu Yifei in her drowsy state.
"Hiss—" The fairy sister gasped, rubbing her sore chin as she fully woke up.
"Yang Mi, are your bones made of iron?"
Her fluffy long hair was sticking out like dandelions, and the collar of her nightgown was askew, revealing half of her shoulder, which still bore someone's teeth marks.
Chen Mo suppressed a laugh and held up his phone: "If you dawdle any longer, I'll livestream 'Top Female Celebrity Morning Diary,' with the title #Peony Fairy and Hakimi's Post-War Ruins#." On the screen was a picture of the two sleeping in an intertwined position—Yang Mi's legs were pressed against Liu Yifei's waist, and Liu Yifei's hands were gripping Yang Mi's collar, like two cats who had just finished fighting.
Just then, Fan Binbin and the others' voices came from outside.
"Still not up so late? Tsk tsk, looks like the battle was fierce last night!" That was Fan Binbin's voice.
"They really are best friends, they do everything together!" This is Zhao Liying's voice.
Yang Mi and Liu Yifei froze instantly.
They then exchanged a glance and suddenly stood up to clean up the scene.
After a while, Chen Mo's mouth was agape in an "O" shape. From now on, if anyone dares to say that women change clothes slowly, Chen Mo will definitely get angry with them!
Wow, those two are incredibly fast!
When the bedroom door was "broken" open from the outside by the women, Fan Binbin and her friends were originally planning to see the two women make a fool of themselves, but when they pushed the door open, they found...
Yang Mi and Liu Yifei were already dressed and sitting there.
Only Chen Mo sat on the bed, disheveled and looking dazed.
"Heh, you dog of a man, if you can't do it, don't be stubborn. Hurry up, didn't we say we were going to experience weightlessness in space today? Get up already!" Yang Mi said with a disdainful look.
Liu Yifei quickly added, "That's right! We've been waiting for you for ages, even they came."
Chen Mo was completely speechless. All he could say was that the actor was truly excellent.
These two are masters at crying "stop thief!" and turning the tables on each other, aren't they?
Moreover, the two of them were at odds and hurting each other just last night, but now that they're together, they're acting like best friends.
Good guy, really good guy!
Even Fan Binbin and the other women believed it to be true and looked at Chen Mo with suspicion.
"You guys don't actually believe their nonsense, do you? Don't you know whether I'm good or not?" Chen Mo said as he slowly got out of bed, opened the wardrobe, and picked out clothes.
In a flash, all the women's eyes turned to Yang Mi and Liu Yifei.
Yang Mi and Liu Yifei's faces instantly turned bright red, and they both grabbed pillows and threw them at Chen Mo. The movement revealed lingering hickeys on their collarbones, particularly noticeable in the morning light.
"Chen! Mo!" Yang Mi screamed, glaring angrily at Chen Mo. "Did you have to say that in front of so many people?"
She frantically pulled her collar together, her fox-like eyes wide open, and her fingers, painted with cherry-colored nail polish, were trembling.
Liu Yifei rushed over and covered Chen Mo's mouth.
The scent of orchid shampoo mingled with her frantic breathing: "Shut up!"
The fairy sister was no longer the aloof goddess she once was; her hair was disheveled like dandelions, and her earlobes were so red they looked like they could drip blood.
Chen Mo pulled a black shirt from the closet and put it on, but before he could even button it up, he heard Zhao Liying gasp: "My God!"
She pointed at Chen Mo's back: "Yang Mi, were you two dogs last night? These scratches are bleeding!"
Fan Binbin had somehow slipped to the bedside, picking up a crumpled silk nightgown with two fingers: "Wow~ is this a Chanel haute couture piece?" She dangled the nightgown, its strap broken, in the sunlight, "The designer would cry in the bathroom if they saw this."
Yang Mi lunged forward to snatch back her nightgown, but the movement was so big that she strained her lower back!
She hissed and fell into Chen Mo's arms.
Liu Yifei tried to help but stepped on her own bathrobe belt, stumbling and bumping into the two. The three of them immediately rolled into a heap, and two buttons popped off Chen Mo's shirt, revealing fresh teeth marks on his collarbone.
