Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 415 New Century Plant Warriors vs. Turnip Angels

Faced with Zhang Ze's question, A Li hesitated and turned her head to the side.

"Well... that was after a tense and exciting battle. In the end, I was almost defeated by half a move. I was caught off guard and fell into an ambush. In order to protect the monkey, I had no choice but to pretend to be a prisoner for the time being."

Listening to Ah Li's weak explanation and recalling those turnips, their slow pace and somewhat naive look, Zhang Ze simply said "Oh."

"I see, that's how you were seduced, isn't it?"

As he spoke, Zhang Ze dropped a small piece of cake on the ground.

While saying no, Ah Li grabbed the cake with lightning speed and then stuffed it into her mouth, turning it into crumbs in an instant.

"How sad." Zhang Ze sighed, ignoring Ah Li and turning to look at Monkey King.

Because Ah Li ran away with the bucket, Monkey King was now alone, gathering ashes.

To break free from Monkey King's control, the square pig trick will definitely not work; we need to approach it from other angles.

The so-called food and sex are human nature
Zhang Ze gripped the black stone and began to imagine discordant scenes.

[Big sister] [Dairy cow] [Short hair] [Blind date] [Job assignment guaranteed].
After attaching enough labels, Zhang Ze pointed the black stone in his hand at Monkey King.

Clearly, compared to Ah Li, Monkey King's will is considerably less firm.

Before long, his serene and indifferent expression turned lewd.

"Is there anything else?" Monkey asked, his eyes crinkling and his face flushed.

Zhang Ze, "?"

How greedy! One isn't enough.

Before Zhang Ze could add more ingredients, Monkey asked, his words muffled, "What about my grandfather's share?"

Zhang Ze, "?"

"Grandpa, what does he want? I'll burn it for him." Zhang Ze looked at Monkey Brother with a puzzled expression, not knowing whether he was awake or not.

Monkey King: "Of course it's my wife! My grandpa likes small, soft ones."

Zhang Ze, “.”

To be honest, Zhang Ze didn't know whether this kid was filial or not, and for a moment he didn't know how to answer.

Ah Li, on the other hand, often fantasizes that she is a dragon, and because of her long-term illness, she is quite familiar with this kind of half-dreaming, half-awake hysteria.

Ah Li jumped up, her body spinning like a top, and with a flick of her little tail, she slapped him twice across the face.

This "big slap" treatment method is a legitimate therapy written in the medical books of Medicine King Valley, and it is true knowledge derived from practice.

"Ouch! My head hurts so much."

The treatment was remarkably effective; Monkey King covered his face, and his eyes regained their clarity.

Once he regained consciousness, Monkey King dropped the iron bucket and collapsed to the ground.

His temples throbbed, and chaotic memories surged through his mind: Black Stone, Zhang Ze, his deceased grandfather, Changzhou, cabbage—everything he had cut into a mess.

For a moment, I couldn't tell what was real.

Monkey King rubbed his head, sat on the ground, and remained motionless.

Zhang Ze didn't disturb him immediately. Instead, he asked Ah Li to keep an eye on Monkey King, and then he took the opportunity to look around the room.

The room was located at the top of the pyramid and was sparsely furnished. Zhang Ze walked to the corner of the wall, touched the impact dent there, and moved his fingers along the marks, finding a broken piece on the other side of the wall.

Twisted pipes emerged from the wall, were violently torn apart by some force, and then completely melted away by an explosion.

There were several other similar cases, all concentrated on the right side of the room.

Break away from... impact...

It appears there was a crash here before...

Before Zhang Ze could think any further, Monkey suddenly cried out in pain.

"Feeling better?" Zhang Ze quickly took out a small, handheld electric fan that didn't require electricity and started blowing it on Monkey's head.

This is a new product from Longhushan, the Qingxin Taishang Mini Fan. By adjusting the speed, a gentle breeze can clear the mind and improve eyesight, reduce swelling and bruising, and even destroy evidence of a corpse.

It is truly an essential item for home and travel.

After being blown around for a while, Monkey King let out a long sigh.

"I...I'm all better now, sigh..."

He didn't go into details about his own family affairs, but only started talking about what happened after he parted ways with Zhang Ze.

After being transported by the frog to the vicinity of Luoyu Mountain, and temporarily parting ways with Zhang Ze who was delivering packages, he and A Li did not go to the viewing platform, but instead found a low-lying place to rest for the time being.

When it rains, the water flows backwards from the mountains, making low-lying areas drier.

"I was setting up camp with your pangolin when we were suddenly attacked by a group of fireflies," Monkey said, covering his head.

Zhang Ze: "Firefly? What's that?"

"It's those turnips. I already told you I was attacked, but you still didn't believe me."

Ah Li pouted and smacked Zhang Ze's calf with her tail.

"I misunderstood you. Don't do it again next time." Zhang Ze stuffed another small cake into Ali's mouth.

The Spirit of Fireflies, or Firefly Spirits, is the name of those turnips. According to Monkey King, these little creatures have appeared in various parts of Changzhou since ancient times.

