This director is vindictive.

Chapter 343

Hearing Yang Mi's words, Liu Yifei was completely taken aback!

It's fair to say that Yang Mi stabbed him in the heart with a knife.

The fairy sister looked at Chen Mo pitifully, but Chen Mo really didn't have any good solutions to this kind of thing.

Well, there's always a first-come, first-served order, right?

Liu Yifei's slender fingers twisted the belt of her silk nightgown, and as she sat down on the other side of Chen Mo, she brought with her a delicate orchid fragrance: "Then I can't possibly choose the ghost marriage theme that netizens suggested, can I?"

As she spoke, she glanced at the floral cotton-padded jacket that Yang Mi had thrown on the ground: "At least it's better than some people's tacky aesthetics."

"Who are you calling unsophisticated?!" Yang Mi bristled like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, reaching out to pinch Liu Yifei's face, but Chen Mo caught her around the waist.

"Hehehe, can't hit me, can't hit me, only the one with the dirt knows!" Liu Yifei suddenly stood on tiptoe, sticking her tongue out at Yang Mi like a kitten that had stolen a fish. She was as childish as a little kid who hadn't grown up.

Her slender white fingers deliberately made a "shy" gesture next to her cheek, and her silk nightgown slipped off one shoulder as she jumped.

Chen Mo almost choked on his saliva—this ethereal beauty, known for her aloofness, was now acting like a mischievous elementary school student who had just pulled off a prank. What was even more amazing was that she had spontaneously composed a rhyming jingle, with a triumphant upward inflection at the end.

"Liu! Yi! Fei!"

Yang Mi's screams almost lifted the roof off.

At this moment, Fox Honey was really like a fox with its fur standing on end, wriggling in Chen Mo's arms, her hands, painted with cherry-colored nail polish, desperately reaching forward, while she shouted at Chen Mo, "Let go! I'm going to peel off that fairy skin of hers today!"

Yang Mi was furious and struggled fiercely, wanting to go over and give the fairy sister a good "lesson"!
In her struggle, the silk nightgown rolled up to her thighs, revealing her long, straight, and fair legs.

Unfortunately, she couldn't break free from Chen Mo's embrace.

"I recorded all the exciting moments just now!"

Liu Yifei took two steps back, waving her phone. The screen clearly showed Yang Mi twirling around in a brightly colored floral cotton-padded jacket, showing off. She suddenly mimicked the video's movements, twisting her waist: "Mi Mi, this 'Peony Fairy' joke is enough to make me laugh for ten years!"

Even Chen Mo couldn't stand it anymore. This was supposed to be a fairy sister, but she seemed to be getting more and more childish.

Is Yang Mi really that easy to get along with?

Yang Mi glared angrily at her "best friend" and complained, "You Liu Yifei, I'm not done with you yet!"

Before she finished speaking, Yang Mi suddenly stopped struggling. She narrowed her fox-like eyes and revealed a honey-like smile, twirling her fingers around the ends of her hair as she looked at the fairy-like beauty.

Liu Yifei immediately had a bad feeling.

"What are you laughing at? Okay, Mimi, I was wrong, let's make up, okay? Don't laugh like that, it's a little creepy, I'm scared!" Liu Yifei said somewhat cowardly.

Then she lunged at Yang Mi, grabbing her arm and shaking it. The scent of orchid shampoo mingled with her frantic breathing as she whispered, "I swear, I won't tell anyone! I'll treat you to hot pot for a month!"

Yang Mi slowly pried her fingers apart: "Weren't you quite arrogant just now?"

Her fox-like eyes narrowed into two crescent moons, and her fingers, painted with cherry-colored nail polish, had already swiped to unlock her phone screen.

Looking at Liu Yifei, who immediately cowered, and then at Yang Mi, who had switched from defense to offense, Chen Mo suddenly recalled that catchy TikTok voiceover: "From now on, offense and defense have reversed! The enemy can go, and so can I!"

Liu Yifei immediately shrank back like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. She didn't even notice that the belt of her silk robe was wrapped around the coffee table leg, and her exposed, snow-white calves were trembling.

"You...you're going too far!" Liu Yifei suddenly straightened her back and grabbed her phone.

She tapped her fingers on the screen: "Believe it or not, I'll post the video of you twirling around in that big floral cotton-padded jacket on Weibo right now! Let all the fans see that even a top female celebrity can be so unfashionable in private!"