"Tsk tsk tsk."
Zhang Yuqi, that fierce woman, pulled out a bag of sunflower seeds from somewhere and leaned against the window, happily munching on them: "This battle is even more intense than last night's Weibo post!"
Chen Mo finally managed to pull himself out of his reverie, his shirt wrinkled beyond recognition. He glanced at his watch and jumped up and down in frustration: "It's eleven o'clock! If we don't get to the aerospace training center soon, the weightlessness experience won't be available until next week!"
As soon as the words were spoken, the female celebrities instantly switched to work mode. Yang Mi magically produced a makeup bag from the bedside table and completed her full makeup in three minutes; Liu Yifei's fingers flew as she braided her frizzy long hair into a fishtail braid; Fan Binbin pulled out a portable garment steamer to fix Chen Mo's shirt.
Ten minutes later, as everyone left in a grand procession, the housekeeper looked at the clothes scattered on the living room carpet, the buttons flying off, and the nightgown straps broken in two, and sighed. She was already used to it!
However, when they arrived at the space experience center, Chen Mo looked at the seven female celebrities with very different styles but equally dazzling appearances and suddenly felt that bringing them to the space experience center was a disastrous decision—especially when Fan Binbin was distributing anti-vertigo medicine like candy and Jing Tian was using a curling iron to give Zhang Yuqi a "zero-gravity hairstyle".
At this moment, the staff were explaining the precautions.
However, the women were all busy with their own things, and it was unclear whether they were even listening.
Chen Mo knocked on the simulator door impatiently: "Listen up, all of you! Don't panic later!"
The staff member glanced at Chen Mo gratefully.
Upon hearing Chen Mo's words, all the women began to listen attentively.
After the staff finished explaining the precautions, Chen Mo suddenly glanced at Yang Mi and Liu Yifei with a mischievous grin and said, "How about we play a game?"
"What game?" All the women looked at her.
"If anyone throws up in the cabin during the weightlessness period, she'll be punished by having to wear a big floral cotton-padded jacket and do a live girl group dance!"
"What if it were you? Would you also wear a big floral cotton-padded jacket and dance to a girl group song?" Yang Mi asked Chen Mo provocatively.
Her words were immediately met with unanimous agreement from the other sisters.
"That's great! I've never seen Chen Mo dressed as a woman before!"
"Yes, I've never seen Director Chen wearing that big floral cotton-padded jacket before!"
"I bet nobody has ever seen Director Chen dancing to a girl group song while wearing a big floral cotton-padded jacket, right?"
"Our great director is so handsome, he must look beautiful in women's clothing too!"
Chen Mo rolled his eyes and said, "If I throw up, I'll accept the punishment too!"
Then, in the next moment, he saw all seven women simultaneously pull out vomit bags and fasten them to their waists. Zhao Liying even tied a bow on the bag: "What are you looking at? This is a fashion item!"
She suddenly stood on tiptoe and poked Chen Mo's forehead: "Some people shouldn't be crying and calling for their mothers later~"
Yang Mi then remarked quietly, "Even if he cries and calls for his mother, it seems like someone still can't feed him!"
As she spoke, Yang Mi deliberately glanced at Zhao Liying's barren area, instantly making Zhao Liying lose her composure.
There was no way around it; among the seven women, she really was the smallest in every way!
"That's enough! There are still staff members here!" Fan Binbin interrupted the crowd with her hands on her hips and her red lips slightly pursed.
Her exquisitely drawn phoenix eyes swept over the female technician in the corner, whose shoulders were trembling from holding her breath—this highly professional girl was biting her lower lip so hard that her nails were almost digging into the record board.
They then realized that there were female staff members trying not to laugh.
This staff member was also in great pain, but fortunately, they were very professional and managed to hold back their laughter.
She suppressed a laugh and handed over the specially made bodysuit.
Yang Mi took the fluorescent orange jumpsuit, her slender fingers lifting the shoulder straps to loosen it, revealing cherry-colored nail polish that shimmered under the light: "This color scheme..."
Her fox-like eyes narrowed slightly, and a playful smile curved her red lips: "Are you afraid the orbital debris won't hit us?"
