The fairies were shocked when people wrote their diaries perfectly.
Chapter 204 Anus, Level 3 is still not enough?
Chapter 204 Anus, Level 30 is still not enough?
Tang San's judgment of people is so shrewd; he seems to always find ways to kill himself. Even his resurrection of his lover is awkward, but none of that matters.
He could treat the world as his own backyard, arrange for all members of the Tang family to rise to power, turn it into his own personal fiefdom, and make it a grand stage for him to fall in love and perform his love story.
He split his daughter into three parts, treated his son-in-law like a dog, and unleashed an evil soul master to wreak havoc on the world…
This was beyond everyone's imagination.
Who says it's not?
Ning Fan and his predecessors also thought so: Douluo Grand Stage, come if you're crazy!
There's no fancy cultivation here, no spiritual energy at its peak, only love-struck fools and ungrateful wretches everywhere...
The aura of a treacherous wolf, a treacherous wolf, a treacherous wolf master, the ultimate treacherous wolf master, ...
It can also include: Love Aura, Lover, Lover of the Master, Great Lover of the Master, ..., Lover of the Emperor, ..., Lover of the Saint, Lover of the Emperor.
Oh right! Reaching the level of the Love Emperor grants access to the supreme ultimate technique: Resurrect, my **
"They're all out of their minds!"
Ning Fan muttered to himself, "This world is full of love-obsessed fools and ungrateful wretches, but who can blame them when they're all so beautiful?"
Otherwise, no time traveler would come.
Having finished writing about the Three Buddhas, Ning Fan prepared to continue writing about the anus, hoping to finish it in one go.
Just as Ning Fan was deep in thought, carefully recalling Gangzi's life and considering where to begin writing, he was writing in his diary.
Three people walked towards us, two men and one woman, all of whom were easily recognizable.
One had a stubble and was very tall, like a skinny bamboo pole; the other was as fat as a toad, with a barrel waist, a thin lower body and a thick upper body, resembling a large water vat for pickling vegetables.
The woman who lagged behind had blond hair, was seven feet tall, had a flowing skirt, and a slender waist that could be easily encircled.
Although the letter B in the holy light is laughable, when paired with her half-ripe, half-unripe peach and her mysterious steps that are exclusive to mature women, it is still very attractive to old perverts.
It makes you want to rush up to her, pounce on her, undress her, pull out the rubber band from her clothes, and shine a light on her windows.
"It's him! It's him, it's definitely him..."
The blond-haired little angel recognized Ning Fan at first glance. With such a unique outfit and that stunningly handsome face, who else could it be but an extraterrestrial god?
I envy not the gods, but the mandarin ducks; even angels long for love!
Grandpa, don't wait for me to come home. Tonight... no, I won't be coming home at all. Your precious Xiaoxue is in love. Ning Fan is really... um, he's good-looking!
Xiaoxue, who doesn't like to eat, can eat three big bowls of rice every meal after seeing your grandson-in-law's handsome face!
Qian Renxue blushed crimson, her ears turning red. In her heart, she had already arranged Ning Fan into eighteen different... cough, she had already decided how many children she should have.
Including but not limited to: What is the child's name?
Should I throw the food to the left or the right? How can I save one for Ning Fan?
Where should they be buried after death if they are buried together?
Should she go up or down?
How can you write a romantic epitaph?
How can one safely defend against the Sixteen-Character Feng Shui Secret Technique and the Luoyang Shovel?
Even after death.
She didn't want the tomb raiders to disturb her and Ning Fan.
"...Sister, Miss? What are you looking at?"
After a long, drawn-out call, it took some coaxing to finally wake Qian Renxue. When she looked up, she saw the stubble-covered, weak-looking face of the Serpent Spear Douluo, which blocked her view.
Qian Renxue shook her head from side to side, wanting to continue looking at Ning Fan, but the spear kept blocking her view.
Ouch, what are you doing?
Qian Renxue was furious.
The porcupine saw the approaching person and stepped forward to block their way.
"Stop right there! Kid, what are you doing here?"
Ning Fan looked up, pointed to himself, and asked in confusion:
"I?"
"Nonsense! There's no one else here. Who else could it be but you?"
The porcupine snorted.
Ning Fan was about to speak when he was interrupted by the Serpent Spear Douluo, who looked flustered and anxiously said:
"Young Master, why is your nose bleeding?"
