Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 515 The "Damn Hair" Review, and You're a Cat Girl

"What's wrong? Did it crash?" Zhang Ze squatted down and poked at it with a small stick.

But the sword spirit lying on the ground did not react at all.

Wei Zhuang stood to the side, secretly relieved, but his eyes held a complicated look. He turned to look at Lu Yuzhou, as if making a request.

Lu Yuzhou, "Should we restart it again?"

Wei Zhuang: "Alright."

However, something went wrong, and no matter what they tried, the sword spirit didn't respond.

On the head of the Blade Spirit, countless runes refreshed repeatedly, revealing all the spell information recorded within the Blade Spirit.

The lost technique of the Heavenly Sect, the Great Brightness Heaven-Opening Sword, has appeared repeatedly, but the unique will of Lu Tianming has not descended again.

Lu Yuzhou scratched his small head with his long arms, looking quite troubled. "Don't worry, let me think about it. You must trust the wisdom of our Heavenly Sect."

As Grand Master Lu pondered, the wisdom of the Heavenly Sect's ancestors blessed her, and under the influence of their wisdom, she saw a face in the darkness.

Lu Tianming's face.

Soon, Lu Yuzhou thought of the most famous piece of advice left by this unique grandmaster uncle in the Heavenly Sect.

If the spell reproduction fails and you are in a hurry to complete the task, it is best not to think about it for the time being.

What you should do most is to replicate every step of your first successful attempt, even if you end up eating an apple while hopping on one leg.

In short, just get the job done first, don't worry about optimization, and trust in the wisdom of future generations.

Lu Tianming also used this trick to leave behind many dung-like spells in the Myriad Laws Pavilion of the Heavenly Sect.

Later generations, after seeing these spells and using their wisdom, came to a conclusion.

That means we shouldn't touch these things; instead, we should turn around and develop something new.

For this reason, those Shit Mountain code spells are still stored in their original form in the Myriad Laws Pavilion.

Besides replenishing the inventory, its purpose is to be used by the elders and instructors every year to criticize the dead and serve as a negative example for new disciples.

But as the saying goes, "Don't forget the one who buried the shit when you dig it up," this very irresponsible theory might just be applicable to this instigator.

Without hesitation, the group quickly set to work, doing their utmost to recreate Lu Tianming's first appearance.

Before leaving, the junior sister had brought Zhang Ze a lot of flying swords that could release ice lotuses; they were all 'borrowed' from her older sister, Chen Mumu.

The quantity is sufficient for them to experiment and make mistakes.

To ensure success, the reproduction process even included Zhang Ze being impaled on the ground with a steel fork, him going out to see Ah Li with food stuck in his teeth, and his uncle poking Gu Gu with a steel fork.

Fortunately, it is unclear which step played a crucial role, but Lu Tianming did indeed descend back into the sword spirit's body once more.

But as soon as she returned, she very rudely and uncouthly started cursing, "Xiao Jing, I..."

But once again, before she could finish speaking, she went offline again.

Zhang Ze, “.”

After a long silence, Zhang Ze spoke up, "I think it's a problem with the testing at Baiyujing's place."

Wei Zhuang, "Testing?"

Zhang Ze: "Yes, that's right. Please wait a moment."

After saying this, he turned and left the cave, but returned not long after.

He held in his hands the scrolls and records that Ah Li, Xiao Fu Ji, and the Half-Deer people had found in the Valley City, as well as the confessions of the remaining living divine messengers.

To make it easier to read, all of this information has been compiled into a book by Little Fuji.

This time, she plays the role of Xiangxiang.

Zhang Ze held the book in his hand and said.

"Based on the records above and the testimonies of those divine messengers, it is very likely that Baiyujing has been in a state of automatic operation since a long time ago."

"Baiyujing used laws and regulations to regulate the divine messengers, and then used the divine messengers to rule over the tribes in various places."

"While there may have been oversights in the management of the tribes, the control over the divine messengers was extremely strict."

"This process involved no judge or human intervention; it was all done automatically as divine punishment."