As she flipped through the tags, the silk shirt slipped off her shoulders, revealing a faint pink mark on her collarbone.
Liu Yifei had already neatly styled her long hair into a bun and was slipping into her jumpsuit. Suddenly, she hissed and gasped as the zipper caught a few unruly strands of hair at her temples. Her almond-shaped eyes, always full of affection, instantly welled up with tears, and her slender white fingers hovered in mid-air, too afraid to move. Chen Mo felt a pang of heartache at her sight.
Just as she was about to step forward to help, Fan Binbin's seven-centimeter Jimmy Choo stilettos had already precisely pressed against his knee.
This vixen was wearing a cheongsam with a slit that went all the way up to her thighs, and as she bent over, a large expanse of her snow-white skin was revealed: "President Chen~"
She drew out the last syllable of her voice, and nail polish tapped the third button on his shirt: "Where do you think you're going to reach?"
Rose perfume mingled with strands of hair as it swept across his chin.
Chen Mo sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation, his wristwatch reflecting his utterly dejected expression. He should have known bringing these spoiled brats along was going to be a disaster!
He shook his head and walked towards the hatch first: "Stop fooling around, get ready to enter the simulation chamber!"
As he spoke, he took the lead and entered the space simulator.
The women also took action one by one.
The moment the hatch's hydraulic system activated, Jing Tian suddenly gripped his sleeve. Her usually serene fingertips were now icy cold, her eyelashes trembling and casting shadows beneath her eyes: "Chen Mo, I..."
Her Adam's apple bobbed, her voice lighter than a feather: "Actually, I'm a little afraid of heights."
The pearl earring swayed slightly as she swallowed.
Before the words were even finished, the simulator suddenly tilted. The seven women tumbled and rolled around like toppled dominoes, screaming. Gao Yuanyuan's knee landed squarely on his stomach, almost making Chen Mo vomit; Zhao Liying's elbow struck his chin, her bracelet clanging against the safety railing; and worst of all was Yang Mi—she was sprawled across his chest, their noses barely three centimeters apart, her rose-scented hair brushing against his lips.
This woman wasn't afraid at all, and even winked at Chen Mo!
This was Chen Mo's first time experiencing this thing, and he had to admit, it was quite interesting.
When the real weightlessness experience begins, screams and laughter erupt instantly.
"Ahhh!" Zhang Yuqi screamed. The bun that Jing Tian had carefully styled for her suddenly came undone, and her black hair fluttered in the air like the tentacles of a startled jellyfish, instantly transforming her into a female demon.
She frantically grabbed her hair tie, but due to the loss of weight, she spun around in place, like an octopus being overturned by the waves.
The pearl hairpin slammed against the bulkhead with a "crack," shattering into pieces that scattered in all directions.
"Hahaha!" Fan Binbin couldn't help but laugh.
But the next moment, her joy turned to sorrow. She didn't know how she ended up bumping into the cabin wall, and she gasped in pain.
To everyone's surprise, Liu Yifei, this fairy-like beauty, actually tried to do a somersault in a ballet pose. However, she clearly overestimated herself and failed to do it. Instead, she crashed into Yang Mi's arms due to the reaction force.
Chen Mo, who was watching from the corner, found it quite amusing.
However, to his surprise, the young rich woman, for some reason, became frightened when she floated up and actually clamped his head between her legs.
The scene left him speechless.
After getting used to it, Chen Mo suddenly felt a chill for some reason.
But it was that wicked woman Yang Mi who actually exchanged a glance with Zhang Yuqi, and then "floated" towards Chen Mo's position!
When Yang Mi and Zhang Yuqi attacked from both sides, Chen Mo instinctively tried to dodge, but Jing Tian's legs held him firmly in place. He could only watch helplessly as the two "vixens" revealed dangerous smiles.
"You're going to do it—ugh!"
As a result, the two grabbed his arms from both sides.
"Sisters! Let's go!"
At Yang Mi's command, the other five people instantly abandoned their elegant demeanor and began to "float" toward Chen Mo in a flurry of activity!