"It's nothing, I'm just anemic!"
"May be anemic..."
"It's okay, I have plenty of blood!"
Seeing that the spear was about to ask more questions, Qian Renxue became impatient.
Suddenly, she leaned close to his ear, reached out her delicate hand, and whispered:
"Song buzz roll!"
These words weren't just directed at the Serpent Spear; with a slight movement of her lips, she also chased away the porcupine.
Oh no! The young master's love-struck mind has kicked in. How are we going to talk to the Grand Elder now?
The snake spear and the porcupine were driven away with bitter expressions.
They didn't dare to actually leave, so they stayed far behind, acting as third wheels for the two of them.
Is this... Qian Renxue? How did I run into this blond-haired little angel here? What a coincidence!
Ning Fan fell into deep thought. Because he was writing in his diary, his mind was quiet and he did not use his divine sense much.
Qian Renxue stared intently at Ning Fan, lost in thought.
How should I bring it up?
What topic would be appropriate to bring up?
How can I get close to him?
Blood?
Oh, right, blood!
Uncle Snake Spear, you're such a kind person!
Qian Renxue thought of something, immediately rolled her eyes, and pretended to faint, firmly believing that Ning Fan would catch her.
"Oh no, I'm going to faint!"
She fell down extremely slowly, clearly giving Ning Fan a chance to catch her, and at this moment she was still thinking:
Ning Fan's eyesight isn't good; she's a bit blind! She also looks rather silly and strange. If you ask what's strange about her, it's that she's strangely cute!
But none of this mattered to her.
Given how good the other person looks and how strong they are according to the diary, what does it matter if they're a little stupid or blind?
As long as he knows to find shelter when it rains and to go home for a meal when he's hungry, that's good enough. With him, what need is there for angels, divine equipment, or divine exams?
thump!
"Ouch!"
However, Ning Fan didn't help her up until she fell. Instead, she landed hard on her bottom, hurting herself badly, and tears welled up in her eyes.
She looked utterly aggrieved, but Ning Fan simply crossed his arms and stared at her like she was an idiot, showing no reaction whatsoever.
This made Qian Renxue feel annoyed, her face flushed with shame and anger, and her beautiful silver teeth, which were perfect for choking, were almost ground to dust.
Who is this?
I've made it so obvious, why don't you come and give me a hug!
Men are all heartless bastards! "Ouch, that was a really solid fall! Miss, are you trying to scam me out of my welfare benefits or my future pension? Just say so!"
Ning Fan was unmoved by her beauty; he had no interest in the fat woman.
His happiest moments were when he was immersed in a sacred state in the Heaven-Mending Pavilion, blowing smoke rings while swirling sacred medicinal leaves, free from all desires.
"You, hum!"
Qian Renxue was so angry she almost twisted her nose. She tried to get up, but she twisted her ankle and couldn't get up no matter how many times she tried.
She could only look at Ning Fan with pleading eyes.
"Thanks for the invitation, but I won't take the blame!"
Why is this guy so straight-male?
Just as Qian Renxue was about to complain, she saw Ning Fanfu take a horse, grab her by the collar, and throw her onto the horse's back.
After pinching her, he wiped his hands on her body as if he were disgusted.
This infuriated Qian Renxue so much that she wanted to pounce on Ning Fan, pin him down, and bite him to death.
Ning Fan mounted his horse and immediately asked.
"Where are you going? Tell me the address!"
As soon as he spoke, Qian Renxue quieted down again, becoming docile and submissive, all her emotions gone.
"Anywhere is fine, let's wander the world together, we can go back to our mother's home... I mean, back to Tiandou City!"
Qian Renxue covered her face shyly.
Ning Fan got angry.
"Well, I saved you, and you repay kindness with enmity. You're really after my welfare and pension!"
"... "
The two bickered constantly throughout the journey.
Ning Fan only remembered that the ride on horseback was very bumpy.
Qian Renxue remembered more than that, besides the fact that Ning Fan's embrace was very warm and her back felt very secure.
That is, Ning Fan's hands were not behaving properly. He used his Soul Skill to transform into a horse without changing the reins, and grabbed her Holy Light Letters, claiming that this would make her sit more steadily.
Furthermore, Ning Fan always carried a gun pointed at her, without even putting it into his soul tool. He was like a porcupinefish all the way, and her protests were useless.
After her protests went unanswered, she stopped caring.