Chen Mo's eyes lit up. Good heavens! This is a stunning comeback from the heavens! Seeing Yang Mi's instantly frozen expression, he quickly shrank into the corner of the sofa, grabbing a handful of melon seeds from the fruit plate—let's fight! Let's fight!
Yang Mi's fox-like eyes widened, her lip-gloss-covered mouth opening and closing repeatedly. The floral-patterned cotton-padded jacket she had tossed on the coffee table seemed to be silently mocking her. Suddenly, she lunged forward to snatch the phone: "Liu Yifei, how dare you!"

"Ouch!"

Chen Mo scattered the sunflower seeds he was holding all over the floor. Two women were wrestling in front of him; Yang Mi's nightgown strap snapped with a "snap," and Liu Yifei's hair was smeared all over her face. He watched helplessly as his phone arced through the air—

"My limited edition!" Liu Yifei screamed.

"My embarrassing past!" Yang Mi wailed.

Both phones fell onto the carpet at the same time, screen down, with a dull thud.

Chen Mo silently took out his phone and snapped three photos of the two female celebrities, who were frozen in shock. Hmm, new meme material in hand.

Then, the next moment, the two of them went to pick up their phones. The carpet in the house was very soft, and the phones wouldn't break at all.

"Liu Yifei, you forced me to do this!"

Then he saw that Yang Mi actually opened the smart home app on her phone and turned on the monitoring function.

Then she found a video, and wow, it was the clip of Liu Yifei showing off to her, making "nee-nee-nee-nee" sounds like a kindergarten kid.

She suddenly turned to Chen Mo and winked: "Honey~ do you think this video deserves to be trending on the hashtag #FairySister'sImageCollapse#?"

Good heavens, this is incredible! Chen Mo never expected that Yang Mi would actually use whatever was available.

Although Liu Yifei's smug and overconfident demeanor just now was actually quite cute to him.

But it was just too much of a contrast to her usual image. If this video, with such a stark contrast, were released, showing a woman in her thirties acting like a kindergarten kid, Chen Mo could imagine the scene. Absolutely, tsk tsk tsk.

Liu Yifei had obviously thought of that too; the image of the hashtag #LiuYifeiChildishGirl# dominating the trending topics already flashed through her mind. Like an ostrich, she buried her face in her pillow, pleading in a muffled voice, "Mimi, you're the most fashionable! That cotton-padded jacket is retro-chic! It's a trendsetter!"

Chen Mo looked at Yang Mi, who was laughing hysterically in his arms, and then at Liu Yifei, who was curled up like a quail. He suddenly felt a headache coming on. These were not two top female stars. They were clearly kindergarten kids having a tiff!

Why do I feel like these two are even more childish than my own precious daughter, Xiao Dou Dou?

I just don't know if it's because she's been with Chen Mo that she's become so much more open-minded.

When Liu Yifei looked up and saw Yang Mi's smug expression, she became even more furious.

Then, pick up your phone and tap send!
The video of Yang Mi twirling in a floral cotton-padded jacket was sent out so easily.

Yang Mi was completely dumbfounded.

She actually posted it!
Yang Mi was so calm and confident that she could control Liu Yifei because she understood her!
But she forgot that times have changed!
After all, Liu Yifei used to maintain the image of a fairy sister, and she was very careful about it even in private.

But things are different now. She's no longer all alone. With Chen Mo backing her up and someone to rely on, her true nature is gradually being revealed.

Yang Mi's scream almost pierced her eardrums: "Liu Yifei! You're finished!"

As she lunged forward, her silk nightgown snagged on the corner of the coffee table and ripped open with a "rip." Chen Mo watched helplessly as the five-figure nightgown was completely ruined, silently sweeping the sunflower seed shells into the trash can.

Looking at the "sent successfully" message displayed on the Weibo interface, Liu Yifei didn't shy away and said directly, "Come on, let's hurt each other!"

"Wow, the number of reposts has already exceeded a thousand! No wonder she's top influencer Boss Yang!" Liu Yifei, who seemed to have completely let loose, was nowhere near the fairy-like beauty she once was!

The hashtag #YangMi's Floral Cotton-padded Jacket# is climbing to the top of the trending searches at an alarming rate.

Yang Mi naturally saw it too, and the thought that her embarrassing past had been turned over a new page made her feel terrible.

"Alright! Let's hurt each other then!"

Yang Mi's sinister voice was forced out through clenched teeth, a dangerous glint in her fox-like eyes. She then picked up her phone and posted the footage from the home security camera showing Liu Yifei acting childishly earlier on Weibo!

The two of them left Chen Mo completely dumbfounded.

Seriously? Playing this big? This is really mutual sabotage! This time, their fake friendship is probably over.

This is truly something I've never seen before!

That's outrageous! Playing around is fine, but how can you joke about posting on Weibo?