"Don't come any closer!" Chen Mo never imagined that he would one day shout such a thing.
However, it was clearly too late!
Jing Tian didn't know when she had let go of her feet.
Yang Mi and Zhang Yuqi then began to exert their strength, one in front and one behind, and one on the left and one on the right.
They started spinning Chen Mo around like a top.
Because of the weightlessness here, Chen Mo was caught off guard and fell into their trap.
The whole person was inside the space simulator, spinning around.
Chen Mo frantically tried to grab something for leverage, and he did manage to grab it, but the thing he did grab was slippery.
But it's Fan Binbin's big picture.
Chen Mo was still spinning around, feeling a little dizzy.
None of my family members understand! Hanging in mid-air, spinning around and around, he's not like the little twirling flag on the Spring Festival Gala, he really can't hold on any longer!
"Hahaha!"
The simulator echoed with the silvery laughter of the female celebrities.
Just then, the loudspeaker suddenly announced: "Warning! The cabin is about to rotate!"
Before anyone could react, the simulator suddenly flipped 180 degrees. The women who had been floating above screamed as they plummeted. Chen Mo felt a sudden weight on him; Yang Mi was riding on his shoulders, Liu Yifei's knees were hitting his lower back, and Fan Binbin's large plate was smeared directly in his face.
Chen Mo was completely dumbfounded.
The moment he felt suffocated also stopped his endless spinning.
However, as everyone knows, at this moment, his body was not rotating, but his mind was.
However, the next moment, Zhao Liying fell down again.
Surprisingly, it got everyone spinning around again.
"I'm going to throw up!"
Chen Mo finally couldn't hold back any longer and shouted!
He's really become like Xiao Caiqi!
However, the thought of having to cross-dress if he couldn't resist made him grit his teeth and suppress the urge to vomit, forcing him to endure the dizziness.
He suddenly slammed his hand on the emergency button inside the cabin.
Finally, the space simulator gradually stopped working, the feeling of weightlessness gradually disappeared, and the hydraulic door slowly opened.
Chen Mo was the first to rush out and jump out of the space simulator!
Once outside, the nausea struck him violently, and he couldn't hold back any longer. He grabbed the vomit bag and started dry heaving, almost bringing up stomach acid.
The young heiress reached out with a touch of tenderness and gently patted Chen Mo's back, smoothing his hair.
"Chen Mo, are you alright?" the young heiress asked with concern.
Soon, the women gathered around, looking at Chen Mo with some concern.
Gao Yuanyuan glared at Yang Mi and Zhang Yuqi, the two instigators, and took out a bottle of mineral water for Chen Mo to rinse his mouth.
It took Chen Mo a long time to recover.
"You two, how could you be so reckless? Look what you've done to our master!" Fan Binbin said.
Seeing Chen Mo's pale face after vomiting, Yang Mi felt quite remorseful: "I'm sorry, Chen Mo, I..."
"Okay, I'm fine! Ugh!" Chen Mo waved his hand and said.
Chen Mo gradually calmed down on the way back from the space experience center.
However, as soon as he got home, all seven women looked at him with smiles.
Chen Mo felt a little uneasy under their gaze.
"No, why are you all looking at me like that?" Chen Mo asked.
Yang Mi's foxy eyes gleamed mischievously: "Director Chen, a bet's a bet, right?"
"What?" Chen Mo was immediately shocked, remembering the joke from before.
Right now, he really wanted to be a man who broke his promise. Being a deadbeat is great, being a deadbeat is pretty good.
Chen Mo looked to the rich girl for help, but to his astonishment, the usually obedient rich girl actually said with great interest, "Chen Mo, I also want to see you in women's clothing!"
Chen Mo then looked at the others, but unfortunately, they were all looking at him excitedly.
Clearly, they have reached a consensus on this point.
Crossdressing? Are you kidding me? I, Chen Mo, am the number one box office director in China! The ninth richest man in China! A billionaire!
Don't I have any pride?
He really wanted to be tough for once, to be a domineering deadbeat, and to renege on that damned "game bet"!
Why can women be unreasonable, but men can't? He should be unreasonable too!
(End of this chapter)
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