"Besides flying around recklessly, speaking ill of Bai Yujing is also a serious crime. He can only be addressed as God-King. Anyone who dares to mention Xiao Jing's name will be shot in the head."

Zhang Ze pointed to one of the case files, which recorded the deaths of two white-robed divine messengers three years ago.

After being absent from their posts for a day, the two men were found dead in a secret room. The black-clad city lord of Valley City examined the shape of their blown heads and determined that they had died from talking too much.

There are many similar cases, all of which resulted in death by headshot, and their causes of death were all violations of some taboo of the divine law.

Wei Zhuang frowned slightly. "You mean, this woman was 'killed' because of her foul mouth?"

He wasn't sure of Lu Tianming's condition, so this was the only way he could describe it.

Zhang Ze: "I think it's like this: Xiao Jing set up a set of operating rules that belonged only to him for this world."

"Those in black and white robes who serve him, and those in colorful robes who are under his control, are both the swords that he uses to rule the holy land, and the people he trusts the least."

"He must have used some kind of keyword detection method to monitor the thoughts of these divine messengers and ensure that there would be no traitors around him."

"Keywords and reflections on certain events will make them the focus of Bai Yujing's attention."

“And when a so-called 'traitor' appears,” Zhang Ze pointed to the sword spirit lying on the ground again, “they will be killed like this.”

Wei Zhuang didn't recognize the elder brother, but he still understood Zhang Ze's meaning, and in his impression, Xiao Jing was indeed a sly person.

"So what do you mean?" Lu Yuzhou asked.

"When Senior Tianming comes again, you use the calming spell to block her mind, and Uncle, you cover her mouth and try to stop her from cursing."

Lu Yuzhou shrugged, indicating that it would be done that way, and she was fine with whatever arrangement she chose.

But before Zhang Ze could reach into his pocket to draw his sword, Wei Zhuang suddenly spoke up.

"Wait a minute, I have a better way to shut her up."

He crouched down and flipped the fallen sword spirit over. "If we can scan a QR code, this should be here too."

Wei Zhuang doesn't understand the technical principles of the sword spirit, but he can operate it, not to mention that the sword spirit is currently basically in a state of being cracked.

"Ah, found it, this is where the problem is."

He quickly found two wounds, one on its head and one on its back.

Zhang Ze stabbed it in the back, while it probably bumped its head on its own at some point.

The emergence of Lu Tianming's personality is likely related to these two malfunctions.

The light in Wei Zhuang's palm flickered, and before long, he produced another code. He placed his hand on the sword spirit's face, seemingly wanting to add some extra settings to it.

But just as he was about to make a move, he stopped.

He was unsure whether doing so would affect the summoning of Lu Tianming.

After careful consideration, he abandoned the plan.

Instead, he took out a black stone.

The black stone, which Chen Qianhu had brought from outer space and dropped into Luoyu Mountain in Changzhou, thus leading to all sorts of subsequent events, possessed the ability to rewrite cognition.

Furthermore, this ability can affect even Mahayana cultivators.

So, if you're quick enough, you might be able to use this black stone to shut her up before Lu Tianming can start cursing.

Wei Zhuang picked up the black stone and began inputting the rules and regulations prepared for Lu Tianming.

During this process, Wei Zhuang did not speak, but simply typed silently.

But he seemed to have forgotten one thing: Zhang Ze could see what had been input into the black stone.

Zhang Ze saw everything his uncle was thinking through the black stone.

[You are now a catgirl with restrictions placed on you. You must remember what I'm about to say, and you must listen to me.]

Remember that you are now a well-bred young lady; you never use foul language, and you substitute certain words and events when you are thinking.

Remember these forbidden words, and remember never to say them, and never to think about them directly.

Zhang Ze stood quietly to the side, wanting to ask why it was a catgirl.

But reason kept him shut his mouth.

Children shouldn't pry into adults' affairs.

After Wei Zhuang finished setting the keywords to circumvent the review, he stood up and said as if nothing had happened.

"These hints are completely independent; deleting them or not won't affect the Blade Spirit. Let's see if it works this time. If it fails, we'll shut them up again." Zhang Ze, "."

