The fairies were shocked when people wrote their diaries perfectly.

Chapter 205 If you dare to ascend to the God Realm today, you'll dare to harm Xiao Wu tomorrow.

Chapter 205 If you dare to ascend to the God Realm today, you'll dare to harm Xiao Wu tomorrow.
(A combined chapter!)

[This guy was originally the chieftain's son from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Insect clan, but because of his weak constitution, he awakened a pig-like martial soul, reaching the half-level of the Innate Realm!]

Why is he considered useless? Because his martial soul is the only one in the entire Douluo Continent that is separated from the body, and it's even a tangible one!

[This martial soul is the Golden Sacred Dragon!]

Of course, this "dragon" is relative to Douluo Continent; in reality, it's just an insect, a lizard!

[But in the Douluo Continent, it's top-tier.]

[But not only was he unaware of his martial soul's attributes, he also failed to see the advantages of its detached and substantial nature. Giving up on himself, he added a lightning-attribute spirit ring, rendering his martial soul useless!]

[Afterwards, unable to bear the ridicule of his entire clan, he ran away from home and went to the Spirit Hall.]

There, he met a young Bibi Dong, who, as mentioned before, was very naive because she had been so well protected.

[As a result, this guy pretended to be a scholar, hooked up with Bibi Dong, and used her identity to enter the Spirit Hall's library, where he learned a lot.]

[He stole everything he should and shouldn't have learned, including the secrets of the angel race's ascension to godhood, angelic divine armor, the existence of Seagod Island, and so on!]

Therefore, calling Bibi Dong an ingrate and a traitor is entirely justified.

[Because even Qibao, who is stronger than Lan Dian, doesn't know a significant portion of these things, so why should Ning Fengzhi be able to answer them for Gangzi?]

[The Angelic Divine Test, especially the divine equipment, is unknown even to high-ranking figures like Chrysanthemum Demon, except for those enshrined in the Spirit Hall. Yet Gangzi knows it!]

Therefore, Bibi Dong completely deserved her fate, and it was even too lenient; she should have been executed by slow slicing with her martial soul and talent destroyed!

[His anus should also be torn apart by five horses, then struck by blue lightning to wipe out his entire sect.]

[Unfortunately, in other worlds, including my previous life, this would be considered the act of traitors and sellouts. Bibi Dong and Gangzi didn't receive any proper punishment, especially the latter, who actually stole so many secrets, yet the Spirit Hall let him go.]

[This is utterly baffling! Have Chihiro and his father lost their minds?]

On horseback.

Qian Renxue's face instantly turned cold.

Damn!

That's absolutely damnable!

What are Grandpa and Father doing?
He, Yu Xiaogang, and the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family dared to do this.

Why not wipe them out?

If it were us, and we stole the Haotian Nine Absolutes, the Exploding Rings, the Seven Treasures Distraction Control, and the Blue Lightning True Dragon Nine Transformations, wouldn't they come knocking on our door?

Why is it that when our things are stolen, no one responds?

Just because we angels are righteous, bright, and honest?

Are honest people destined to be targeted?
What kind of bullshit is this?
If you won't handle it, I will!

Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex and Yu Xiaogang, right? You feel great and proud of stealing other people's secrets, and you're still alive and kicking as if nothing happened. You're giving our enemies the opportunity to raise the Tang family, aren't you?
You all just wait for me!

[Gangzi has secretly learned so much; even if he can't compose poetry, he should at least be able to recite it. Even a complete waste should be quite learned by now, right?]

But he isn't!

[He was simply summarizing and turning theories into his own, but he copied them haphazardly.]

[Not everything that's obvious is wrong!]

For example: Soul beasts are divided into ten-year, one-hundred-year, ... Soul ring colors correspond to: white, yellow, ...

Who doesn't know this?

This is equivalent to someone telling you that snow is white and the sun appears during the day.

For example, a plant-based soul master can absorb animal soul rings.

Could it be that the Rat Sect gave Hammer Beasts to absorb for Hammer? Did Seven Treasures give Pagoda Seven Treasures Beasts to absorb for Seven Treasures Pagoda? Did Sword Douluo give Seven Kill Sword Seven Kill Sword Beasts to absorb for Seven Kill Sword?

Does he really need to say that?

[This completely ignores real-world examples, as well as the attributes and origins of martial spirits!]

No wonder he raised the Golden Dragon into a useless, farting monster. He stole so much information from others, yet it's still worthless. He had to add unnecessary details and make a complete waste of time!

"Pfft!"

Qian Renxue burst out laughing.

"what are you laughing at?"

Ning Fan pretended to look puzzled.

"I remembered something happy!"

"Your mom is having a baby?"

"Yes, yes, yes! Uh, no..."

Qibao Glazed Sect.

Ning Rongrong burst out laughing too.

"Wow, so ten-year spirit rings are white and hundred-year spirit rings are yellow... Oh! We Seven Treasures still have to absorb the Seven Treasures Pagoda Beast, and Grandpa Sword has to absorb the Sword Beast. If you hadn't told us, Yu Xiaogang, we would have almost gone astray!"

