Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 514 Old Deng's Mouth, a Deceitful Ghost

Although Zhang Ze was courageous, he was still no match for the hairy, long-necked maggot.

The main issue is that while his invincible fist is guaranteed to hit within five meters, how to get within five meters of the enemy is a problem worth considering.

Especially when Zhang Ze suggested they go together, but his uncle slipped a step and shielded him in front of him.

My uncle was wise and insightful; he had already noticed something was wrong, but he didn't say anything.

Sure enough, without even making a move, Zhang Ze was impaled on a five-meter-long steel fork bearing the mark of a custom-made Tianzong (Heavenly Sect) and fell to the ground.

At the same time, shackles composed of multiple magic arrays firmly bound Zhang Ze's hands and feet.

Being treated this way, Zhang Ze bears 80% of the responsibility for his comment about "hairy, long-necked maggots".

"Say it! Who am I!" Lu Yuzhou, who had easily taken down Zhang Ze, sat on Zhang Ze's back with his arms crossed.

Zhang Ze's eyes darted around, and he quickly found the correct answer.

"You are the second-best sect master in the world," he said loudly.

Lu Yuzhou: "Hmm? If I'm second in the world, then who's number one?"

Zhang Ze: "The first one is of course my wise and mighty Sword Sect Master."

"Not bad, at least you're honest."

Lu Yuzhou nodded in satisfaction and got off Zhang Ze.

Throughout the entire process, she never transformed back into human form, but remained in the form of the starlight monster.

Zhang Ze got up from the ground and looked at Grandmaster Lu with curiosity.

"What are you trying to do?"

Zhang Ze had several bizarre scripts running through his mind, but to avoid being kicked out again, he didn't say a word about any of them.

"This is one of my trump cards. I have many more like this."

Lu Yuzhou habitually crossed his arms when he spoke.

What should have been a perfectly normal movement looked somewhat comical when performed on her body at that moment.

"The trump card?" Zhang Ze asked curiously.

"That's right, this is my sect master's unique skill. I originally wanted to show it off to your sect master first, but now I can only let you have it."

According to Lu Yuzhou, after entering this sacred land, she, like Wei Zhuang, was also affected by the black energy.

And after several battles, their strength was severely diminished.

Perhaps it was because she landed in the wrong spot, jumping into the enemy's lair, that she encountered several times more Caiyi than Wei Zhuang did.

In the end, there were hundreds upon hundreds of them, so many that they couldn't be piled up in the sky.

Fortunately, she was the sect leader of the Heavenly Sect and had many magical treasures. If it had been Wei Zhuang, who traveled the world alone with only a sword, he probably would have died there.

After narrowly escaping, having no other options, she could only activate her trump card, this Mahayana supernatural power that was not yet fully completed.

[Hidden, Nameless Dharma Body]

Some beings possess a similar innate Daoist physique to Zhang Ze, which can also be restored to full condition with a single click.

However, the difference is that after casting it, it will not turn into a toy; it can still cast most of the supernatural powers and spells, and its own strength will not decrease.

Of course, there are also disadvantages.

That's because it was the first time he had used it, and Lu Yuzhou didn't know if he could succeed or what would happen if he failed.

At the same time, she didn't know how to change back.

At this moment, she couldn't even transform her appearance; she could only move around in the form of this [Hidden Nameless Dharma Body], and at most, she could only change size.

"That's how it is." Lu Yuzhou sighed, holding the fork he had just used to stab Zhang Ze.

"I originally planned to use this move when I broke through, it was like my second life, but I didn't expect to use it here, what a pity."

However, although it was a pity, it was a good thing that her thigh had regained its fighting strength. Lu Yuzhou stopped worrying about her appearance and started exchanging intelligence with Zhang Ze.

After exchanging information, Lu Yuzhou muttered to himself, "So they're all sword spirits. No wonder they tasted weird."