The second experiment was also a success, as expected.

The first thing Lu Tianming saw when he opened his eyes was the black stone.

The obscene words she was about to utter changed accordingly.

"I'll fight his ancestors, the little fish-dried ones, meow! I'm Wei Zhuang, meow! And who are you, meow?"

Zhang Ze turned his head away, pretending he hadn't heard anything.

Lu Yuzhou turned to look at Wei Zhuang. Although she was no longer human, she still conveyed a clear message with her eyes.

"What did you do to my grandmaster?"

Wei Zhuang ignored Lu Yuzhou completely. Having satisfied his inner ambitions, he turned the ring on his hand, activated the internal recording array, and then spoke indifferently.

"Hey, Tianming, let me tell you something."

Over the next half hour, amidst the repeated meows of a certain hypnotized and brainwashed tomboy, Wei Zhuang gave a brief account of the situation outside.

Of course, he spoke very cautiously, only mentioning the most basic things, and did not reveal anything about the hidden aspects.

Even so, it was enough to surprise Lu Tianming, who had become a catgirl.

"We were really fooled, meow," Lu Tianming muttered to himself.

She then revealed what she knew.

“Wei Zhuang, you may have forgotten, but before the fight, he gathered us together and said he had discovered a way to find the biggest dried fish, and invited us to go with him.”

"After that."

Zhang Ze mentally translated what Lu Tianming meant.

That "he" refers to Xiao Jing.

The dried small fish likely refers to the path after Mahayana Buddhism.

This sentence roughly means that before the war in the Central Continent, Xiao Jing summoned the great cultivators of the Eastern Qi and told them that he had found the path after the Mahayana stage.

Listen to what Lu Tianming said.

She couldn't quite remember what happened after that. When she came to her senses, she found herself on the battlefield, where the human and barbarian races had reached a point of no return.

Back then, when almost all the top forces from both the East and West continents gathered in Baiyujing, Xiao Jing detonated something.

Since then, she has been in a daze, her memories are torn into fragments, and she can only see some very blurry things.

"Do you remember Old Man Qingmu? He's the old man with grass growing on his head from Medicine King Valley. I saw him being pushed into a black pool."

"Around the pool, there are many, many shelves, on which are placed many hands and feet cats."

"After that, I was thrown in too, and as I was going down, he seemed to be saying things like 'too early,' 'I miscalculated.'"

"When I regained consciousness, I saw Old Man Aoki being tied around the neck and swinging in a white, misty space."

"Besides him, there were many other people around him, Lao Wang, Xia Ke, Gai Ni, they were all there too, I should be meowing too."

"Because of the rope that's suspending us, we can't do anything, and sometimes I even see some very bad things."

"The appearance of these colorful divine messengers is very likely related to the ropes that are suspending us, meow."

"I can't remember the past, but I do remember some recent events."

"Although I don't know if I'm dead or not, if you want to eat his ancestors' dried fish, you can go to the biggest city in the east."

"That's a very important place; it's a direct route to his hideout."

"Oh, and there's that big turtle from the Beast Taming Sect who used to bully me. It seems he's been caught, but nothing's happened yet, because no one can pry open his shell, meow."

The giant tortoise that bullied Lu Tianming is clearly referring to Zhu Luo, the giant tortoise who blacklisted Lu Tianming from the Beast Taming Sect.

Zhang Ze never expected that the first person to be captured would be the old man himself. Fortunately, the old man's shell was tough enough that he was unharmed for the time being.
"Ahem, Senior Lu Tianming, have you ever seen a middle-aged man this tall, wearing a white robe, with a dark complexion, but who is both handsome and cunning?" Zhang Ze described Qin Lang's appearance and drew a portrait for Lu Tianming to see.

But Lu Tianming shook his head.

"Never seen this before, meow."

The only missing person at present is this "vegetable thief king," and we don't know what happened to him.

I guess it's alright. After all, Senior Qin Lang is so cunning and good at dodging, and the healer can heal himself.