After laughing, he looked disdainful.

She estimated that the person who came up with such a ridiculous theory wouldn't even know about rare martial souls like the Nine-Star Begonia or the soul vibrations of ten-thousand-year-old soul beasts.

After reading so much information, is this all?
Even a dog could become erudite if it were chained up in the Spirit Hall's library.

Is this all Yu Xiaogang is capable of?

It’s really a waste!
After Ning Rongrong finished complaining.

I became somewhat curious about Ning Fan's modification of Yu Xiaogang's name.

What exactly does "狱孝肛" mean?

Star Luo City.

Zhu Zhuyun couldn't help but laugh.

"Bibi Dong is really blind! She actually took a liking to such a thing and betrayed the Spirit Hall for it!"

It was truly an eye-opener for her.

This Bibi Dong is truly a scoundrel, eating shit!
Tianshui City.

Shui Bing'er was speechless.

I don't even know how to describe Bibi Dong!
"This is a disgrace to the women of the Douluo world! You've got your eyes on you, Bibi Dong! You might as well donate them!"

None of his ten theories make any sense; for example, the ones he spouted when he met Tang Sanzang.

[Blue Silver Grass is a useless martial soul, but it has innate full soul power because it has a second martial soul. It was like a blind cat stumbling upon a dead mouse!]

But he personally overturned the rule that 'innate soul power is directly proportional to the quality of one's martial soul'!

[The funniest line: There are no useless martial souls, only useless soul masters!]

He himself confessed without being asked!

On the other hand, when his deeds were exposed and Qian Xunji threatened him, he immediately cowered and ran away, abandoning Bibi Dong.

If he had just been a little tougher back then, and shown some of the courage he had shown in risking his life for Bibi Dong, everyone would have thought more highly of him, and his reputation wouldn't be so bad!

[But he didn't keep it a secret. He abandoned Bibi Dong, turned around and left the Spirit Hall without a second thought, and within a month he was already dating his cousin. What kind of behavior is that?]

[Besides, after reading so much material and learning so much knowledge, even if you're useless, you'll surely have some discernment. How could you not recognize Liu Erlong's martial soul?]

Considering these two incidents, he could recognize them, but he harbored ulterior motives and was using both Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong.

[As later events proved, he was able to cultivate dual martial souls for Tang Buddha, tricking Bibi Dong into asking for secret techniques, but after learning them, he never advised Tang Buddha to destroy the Spirit Hall or kill Bibi Dong.]

He was able to run away on his wedding night, right after the wedding ceremony.

[The secret place known only to Flander, him, and Liu Erlong—Liu Erlong's father, her second uncle, has returned!]

He just happened to take his cousin's place, making it difficult for Liu Erlong to marry anyone else in the future!

[What a coincidence! How is Yu Luomian so capable? And why did she have to come right after the wedding ceremony was successfully completed?]

[This is strikingly similar to the exposure of Rat's wife. She hadn't been exposed until she gave birth and her energy was unstable, then she took him out to roam around, right under the nose of the Spirit Hall, and coincidentally, it happened when he was level 90.]

[Not only did he plant the grass in the cave, but even though they mentioned the Blue Silver Ancestral Land, he wouldn't take it there to help his wife recover, and he wouldn't let her see the light or water it!] Boom…

After reading the diary inside the Golden Palace of the Chaos Pearl, he finished reading it.

Bibi Dong, holding a broom, fell straight down.

Hu Liena, who had the freedom to move around, didn't go out to play; instead, she helped Bibi Dong clean up.

Seeing her fall, Hu Liena rushed over to help Bibi Dong up, terrified.

"Teacher! Teacher... what's wrong?"

"…fine!"

Bibi Dong was lost in thought for a long time.

She had previously expressed her opinion but was not convinced.

But now the light has completely disappeared from his eyes.

She could no longer hold back her emotions as she wrote this in her diary, and two streams of tears welled up in her eyes.

Inside Ning Fan's weapons museum.

Liu Erlong couldn't even lift the first Blood-Moving Realm treasure spear that he had traded for his watch when he transmigrated to the Perfect World; he could only use a rag to wipe the dust off it.

She fainted while she was wiping.

She was still muttering to herself before she fainted.

"Little...Yu Xiaogang, are you really a good-for-nothing, or are you just pretending? Yeah! After looking at so much information about the Spirit Hall, how could you not recognize my spirit?"

Jiangzhu was so frightened that she burst into tears and said:

"Dean, please don't die! There aren't enough people here. If you die, I won't get a seat at the feast!"

...

Upon arriving at the Chaos Pearl, Ah Yin was revived solely by the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.

kitchen.

As she was chopping vegetables while wearing an apron, her soul seemed to be ripped away again.

He hugged his knees and huddled in the corner.

She covered her lips tightly with her fair, delicate hand.

I tried hard not to cry out loud.

But she couldn't stop the tears that were as big as beans.

"It's fake! It's all fake... How could you... do this to me?"

During the period when these two events occurred, Liu Erlong broke down and fled, while Bibi Dong was trapped in the secret chamber of Douluo Continent.