"By the way, Sect Leader Lu, where is A-Li? You came from Valley City, you should have seen it, right?" Zhang Ze suddenly asked.

"Ah Li is outside the cave, studying something with Little Roe Princess." Seeing Zhang Ze's hesitant expression, she waved her hand. "Don't worry, I've got this place under my protection, no one will find out."

After confirming that Ah Li was not in danger, Zhang Ze was relieved and made a gesture of invitation.

"Then could you help me look into this? I remember that Blade & Soul has a storage module inside, so you should be able to find some information."

"By the way, this machine seems to have a problem. I suspect it's related to that senior Lu Tianming himself. Please be careful when you check it."

Lu Yuzhou nodded, "No problem, no problem, let me take a look."

Holding a steel fork, she circled the ice lotus twice, tapping and inspecting it repeatedly before reaching out to Zhang Ze, "Bring me your book."

Zhang Ze said "Oh," and handed his serialized novel, "The Path to Immortality," to Lu Yuzhou.

Lu Yuzhou slapped Zhang Ze with a stick, "Not this one, it's that one."

Zhang Ze: "Who is that? I've written many books, you have to tell me the name."

Lu Yuzhou tapped his forehead lightly with a stick. "It's...it's that spellbook you wrote, the one that recorded how to turn kernels into seeds."

Although he didn't know what Sect Master Lu's intentions were, Zhang Ze still hurriedly took out the tattered book.

Lu Yuzhou took the book, flipped through it casually, and then tossed it back.

She placed her hand on the ice lotus and used Zhang Ze's dragon fruit seed removal technique.

Golden starlight began to spread from the point of contact and invaded the ice lotus. At the moment the warning countdown sounded, countless tiny sword arrays appeared and disappeared.

Almost instantly, all of these sword formations were locked onto by Lu Yuzhou and then annihilated under the erosion of starlight.

After the restrictions within the ice lotus disappeared, the golden starlight touched the array eye in the back of the sword spirit.

After a beep, Blade & Soul restarted.

The gravity-laden characters on the Blade Spirit dissipated, leaving a buzzing sound in the ears of the three.

Feeling a bit noisy, Zhang Ze turned his head and asked, "How long will it take to restart?"

Wei Zhuang recalled for a moment, "Hmm... I'm not too sure either, but it won't take more than fifteen minutes at most."

Looking at the Lu Tianming-model sword spirit that was refreshing and restarting, Zhang Ze suddenly felt somewhat superfluous.

So he greeted Sect Leader Lu and his uncle, and then left the cave.

Since he had nothing better to do, he decided to go and see what Ah Li was up to.

He was stunned for a moment as soon as he stepped outside.

Because he saw the city in the valley.

The ruins of Valley City appeared before him, a collapsed city, ruins piled up like towers, and the trench he had dug with his face.

Everything is available.

A time-traveling illusion? Or is the cave actually inhabited by a hairy, long-necked maggot, not Sect Leader Lu?
Just as Zhang Ze was getting increasingly suspicious, Little Fu Ji climbed onto his feet without him noticing, raised her right hand, and attracted Zhang Ze's attention.

"Hi!

"What are you doing?"

Zhang Ze picked up the little rotten girl and held her in his palm. "What's going on with this city? How did it get here? Valley City is over a hundred miles away."

Little Fuji: "Oh, this? Didn't you say you wanted us to help you find something? But there were too many things in the city, and we couldn't find them all in one go, so Ah Li swallowed the whole city and moved it here to search slowly."

After saying that, Little Fuji put her hands on her hips and exclaimed, "Aren't we amazing!"

Little Fuji was very happy and proud, even though it seemed like this had nothing to do with her.

"Amazing." Zhang Ze patted the little rotten girl.

At this time, besides A-Li, Sura's people were also released from the city. They were using the Thousand Machine Pavilion artifacts that A-Li had lent them to help clear the ruins and search for relics and clues. However, those Thousand Machine Pavilion artifacts seemed a bit too advanced for these half-deer people.