They mostly appear as translucent shadows, their whereabouts are unknown, and they occasionally appear in the world in physical form, but they never communicate with people, and no one has ever captured them.

Zhang Ze nodded.

Got it, it's Celebi.

Zhang Ze didn't interrupt and continued listening to Monkey's story.

Some legends say that the firefly spirits are the vengeful souls of the people of Changzhou who were killed by the falling Fushan Mountain. Others say that the firefly spirits are the guardians of the Mother Tree, and those who harm the Mother Tree are killed by the firefly spirits.

But regardless of the legend, Monkey King heard from his grandfather that these turnips called Fireflies are actually quite dangerous, and it's best not to get close to them.

"Grandpa didn't lie to me, those things were indeed very dangerous. If they hadn't suddenly turned on each other, and if you, the pangolin, hadn't protected me, I probably would have lost my life here." Thinking of this, Monkey King felt a wave of fear.

Danger? Internal strife?
Zhang Ze didn't understand. He recalled the appearance of those turnips and the feeling of his palm when he walked with the turnips by their little hands.

No matter how Zhang Ze thought about it, he couldn't connect those things with danger.

Just as he was about to ask about the details, he suddenly heard a loud bang outside the building.

The group quickly went to the window and looked in the direction from which the sound came.

A rumbling sound arose, and a commotion broke out in the southwest corner of the space. The plant vines covering the gray and white buildings suddenly came to life and surged towards the very center of this ruined city.

Suddenly, like a ferocious beast glaring angrily, demons rose up, creating a green hell.

Zhang Ze and his group, along with the other cultivators who had been lured here, were all located on the north side of the city, some distance from the Green Hell. However, judging from their posture, it was only a matter of time before they invaded the north side of the city.

Clinging to the window, watching the chaos, Monkey King was terrified. Embarrassed, he hid behind Zhang Ze. "Those are the things... they're coming after us."

As he finished speaking, fluorescent lights appeared on the green waves, and cabbages appeared out of thin air, but quickly turned into phantoms. Judging from the appearance of the phantoms, they were all the strange creatures from Changzhou.

A deer that farts, a round-headed cat that flies, a giant crocodile with six legs...

Although the shadows of those turnips vanished in an instant due to the illusion, Zhang Ze could still tell that those turnips were indeed different from the ones he had seen before.

The look in their eyes is different.

These are what those turnips that use hypnosis apps look like:
o()o
These jungle savages' turnips look like this:
(°д°)
And the color should be darker.

The difference is quite obvious; one is clueless, and the other is unhappy.

A monstrous tide of beasts surged forth, crashing against the silvery-white city ruins.

The city's counterattack followed, with the same turnips sprouting from all over the city.

The sheer number of them was frightening; they were densely packed like an ant colony. They held hands, their dots becoming lines, their lines becoming surfaces, and finally forming a giant geometric cube.

After transforming into cubes, the turnips began to change color, turning white.

White cubes floated above the ruined city.

"Protect...our friends...we need to go home..."

The gurgling sound of the turnips echoed over the city, and when it reached Zhang Ze's ears, it became a sound he could understand.

Hexagonal honeycomb ripples appeared around the cube, and a moment later, a beam of light flashed horizontally, much like a sword's light, but also different.

I don't know what kind of magic it is, but its power is astonishing.

The sudden green vines were instantly reduced to dust, and the illusory beast tide clinging to them was also severely damaged, with less than one-tenth remaining. The massive green wave came to an abrupt halt.

The sudden battle seemed to be coming to an end, but another unexpected event occurred.

The defeated beast tide transformed into specks of light, coalesced again, and merged with the severed vines, becoming a green giant.

The giant had long limbs, a slender waist, a single horn at the front of its beast-like head, a sharp wooden spike growing from each of its two shoulders, and a long tail trailing behind it.

The giant strode forward, roared, and gathered green light in his hands before tearing off his own long tail.

The long tail transformed into a spiraling, intertwined spear in the giant's hands.

The giant did not stop; he continued running, wielding his spear and shattering the white flashes emitted by the cube.

Upon reaching the city center, the giant stopped.

Throw, penetrate.

The spear transformed into a green lightning bolt, shooting into the hexagonal barrier.

The defenses began to crumble.

"You're so annoying...you're so annoying!"

As the sound echoed in the air, the geometric cube made of turnips flickered, and the collapsing defense solidified again, snapping the twisted spear in half.

The spear vanished as green light, but the gap it had left remained unhealed, and the giant had already reached them.

It roughly reached its hands into the gap in the barrier, and after a roar, the blades on its shoulders began to glow. As it exerted its strength, the gap in the barrier began to tear and widen.

"I hate it...I hate it...I hate it, I hate it!"

The white turnips began to make a hurried sound, but they seemed powerless to do anything about it.

Finally, after a struggle, a large hole was torn in the hexagonal barrier.

The green giant stuck its head inside.