After confirming that Qin Lang was still missing, Lu Tianming tried to recall and said some other things.

Perhaps because she had talked too much, she seemed somewhat listless.

After resting for a while, she turned to look at Lu Yuzhou and asked, "How is Tianzong doing? Tell me, meow."

Lu Yuzhou gave a brief overview of the recent situation of the Heavenly Sect, while Lu Tianming, who had transformed into a cat girl, narrowed her eyes in satisfaction without offering any further comment, as if every word she spoke was now a great effort for her.

After another long silence, she turned to Zhang Ze and said, "Young man from the Sword Sect, although I don't know what happened, the fact that I was able to break free from control and temporarily wake up is related to you."

"If you want me to wake up again, you must not get hurt. Let Wei Zhuang Miao protect you."

After saying that, Lu Tianming sat down directly. She scratched her head and said, "I'm a little tired, I need to go back."

"Ah, right!" Lu Tianming forced himself to stay awake, squinted and looked up at Wei Zhuang, "Although I don't know where you hid back then, it's great that you weren't caught."

"If I'm still alive, remember to wait for me, we haven't decided who's the winner yet, meow."

After saying this last sentence, Lu Tianming's consciousness completely left the sword spirit and returned to the space she had described, where many people were swinging on swings.

Zhang Ze felt that place was very likely the sun in this sacred land, the so-called Jade Capital.

Xiao Jing was hiding there.

Zhang Ze's thoughts were in turmoil, and he had a lot to say.

But seeing that Sect Master Lu and Senior Wei Zhuang were both watching the sword spirit sitting cross-legged on the ground, seemingly asleep with his chin resting on his hand, he wisely kept quiet and stood quietly to the side.

“Let’s go to the biggest city,” Wei Zhuang said after a long silence. “Let’s rescue Zhu Luo first.”

Zhang Ze immediately responded, "Okay, then I'll go and ask Sula and the others for some information and make some preparations."

After saying that, he sensibly left the cave.

Lu Yuzhou paused for a moment, then floated away as well. "I'm going to check this barrier. It wouldn't be good if someone found out."

As she left, she also dragged out the cave's native inhabitant, the fat bear whose five senses had been frozen and sealed off when she first arrived.

Only Wei Zhuang remained in the cave.

Tian Shu City.

The largest city in the Holy Land, and also the city closest to Jade Capital.

The atmosphere in the city has been somewhat tense lately.

In a tavern, a newly recruited white-robed figure was quietly discussing matters that were still open to discussion with several other white-robed individuals who had randomly shared a table with him.

“I heard that there were four extraterrestrial demons in total. Apart from the one we captured, the other three have all fled to the Western Sea.”

"Yeah, I heard that too."

"Hey, are you aware of this matter?"

"What's wrong? Don't tell me about anything that could blow your head off."

"Bullshit! I'm perfectly fine! I'm telling you this is legitimate news, and you'll find out soon enough."

"Then hurry up and tell us!"

"Don't worry, it's still about the extraterrestrial demons. The Valley City over the Vast Sea has been destroyed by them. The entire city was uprooted and vanished without a trace. Besides the gray-skinned slaves in the city, the deer-men in the nearby forest have also been killed!"

"Which deer-man is half-deer, or a pure one?"

"Yes, all of them. Half of the entire tribe was wiped out. The chieftain was killed, and most of the rest fled. This information came from them."

"This"

Several newly appointed white-robed divine envoys were discussing among themselves when one of them suddenly slapped his silent companion sitting in the corner.

"Xiao Qin, what do you think?"

Qin Lang replied with a smile, "Whatever the Divine Lord thinks, I will think. Let's not talk about sacred matters, let's not talk about sacred matters."

Upon hearing this, the white-robed man with the best connections burst into laughter, "See, little Qin is still the most loyal! He'll probably be promoted to black-robed in a few years! Don't you think so! Hahaha!"

Hearing the teasing from the other men in white, Qin Lang didn't refute it. He just smiled shyly, his eyes narrowing into crescent moons.

He looked both loyal and reassuring.

(End of this chapter)