Zhang Ze wiped a bead of sweat from his brow as he watched the half-deer man scratching his back with a hammer drill and treating the drill's beeping warning sound like music.

Luckily, I'm not a safety officer.

"Little Fuji, keep an eye on them and make sure they behave. Tell them that if they don't follow the rules at the construction site, they'll have to go back to the Beast Taming Ring."

However, before Zhang Ze could finish speaking, he saw Ah Li walking by in the distance with an old-fashioned gait, picking her teeth with an impact drill as she went.

After finishing, Ah Li put the impact drill in her mouth and started chewing it, but it got stuck in her teeth again after she chewed half of it. So Ah Li took out another impact drill and started an endless cycle.
Zhang Ze, “.”

As the saying goes, "If the upper beam is crooked, the lower beam will be crooked too," and this is how workplace safety gets completely ruined.

Little Fuji patted Zhang Ze's wrist to comfort him.

"Don't worry, I'll go keep an eye on them."

After saying that, Little Fuji once again used her divine mask impersonation technique.

This time, she transformed into Old Li.

The old woman, now a rotten man, casually picked up an iron pipe from the ground and strode towards Ah Li.

Zhang Ze, “.”

Feeling a bit suffocated from all the air, Zhang Ze decided to go back into the cave to check on the Blade Spirit's restart.

However, as soon as he returned to the cave, he saw Lu Yuzhou and Wei Zhuang arguing again.

At this moment, the broken Lu Tianming-model sword spirit had finished restarting and transformed back into Lu Tianming's appearance. No more text appeared on its body, and it closed its eyes, remaining as quiet as if it were dead.

Lu Yuzhou, transformed into a starlight monster, crawled around on the ice lotus, using his tentacles that penetrated the ice lotus to grope the colorful-clothed 'Lu Tianming'.

Wei Zhuang stood to one side, occasionally nudging Sect Leader Lu with the steel fork he had used to stab Zhang Ze, signaling her to stop being so lewd.

"What are you doing? I'm doing something important. Besides, this isn't the real Grandmaster Aunt. I'm just taking a look. It's not like she'll lose a piece of her flesh."

Annoyed by the constant prodding, Lu Yuzhou snatched the steel fork, snapped it in two, and threw it on the ground.

However, before Lu Yuzhou's lewd tentacles could touch Caiyi's 'Lu Tianming's' face again, Wei Zhuang pulled out a sword sheath from his sleeve, squeezed it to form a steel fork, and then began to pry at her again.

Zhang Ze, “.”

Lu Yuzhou was also speechless. He jumped off the ice lotus, put his hands on his hips and explained, "I really wasn't touching you randomly, I was checking something!"

"This sword spirit of Dongqi is different from the sword spirit of the current Sword Sect. Its information and data are not stored in the core sword core, but are scattered along the artificial meridians and distributed in the acupoints of the body."

"If I don't touch it, how can I put these fragments together? It's all your fault for messing things up. Otherwise, I would have been able to restore the lost Great Bright Heaven-Opening Sword right away."

"Can't we just scan the code? Let's download the skin first, turn it back into its original form, and then proceed," Zhang Ze, who was listening in, suggested.

“I’ve tried, but it didn’t work.” Lu Yuzhou shook his head and said, “This face itself is a kind of information, a physical manifestation of the personality fragments that were introduced into the sword spirit, and it is the foundation for maintaining the stability of this sword spirit.”

"If this face is gone, not only will it go out of control, but like just now, its whole body will be covered in words, and the information hidden in various parts of the body will also be locked because it will no longer be verified."

After saying that, Lu Yuzhou snatched the steel fork from Wei Zhuang's hand, broke it in two again, and muttered something under his breath that everyone present could hear.

"So annoying, the Sword Sect is just so pretentious."