The giant's mouth was torn open like a snake, widened to its limit, and light gathered within it.

It seems like it's about to hit the mark in one shot.

It seems the outcome of this sudden battle is already decided.

The New Century Plant Warriors successfully turned the tables and defeated the white turnip angel.

Zhang Ze stood by the window, holding a small walnut in his hand, and turned on the recording function.

"So, you and Monkey King were just fighting with these two things?" Zhang Ze asked softly, realizing he had really misunderstood Ah Li.

Ah Li sat on his shoulders, holding a small walnut camera, and turned on the recording function.

It shook its head. "No, it's not that outrageous..."

After briefly describing the situation, Ah Li suddenly asked, "Should we go help? Those white ones must be good cabbages, right?"

Zhang Ze: "It's too late, isn't it? How can you lose if you just talk your way out of things... huh?"

Zhang Ze had just made his professional assessment when the other side pulled off a miraculous comeback.

"Ugh! I'm going to lock you up!" The white cube turnips seemed angry.

The white cube abandoned its defenses on the sides and back, concentrating its power in front.

The barrier transformed into a shield wall, and as the power concentrated, the torn opening closed instantly, like a guillotine.

The Hulk's head and hands, which had already crawled inside, were sliced ​​off with a snap.

The cannon, which was about to be fully charged, was forcibly interrupted. Before the giant could grow a new head, the shield wall shattered, a beam of white light shot out, pierced the giant's chest, and the explosion blasted the giant into pieces.

At the same time, as if time had reversed, the vines began to retreat and shrink back to the southwest of the space.

The white light that shattered the giant transformed into a barrier, separating the green plants from the ruined city.

At the same time, the entire space also changed, with hexagonal barriers spreading like honeycomb along the boundaries of the space.

"I want to go home, and no one can change my mind!"

After the entire space was completely sealed off, the white cube dissipated, and the turnips holding hands slowly drifted down from the sky, their gurgling sounds echoing.

……

"So, this is the outside world?" Monkey King, trembling after witnessing a great battle, asked from the window.

“No, this is your Changzhou world. It’s not like this where I’m from,” Ah Li muttered under her breath.

"So what do we do now? I... I want to go home too." Monkey leaned against the cold metal wall and glanced cautiously outside again.

"Find someone first," Zhang Ze replied.

Zhang Ze had not forgotten why he came to Changzhou.

Because of the direct mutual attraction between the innate Dao embryos, he could clearly sense that Shi Xiu was also there.

Whether it's to leave this place or to break free from petrification, finding his powerful backer is definitely the right thing to do.

Although it's unclear why someone undergoing tribulation would be tricked into coming to this place, that's another story.

Delicious food...

If Senior Sister Xiaoxue knew, she would probably come to laugh at her immediately.

But if that's really the case, then wouldn't I have two people undergoing tribulation on my side...?

Both bad and invincible.

Zhang Ze, his mind starting to wander again, looked towards the north of the city, towards the largest pyramid.

Senior Brother Shi Xiu should be there.

Looking at the pyramid that resembled a reactor, Zhang Ze thought of the word that those turnips kept repeating.

go home……

Where do they live?
Zhang Ze suddenly had a guess, but in order not to continue scaring Monkey King, he temporarily suppressed the guess in his heart and turned to Ah Li and Monkey King to say it.

"First, we'll try to curry favor with powerful figures. After that, we'll figure out a way to rescue the people who were tricked into coming here, and then..."

Zhang Ze was simply assigning tasks, but he stopped halfway through his sentence because a large cabbage suddenly fell in through the window.

When Da Tou Cai saw Zhang Ze and the others in the room, he was stunned.

Zhang Ze and the others were also stunned.

Because this turnip's face isn't like that.

o()o
Instead, it's like this.

(°д°)
And after seeing that Zhang Ze and the others had broken free of control, it turned into this.

(.)
Zhang Ze didn't know why these turnips were fighting, nor did he know if there was some kind of spiritual network connecting them with their sacred roots.

But whether it's the New Century Vegetarian Warrior or the Cabbage Angel, Zhang Ze felt that in his current state, he couldn't beat them and could only be used as a punching bag at best.

For the infiltration to be successful, this stray turnip cannot be allowed to leave this place.

"Ah Li, go!"

To avenge her previous defeat, Ah Li moved with lightning speed, opening her mouth wide and snatching the cabbage in one gulp.

"Well!"

Ah Li's sudden attack caught the turnip off guard. After struggling frantically for a while, it suddenly stopped moving.

I don't know if they're dead, or just dead.

Zhang Ze, "..."

"I didn't tell you... Never mind, just hold it in your mouth and don't talk. Maybe this thing is just playing dead."

"But don't swallow it either."

Zhang Ze pressed Ah Li's mouth shut, keeping it in that position, and then gestured for Ah Li and Monkey to follow him.

Let's move to a different location first.

Just when he was about to fall asleep, he decided to find a different place to properly interrogate this cabbage.

……

(End of this chapter)