This behavior is outrageous. Chen Mo strongly condemned the two women's actions, then decisively took out his phone, opened Weibo, and started watching the drama unfold.

Oh my god, it smells so good!
Good heavens, this is incredible! Their Weibo posts have already been forwarded over 10,000 times and have even jumped straight to the top of the trending topics list.

#YangMi's Floral Print Cotton-padded Jacket# (Breaking News)

#FairySisterIsSoChildish# (New)

#Yang Mi & Liu Yifei, Plastic Best Friends# (New)

The comment section below exploded.

@EntertainmentOctopus: "Help! Did Yang Mi steal her dowry from Auntie Er's trunk in that big floral cotton-padded jacket? When she twirls around, I feel like I see a peony come to life! #YangMiCountryLoveExtraEpisode# Liu Yifei's 'hehehe' is even more amazing, so the fairy is actually the kindergarten boss in private? [doge]"

@HoneyJar: "I can't laugh anymore! Yang Mi's fashion persona has completely collapsed. This cotton-padded jacket is so tacky it's almost unbelievable; it should be directly included in the 'National Intangible Cultural Heritage List.' This unexpected move by the 'Fairy Sister' should probably be renamed 'Liu Three-Year-Old'!"

@RusticExcavator: "Yang Mi's outfit is clearly very trendy! I suggest the next theme for Huayun Wedding Dress should be 'Northeast Renaissance,' with the groom wearing a military overcoat and a dog-skin hat, and the wedding venue filled with sauerkraut jars! @LiuYifei's childish video has been turned into an emoji, captioned 'This fairy is three and a half years old' [image]"

@Post-90sRetirementHome: "So even top female celebrities tear each other apart in private? Yang Mi's cotton-padded jacket paired with Liu Yifei's jingle, I suggest they debut as a 'Rustic and Cute Duet'! Chen Mo eating sunflower seeds in the corner looks exactly like me eating melon seeds [laughing and crying]"

@SecondaryApe: "Shocking! The female lead of 'Sunny Sisters' is actually acting out 'Country Love' in real life? Liu Yifei's 'hehehe' and Yang Mi's peony cotton-padded jacket are locked together, I'll swallow the key! #TwoWaysOfCharacterCollapse#"

@蜜菲CPYYDS: "Oh no, this is confirmed as a fake best friend relationship. The way they hurt each other is just like we used to be. It's too much! Please give us more! Hahaha!"

@Liu Yifei's fans: "Waaaaah, she's so cute! Anyone who calls her childish, get out! This is clearly a 'fairy descending to earth to experience life,' Yang Mi's cotton-padded jacket should be launched into space as an alien exhibit! [Angry]"

After Yang Mi and Liu Yifei finished posting, they stared at each other, clearly regretting it.

But now that it's already trending on social media, both of them are a bit dumbfounded.

Impulsiveness really is the devil!

However, Chen Mo's other female confidantes were soon exposed as well.

Fan Binbin (@YangMi): "Is this outfit a declaration of war on the fashion world? I suggest Vogue's next China special issue cover feature her wearing a floral cotton-padded jacket and Air Jordans, with the title 'On the ultimate in tacky style is art!' PS. I want the original video of the fairy sister's childish antics; I want it as my alarm clock!"

Zhang Yuqi also joined in the fun, tagging Yang Mi: "I suggest you just change the theme to a ghost marriage! Use a floral cotton-padded jacket as a shroud, Liu Yifei as the mourning child, and Chen Mo to smash the earthenware pot. This setup absolutely crushes 'Ghost Blows Out the Light'! #UnderworldFashionPioneer#"

Zhao Liying silently added insult to injury: "Latest battle report: Yang Mi's cotton-padded jacket video has been forwarded over 10 times, and Liu Yifei's childish video has received 20 likes! I suggest Chen Mo start a live stream titled 'On How to Raise a Fox Spirit and Hakimi at the Same Time,' and send rockets in gifts to unlock new storylines!"

Jing Tian quietly retweeted a netizen's comment: "The tech experts are here! They've edited Yang Mi's spinning video into 'Peony Fairy vs. Zombies,' and turned Liu Yifei's rhyme into a meme-worthy electronic music track. DM me if you want it! #TenThousandUsesOfTopCelebrityDarkHistory#"

The battle between Yang Mi and Liu Yifei over "revealing each other's dark pasts" continues to escalate on Weibo, with their trending topics now marked with three "hot" characters. Chen Mo's phone keeps vibrating, filled with congratulatory messages from friends in the entertainment industry.

Jing Tian's WeChat messages were the most frequent: "Honey, you need to do something about those two! The whole crew is circulating videos of Mimi spinning around, and the production crew even set it to 'The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend' as background music!"