However, while Sect Master Lu was muttering to himself, Zhang Ze did not respond. His gaze passed over the mangled body of Sect Master Lu, who was wielding two steel forks, and stared straight at the Ice Lotus.

"So, its staring at you is also part of your plan?"

Lu Yuzhou, "Hmm?"

As soon as Zhang Ze finished speaking, a white light burst forth from the hand of the colorful-clad 'Lu Tianming,' who had opened his eyes at some unknown time. A magnificent sword aura condensed, as if it were about to cleave the sky.

The Great Brightness Heaven-Opening Sword.

Almost simultaneously, the longsword formed from starlight and mist appeared in Lu Yuzhou's hand, and she slashed at it.

The nameless, hidden sword that destroys magic.

Although it was very strange that two people from the Heavenly Sect were competing in swordsmanship, it still happened.

Sword intent and Dao surged within this confined space, flickering and reborn, finally coalescing into one place and dissipating into nothingness.

They are evenly matched.

"What a fine sword!" The ice lotus shattered, and a clear female voice pierced through the icy mist and reached everyone's ears.

As the icy mist dissipated, Lu Tianming appeared before everyone.

Unlike the previous colorful clothes, the sense of intellectual disability has completely disappeared.

At this moment, Lu Tianming's eyes were filled with spirit, and the Great Brightness Heaven-Opening Sword he had just unleashed was no longer just an empty shell.

She came true, or rather, that mass-produced sword spirit body became someone's vessel in that instant.

Lu Tianming is still alive, or rather, he exists somewhere in the Holy Land.

Wei Zhuang looked at Lu Tianming and instinctively wanted to run away.

That Great Brightness Heaven-Opening Sword technique was used to kill him as he grew up; he wouldn't mistake it.

But it was too late. Lu Tianming stepped forward and put his arm around Wei Zhuang's shoulder. "Hey, Zhuang, hahaha, what are you doing here? Where are you going to hide this time?"

"And what is that giant maggot that can chop people up? Is it your Sword Sect's divine beast?"

She casually pointed at Lu Yuzhou, who was clearly a junior member of her sect, and teased him.

Lu Yuzhou, "."

She thought that the first thing she would do when she got back was to change the form of this Dharma body. It wouldn't be good for the dignified sect leader of the Heavenly Sect to be mistaken for a maggot every day.

Wei Zhuang: "Let go! Someone's watching!"

"No way, so what if you look? It's not like you've never been seen before. What are you afraid of, you big man?"

Seeing Lu Tianming groping Wei Zhuang like an old rogue, Zhang Ze turned his head away.

At that moment, he deeply understood a truth: Old Deng's mouth was a deceitful devil.

The old stories they recount are likely true, but also unlikely to be.

If there are two parties involved, then there is some credibility, but if there is only one, then what they say is probably more or less true than false.

For example, the matter between these two people is definitely not as simple as Uncle said.

'I have no romantic relationship with her whatsoever.'

Ah.

Zhang Ze glanced at the two of them again, his eyes filled with a meaningful look.

Although he looked like a toy being manipulated, the experienced uncle managed to break free and looked at Lu Tianming seriously.

"What happened to you? Why did you become like this?"

Lu Tianming: "What do you mean? I'm fine."

Wei Zhuang, "Do you even know what time it is?"

Lu Tianming: "Have you gone mad from playing hide-and-seek? Now you're Dong Qidong, oh my god, who messed with my brain!"

Lu Tianming suddenly felt dizzy and knelt down, clutching her head.

The extracted memories tore at its personality like a vortex, and the disguise covering the sword spirit's body began to flicker.

Looking at his hand, which kept changing color and shifting between reality and illusion, Lu Tianming cursed in a very uncouth manner.

"Fuck your grandma's Xiao."

But she lost consciousness before she could finish speaking.

Just as she appeared suddenly, her personality, or rather her soul, left this temporary body without warning and disappeared without a trace.

The sword spirit once again became an empty shell.

(End of this chapter)