"Young master, what is your name?"
"I didn't call out!"
"Hmph, I want your name!"
"Why do you need my name? Don't you have your own name? Your parents didn't give you one, so why don't you give yourself one?"
"You... Humph! You're making me so angry!"
"... "
The two were silent for a while. Qian Renxue was uncomfortable with the gun pointed at her, so she twisted and turned, and then started to make conversation again:
"Young master, I'm so hot! Don't you feel uncomfortable?"
kind of!
Ning Fan thought to himself.
But the words took on a different meaning when they came out.
"Just bear with the heat. We can't turn on the air conditioning here in this remote area, and the conditions at this time don't allow it!"
Qian Renxue was somewhat confused by Ning Fan's words.
"Didn't you understand? I said I'm hot!"
"We can't turn on the air conditioner, and we don't have a fan either. You think it's hot? I think it's hot too! If we don't have the means, we'll create our own. Did you bring any large band-aids? If not, we can tear off a leaf to make a breeze. If all else fails, we can just take off our clothes and go shirtless!"
Ning Fan's words became increasingly outrageous.
Qian Renxue blushed so much her face turned as red as a teapot, and she became like a steam princess.
She was so angry that she didn't say a word for a long time.
However, Ning Fan couldn't bear it.
"Why is the horse starting to slip? Nier, what are you doing? What's that slippery thing you've made?"
"Are you Steam Girl? You're a perfectly fine young lady, and you're actually peeing on a horse? Why are you drinking so much water while you're traveling?"
"Either he played with fire, or else he would have wet the bed! Don't you know kids wet the bed when they play with fire? Now look what's happened, I have nowhere to sit..."
Seeing Ning Fan rambling on and on, Qian Renxue felt a surge of shame and anger, raised her little head, and gave him a fierce back thrust.
"you shut up!"
This time, Ning Fan shut up, but she was still dizzy and disoriented from the impact of that solid body, and almost cried from the pain.
Ning Fan was speechless.
After things got boring, all I could do was write in my diary and get down to business.
[I stumbled upon a wild, blond-haired little angel.]
Although he's a bit naive, a bit love-struck, and even tries to seduce people and stage accidents...
Overall, she seems like a pretty good person; with some training, she could be a suitable concubine!
Looking at Ning Fan's diary.
While stealing glances at Ning Fan's profile, Qian Renxue also peeked into his diary, feeling a sweet warmth in her heart, forgetting all her worries and missions.
This guy!
She looks even better when she doesn't speak!
I really wanted to grab him and lock him in my little blanket.
I stay home every day and spend time with him.
[We've already covered her life and her flaws enough, so there's not much more to say. Now let's talk about another legendary figure from Douluo Continent!]
[The protagonist's master in the Douluo Continent world—Da Shi Yu Xiao Gang! A level 29 absolute waste, yet he can attract two legendary female Douluo and 'teach' a figure who becomes one of the Seven Gods!]
The final chapter will resolve everything. The female protagonist of Douluo Continent will have her own storyline in the future. The good ones will be written more, and the bad ones, like Bibi Dong, will be just like seasonings, occasionally interspersed in a couple of scenes. They won't affect the storylines of other worlds or the main storyline. Those who know, know. Don't worry!
Other worlds mentioned by others, such as Jade Dynasty, Divine Seal, Devouring, and Shrouding the Heavens, are not ones the author has read. Therefore, some female protagonists may be omitted or not fully described. This is not a gift, so please don't mind. I will check while writing and try my best not to omit anything. Just please don't scold me if I do omit anything.
In addition, the author also wants to write about things like Immortal Martial Bubble Venerable and Hundred Refinement Bubble God, but Yuewen does not have the copyright to write them, so please understand. I will try my best to write what I can.
The following is the last chapter of Douluo Continent. After that, I'll return to Perfect World, and then write for a while before moving on to Battle Through the Heavens or something like that. I'll definitely be on Immortal Against the Gods and Mortals and Wu Geng!
Regarding Erii, which some experts mentioned, I don't know which novel she's from. I haven't read the novel, so I can't write about her!
The author has read most of the physical books in their entirety, but not many online books. These include The Passionate Swordsman, Douluo Continent, Martial Universe, Yuan Zun, The Demon Slayer, and Against the Gods. He has only read half or even a small part of many of them, so there are many things he wants to write but cannot.
(End of this chapter)
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