[But Anal acted as if nothing had happened, fleeing to the remote Notting College, where he became a master.]

He freeloads, does absolutely nothing, and doesn't teach a single student.

He claims to have no useless martial souls, but he won't teach even a genius with a low innate level, let alone a student with a useless martial soul.

[Until Tang Buddha appears!]

[He tricked someone into becoming his disciple, then hunted spirit beasts with lower spirit ring ages than his own, only to be killed by the spirit beasts themselves.]

In the end, he had to be saved by Tang Buddha's disciple, who hadn't even completed a single ritual.

[That's really something else.]

[After Tang Buddha absorbed the poison ring, his life-type Blue Silver Emperor martial soul was rendered useless in the early stages!]

After arriving at Shrek Academy, he made a bunch of twelve- or thirteen-year-old students run and carry stones—that was his teaching method, euphemistically called "body training!"

[How can you say that with a group like this, it's a miracle they're not disabled? Such a bunch of geniuses would be highly sought after anywhere, wouldn't they? Why would he need to teach them through his anus?]

Shrek Academy is completely... them...

"Hiss...Terrifying!"

Huo Wu was frightened by Shrek Academy and Yu Xiaogang and the others.

These people are not only useless, lazy, bad, greedy, and lewd, but they also brainwash, bully, and oppress the weak.

What exactly does the Spirit Hall do?
Why didn't you wipe out this bunch of people sooner?
Qibao Glazed Sect.

Ning Rongrong was instantly terrified and burst into tears.

"No, I don't want to go to Shrek Academy! I won't go! Even Dad can't send me to that terrifying place!"

The Zhu family of Xingluo City.

Zhu Zhuqing cried.

"Big sister, I'm sorry! I didn't expect that your pursuit was actually to protect me. Not only did I go there and forgive that scumbag Dai Mubai, but I also colluded with them and later suppressed you. I must have disappointed you a lot, right?"

Looking at Zhu Zhuqing, who was crying like a little kitten in his arms.

Zhu Zhuyun gently stroked her little head.

I reassured her that she was alright.

After all, her own foolish younger sister was already simple-minded; if she continued to tease others, what kind of behavior would that be?

"Come on, I'll take you to buy some melon seeds!"

Zhu Zhuyun set off with Zhu Zhuqing, her expression becoming extremely complicated.

Shrek Academy, Dai Mubai, how dare you bully my sister like this! You all deserve to die!
Especially that kid Dai Mubai!
If it's not possible to make the other person Dai's younger sister in the future.

Her name is Zhu Zhuyun. If you write her name backwards, it's a curse that her breasts will shrink to an A cup, the kind Ning Fan can't afford!

[Afterwards, Gangzi... became a divine master, and his strategy of burning grain supplies became an unparalleled military tactic, making him famous throughout the continent. He died of old age in the mortal realm.]

[Whether he was there or not, Tang Buddha was still a god. Even later, when Tang Buddha was undergoing his divine trial to change his soul rings, he discovered that Anal had made him suck the poison ring.]

[This is possible, but not necessarily, and it might be the reason why Tang Buddha didn't take him to the divine realm, after all, Tang Buddha's nature is cold and indifferent.]

[This has also spawned many jokes!]

[Gangzi desperately wants to ascend to the realm of gods and achieve immortality, but Buddha Tang is displeased. If you dare ascend to the realm of gods today, Gangzi will dare to harm Xiaowu tomorrow!]

[There are even more outrageous jokes: because of Tang Buddha's bad reputation, not only did Gangzi get involved, but also his father Haozi, and even Tang Chen.]

After all, his father treated him like this from a young age—he wouldn't care if he starved to death. If Tang Buddha hadn't been born with a mature soul that knew how to cook, he would have had nowhere to cry if he had starved to death!

[The Buddha Tang, having attained godhood, was fully aware of this situation!]

So it evolved into…

[You dare to go to the God Realm today? Tonight you'll kill Aunt Erlong, and tomorrow you'll kill Xiaowu!]

[Rat, you dare to call yourself God King today, tomorrow you'll be the one to kill Ah Yin! Tang Zu Hammer... Poseidon!]

[It's explosive and can be a bit of a joke, but it's impossible for it to actually happen. Tang Buddha may be hypocritical and wicked.]

He possesses basic manners and morals; you can criticize him from any angle, but you must never criticize his pure love.

In conclusion, he's utterly useless, stupid, and loves to put on airs and act superior!

He's ruthless towards those who care about him, but towards outsiders, he initially fails to recognize his place, and then becomes meek and submissive when abused.

His only skill is picking up girls. For a good-for-nothing like him, he managed to fool both Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong—that's his greatest achievement!

[That kind of skill that countless people envy but can never replicate!]

"this…"

Xiao Wu's cerebellum has atrophied.

From the base of the ears to the cheeks and then to the neck…

She felt burning hot with shame all over.

Ning Fan can just write about that damn master all he wants.

Why drag her, Sister Xiaowu, into this?
(End of this chapter)

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