Chen Mo was about to reply when he suddenly heard Liu Yifei exclaim in surprise. Turning around, he saw her staring at her phone screen, her fingers trembling: "Honey, your fan club president just started a poll for the 'Peony Fairy Global Fan Club'!"

"What?!" Yang Mi lunged to grab the phone. Her silk nightgown, torn in the struggle, had become a high-slit cheongsam, revealing a large expanse of her snow-white skin. She glanced at the screen and almost fainted—her fans had photoshopped her spinning GIF into a dancing peony, captioned "This flower has become a spirit."

Chen Mo was holding back laughter until his abs ached when his phone suddenly beeped with a notification from someone he'd been following. Zhao Liying had posted a new Weibo post: "Heard someone's planning a space wedding? @China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation, are you short of a spokesperson? Here are two ready-made space comedians [doge emoji]"

Yang Mi nearly crushed her phone when she saw this message: "Zhao! Li! Ying!" She gritted her teeth and opened WeChat, wanting to confront Zhao Li Ying directly.

As a result, when I tried to send a voice message, I found that the other party had blocked me!
Her face immediately darkened.

That's too much! That's way too much!

Liu Yifei's situation wasn't much better. Her mother sent twenty voice messages, and the first one was a frantic scream: "Liu Yifei, what are you doing acting so young when you're over thirty! All the viral videos online are using your 'hehehe'! Disney even wants you to play the wicked stepmother in the new Snow White!"

Seeing the two women's ashen faces, Chen Mo finally couldn't help but laugh out loud. The next second, four delicate hands simultaneously grabbed his neck: "It's all your fault!"

Why didn't you stop us?

"Exactly! You could have stopped us just now!"

"Aaaaah! You're actually eating sunflower seeds! You're even eating our melon seeds!"

The two men immediately pointed their guns at Chen Mo.

Chen Mo was dumbfounded. No, girls, you two were tearing each other apart so happily, I thought it was just your usual interaction as sisters.

"I tried to stop them! But I couldn't!" Chen Mo said hurriedly.

Quiet, dead quiet!

Yang Mi and Liu Yifei looked at each other. Well, indeed, it seems, probably, it appears that Chen Mo did stop them.

The next moment, the two of them pressed Chen Mo down onto the sofa from both sides.

"No matter what, it's all your fault!"

"Yes, that's right, it's all your fault!"

What could Chen Mo do when the two of them were irrationally shifting the blame?
"It's my fault, it's my fault, okay?"

Yang Mi suddenly gasped: "Oh no, oh no! The editor-in-chief of Harper's Bazaar sent me a private message, saying they want me to wear this floral cotton-padded jacket for the next issue's cover shoot! The title is 'So Tacky It's Trendy!'"

Trendy? Trendy my ass!

She couldn't help but swear, clearly her mentality was about to collapse!
Liu Yifei wasn't doing much better. With a long face, she turned her phone screen towards the two of them: "The head of Disney's China region contacted my agent, saying they want to use my 'hehehe' emoji as promotional material for the new princess movie."

Chen Mo finally couldn't help but laugh out loud, only to be glared at by both of them. He quickly straightened up and said, "Actually, this wave of hype is perfect for building up the wedding, you see—"

He opened the official Weibo account of Huayun Apparel, which read, "The number of participants in the campaign has exceeded one million."

As expected, the comment section was completely ignited by videos of the two's embarrassing past:
@Space Enthusiast: "I suggest decorating the wedding venue like a space station, with Yang Mi wearing a modified spacesuit wedding dress walking out of the 'Peony' spaceship! A perfect blend of rustic charm and science fiction!"

@ScienceFictionFan: "Liu Yifei could be the MC! She could read the wedding vows in that 'hehehe' tone: 'Do you take this woman to spend the rest of your life with her?'"

Yang Mi, furious, threw a cushion at Chen Mo: "What kind of time is this to be laughing! If I go out now, the fashion world will laugh at me!"

Her foxy eyes darted around, and she suddenly pounced on Chen Mo, "Unless... you promise me the wedding venue will be even more outrageous than what netizens have imagined!"

Liu Yifei seized the opportunity to lean in, blinking her big, watery eyes: "I also need to book creative ideas for my wedding in advance! It can't be worse than Mimi's!"

At that moment, the two, oblivious to the fact that their home security cameras had stopped working, had no idea when they were being monitored.

When the two of them noticed, they suddenly felt all their strength drain away, leaving only Chen Mo's "hehehe" laugh, like a big bad guy.

Chen Mo is the biggest winner in this round!
(End of this chapter)